Australia doesn't exist

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Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #360 on: January 30, 2007, 11:11:20 AM »
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I now require a spanking, so that the punishment may be complete.


Good, I hope that you like it rough...  :twisted:


I want the spiked paddle.

And keep the mask on this time.

Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
4chan. :roll:

gb2/7chan/


Hold my hand. It's scary in there.


You want the silver or gold star treatment?

and 4chan > allotherchan's

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« Reply #361 on: January 30, 2007, 11:26:37 AM »
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I now require a spanking, so that the punishment may be complete.


Good, I hope that you like it rough...  :twisted:


I want the spiked paddle.

And keep the mask on this time.

Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
4chan. :roll:

gb2/7chan/


Hold my hand. It's scary in there.


You want the silver or gold star treatment?

and 4chan = HORRIBLE, WRITHING TENTACLE MONSTERS WITH NOSTRILS FILLED WITH SCUD MISSLES AND GRANDMA HAIR!

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« Reply #362 on: January 30, 2007, 11:39:25 AM »
Don't forget meatspin.

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« Reply #363 on: January 30, 2007, 11:45:38 AM »
Um, if you want to spam, (which I would gladly join in on) let's move it to Angry whatever the hell and spam there.

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« Reply #364 on: January 30, 2007, 01:16:49 PM »
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THREAD HIJACK!

The Conspiracy is trying to silence me! :shock:

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« Reply #365 on: January 30, 2007, 01:22:21 PM »
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THREAD HIJACK!

The Conspiracy is trying to silence me! :shock:


I recently had this idea of joining with the username "The Conspiracy".

Re: Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #366 on: January 30, 2007, 03:36:39 PM »
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.


Are you serious?
[size=24]TIME IS CUBIC[/size]

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« Reply #367 on: January 31, 2007, 06:07:13 AM »
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Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.

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« Reply #368 on: January 31, 2007, 06:20:01 AM »
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Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.


Are you serious?
[size=24]TIME IS CUBIC[/size]

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« Reply #369 on: January 31, 2007, 06:23:46 AM »
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Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.


Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.

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« Reply #370 on: January 31, 2007, 06:31:42 AM »
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Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.


Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.


For real real?
[size=24]TIME IS CUBIC[/size]

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« Reply #371 on: January 31, 2007, 06:42:41 AM »
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Quote from: "midgard"
Quote from: "icthyosis"
Quote from: "midgard"
Quote from: "icthyosis"
Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.


Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.


For real real?


Not for play play.

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« Reply #372 on: January 31, 2007, 10:56:59 AM »
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Quote from: "midgard"
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Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.


Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.


For real real?


Not for play play.



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« Reply #373 on: January 31, 2007, 05:59:03 PM »
wow... i have nothing to say about the stupidity of this thread. ive actually went to australia when i was about 17. are you saying that i was boarded on an airplane and went to a magical land of unicorns or some shit like that? are you really saying that every picture taken in australia is a lie, even those of cities. this thread makes me sad to call myself a human

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« Reply #374 on: February 01, 2007, 04:15:27 AM »
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wow... i have nothing to say about the stupidity of this thread. ive actually went to australia when i was about 17. are you saying that i was boarded on an airplane and went to a magical land of unicorns or some shit like that?


There's no unicorns in "Australia"! Sheez, how stupid are you? You went to a place that people told you was "Australia" but it doesn't actually exist - there's not giant island at the end of indonesia.

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are you really saying that every picture taken in australia is a lie, even those of cities.


No, only the photos that depict the whole of Australia (ie satellite photos). But we already know those photos are faked by the conspiracy anyway.

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this thread makes me sad to call myself a human


I'm sure nobody would object if you stopped calling yourself human.

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« Reply #375 on: February 01, 2007, 05:08:50 AM »
Quote from: "m4a1_assassin"
are you saying that i was boarded on an airplane and went to a magical land of unicorns or some shit like that?

I don't know, did you see any unicorns?

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« Reply #376 on: February 03, 2007, 10:44:32 AM »
Oops, posted this in the wrong topic. :roll:

I just got this email, and it made my day. :lol:



It's obviously not real, but it is still funny as hell.

