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Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 10, 2006, 10:55:11 AM
Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: BOGWarrior89 on November 10, 2006, 11:12:53 AM
beast is going to kill you.

Just thought you'd like to know.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Connor. on November 10, 2006, 11:19:01 AM
Alright kewl, Steve Irwin never existed, nor does the great barrier reef.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 10, 2006, 11:27:44 AM
Quote from: "BOGWarrior89"
beast is going to kill you.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Thats all right. Beast is part of the conspiracy. It just goes to show you that the conspirators are all around us.

And the Great Barrier Reef doesn't exist either. All the photos and videos of it are fake. They were made to fool you.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Connor. on November 10, 2006, 11:28:42 AM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "BOGWarrior89"
beast is going to kill you.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Thats all right. Beast is part of the conspiracy. It just goes to show you that the conspirators are all around us.

And the Great Barrier Reef doesn't exist either. All the photos and videos of it are fake. They were made to fool you.

Lol your from CN. But yeah this IS ALL A CONSPIRAH EVEN BEAST IS.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Gist on November 10, 2006, 11:29:50 AM
I've heard about this. I can't even believe the ignorance of people who think that "Australia" exists. It's so obvious!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: 7string on November 10, 2006, 11:31:31 AM
no flatty's here. you win, good sir.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Max Fagin on November 10, 2006, 11:32:29 AM
Evidence?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Connor. on November 10, 2006, 11:32:52 AM
Quote from: "Gist"
I've heard about this. I can't even believe the ignorance of people who think that "Australia" exists. It's so obvious!

Its Master Chief and Renova from CN cyzer, Cmon were not THIS stupid.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 10, 2006, 11:33:27 AM
Quote from: "7string"
no flatty's here. you win, good sir.

Only when the government admits the truth will I have won.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Max Fagin on November 10, 2006, 11:34:11 AM
What evidence do you have that australia does not exist?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 10, 2006, 11:34:46 AM
Quote from: "Connor."
Its Master Chief and Renova from CN cyzer, Cmon were not THIS stupid.

Obviously you are stupid, if you are refusing to believe the truth.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Connor. on November 10, 2006, 11:35:13 AM
Quote from: "Max Fagin"
What evidence do you have that australia does not exist?

Cuase cause, He said so. Its all a conspirsah from the goverment, Just like the earth being round.  :lol: . Im just copying the guys from the forum.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 10, 2006, 11:35:18 AM
Quote from: "Max Fagin"
What evidence do you have that australia does not exist?

Have you ever seen more than pictures or videos of Australia?

I rest my case.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Max Fagin on November 10, 2006, 11:40:19 AM
Well, I could tell you that I've been to Australia, but you would just label me as part of the conspiracy.

But have you ever seem more then pictures or videos of, say, Alaska?

If not, then Alaska must not exist.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Connor. on November 10, 2006, 11:41:15 AM
Quote from: "Max Fagin"
Well, I could tell you that I've been to Australia, but you would just label me as part of the conspiracy.

But have you ever seem more then pictures or videos of, say, Alaska?

If not, then Alaska must not exist.

hes a conspiraher.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 10, 2006, 11:47:10 AM
Quote from: "Max Fagin"
Well, I could tell you that I've been to Australia, but you would just label me as part of the conspiracy.

Blatant conspirator.

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But have you ever seem more then pictures or videos of, say, Alaska?

If not, then Alaska must not exist.

I'd expect something like that coming from someone who is part of the conspiracy.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Max Fagin on November 10, 2006, 11:54:44 AM
So. . . What are you trying to say?

Does me being part of the conspiracy negate the fact that something can still exist even if you have never encountered it in person?

By your logic, all of history would be a fake.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 10, 2006, 12:01:39 PM
Quote from: "Max Fagin"
Does me being part of the conspiracy negate the fact that something can still exist even if you have never encountered it in person?

To be honest, I am not entirely sure that you exist. I think you are just one of the bots that the government developed to surf forums and try to convince people that the lies about Australia are really true. And I am not going to bother debating with a bot.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Max Fagin on November 10, 2006, 12:05:16 PM
Same here.

I think you are just one of the idiots that the trolls developed to surf forums and try to convince people to waste their time debating a known fact.  And I am not going to bother debating with a Troll.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 10, 2006, 12:07:04 PM
Quote from: "Max Fagin"
I think you are just one of the idiots that the trolls developed to surf forums and try to convince people to waste their time debating a known fact.  And I am not going to bother debating with a Troll.

No, I am trying to convince people the truth. I am convincing them to debate about the unknown facts.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TheEngineer on November 10, 2006, 12:08:53 PM
Wow, this wasn't funny the first 442 times it was done, and guess what?  It still isn't.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 10, 2006, 12:17:33 PM
Quote from: "TheEngineer"
Wow, this wasn't funny the first 442 times it was done, and guess what?  It still isn't.

