WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2022, 09:15:54 AM »
More meta question.

Where are we, which city specifically?
Odesa, apparently.  Waiting to set off.

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Setting real life aside, in this narrative is Russia completely justified to invade Ukraine? 
I think we are in one of the alternate timelines that wise lives in, so....whatever.


Anyway, as we are enjoying the city before we set off I'd recommend a walking tour to discover the crumbling Italianate architecture.   The Potemkin Stairs are pretty disappointing, but you will go up them from the docks.    There are plenty of great restaurants and night clubs, though the service is often terrible.

If you're a bloke and approached by one of Odesa's stunning women and she looks way out of your league, then she is way out of your league.  You're probably gonna get conned.

*Anyway, I've gone for a stroll and will go for some buckwheat pancakes at the Gogol-Mogol cafe*
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2022, 12:35:25 PM »

There is a train of thought that perceives the mind as a prison, if so Jura had shared a cell with a timpanist and at least two of the guards had conspired to beat her kidneys with a flash frozen Tuna, or it was just the potato vodka, and her preferred theory of mind that she had hers on lone from a library of Burroughs, Ballard and Aldis's cast off's still stood.

Either way if there was any sleuthing to be done she would have to shape up, and while she was at it apologise to Shifty, as fragile as he was, he was useful when shins needed to be kicked.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2022, 12:52:36 PM »
As usual, I will be at the bar until it is time to hang someone.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #33 on: November 14, 2022, 02:36:14 PM »
I will be shiting in the bathroom on the ship until it's time to electricute someone.
Electric chair, anyone?
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #34 on: November 14, 2022, 02:55:25 PM »

I'm going to leave a message on the message board for Tesla, I've heard he has some stuff that he gives to the worthy, and I'm brim full of worthy.

I also have a few Ginsters Moroccan pasty's as usually Spacey brings food and it is awful, so if Wise needs something I can donate one.

If tesla is smart, they would not give you anything.  I remeber someone being talked into giving you a flamethrower, ask Boydster how that worked out. 

Jura jabs aside, I'm concerned about boydster's theory on irradiated spiders.  I will follow after him, to keep him out of trouble. 

Sorry Gayer, I'm fresh out of tea

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #35 on: November 14, 2022, 03:04:29 PM »

In my defense Boydsta was some sort of kingshit penguin and I was a lone human who wanted to make toast.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #36 on: November 14, 2022, 03:05:02 PM »
Alright.  Times a wastin'. 

I have liberated many washing machines and toilets in my investigation.  I must therefore recommend to the UN special council on werepenguins that a strong letter must be written condemning Gotham!  He just appears after all this time and he's not a werepenguin?  I don't think so!

[vote to lynch Gotham]
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2022, 03:07:38 PM »
Alright.  Times a wastin'. 

I have liberated many washing machines and toilets in my investigation.  I must therefore recommend to the UN special council on werepenguins that a strong letter must be written condemning Gotham!  He just appears after all this time and he's not a werepenguin?  I don't think so!

[vote to lynch Gotham]

We can't lynch day one so I will abstain from voting until we learn more

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #38 on: November 14, 2022, 03:09:41 PM »

In my defense Boydsta was some sort of kingshit penguin and I was a lone human who wanted to make toast.

I think slime was the kingsgit penguin and converted him.  But whose counting.  It's all the same, Boydster was evil

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2022, 03:18:15 PM »
I am at a bar somewhere in Odessa. I set up my flat earth easel, and am trying to teach people about the flat earth. I am a bit drunk, but I think Stash just attacked my easel!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2022, 03:19:21 PM »
I am at a bar somewhere in Odessa. I set up my flat earth easel, and am trying to teach people about the flat earth. I am a bit drunk, but I think Stash just attacked my easel!

THAT WAS ME AHAHAHA!
Sorry mom!
I thought it was Boydster.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #41 on: November 14, 2022, 03:20:32 PM »
You are not old enough to be at the bar!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #42 on: November 14, 2022, 03:21:44 PM »
You are not old enough to be at the bar!

They gave me redbull and taught me how to swear!
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #43 on: November 14, 2022, 04:10:41 PM »
I am at a bar somewhere in Odessa.

I was also there. I might still be there.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #44 on: November 14, 2022, 04:12:05 PM »
Wow I thought I was flying under the radar, but I will now fly even lower to avoid detection by any lynch mobs...

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #45 on: November 14, 2022, 04:20:25 PM »
On the first day, the inspectors started to visit the city both to get to know Odessa and to relax and have fun. oh, the bars here are famous. marines have been coming to this port to drink for centuries. There was tension between Crouton and Gotham, but Odessa police intervened and broke up the fight. Mundin, who came to the inspectors who were fighting, called out to them: "Hey guys, we're here to find criminals. Remember why we're here. We're not here to hurt each other."
Crouton and Gotham reconciled, ashamed of what they did.
Investigators continued to tour the city. oh, this is not a place for under 18s. anyway.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #46 on: November 14, 2022, 05:08:43 PM »
Or should I not worry and be more concerned with why shifter is walking around with shit on his hands?

Pretty sure the hepatitis vaccines work.

Just be careful around his blood.
I used to work with a guy with hep c but it's very hard to transmit unintentionally when you know you have it.

