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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #120 on: November 16, 2022, 08:55:10 AM »
So I'll get out in front of this Gayer thing right away. I am not the murderer! I did mention to another party that Gayer and Jura were both near the top of my list of people to be wary of, and that I was leaning toward voting Gayer today absent a better option. It was only after that when Gayer posted about murdering me in cold blood. So if I cast a vote for Gayer, I just want the record to show that it's not a vote made in retribution. It would be a vote cast after some premeditation.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #121 on: November 16, 2022, 08:55:31 AM »
Eventually the investigators managed to get the audio recording working. Oh, it's easy with collaborate, isn't it? Agent Natalya Egorova said exactly in the tape record:

Quote from: Space Cowgirl on November 16, 2022, 08:08:10 AM
WoOoOooooOOoooooooo  >:(

I WILL GET REVENGE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.
That's all. I know it's a strange message. Let me translate it into English for you. she means that all the inspectors do nothing without consulting her and from now on her spirit is king on the ship. I think you mean queen. But when the queen dies, long live the king? anyway.
He says he will send his orders via PM as a method of communication.
So whatis it with me? anyway. I think PM may be prime minister. It could also be wrong. About an hour until the funeral.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #122 on: November 16, 2022, 08:55:37 AM »
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on November 16, 2022, 08:51:53 AM

I search Spacey’s cabin for a method of playing this tape, I also purloin the batteries from the spiny rocket shaped object in Boydsta’s room should we need them.

I think it said this:
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on November 16, 2022, 08:08:10 AM
WoOoOooooOOoooooooo  >:(

I WILL GET REVENGE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #123 on: November 16, 2022, 08:59:05 AM »
Quote from: boydster on November 16, 2022, 08:55:10 AM
So I'll get out in front of this Gayer thing right away. I am not the murderer! I did mention to another party that Gayer and Jura were both near the top of my list of people to be wary of, and that I was leaning toward voting Gayer today absent a better option. It was only after that when Gayer posted about murdering me in cold blood. So if I cast a vote for Gayer, I just want the record to show that it's not a vote made in retribution. It would be a vote cast after some premeditation.

Yeah yeah, I believe you
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #124 on: November 16, 2022, 09:04:30 AM »
Woo-hoo! I knew it! I knew that if I kept drinking strange bottles of toilet water then only good things can happen!
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #125 on: November 16, 2022, 09:31:32 AM »
I will meditate on the ghostly message to hopefully find meaning in those words.

If no meaning then at least it serves as a moment of silence for the SCG.  We shall avenge her. 
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #126 on: November 16, 2022, 10:24:25 AM »
We should be on the lookout for submarines.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #127 on: November 16, 2022, 11:01:50 AM »

YOU CAN'T SUBDUE ME WITH ANAL BEADS WHEN I CAN TWIST YOUR NIPPLE AHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
NIPPLE TWISTY TIME!
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #128 on: November 16, 2022, 11:38:00 AM »
Quote from: JimmyTheLobster on November 15, 2022, 02:02:41 PM
Quote from: Alexei on November 15, 2022, 12:31:01 PM
Another is to shove anal beads up their arse. Another is to do Kanchou which is where you do finger guns and charge with such speed into someones arsehole they end up shitting for hours then after that, they are rendered shitless for the rest of their life.
What...?

Watch out people! Beware or I will use the Kanchou move on you, it's too d3ad1y.
I will shove my fingerguns with such force into your arsehole with such speed (50KPH with a a shit ton of force. Formula = Force = mass x acceleration) that you will be rendered shitless.
Alexei is too powerful with these fingerguns.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #129 on: November 16, 2022, 11:57:29 AM »
Inspector NSS looks at Alexei raving about like a mentally ill child.   NSS heads to the laundry room and returns with a tub of Tide Pods and hands them to Alexei.
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That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #130 on: November 16, 2022, 12:01:18 PM »
Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on November 16, 2022, 11:57:29 AM
Inspector NSS looks at Alexei raving about like a mentally ill child.   NSS heads to the laundry room and returns with a tub of Tide Pods and hands them to Alexei.

Inspector Alexey rejects the tidepods and peforms Kanchou on Nss for attempting to butt-rape Alexey.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #131 on: November 16, 2022, 12:57:00 PM »
Quote from: Alexei on November 16, 2022, 12:01:18 PM
Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on November 16, 2022, 11:57:29 AM
Inspector NSS looks at Alexei raving about like a mentally ill child.   NSS heads to the laundry room and returns with a tub of Tide Pods and hands them to Alexei.

Inspector Alexey rejects the tidepods and peforms Kanchou on Nss for attempting to butt-rape Alexey.