This thread isn't meant to be humorous. It was made to make a point.

And that point is that Australia is really just an elaborate conspiracy made up by the government.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TheEngineer on November 10, 2006, 12:22:36 PM
Well, congratulations, go get you own domain and start the Australia Does Not Exist Society.  Best of luck.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 10, 2006, 12:26:33 PM
Quote from: "TheEngineer"
Well, congratulations, go get you own domain and start the Australia Does Not Exist Society.  Best of luck.

You don't understand, do you? This conspiracy is directly linked to the Round Earth conspiracy.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TheEngineer on November 10, 2006, 12:29:14 PM
I understood it the other 442 times, too.  However, if you want to discuss your ADNET, you should start your own website, as this one already has a purpose.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: beast on November 10, 2006, 03:22:51 PM
Halo dude is absolutely right.  Australia does not exist.  I know this because I live here.  Or at least I get paid to pretend to.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: woopedazz on November 10, 2006, 04:07:47 PM
well im found out! just dont tell my superiors or i wont get my paycheck.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Jveritas8 on November 10, 2006, 06:05:14 PM
Quote from: "TheEngineer"
Wow, this wasn't funny the first 442 times it was done, and guess what?  It still isn't.


hm i believe the random selection of a number that includes the smaller number "42" is clearly significant. Like... Australia holds the secret to life.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: qwe on November 10, 2006, 09:29:59 PM
Quote from: "Max Fagin"
By your logic, all of history would be a fake.

perhaps... IT IS ALL A RUSE?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Joseph Bloom on November 11, 2006, 05:18:08 AM
San Adreas is real. I live here in Idlewood, Los Santos.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on November 11, 2006, 05:43:05 AM
Buddy, I claim to be from Australia, and I can assure you i am not[/b] on government agent wages.... ahh to dream tho.... :shock:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: GeoGuy on November 11, 2006, 09:10:27 AM
I just can't tell you how fantastically funny this would be if it hadn't been done five-thousand times before. Now it's just dumb.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: dysfunction on November 11, 2006, 11:27:03 AM
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Buddy, I claim to be from Australia, and I can assure you i am not[/b] on government agent wages.... ahh to dream tho.... :shock:


Yes, because government jobs pay so very well...
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 11, 2006, 02:59:19 PM
Quote from: "beast"
Halo dude is absolutely right.  Australia does not exist.  I know this because I live here.  Or at least I get paid to pretend to.

A confession!

I rest my case.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: wuttttttttup on November 12, 2006, 02:14:07 AM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "beast"
Halo dude is absolutely right.  Australia does not exist.  I know this because I live here.  Or at least I get paid to pretend to.

A confession!

I rest my case.


lol
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: mjk on November 12, 2006, 04:34:19 AM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "beast"
Halo dude is absolutely right.  Australia does not exist.  I know this because I live here.  Or at least I get paid to pretend to.

A confession!

I rest my case.


lol@ n00b who has no idea who beast is.

mc trolly keep riding back where you came from.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rogherio on November 12, 2006, 09:18:00 AM
you guys are uneducated.

Australia does exist just not where you were taught it was by Round earth science.

Even Voliva stated that it is real, as shown in his flat earth map.on dogplatter's post in the Flat Earth information repositary. Maybe you should all read it sometime.

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3500

I rest my case, it isnt government conspiricy, even Flat Earthers agree that it is real.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Leo on November 12, 2006, 09:28:17 AM
Hi, i'm from Germany and I find all this stuff very interesting. In geography in our school the teachers are not allowed to teach the existence of australia beacause FE'ers got a lot of influence so the government can't spoil our children very well.
I was wondering if kids in america are told in school that australia exists?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rogherio on November 12, 2006, 09:36:47 AM
I'm from England but I can still answer your question.

Yes our government teach that Australia exist. However, as a Flat earther I do believe it does exist. What would the reason be for the consipiricy to claim that it is there? It would be alot of money wasted on nothing at all.  More money would be wasted on making false videos about australia that would be gained and there is no reason in FE science for it not to exist. as in my previous post, even Voliva believed it to be real.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 12, 2006, 10:22:41 AM
Quote from: "Rogherio"
Yes our government teach that Australia exist. However, as a Flat earther I do believe it does exist. What would the reason be for the consipiricy to claim that it is there?[ It would be alot of money wasted on nothing at all.  More money would be wasted on making false videos about australia that would be gained and there is no reason in FE science for it not to exist. as in my previous post, even Voliva believed it to be real.

Well, the motive is unknown.

