Australia doesn't exist

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Masterchef

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Australia doesn't exist
« on: November 10, 2006, 10:55:11 AM »
Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

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BOGWarrior89

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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2006, 11:12:53 AM »
beast is going to kill you.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2006, 11:19:01 AM »
Alright kewl, Steve Irwin never existed, nor does the great barrier reef.

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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2006, 11:27:44 AM »
Quote from: "BOGWarrior89"
beast is going to kill you.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Thats all right. Beast is part of the conspiracy. It just goes to show you that the conspirators are all around us.

And the Great Barrier Reef doesn't exist either. All the photos and videos of it are fake. They were made to fool you.

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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2006, 11:28:42 AM »
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Quote from: "BOGWarrior89"
beast is going to kill you.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Thats all right. Beast is part of the conspiracy. It just goes to show you that the conspirators are all around us.

And the Great Barrier Reef doesn't exist either. All the photos and videos of it are fake. They were made to fool you.

Lol your from CN. But yeah this IS ALL A CONSPIRAH EVEN BEAST IS.

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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2006, 11:29:50 AM »
I've heard about this. I can't even believe the ignorance of people who think that "Australia" exists. It's so obvious!

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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2006, 11:31:31 AM »
no flatty's here. you win, good sir.
hy are people so stupid? i guess years of satelite evidence can't prove that the earth is round? satelites are a conspiracy? yea that's why we have cell phones and xm radio.

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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2006, 11:32:29 AM »
Evidence?
"The earth looks flat; therefore it is flat."
-Flat Earthers

"Triangle ABC looks isosceles; therefore . . ."
-3rd grade geometry student

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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2006, 11:32:52 AM »
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I've heard about this. I can't even believe the ignorance of people who think that "Australia" exists. It's so obvious!

Its Master Chief and Renova from CN cyzer, Cmon were not THIS stupid.

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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2006, 11:33:27 AM »
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no flatty's here. you win, good sir.

Only when the government admits the truth will I have won.

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« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2006, 11:34:11 AM »
What evidence do you have that australia does not exist?
"The earth looks flat; therefore it is flat."
-Flat Earthers

"Triangle ABC looks isosceles; therefore . . ."
-3rd grade geometry student

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Masterchef

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« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2006, 11:34:46 AM »
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Its Master Chief and Renova from CN cyzer, Cmon were not THIS stupid.

Obviously you are stupid, if you are refusing to believe the truth.

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« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2006, 11:35:13 AM »
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What evidence do you have that australia does not exist?

Cuase cause, He said so. Its all a conspirsah from the goverment, Just like the earth being round.  :lol: . Im just copying the guys from the forum.

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« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2006, 11:35:18 AM »
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What evidence do you have that australia does not exist?

Have you ever seen more than pictures or videos of Australia?

I rest my case.

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« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2006, 11:40:19 AM »
Well, I could tell you that I've been to Australia, but you would just label me as part of the conspiracy.

But have you ever seem more then pictures or videos of, say, Alaska?

If not, then Alaska must not exist.
"The earth looks flat; therefore it is flat."
-Flat Earthers

"Triangle ABC looks isosceles; therefore . . ."
-3rd grade geometry student

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« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2006, 11:41:15 AM »
Quote from: "Max Fagin"
Well, I could tell you that I've been to Australia, but you would just label me as part of the conspiracy.

But have you ever seem more then pictures or videos of, say, Alaska?

If not, then Alaska must not exist.

hes a conspiraher.

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Masterchef

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« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2006, 11:47:10 AM »
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Well, I could tell you that I've been to Australia, but you would just label me as part of the conspiracy.

Blatant conspirator.

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But have you ever seem more then pictures or videos of, say, Alaska?

If not, then Alaska must not exist.

I'd expect something like that coming from someone who is part of the conspiracy.

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« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2006, 11:54:44 AM »
So. . . What are you trying to say?

Does me being part of the conspiracy negate the fact that something can still exist even if you have never encountered it in person?

By your logic, all of history would be a fake.
"The earth looks flat; therefore it is flat."
-Flat Earthers

"Triangle ABC looks isosceles; therefore . . ."
-3rd grade geometry student

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Masterchef

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« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2006, 12:01:39 PM »
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Does me being part of the conspiracy negate the fact that something can still exist even if you have never encountered it in person?

To be honest, I am not entirely sure that you exist. I think you are just one of the bots that the government developed to surf forums and try to convince people that the lies about Australia are really true. And I am not going to bother debating with a bot.

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« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2006, 12:05:16 PM »
Same here.

I think you are just one of the idiots that the trolls developed to surf forums and try to convince people to waste their time debating a known fact.  And I am not going to bother debating with a Troll.
"The earth looks flat; therefore it is flat."
-Flat Earthers

"Triangle ABC looks isosceles; therefore . . ."
-3rd grade geometry student

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Masterchef

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« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2006, 12:07:04 PM »
Quote from: "Max Fagin"
I think you are just one of the idiots that the trolls developed to surf forums and try to convince people to waste their time debating a known fact.  And I am not going to bother debating with a Troll.

No, I am trying to convince people the truth. I am convincing them to debate about the unknown facts.

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TheEngineer

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« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2006, 12:08:53 PM »
Wow, this wasn't funny the first 442 times it was done, and guess what?  It still isn't.


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Masterchef

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« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2006, 12:17:33 PM »
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Wow, this wasn't funny the first 442 times it was done, and guess what?  It still isn't.

This thread isn't meant to be humorous. It was made to make a point.

And that point is that Australia is really just an elaborate conspiracy made up by the government.

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TheEngineer

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« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2006, 12:22:36 PM »
Well, congratulations, go get you own domain and start the Australia Does Not Exist Society.  Best of luck.


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Masterchef

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« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2006, 12:26:33 PM »
Quote from: "TheEngineer"
Well, congratulations, go get you own domain and start the Australia Does Not Exist Society.  Best of luck.

You don't understand, do you? This conspiracy is directly linked to the Round Earth conspiracy.

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TheEngineer

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« Reply #25 on: November 10, 2006, 12:29:14 PM »
I understood it the other 442 times, too.  However, if you want to discuss your ADNET, you should start your own website, as this one already has a purpose.


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« Reply #26 on: November 10, 2006, 03:22:51 PM »
Halo dude is absolutely right.  Australia does not exist.  I know this because I live here.  Or at least I get paid to pretend to.

Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #27 on: November 10, 2006, 04:07:47 PM »
well im found out! just dont tell my superiors or i wont get my paycheck.

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« Reply #28 on: November 10, 2006, 06:05:14 PM »
Quote from: "TheEngineer"
Wow, this wasn't funny the first 442 times it was done, and guess what?  It still isn't.


hm i believe the random selection of a number that includes the smaller number "42" is clearly significant. Like... Australia holds the secret to life.
he earth is a giant frisbee being thrown around the universe by George Bush and Zeus.

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« Reply #29 on: November 10, 2006, 09:29:59 PM »
Quote from: "Max Fagin"
By your logic, all of history would be a fake.

perhaps... IT IS ALL A RUSE?