WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #90 on: November 15, 2022, 04:47:08 PM »
I remove my anal beads from their storage location and use them to subdue Alexei. He seems unwell.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #91 on: November 15, 2022, 10:09:25 PM »
I remove my anal beads from their storage location and use them to subdue Alexei. He seems unwell.

Hey Crouton.

I guess I didn't want to believe it.

Anyway.

I don't think you are a bad person.

Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #92 on: November 15, 2022, 10:13:24 PM »
Returning from Odessa, most of them were drunk, the inspectors returned to their ship namely "Beefeater"  to relax and retire from the first day's tiredness. Gaydafi and SCG continued to drink in their cabins.

Inspector NSS stated that he had an idea. He said that it would be better to examine the attacked Russian ship instead of drinking and lying in a daze. It was silly of them to wait here. Inspector Crustacean supported his idea. Meanwhile, while Inspector Jura was wandering around, Inspectors NSS and Crustean, joined them.

Inspector Boydster examines the ship with a microscope. Inspector Unicorn warned him: "wrong ship mate, nothing here, we need to inspect the Russian ship". Ah I see, the boydster replied.

Crouton came up with a new thought. Fuck mission or whatever, why don't we go to a place like Svatove where girls propose to guys and continue our fun? Inspector Mundin is dusting and cleaning around. Meanwhile, inspector Junker found the captain and had her dock the ship to the Russian ship.

Crouton began to question everybody he saw. He slaps some, punches others. Maybe he was angry that they didn't go to Svatove. Mundin stopped him. "Relax man, these are not aggressors, they are victims. Most of the people here have lost friends. You have to be kind to them". “And I'm sure some of them are Nazi agents,” Crouton replied. Inspector Crouton didn't listen and continued to make random inquiries.

Gaydafi, Alexey and Junker began to examine the ship. Inspector SCG said it would be a good idea for them to question the Unicorn. Others could not understand what he meant.
While rummaging around, Crouton found a potion bottle on the floor. Hmm, there are some Serbian texts on it. He took it with him to examine it. I'll have to look into this further in my office. And these Russian texts should also be deciphered, or Serbian. Oh, they all look alike, damn Russians. Now I would to do 3some in Svatove, damn it. What am I searching for in this fuckin ship. Other investigators returned empty-handed from the Russian ship. "We'll continue tomorrow," added Alexey.

After everyone has returned to their rooms, some voices are heard from the boiler room: "Speak, Nazi dog!" I'm not a NAZI, I told you. Besides, shouldn't you be questioning the criminals? That's what I thought you were on this ship for, Natalya! " "You're teaching me my business, huh!" said Natalya, poking her nail clippers into the inspector's ear. "How, does it hurt huh, motherfucker!"

“If you continue with this, I will tell everyone your name,” the inspector shouted. "Oh, do if you want, and I'll take your eye out," continued Natalya Egorova.

By the way, I want to tell you about Natalya Egorova. Because after tonight, we may not get a chance to talk about her. Natalya's father is a former soldier who fought in the German siege of Moscow. Natalya's mother also worked as a KGB agent in Japan. They threw their daughter into -50 degrees water when she was only 1 day old. He was bred to be harder than an iron and faster than a bullet. He joined the KGB at a very young age, and then entered the Russian army as an agent. He can hit a moving target 5 times in the head in 5 seconds with a pistol from 50 meters, and also runs 100 meters in 9 seconds. So how can someone like that be killed? inconceivabilitly this will happen tonight.

Natalya completed the interrogation. This is an ordinary inspector. "I'm sorry, but I had to do this," said Natalya. "Oh, it doesn't matter, they question me every day anyway, I'm used to it," replied the inspector. "I'm glad to hear that," said Natalya. Are you kidding me you idiot? “I almost went deaf,” the inspector insisted. I said I was sorry, okay, let's forget that. “Let's go and have a drink,” Natalya added. “You go, I won't drink with whores,” the inspector replied. Natalya was very angry at this. He had dedicated his life to fighting NAZI bastards, and now a bastard playing with shit in his nose was calling her a whore. He could break his neck or kill him with one punch if he wanted to. She forgave him. He said, "I told you it's over, now get the fuck out of here" and fired the inspector.