But as Australia doesn't exist, the government is obviously lying when it says it does.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rogherio on November 12, 2006, 10:22:43 AM
here is another map drawn by Heinrich Scherer

http://www.raremaps.com/maps/big/6818.jpg
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rogherio on November 12, 2006, 10:24:50 AM
Where in FE science does it prove that it doesnt exist all i can find is proof that it does
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 12, 2006, 10:27:55 AM
Quote from: "Rogherio"
Where in FE science does it prove that it doesnt exist all i can find is proof that it does

There is no such thing as FE science. It is all a bunch of speculation.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rogherio on November 12, 2006, 10:30:09 AM
ok so where in FE "speculation" does it claim that Australia does not exist?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 12, 2006, 10:32:59 AM
Quote from: "Rogherio"
ok so where in FE "speculation" does it claim that Australia does not exist?

It doesn't. But as it is just speculation, it wouldn't really matter if it did.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rogherio on November 12, 2006, 10:35:16 AM
so what.

I could claim that all round earth "science" is all speculation because I dont believe what they say is proof.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 12, 2006, 10:52:39 AM
Quote from: "Rogherio"
I could claim that all round earth "science" is all speculation because I dont believe what they say is proof.

Well then you would be misusing the word "speculation". Proof is not arbitrary.

Flat Earth Hypothesis does not use any evidence or proof to back it up.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rogherio on November 12, 2006, 10:58:49 AM
That is only because you do not believe the proof that we give.

I dont belive the proof which REers give, so according to what you said earlier

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There is no such thing as FE science. It is all a bunch of speculation.


RE "proof" to me is speculation.

But it isnt to you because you have been brought up to believe that the world is flat.

Four hundred years ago it was simply the other way around.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 12, 2006, 03:46:35 PM
Quote from: "Rogherio"
That is only because you do not believe the proof that we give.

I dont belive the proof which REers give, so according to what you said earlier

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There is no such thing as FE science. It is all a bunch of speculation.


RE "proof" to me is speculation.

But it isnt to you because you have been brought up to believe that the world is flat.

Four hundred years ago it was simply the other way around.

It is obvious that you do not understand the meaning of either word. Neither is an arbitrary term.
Title: Obviously...
Post by: The Dragon Reborn on November 12, 2006, 08:44:16 PM
Who could ever believe Australia exists? Anyone who cares to look would realize it's all propaganda. Thankfully, Masterchief was quick enough to notice it. I can only pray there are others that have realized this truth.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: woopedazz on November 12, 2006, 10:05:04 PM
Quote
Who could ever believe Australia exists? Anyone who cares to look would realize it's all propaganda. Thankfully, Masterchief was quick enough to notice it. I can only pray there are others that have realized this truth.


and u live at:

Quote
Location: International Space Station


need i say more?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cyclosarin on November 13, 2006, 12:35:21 AM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.


Oh dear....   :(
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rogherio on November 13, 2006, 01:02:06 AM
I never said that it is abitrary.

I simply said that whether somethingis proof or simply speculation depends on what stance you take on the matter.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rogherio on November 13, 2006, 01:05:54 AM
And yes, oh dear

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Oh dear....  :(


This isnt even flat earth this is just stupid conspiricy theory.

I agree with the Engineer

Quote

Well, congratulations, go get your own domain and start the Australia Does Not Exist Society. Best of luck.


because technically this does not belong on the Flat Earth forums.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The Dragon Reborn on November 13, 2006, 01:23:42 AM
Quote from: "woopedazz"
Quote
Who could ever believe Australia exists? Anyone who cares to look would realize it's all propaganda. Thankfully, Masterchief was quick enough to notice it. I can only pray there are others that have realized this truth.


and u live at:

Quote
Location: International Space Station


need i say more?


No, you needn't say a word. You're only helping me.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rogherio on November 13, 2006, 01:29:14 AM
The international space station does not exist.
Title: Silly rabbit!
Post by: The Dragon Reborn on November 13, 2006, 01:38:50 AM
Quote from: "Rogherio"
The international space station does not exist.


You don't exist.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rogherio on November 13, 2006, 01:53:06 AM
ooo great argument...

Are you a flat earther or are you just argueing the non existence of Australia for the sake of it?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: woopedazz on November 13, 2006, 02:09:08 AM
i can assure u that he is not a FEer
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: mjk on November 13, 2006, 03:27:41 AM
YOUR MUM DOESNT EXIST OMGSIFSIFBBQ I'M A NOOB I WRITE IN CAPS AND DRIBBLE SHITE!!!!!!111
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Thrudgie on November 13, 2006, 05:21:48 AM
australia do exits. it is the closest thing to hell that will ever be created. australians are the offspring of evil.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rogherio on November 13, 2006, 08:52:18 AM
shutup
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Thrudgie on November 13, 2006, 09:45:09 AM
no i wont. you are an ignorant asshole. i bet youre from australia.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The Dragon Reborn on November 13, 2006, 11:09:15 AM
Quote from: "woopedazz"
i can assure u that he is not a FEer


Ding, ding. Give this man a prize.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rogherio on November 13, 2006, 12:02:42 PM
Quote from: "Thrudgie"
no i wont. you are an ignorant asshole. i bet youre from australia.


