Australia doesn't exist

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Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #300 on: January 10, 2007, 02:33:32 PM »
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Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
Weeeeaaaak.  Turn off the radio and go visit an underground record store and find some actual good music.


I would, but every time I try to go underground, I end up going to the hospital and having to explain to my parents what I was doing on the roof again.

I'll agree to disagree with you, TDN.


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...I don't get it.


i think its a hospital joke or something :?
care to take a gander at my Haemorrhoids?

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« Reply #301 on: January 11, 2007, 10:39:23 AM »
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Quote from: "BOGWarrior89"
Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
Weeeeaaaak.  Turn off the radio and go visit an underground record store and find some actual good music.


I would, but every time I try to go underground, I end up going to the hospital and having to explain to my parents what I was doing on the roof again.

I'll agree to disagree with you, TDN.


Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
...I don't get it.


i think its a hospital joke or something :?


No ... it was a play on the word "underground".  Get it now?

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #302 on: January 15, 2007, 01:05:28 PM »
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Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

 
EXCELENT !!! :lol:  :lol:
Did they realized that every injury or distrust they brought to this topic, is applicable on their flat-theory as well?? :lol:

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« Reply #303 on: January 15, 2007, 05:21:27 PM »
Do you realise that no FEers have taken part in this debate, except to dismiss it as an attempt to point score.

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« Reply #304 on: January 15, 2007, 05:24:29 PM »
austrialia obvously does exist

the op is just a troll

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« Reply #305 on: January 15, 2007, 07:50:18 PM »
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austrialia obvously does exist

Whatever. I can't force people to believe me. I can only tell them the truth, and hope that they realize that I am right.

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the op is just a troll

Of course. Because you said so, it must be true.

I should probably put a disclaimer in the first post so people will stop thinking this is part of the Flat Earth Theory.

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« Reply #306 on: January 15, 2007, 07:51:39 PM »
youre an idiot shut up

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« Reply #307 on: January 15, 2007, 07:52:07 PM »
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youre an idiot shut up

Whatever you say, Mr. Troll.

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« Reply #308 on: January 15, 2007, 07:53:06 PM »
This shit's gone on for 21 pages? Holy hell... Australia exists, or Rick wouldn't say he's from Australia. Jeeze, was that so hard? :roll:

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« Reply #309 on: January 15, 2007, 07:53:43 PM »
you are the troll

just shut up

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« Reply #310 on: January 16, 2007, 03:37:28 AM »
Quote from: "beast"
Do you realise that no FEers have taken part in this debate, except to dismiss it as an attempt to point score.

 Have you realized you are living on a piece of land that  cannot be Australia, because Australia doesnt exist?? Start to explore your isle, make observations, you  will sure find the truth, and join us at last  :wink:

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« Reply #311 on: January 16, 2007, 03:57:07 AM »
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
This shit's gone on for 21 pages? Holy hell... Australia exists, or Rick wouldn't say he's from Australia. Jeeze, was that so hard? :roll:


Unless he's been mislead all his life along with the rest of the population... or maybe he's part of an Australian conspiracy.

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« Reply #312 on: January 16, 2007, 03:58:18 AM »
Then it would appear a lot of people here that say they are australian have been brainwashed!  :shock:

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« Reply #313 on: January 16, 2007, 06:44:33 AM »
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Then it would appear a lot of people here that say they are australian have been brainwashed!  :shock:

So it would seem. It is also possible that some of them are federal agents, who are in on the conspiracy. Though I doubt anyone here is a fed, because they are trying to make the world aware of another one of the Governments schemes.

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« Reply #314 on: January 17, 2007, 09:26:32 AM »
stop smoking that sh1t dude!

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« Reply #315 on: January 17, 2007, 10:30:10 AM »
Maybe Australia is the lost island of Atlantis!  :shock:

They both start with an "A"....

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« Reply #316 on: January 18, 2007, 02:01:35 PM »
So you really think austraila don't exist?

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« Reply #317 on: January 18, 2007, 02:28:53 PM »
Quote from: "MaC"
So you really think austraila don't exist?

Yes. Do you really think it does?

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« Reply #318 on: January 19, 2007, 03:48:38 AM »
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So you really think austraila don't exist?

Yes. Do you really think it does?




Now, what did I just tell you?
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stop smoking that sh1t dude!

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« Reply #319 on: January 19, 2007, 03:59:10 PM »
You can't be serious.

How could you believe that an entire continent with 20,555,300 people on it doesn't exist?

And why would you believe such a thing? Are those 20.5 million people non-existent as well?

Please tell me this is just a joke.

Edit: After looking through the thread, this does appear to be a joke. *sigh of relief*

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« Reply #320 on: January 19, 2007, 04:59:40 PM »
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You can't be serious.

How could you believe that an entire continent with 20,555,300 people on it doesn't exist?

And why would you believe such a thing? Are those 20.5 million people non-existent as well?

No, they are simply being fooled by the government. They are not where they think they are.

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Please tell me this is just a joke.

Edit: After looking through the thread, this does appear to be a joke. *sigh of relief*

No it is not a joke. I believe this as much as TheEngineer believes that the Earth is flat.

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« Reply #321 on: January 19, 2007, 05:32:11 PM »
now see, that brings the Engineer's belief of flat earth more into question than your seriousness.

I have been there, have had relatives move there, and keep active correspondence with someone who lives there, who is also on this site.
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Atmosphere gets thinner with altitude
And so does your theory

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« Reply #322 on: January 20, 2007, 05:01:26 PM »
Australia doesn't exist. The government plotted on the map because they ddin't want to map the massive warp which takes you back to the other side of Earth.

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« Reply #323 on: January 20, 2007, 05:16:26 PM »
Hmmm, maybe there really is a hole or something there...

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« Reply #324 on: January 24, 2007, 03:23:50 AM »
and it is IMPERATIVE to be hidden

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« Reply #325 on: January 24, 2007, 07:18:52 AM »
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and it is IMPERATIVE to be hidden

Well, if the government is really trying to hide what is on the other side of the planet, like a few here think, obviously they would want to hide what could be the easiest way to get to the other side of the planet.

Who knows, Australia, not the continent but the space it occupies on the Round Earth map, may be the source of the conspiracy.

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« Reply #326 on: January 24, 2007, 07:25:27 AM »
the USSR does not exist
tf?

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« Reply #327 on: January 24, 2007, 07:26:10 AM »
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the USSR does not exist

Great. Go make your own topic about it.

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« Reply #328 on: January 25, 2007, 01:49:10 AM »
Quote from: "theonlydann"
Where did they get those cute accents from? And where did British Prisoners go way back when?


Where do you think we got them from?

British prisoners were shipped off to the newly colonised "America"

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« Reply #329 on: January 25, 2007, 12:59:03 PM »
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British prisoners were shipped off to the newly colonised "America"


I thought it was "Australia"?