Inspector Alexey's attempts to perform Kanchou were ignored as they resulted in nothing. 
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #132 on: November 16, 2022, 01:04:42 PM »
Quote from: boydster on November 16, 2022, 08:55:10 AM
So I'll get out in front of this Gayer thing right away. I am not the murderer! I did mention to another party that Gayer and Jura were both near the top of my list of people to be wary of, and that I was leaning toward voting Gayer today absent a better option. It was only after that when Gayer posted about murdering me in cold blood. So if I cast a vote for Gayer, I just want the record to show that it's not a vote made in retribution. It would be a vote cast after some premeditation.


Yeah, there is no possible way that either what Gayer put or I could be construed as pointing anywhere at this stage, but someone trying to get rid of experienced opposition players when they thought they were in the minority might go for that tack I suppose.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #133 on: November 16, 2022, 01:20:42 PM »
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on November 16, 2022, 01:04:42 PM
Quote from: boydster on November 16, 2022, 08:55:10 AM
So I'll get out in front of this Gayer thing right away. I am not the murderer! I did mention to another party that Gayer and Jura were both near the top of my list of people to be wary of, and that I was leaning toward voting Gayer today absent a better option. It was only after that when Gayer posted about murdering me in cold blood. So if I cast a vote for Gayer, I just want the record to show that it's not a vote made in retribution. It would be a vote cast after some premeditation.


Yeah, there is no possible way that either what Gayer put or I could be construed as pointing anywhere at this stage, but someone trying to get rid of experienced opposition players when they thought they were in the minority might go for that tack I suppose.
My leanings are based on nothing meaningful yet other than the danger those particular players present should they not share my alignment.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #134 on: November 16, 2022, 01:31:33 PM »
Quote from: boydster on November 16, 2022, 01:20:42 PM
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on November 16, 2022, 01:04:42 PM
Quote from: boydster on November 16, 2022, 08:55:10 AM
So I'll get out in front of this Gayer thing right away. I am not the murderer! I did mention to another party that Gayer and Jura were both near the top of my list of people to be wary of, and that I was leaning toward voting Gayer today absent a better option. It was only after that when Gayer posted about murdering me in cold blood. So if I cast a vote for Gayer, I just want the record to show that it's not a vote made in retribution. It would be a vote cast after some premeditation.


Yeah, there is no possible way that either what Gayer put or I could be construed as pointing anywhere at this stage, but someone trying to get rid of experienced opposition players when they thought they were in the minority might go for that tack I suppose.
My leanings are based on nothing meaningful yet other than the danger those particular players present should they not share my alignment.

Which would also be an explanation for the murder of Spacey.....mmm.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #135 on: November 16, 2022, 01:56:51 PM »
I see what's going on here. You cast your aspersions. Cast them all you want. But when I murder someone, believe me I know about it, and I didn't commit this one.

Game question. Wise, if someone with an extra life dies, do we learn if they were good or bad when they first die? We don't have a psychic, this could be kind of helpful...
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #136 on: November 16, 2022, 02:02:14 PM »


If anyone cares to read our conversation, it wasn't me casting the aspersions, I was musing on yours.

And while we are on musings, are you now trying to rid Crouts of one of his two lives in an attempt to level the playing field should he be good, just asking.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #137 on: November 16, 2022, 05:29:30 PM »
Quote from: boydster on November 16, 2022, 01:56:51 PM
I see what's going on here. You cast your aspersions. Cast them all you want. But when I murder someone, believe me I know about it, and I didn't commit this one.

Game question. Wise, if someone with an extra life dies, do we learn if they were good or bad when they first die? We don't have a psychic, this could be kind of helpful...

If we learn that you are bad after your first life is snuffed out, we would just kill you again.

Suffice to say, you're always bad so it probably doesn't matter as we should just double-kill you.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #138 on: November 16, 2022, 07:04:40 PM »
Day end in roughly 6 hours.  What are we doing?
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #139 on: November 16, 2022, 07:38:27 PM »
Quote from: Mundin on November 16, 2022, 07:04:40 PM
Day end in roughly 6 hours.  What are we doing?

Unless someone can post some evidence and not shit talking speculation, [I vote to abstain]

I mean D1 chuckling at the sight of Space Cowgirl's entrails all over the room is a dick thing to do and all but it isn't proof. Maybe his mind is just twisted. That's not a capital offense

In prior games, the people who did the most damage to the good guys was not the werepenguins but the good guys themselves. Let's keep cool heads this time
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #140 on: November 16, 2022, 07:48:59 PM »
So are you keep going to ask me unnecessary questions? If something prevents from dead so it prevents from dead. You can not learn any identify before dying unless an intellekt happened.

Do you hold a funeral when one of the cat's seven lives is gone?
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #141 on: November 16, 2022, 09:25:16 PM »
Quote from: Mundin on November 16, 2022, 07:04:40 PM
Day end in roughly 6 hours.  What are we doing?

Easy.  The evidence points to one inescapable conclusion.  Boydster is asking too many questions.  Definitely proof of malfeasance.   