You just said Australia didnt exist?

How could I be from Australia if it doesnt exist?

....good one.

Ding ding. This guys head is hollow.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Ashantai on November 13, 2006, 01:14:25 PM
Quote from: "Thrudgie"
australia do exits. it is the closest thing to hell that will ever be created. australians are the offspring of evil.


I sense an Englishman about to get whomped in the Ashes.

This thread is a farce. The difference between the FE argument and your own purile comments is that not one of you ACTUALLY knows yourself whether the Earth is round or flat, you rely on the workings of others to tell you. However, Australia is something you can actually go to rather easily. I am in Sydney right now, for example.

I'm a RE, but sometimes the sheer ignorance of some members makes me want to join the FE side.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 13, 2006, 01:22:13 PM
Quote from: "Ashantai"
This thread is a farce. The difference between the FE argument and your own purile comments is that not one of you ACTUALLY knows yourself whether the Earth is round or flat, you rely on the workings of others to tell you. However, Australia is something you can actually go to rather easily. I am in Sydney right now, for example.

You can just as easily test if the Earth is round. Just look out the window of a plane.

But I will never attempt to travel to "Australia". Why waste so much time and money just to discover something I already know?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Thrudgie on November 13, 2006, 02:07:33 PM
Quote from: "Rogherio"
Quote from: "Thrudgie"
no i wont. you are an ignorant asshole. i bet youre from australia.


You just said Australia didnt exist?

How could I be from Australia if it doesnt exist?

....good one.

Ding ding. This guys head is hollow.


i never wrote that australia exists. i wrote that australia is the closest thing to hell that'll ever exist. even though its hollow it has eyes in its sockets.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The Dragon Reborn on November 13, 2006, 03:15:41 PM
Quote from: Ashantai
Quote
not one of you ACTUALLY knows yourself whether the Earth is round or flat,


Utter nonsense. If you're ever outside, you should check out that horizon.

I don't need to rely on someone else's teachings to realize the curvuture of the Earth.
Title: Yeah right....
Post by: The Holy Spaceship on November 13, 2006, 04:14:33 PM
RIGHT...if aussies aren't real, then how can the U.S govnerment fake the accent? Or how about this....i lived there for ten years of my life! :shock:
Title: Re: Yeah right....
Post by: woopedazz on November 13, 2006, 05:43:25 PM
Quote from: "The Holy Spaceship"
RIGHT...if aussies aren't real, then how can the U.S govnerment fake the accent? Or how about this....i lived there for ten years of my life! :shock:


ive lived here for 18 years!  :shock:  course, im paid by the umbrella corperation to say that this place exists...it doesnt...its really a figment of my imagination
Title: Re: Yeah right....
Post by: The Dragon Reborn on November 13, 2006, 07:26:48 PM
Quote from: "woopedazz"
Quote from: "The Holy Spaceship"
RIGHT...if aussies aren't real, then how can the U.S govnerment fake the accent? Or how about this....i lived there for ten years of my life! :shock:


ive lived here for 18 years!  :shock:  course, im paid by the umbrella corperation to say that this place exists...it doesnt...its really a figment of my imagination


Clearly, you are not real. The both of you must be faked by the government just as my photos from Earth's orbit, yes?
Title: Re: Yeah right....
Post by: Masterchef on November 13, 2006, 07:29:52 PM
Quote from: "The Holy Spaceship"
RIGHT...if aussies aren't real, then how can the U.S govnerment fake the accent? Or how about this....i lived there for ten years of my life! :shock:

I didn't say aussies aren't real. I said that they are federal agents, who are paid to try to convince people that Australia really exists.

And accents aren't that hard to fake. Some people are actually really good at faking accents.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on November 13, 2006, 10:39:53 PM
Quote from: "dysfunction"
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Buddy, I claim to be from Australia, and I can assure you i am not[/b] on government agent wages.... ahh to dream tho.... :shock:


Yes, because government jobs pay so very well...



Erm secret agent wages are pretty good - I work for the GOvt at the moment, only a shitkicker position, but I'm on A$47k a year :D
Title: Re: Silly rabbit!
Post by: Rick_James on November 13, 2006, 10:43:59 PM
Quote from: "Rogherio"
The international space station does not exist.