On the way to the inspector's room, Natalya remained in the engine room. Had anyone heard the voices? Was he identified? Would it be better if he left the ship tonight and returned to Moscow? Meanwhile, he heard someone from outside calling out to him! "Natalya!". What the heck? Nobody knew his name? How can this be?...

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He (somebody) is a troll homo playing role of girl.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #93 on: November 15, 2022, 10:35:39 PM »
I vote that we torture Unicorn Peptide Cake for singing Electric Avenue. IT WILL BE STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR DAYS.  >:(

MONSTER!

Plus you had it coming, YOU know what you did!
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #94 on: November 16, 2022, 12:45:32 AM »
So is Natalya a man or a woman?  Or gender fluid?  I'm confused.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #95 on: November 16, 2022, 12:46:03 AM »

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #96 on: November 16, 2022, 01:03:26 AM »
So is Natalya a man or a woman?  Or gender fluid?  I'm confused.

Natalya is a victim of google translate - neutral pronouns get translated wildly.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #97 on: November 16, 2022, 01:15:24 AM »
Night ended. I'm editing incoming reports. There are terrible things here.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #98 on: November 16, 2022, 01:26:15 AM »
After Inspector Crouton went to his room, he deciphered the inscription on the bottle he found on the Russian ship: "Life consists of frequency. Death is the breaking of this frequency. If you keep someone's frequency constant, they will not die. The potion in this bottle will protect the person who drinks it from death. But it only works once. Ben Tesla, I dedicate this to you inspector". Holly shit, crouton told. Inspector Crouton has instantly drink the liquit in it and earned an "extra life". The extra feature will appear next to the player's name on the first post of the game.

Natalya asked again: "Who is there?".

"Me" told the inspector in darkness. This was nobody but Khrystyna Leonidivna Denysenko, ie an UPA terrorist, or soldier, anyway.

Khrystyna Leonidivna Denysenko, was the only daughter of her family who was not killed by the Russians. Her family fought with the Nazis to take Moscow, but murderous Russians killed her family. He was not yet born that day. But his mother raised him with this hatred. He hadn't slept since the day he learned that there was a Russian on the team, and he had been waiting quietly for an opportunity. Hearing Natalya's name downstairs, she suspected that she might be this famous Russian spy. And when he called her, "Natalya," she had answered her. Then Natalya had to be that person. Khrystyna Leonidivna Denysenko, He knew how strong Natalya was. There were even those who said that he had a one-on-one fight with a lion and has defeated. He couldn't take the risk. He threw a grenade towards where the sound came from. When the inspectors heard the noise coming from the engine room, they rushed to the scene in panic.

Inspector Jura, who first arrived on the scene, was upset, saying, "oh poor  Inspector Cowgirl, she died before she could do her duty."

Inspector Unicorn came running right after him. “Damn, I suspected him,” she said, angry with herself and started to cry.

Inspector Crustacean is stunned by what she sees and tries to understand what is going on.

There is a special device next to the victim here. It looks like a voice recorder. "Let's listen to him now," said  Inspector Gaydafi. Maybe we can find something useful.

 Inspector Space cowgirl, aka UNIA agent Natalya Egorova is no more. Huge devastation for the UN team. A crazy feat for the Nazis, I mean, Ukrainan Liberation Army, anyway.

In the daytime the dead cannot speak. But I will give Space Cowgirl an opportunity to speak. Because with this death he became the natural leader of the inspectors. It will be daylight after he speaks. I mean, her audio recording. anyway.

Night 1 ends.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #99 on: November 16, 2022, 01:29:49 AM »
Heh.
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #100 on: November 16, 2022, 01:34:05 AM »

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #101 on: November 16, 2022, 01:37:47 AM »


Jura had seen some interior decorating disasters in her time but painting a berth with a UN inspector via a grenade was up with the best.

Jura went to search her bags for any useful things, and to try and contact her incorporeal self.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #102 on: November 16, 2022, 02:05:32 AM »
Inspector Crustacean is stunned by what she sees and tries to understand what is going on.

And fails at that task.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #103 on: November 16, 2022, 02:26:39 AM »
Inspector Crustacean is stunned by what she sees and tries to understand what is going on.