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« Reply #377 on: February 03, 2007, 01:06:51 PM »
If Australia never existed then I would never had my ass bitten by a raving poisonous snake that was crawling under a park bench (and that one tooth broke off and left in my ass cheek didn't exist also I guess) nor do my relatives with the non-existing funny accent exist either... XD

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« Reply #378 on: February 03, 2007, 04:27:29 PM »
Funny?  :shock:

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« Reply #379 on: February 03, 2007, 04:44:18 PM »
Not.

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« Reply #380 on: February 03, 2007, 11:57:37 PM »
Hmm. Australia doesn't exist. ORLY?

-My cousin goes to middle school in Australia.
-My World History teacher has gone to the Great Barrier Reef.
-My dad has been to the Great Barrier Reef a numerous amount of times.
-I have been there when I was 8.

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« Reply #381 on: February 04, 2007, 12:00:36 AM »
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Hmm. Australia doesn't exist. ORLY?

-My cousin goes to middle school in Australia.
-My World History teacher has gone to the Great Barrier Reef.
-My dad has been to the Great Barrier Reef a numerous amount of times.
-I have been there when I was 8.


How do you know that you really went to Australia and not somewhere else?  Do you have some sort of ancestrial memory that holds information about Australia?

Plus, how can we trust you?  You could be lying.  You are not a credible source.

Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #382 on: February 04, 2007, 12:02:12 AM »
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Hmm. Australia doesn't exist. ORLY?

-My cousin goes to middle school in Australia.
-My World History teacher has gone to the Great Barrier Reef.
-My dad has been to the Great Barrier Reef a numerous amount of times.
-I have been there when I was 8.


How do you know that you really went to Australia and not somewhere else?  Do you have some sort of ancestral memory that holds information about Australia?

Plus, how can we trust you?  You could be lying.  You are not a credible source.


BOG is right. You're probably just a poor deluded fool. I mean crap, don't you also believe the world is round? You seem pretty gullible.
ah.

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« Reply #383 on: February 04, 2007, 12:06:54 AM »
Oh what, and MasterCheif is a credible source? How do we know he isn't just spouting bullshit for the hell of it? He has no proof that Australia doesn't exist.

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« Reply #384 on: February 04, 2007, 05:30:30 AM »
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-My cousin goes to middle school in Australia.



Impossible. I live in the place portrayed as Australia, and there is no such thing as middle school.  :D

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« Reply #385 on: February 04, 2007, 09:40:17 AM »
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Quote from: "soadrocker856"
-My cousin goes to middle school in Australia.



Impossible. I live in the place portrayed as Australia, and there is no such thing as middle school.  :D


You can smoke joints on the street in Canberra.  It is awesome.

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« Reply #386 on: February 04, 2007, 11:44:16 AM »
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He has no proof that Australia doesn't exist.


How does one prove something to not exist?  Once you show the person it doesn't exist, they don't believe you.

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« Reply #387 on: February 04, 2007, 04:35:22 PM »
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You can smoke joints on the street in Canberra.  It is awesome.



LOL! I wish mate! Pot is not legalised in Canberra, only de-criminalised - so you still get in trouble (Usually fines etc) but you don't go to jail unless you have a fairly substansial amount (more than yo should be carrying around on you anyway).

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« Reply #388 on: February 05, 2007, 01:51:10 PM »
Email number two from Mr. JWS of the SIS. I'm responding here just in case jws@sis.gov.uk is a real email address. :lol:

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Don't think we're playing around. Announce on the flat earth forums
that it was all a joke. Don't think that emails are our only course
of action.

jws xxx

Okay then, I'll humor you. Prove to me that you are from the SIS and I will pretend I never discovered the truth about Australia.

And if you are not, are you aware that posing as a Federal Agent is a serious offense?

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« Reply #389 on: February 05, 2007, 02:57:29 PM »
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Quote from: "soadrocker856"
-My cousin goes to middle school in Australia.



Impossible. I live in the place portrayed as Australia, and there is no such thing as middle school.  :D


I don't know what it's called there. Here it would be called middle school.