Quote from: "The Dragon Reborn"
Quote from: "Rogherio"
The international space station does not exist.


You don't exist.



Yo quit stealing TEDNE's bit, you try hards!  :lol:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The Dragon Reborn on November 13, 2006, 10:44:12 PM
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Quote from: "dysfunction"
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Buddy, I claim to be from Australia, and I can assure you i am not[/b] on government agent wages.... ahh to dream tho.... :shock:


Yes, because government jobs pay so very well...



Erm secret agent wages are pretty good - I work for the GOvt at the moment, only a shitkicker position, but I'm on A$47k a year :D


Government jobs pay pretty horribly, yeah.
Title: Re: Silly rabbit!
Post by: The Dragon Reborn on November 13, 2006, 10:45:51 PM
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Quote from: "Rogherio"
The international space station does not exist.



Quote from: "The Dragon Reborn"
Quote from: "Rogherio"
The international space station does not exist.


You don't exist.



Yo quit stealing TEDNE's bit, you try hards!  :lol:


Who in the name of our round Earth is TEDNE?
Title: Re: Yeah right....
Post by: Rick_James on November 13, 2006, 10:47:28 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "The Holy Spaceship"
RIGHT...if aussies aren't real, then how can the U.S govnerment fake the accent? Or how about this....i lived there for ten years of my life! :shock:

I didn't say aussies aren't real. I said that they are federal agents, who are paid to try to convince people that Australia really exists.

And accents aren't that hard to fake. Some people are actually really good at faking accents.



Yeah, like right now, you're faking the accent of a person with vast intelligence and exceptional personal hygeine....
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on November 13, 2006, 10:49:08 PM
Quote from: "The Dragon Reborn"
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Quote from: "dysfunction"
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Buddy, I claim to be from Australia, and I can assure you i am not[/b] on government agent wages.... ahh to dream tho.... :shock:


Yes, because government jobs pay so very well...



Erm secret agent wages are pretty good - I work for the GOvt at the moment, only a shitkicker position, but I'm on A$47k a year :D


Government jobs pay pretty horribly, yeah.


Um, maybe your crappy international government...
Title: Re: Silly rabbit!
Post by: Rick_James on November 13, 2006, 10:50:12 PM
Quote from: "The Dragon Reborn"
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Quote from: "Rogherio"
The international space station does not exist.



Quote from: "The Dragon Reborn"
Quote from: "Rogherio"
The international space station does not exist.


You don't exist.



Yo quit stealing TEDNE's bit, you try hards!  :lol:


Who in the name of our round Earth is TEDNE?



Hahahahaha maybe if you'd been here more than a day, or had read any of the topics, you would know. Burn on you mcTroll!  :lol:
Title: Re: Silly rabbit!
Post by: The Dragon Reborn on November 13, 2006, 10:53:35 PM
Hahahahaha maybe if you'd been here more than a day, or had read any of the topics, you would know. Burn on you mcTroll![/quote]

You wound me. I really cared about your opinion too. Drat...
Title: Re: Silly rabbit!
Post by: Rick_James on November 13, 2006, 11:05:38 PM
Quote from: "The Dragon Reborn"
Hahahahaha maybe if you'd been here more than a day, or had read any of the topics, you would know. Burn on you mcTroll!


You wound me. I really cared about your opinion too. Drat...[/quote]

Yeah, but no one cares about anything you have to say at all.  :?
Title: Re: Silly rabbit!
Post by: The Dragon Reborn on November 13, 2006, 11:24:56 PM
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Quote from: "The Dragon Reborn"
Hahahahaha maybe if you'd been here more than a day, or had read any of the topics, you would know. Burn on you mcTroll!


You wound me. I really cared about your opinion too. Drat...


Yeah, but no one cares about anything you have to say at all.  :?[/quote]

Your feelings towards what I say or who I am have no bearing whatsoever on what is true.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: woopedazz on November 13, 2006, 11:33:31 PM
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Your feelings towards what I say or who I am have no bearing whatsoever


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I really cared about your opinion too
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The Dragon Reborn on November 13, 2006, 11:37:02 PM
Quote from: "woopedazz"
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Your feelings towards what I say or who I am have no bearing whatsoever


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I really cared about your opinion too


I hate to break it to you kid, but the truth is not dependant on my feelings.

It actually makes me very sad really...
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: woopedazz on November 13, 2006, 11:42:44 PM
kid...  :?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The Dragon Reborn on November 13, 2006, 11:53:41 PM
Quote from: "woopedazz"
kid...  :?