I just used to go for smoko I'd he ever cut himself.

I am at a bar somewhere in Odessa.

I was also there. I might still be there.

Junker, Space Cowgirl and I are still drinking.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #47 on: November 14, 2022, 10:17:43 PM »
Tips for newbies to the game:

Never write your role and what you want to do on the game general page. You can only write "I vote to lynch (player name)" on the game page during the day. (first day this feature is disable)

Those who have a night duty will only write it to the narrator (It's me in this game). Another way of behaving causes others to understand your role. When you are exposed, you die. Sometimes they may not kill you immediately after your role have been exposed, but make you wait to kill them whenever they want, but once you are exposed, you have little chance of escaping death.

"Ghost councils" do business in this game. This also happens when someone from the same team as you dies or one of the empath characters (intelligence agents) finds you. If one of your temmate died, you can tell her your role and get help to cooperate with her. The best way to tell if someone is a teammate or opposing team is to wait for them to die.

Of course, even though an actor dies, you may not find him trustworthy and you may not want to share your role with him. There is nothing wrong with that. Talking too much in public is not recommended as it gives away your role. However, those who are experienced in the game can do this to trap others. Staying calm and cool here is important for your survival.

If you don't have a night role, it's healthy to follow what others are doing and with what logic. Nothing written in the general chat (here) has any practical significance. These are like conversations, anyone can write whatever they want. These don't have to have anything to do with the game. Here only when I speak, only it is the only thing about the game. The only legal way others talk about the game is during the daytime, "I vote to lynch ...". With this you vote to kill someone. Everything else happens via PM.

You can always ask me your questions about the game rules and gameplay via PM.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #48 on: November 15, 2022, 01:35:50 AM »

I will comfort Gotham after an abortive attempt by a very Russian sounding Croutís to lynch him day one, does he know something? Is he drunk? Do they have previous unresolved differences?
Will Gotham order a black Russian and give himself away, and D1 an aneurysm?

I will also lead him to a sailorís bar (wait!) so we can ask if anyone saw anything suspicious on the night of the sabotage.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #49 on: November 15, 2022, 02:10:23 AM »


I will also lead him to a sailorís bar (wait!) so we can ask if anyone saw anything suspicious on the night of the sabotage.
There's been a sabotage?  I thought that was still to happen?
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #50 on: November 15, 2022, 02:53:44 AM »

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The Nazi forces, who did not comply with the provisions of the grain agreement, sabotaged the Russian ship. (You can find the details about the grain deal in the spectator thread). As inspectors, the players try to find the saboteurs and their collaborators.

From the first page.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #51 on: November 15, 2022, 03:23:08 AM »
There was an attempt by the Chinese to sabotage the inspectors, but thanks to the common sense of the inspectors, this attack was thwarted. For the safety of those on the ship, I cannot give any more information.

It's night now.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #52 on: November 15, 2022, 03:56:15 AM »
Seeing as I never did get a cup of tea, and now its night and too late for caffeine, I shall have to resort to alcohol. I'll join SCG, its always fun to drink with mum.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #53 on: November 15, 2022, 04:19:35 AM »

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The Nazi forces, who did not comply with the provisions of the grain agreement, sabotaged the Russian ship. (You can find the details about the grain deal in the spectator thread). As inspectors, the players try to find the saboteurs and their collaborators.

From the first page.
Oh right, yeah.  I was confused.  I realise now we are on board the inspector ship and trying to work out which of us is a Ukrainian soldier that blew up the russian ship.  Is this right?
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #54 on: November 15, 2022, 04:37:13 AM »
I thought we were in a city?
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #55 on: November 15, 2022, 04:55:15 AM »

The way I have it is, most of us are drunk and are returning to the ship after a short break in Odessa, and stuff is about to kick off after an attempted boarding by Bom was repulsed.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #56 on: November 15, 2022, 05:03:27 AM »

The way I have it is, most of us are drunk and are returning to the ship after a short break in Odessa, and stuff is about to kick off after an attempted boarding by Bom was repulsed.

You always do make me laugh.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #57 on: November 15, 2022, 05:21:31 AM »
I thought we were in a city?
We are docked in Odesa apparently.  I'm a little confused as to how the saboteur is aboard our ship, as we just sailed in from Istanbul to investigate the sabotage which was already committed.  Maybe I'm overthinking it.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #58 on: November 15, 2022, 05:29:54 AM »
Saboteurs have to be sneaky, it's part of the gig. All this waiting around for something to happen is very nerve-wracking. I'm going to build an effigy of a Nazi and set it on fire.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #59 on: November 15, 2022, 06:01:04 AM »
Oh, the game's experts are starting to show their talent.

After Bom Tee Shong's attempt to infiltrate the ship was successfully foiled, Dj Olga's successful performance here is still worth listening to.

All investigators must have arrived on board. I mean, it should have arrived. but i think there is something missing. oh, aren't the inspectors supposed to be experts in reporting? Why does no one think that a counting poll should be done there and the result should be communicated to wise? Oh sure, I should. moreover, I have to do this for two days without eating a single pastry. Anyway, the night is long. If I work calmly, I can find out who is missing. by the way, tesla's meditation techniques may come in handy for me.

The night continues.