Alright that's not a conclusion so much as it is an unfounded accusation but nevertheless...

[vote to lynch boydster]
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #142 on: November 16, 2022, 09:36:01 PM »
The best way to find out someone's identity is to become a CCIA aka counterintelligence agent. This is exist in red team, haha. Alternatively, Tesla can find reincarnation and use it for SCG. Alternatively, reincarnation can emerge from bonus questions. And there's also the possibility that Tesla might discover the intelligence drone. And one of them can also come from bonus questions. Of course, if the SCG reincarnates, the red team's first job will be to destroy it, although Tesla may find shield, extra life, or reincarnation that night. Oh then let me tell you, Tesla should be on target right now. I think there are questions left out there somewhere.

Leaders could not come to Odessa due to security problems. Instead, they issued a message of condolence.

For the funeral of Natalya Egorova, Putin issued a condolence:



In summary, he said: "We didn't send our most valuable agent to Ukraine to die. We did this without worrying about his health because of the commitments made by Wise and the UN. But despite all our good intentions, despite what we believe to be well-intentioned efforts by the Americans and Turks, Ukraine's remnant Nazi scumbags did not hesitate to kill our most valuable agent. I believe this has to come at a cost. For now, we have not determined its method and location, but we will reveal our reaction to it as soon as possible. My condolences to the grieving family of our esteemed colleague. Rest in peace, hero." said Putin.

Wise was one of the leaders who could not come to Odessa due to security concerns. He left the microphone to his spokesman, Erdogan, to speak:



When asked by a journalist, what you mean with "We can come suddenly one night,Did you mean to attack Greece?", Erdogan said the following: "This is not something we just say about Greece. This includes all countries that endanger the life safety of personnel working under the umbrella of the United Nations. Of course, Ukraine and Russia are also in this. I would like to express my condolences on behalf of myself and wise to my Russian counterpart, Putin."

After the symbolic funeral held in Odessa, the body of agent Natalya Egorova was taken to Moscow for burial. Speaking at the ceremony here, Putin swore revenge.



It was about three hours before dark. Two votes have been used so far;

Boydster 1, 
Neutral 1.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #143 on: November 16, 2022, 10:39:01 PM »
Quote from: boydster on November 16, 2022, 01:56:51 PM
I see what's going on here. You cast your aspersions. Cast them all you want. But when I murder someone, believe me I know about it, and I didn't commit this one.



I for one shall alibi boydster, and I agree if he did murder somebody, he'd be the first to know! As his lawyer, I'd be the second, third if you count the dead person as the second. I digress however.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #144 on: November 16, 2022, 10:40:46 PM »
Quote from: Mundin on November 16, 2022, 07:04:40 PM
Day end in roughly 6 hours.  What are we doing?

Dance party. We should also look for submarines since they are probably transporting radioactive sheep and such. As we all know sheep can not be trusted and they probably murdered SCG.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #145 on: November 16, 2022, 10:59:38 PM »
Quote from: Wolvaccine on November 16, 2022, 07:38:27 PM
Quote from: Mundin on November 16, 2022, 07:04:40 PM
Day end in roughly 6 hours.  What are we doing?

Unless someone can post some evidence and not shit talking speculation, [I vote to abstain]

I mean D1 chuckling at the sight of Space Cowgirl's entrails all over the room is a dick thing to do and all but it isn't proof. Maybe his mind is just twisted. That's not a capital offense

In prior games, the people who did the most damage to the good guys was not the werepenguins but the good guys themselves. Let's keep cool heads this time

I was chuckling because this is a game of perception.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #146 on: November 16, 2022, 11:37:42 PM »
Inspector Mundin regrets his action but  we can't let them kill SCG, and get a free kill during the day and then kill again.  That would be 3 kills to themselves. 

I'm sure this will spell my doom but we have to act or be killed. It's how this works.  Yet we have no proof to act on.  So the only fair thing to do is remove the extra life benefit thus no one is dead but we also do something.  [ I vote to lynch Crouton ]   

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #147 on: November 16, 2022, 11:44:18 PM »
Lynching on the first day is rarely a good idea, unless you're a penguin, so [I vote to abstain] no matter how much I'd enjoy lynching Boydster
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #148 on: November 16, 2022, 11:52:12 PM »
Croutons job is the same as always.

Anyway if we are going to abstain then I also vote to abstain.

Did you guys make this game before or after amongus? It was so good with free chat. Anyway this is a fun game.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #149 on: November 16, 2022, 11:54:21 PM »
Left on their own after the funeral leaves for Moscow, the investigators try to find someone responsible.

Four votes have been used so far:
1 for boydster
2 for abstain
1 for crouton

It seems like there is one hour and little more time left for the day to end, but due to the time difference with the USA, the days may be a little longer.

Ignored d1's vote that goes against  voting format.
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