Would you prefer 'sport?'
Title: Re: Yeah right....
Post by: Masterchef on November 14, 2006, 06:09:06 AM
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Yeah, like right now, you're faking the accent of a person with vast intelligence and exceptional personal hygeine....

Yes, I always fake an accent when talking on forums.

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Hahahahaha maybe if you'd been here more than a day, or had read any of the topics, you would know. Burn on you mcTroll! :lol:

Whats wrong with you The Dragon Reborn? Its obvious that this TEDNE guy is a very important person that everyone should have heard of. :roll:

By the way, TEDNE didn't make that bit up anyway.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: flatbiker0 on November 14, 2006, 09:11:08 AM
Australia? hmmmm...........have you heard about this site?

flatlandaustralia.com

have you heard of flatlanders? have you heard of Simon O'Brien?

Are you oging to tell me all of this is faked? then if all of this is faked, all the bmx community has been fooled by the government, every single one of them.........then Mike S. is also an agent of the government who rides bmx and made a video of himself while he was on australia just to fool everyone.....then, also he has been practicing bmx for almost 20 years and ridden in australia just to fool everyone??

Only in a very empty brain something like that could happen..........you talk about things you don`t really know about, because there are so many
details you missed, like all the surfing contests held in australia, they are also fake, and propaganda?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 14, 2006, 09:17:31 AM
Quote from: "flatbiker0"
Australia? hmmmm...........have you heard about this site?

flatlandaustralia.com

have you heard of flatlanders? have you heard of Simon O'Brien?

Are you oging to tell me all of this is faked? then if all of this is faked, all the bmx community has been fooled by the government, every single one of them.........then Mike S. is also an agent of the government who rides bmx and made a video of himself while he was on australia just to fool everyone.....then, also he has been practicing bmx for almost 20 years and ridden in australia just to fool everyone??

Only in a very empty brain something like that could happen..........you talk about things you don`t really know about, because there are so many
details you missed, like all the surfing contests held in australia, they are also fake, and propaganda?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I thought that would have been obvious. The fact that the government puts so much effort into covering it up is just more proof that the Australia Conspiracy is much bigger than the Flat Earth Conspiracy.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: GUN on November 14, 2006, 09:27:40 AM
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Well, the motive is unknown.

But as Australia doesn't exist, the government is obviously lying when it says it does.


I fell of my chair laughing at that.  :lol:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: flatbiker0 on November 14, 2006, 09:55:18 AM
I thought that would have been obvious. The fact that the government puts so much effort into covering it up is just more proof that the Australia Conspiracy is much bigger than the Flat Earth Conspiracy.[/quote]

I can assure you that anyone who doesn`t really feel a passion for flatland bmx, can do what Simon or Mike S. does, if they were agent from the government, they wouldn`t be spending so much time practicing bmx, also there are thousands of bmxers in austrailia, you ar egoign to tell me all of them are agents?

then most of the world`s population is an agent..........because the guys who filmed the videos were also agents, the editors too, and everyone else involved.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 14, 2006, 10:32:13 AM
Quote from: "flatbiker0"
I can assure you that anyone who doesn`t really feel a passion for flatland bmx, can do what Simon or Mike S. does, if they were agent from the government, they wouldn`t be spending so much time practicing bmx, also there are thousands of bmxers in austrailia, you ar egoign to tell me all of them are agents?

then most of the world`s population is an agent..........because the guys who filmed the videos were also agents, the editors too, and everyone else involved.

Obviously the government would have hired Pro BMXers.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The Dragon Reborn on November 14, 2006, 10:36:26 AM
Quote from: "flatbiker0"
I thought that would have been obvious. The fact that the government puts so much effort into covering it up is just more proof that the Australia Conspiracy is much bigger than the Flat Earth Conspiracy.


I can assure you that anyone who doesn`t really feel a passion for flatland bmx, can do what Simon or Mike S. does, if they were agent from the government, they wouldn`t be spending so much time practicing bmx, also there are thousands of bmxers in austrailia, you ar egoign to tell me all of them are agents?

then most of the world`s population is an agent..........because the guys who filmed the videos were also agents, the editors too, and everyone else involved.[/quote]

It's pretty obvious, really. All of them were hired by the government. Anything anyone else tells you must be propaganda.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rogherio on November 14, 2006, 12:21:18 PM
thats what these guys would, yes.

Just ignore them, theyre all fuckwits talking in circles.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: GUN on November 14, 2006, 12:39:17 PM
Whats funny is that they are using that same kind of arguments the FE'ers are using. So they can't disprove this without opening themselves for correction.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 14, 2006, 12:44:31 PM
Quote from: "GUN"
Whats funny is that they are using that same kind of arguments the FE'ers are using. So they can't disprove this without opening themselves for correction.