And fails at that task.


Short version.

Spacey was the UN psychic, she had scanned someone and found them okay, but the otherside have killed her, this is bad, but she has the basis of a ghost council.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #104 on: November 16, 2022, 02:53:40 AM »
Also, Khrystyna is 81 and Natalya must be a similar age...I imagined her younger...
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #105 on: November 16, 2022, 03:34:24 AM »
Also, Khrystyna is 81 and Natalya must be a similar age...I imagined her younger...
Tell me I'm not the only one.

For England, Jimmy?
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #106 on: November 16, 2022, 03:43:33 AM »
One must make sacrifices for Queen King and country.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #107 on: November 16, 2022, 04:49:39 AM »
The night is over and the day has risen. The second day.

Someone else can read the audio tape of SCG. Maybe he was really drunk last night. We can't know this.

Today in Odessa there is the funeral of Inspector Space Cowgirl, that is, Natalya Egorova. His family came from the Moscow for this ceremony. Even wise came from Istanbul. Maybe even Putin. I leave that part of the job to the players.

Of course, they will continue to inspect the Russian ship after the funeral. After all, they still have a mystery to solve.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #108 on: November 16, 2022, 05:35:24 AM »
Inspector NSS sits in disbelief, contemplating the atrocity that has occurred.  He takes another drink of vodka.

SCG is dead....This can't be.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #109 on: November 16, 2022, 05:47:53 AM »
We will have time to mourn soon, but a murderer walks among us. If we don't get down to business, this aggression will continue unchecked. Obviously we can't rule out Slemon or jdaniel, but they are pretty low on my radar right now. I suppose it makes sense to wait for someone to press play on the recording SCG left for us to hopefully see what she learned before we do anything we might regret though.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #110 on: November 16, 2022, 05:55:18 AM »
Inspector NSS sits in disbelief, contemplating the atrocity that has occurred.  He takes another drink of vodka.

SCG is dead....This can't be.
Well Natalya is dead.  And she was 81, so think on what happened in the engine room...
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #111 on: November 16, 2022, 06:19:18 AM »
Well lets listen to the recording and then lynch Boydster.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #112 on: November 16, 2022, 06:22:09 AM »
>:(

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #113 on: November 16, 2022, 06:22:42 AM »

Hesitant lest the pressing of the button precipitated the turning of her fingers and hands from useful and not unsightly appendages into an expanding bloodmist, Jura realised that choices and leaps of faith had to be made to get this wagontrain rolling, she pressed PLAY.
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« Reply #114 on: November 16, 2022, 07:21:50 AM »


I SAID! Press PLAY!
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #115 on: November 16, 2022, 07:29:41 AM »
You can't rush old cassette tape technology like this. Did you try rewinding first?

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #116 on: November 16, 2022, 07:45:15 AM »
While inspectors were investigating how to use the old audio recording, inspector NSS couldn't understand why he suddenly became a suspect. somehow He had to explain to the others that the name of the woman working in the boiler room was the same as the name of the UNIA agent.

"This Natalya, is not that Natalya," said inspector NSS. Inspector lobster "go tell that to sweeney!" replied with a sarcastic tone.

What if we concentrate on the tape? interrupted by Inspector Gaydafi. Inspector Boydster and Inspector Jura joined him. they are still trying to unravel the mystery of this audio recording. Why haven't they found a way yet? Oh, maybe it's because they aren't good at solving mysteries? We'll see.

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« Reply #117 on: November 16, 2022, 08:08:10 AM »
WoOoOooooOOoooooooo  >:(

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« Reply #118 on: November 16, 2022, 08:19:31 AM »
We will have time to mourn soon, but a murderer walks among us. If we don't get down to business, this aggression will continue unchecked. Obviously we can't rule out Slemon or jdaniel, but they are pretty low on my radar right now. I suppose it makes sense to wait for someone to press play on the recording SCG left for us to hopefully see what she learned before we do anything we might regret though.

Agreed.
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« Reply #119 on: November 16, 2022, 08:51:53 AM »

I search Spacey’s cabin for a method of playing this tape, I also purloin the batteries from the spiny rocket shaped object in Boydsta’s room should we need them.
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