They can't disprove this at all, as it is true.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: rocket on November 15, 2006, 10:06:37 PM
hmm...i fail to see how the gov. can cover up an entire section of the "flat" earth...what exactly is there instead of the continent australia?...and why would they BOTHER covering it up?...and who would care if it was anyway?...and also, the FE's are from the gov. trying to make RE's laugh...and so far its working
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The_Earh_is_round on November 15, 2006, 10:55:47 PM
cn!! woot woot... i will just say i am actually a huge spammer on cn, and i do not wish to give away my identity, but cn is what showed me this bs and all of these FEers
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The_Earh_is_round on November 15, 2006, 11:02:15 PM
no there is not a contenent of austraila, this realy is a fake, i have been there... i went with my grand parents, they are agents, that is why i wish to keep my identity a secrect... but there is actually just water.. i belive there is one research facility, but i am not sure what they actually do there...
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The_Earh_is_round on November 15, 2006, 11:19:21 PM
infact, i just found this map of the earth that i just scaned in, this is from my grandparents house... they got it from their friends in the research lab

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q210/The_Earh_is_round/world_600.jpg)

please note, i have had no intel that the earth is flat and do not belive this to be true, however i know for a fact that australia does not exist and this map is real
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 16, 2006, 04:54:14 AM
Quote from: "rocket"
hmm...i fail to see how the gov. can cover up an entire section of the "flat" earth

Its easy really. Much easier than it would be to cover up the true shape of the Earth.

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...what exactly is there instead of the continent australia?

Water

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...and why would they BOTHER covering it up?

Money and power.

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...and who would care if it was anyway?

Anyone who cares that the government is lying to them.
Anyone who cares that the government is trying to gain more power.
Anyone who cares that the government is getting richer, while the poor people are getting poorer.

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...and also, the FE's are from the gov. trying to make RE's laugh...and so far its working

Do you know this for sure? I know there are a few government officials here trying to convince people that Australia exists, but I am sure the majority of them were just convinced of its existance by the government.

Don't you guys see what is happening? By refusing to believe the truth, you are thinking exactly how the government wants you to. By choosing ignorance over truth, you are giving the government more power over you, power that they will use against you in the future.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: samxool on November 16, 2006, 04:59:59 AM
i've got a question. i'm going to australia in january.
if australia doesn't exist, where is the plane going to take me then????
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 16, 2006, 05:02:12 AM
Quote from: "samxool"
i've got a question. i'm going to australia in january.
if australia doesn't exist, where is the plane going to take me then????

The same place where they shoot all the fake videos.

Either that or you are part of the conspiracy.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: samxool on November 16, 2006, 05:09:50 AM
and where is this place where they fake videos?.
surely then i'll know something is up if its filled with cameras and soundstages!!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Thrudgie on November 16, 2006, 05:47:49 AM
YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID MAAAAAARS EXISTS!!!!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: semperround on November 16, 2006, 07:39:45 AM
Quote from: "Thrudgie"
YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID MAAAAAARS EXISTS!!!!


of course it does. if not, where would all the men be from?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 16, 2006, 08:49:40 AM
Quote from: "samxool"
and where is this place where they fake videos?.
surely then i'll know something is up if its filled with cameras and soundstages!!

Why, do you automatically get suspicious every time you see a camera? Because otherwise you wont, as it looks just like shooting a documentary or sports event.

You are using strawman arguments to discredit my point. Its obvious that you are a fed.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The_Earh_is_round on November 16, 2006, 11:32:04 AM
I hear they even have tec that lets them make a pro video with regular home video cammeras... so it could look like a normal person...
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 16, 2006, 12:21:44 PM
Quote from: "The_Earh_is_round"
I hear they even have tec that lets them make a pro video with regular home video cammeras... so it could look like a normal person...

You can make a pro video with a regular home video camera. Its not hard at all.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Nomad on November 16, 2006, 02:07:41 PM
Several recent movies were, in fact, shot with standard video for "atmosphere".  28 Days Later and Collateral are the two that I recall (And I think that Miami VICE was as well, but I haven't seen it).  They were both really good, and the video quality gave them both a strange surreal feeling.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: phaseshifter on November 16, 2006, 02:30:07 PM
Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
Several recent movies were, in fact, shot with standard video for "atmosphere".  28 Days Later and Collateral are the two that I recall (And I think that Miami VICE was as well, but I haven't seen it).  They were both really good, and the video quality gave them both a strange surreal feeling.


From what  I heard, not having seen Miami Vice is a good thing.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Who da man on November 17, 2006, 01:03:51 AM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.


Wough!!!

Im a secret government agent? I never knew!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: AGuyWithSense on November 17, 2006, 02:06:34 AM
I have to confess that I am part of the conspiracy. I have said that I went to Adelaide to play cricket.
Actually, I went to a secret Government base on the other side of the world, and visited the turtles. The elephants were too busy.
I managed to create a brilliantly edited picture of a round earth, and release it to the world! It has been accepted by the government.
MUAHAHAHA! WE HAVE NOW FOOLED THE WHOLE WORLD WITH OUR MEANINGLESS CONSPIRACY!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Thrudgie on November 17, 2006, 07:32:46 AM
but why are you arguing about mars?! it exists!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The_Earh_is_round on November 17, 2006, 11:45:20 AM
because he dosent belive
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Sara H B Ranson on November 17, 2006, 01:59:02 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia.

Australia does exist.  Everytime Australia wins a gold medal in The Olympics, once every 12 years if they're lucky, the orchestra plays God Save The Queen, which makes you think Australia is part of England, as it is really.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The_Earh_is_round on November 17, 2006, 06:51:05 PM
no, that is fake... i am even starting to question how real the olympics is...
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Who da man on November 17, 2006, 07:23:24 PM
The Olympics is Flat!!!1!!!!11!!1!111one1!1!!!2!!1!!11  :o  :o  :o :mrgreen:  :o
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: questioning you on November 17, 2006, 07:25:55 PM
And why are there commercials that ask you to visit Australlia?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Nomad on November 17, 2006, 07:43:01 PM
That's an easy one.  Propaganda.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: questioning you on November 17, 2006, 07:47:57 PM
How come you can actually do it?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The_Earh_is_round on November 17, 2006, 08:28:03 PM
we have gone over this... sometimes they take you to a highly advnced studio, sometimes they shoot you...

however, i belive they have an amazing 3d virtual reality machine that actually makes austrilia come to life...
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: questioning you on November 17, 2006, 08:29:51 PM
Quote from: "The_Earh_is_round"
we have gone over this... sometimes they take you to a highly advnced studio, sometimes they shoot you...

however, i belive they have an amazing 3d virtual reality machine that actually makes austrilia come to life...


How come you can live in Australlia?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The Dragon Reborn on November 17, 2006, 09:10:52 PM
Quote from: "questioning you"
Quote from: "The_Earh_is_round"
we have gone over this... sometimes they take you to a highly advnced studio, sometimes they shoot you...

however, i belive they have an amazing 3d virtual reality machine that actually makes austrilia come to life...


How come you can live in Australlia?


You can't silly. It doesn't exist.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: beast on November 17, 2006, 09:10:54 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you people?  If you want to claim that Australia doesn't exist, fine, but why the fuck would waste your time arguing that Australia actually does exist?  Don't you know that Australia exists?  Don't you know that the people arguing that Australia doesn't exist actually do know that it exists and are just putting forward this theory as a cheap and meaningless attempt at point scoring against flat Earthers?  Considering they know that Australia exists, how can you possible beat them in an argument to the contrary?  You can't convince them that Australia exists because they already know that.  The stupidity of some people is truly astounding.  Even more so in this case than in the case of the round Earthers trying to convince us that the Earth isn't flat.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The_Earh_is_round on November 17, 2006, 10:30:01 PM
and there goes an agent trying to stop this thread
Title: what different does it makes ?
Post by: Taiji on November 18, 2006, 07:33:34 AM
Well what diff does it makes if it exist or not ?  :wink:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Thrudgie on November 18, 2006, 08:45:37 AM
but mars do exist! it is a planet! it exists!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 18, 2006, 02:46:32 PM
Quote from: "beast"
What the fuck is wrong with you people?  If you want to claim that Australia doesn't exist, fine, but why the fuck would waste your time arguing that Australia actually does exist?

Because they aren't really sure that it exists. They are really trying to convince themselves of its existence.

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Don't you know that Australia exists?

Nobody does, including you:
Quote from: "beast"
That's only because you believe what you are told about the world.  How do you know that anything you know about the world is correct?  Does Australia actually exist? - Even if you've been there, or even if you live there like I do - you could never have proof that it actually exists and appears like it does on the map - it could have a completely different shape and you have to trust the authorities and the media.  It's possible that nothing you've been taught is actually true.

Obviously the reason you can't keep your story straight is because you are an undercover fed.

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Don't you know that the people arguing that Australia doesn't exist actually do know that it exists and are just putting forward this theory as a cheap and meaningless attempt at point scoring against flat Earthers?

Or maybe I am the only one who knows the truth. Australia was made up by the government in an attempt to gain more money and power.

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Considering they know that Australia exists, how can you possible beat them in an argument to the contrary?  You can't convince them that Australia exists because they already know that.

If they could provide some evidence they could prove it easily. But they don't have any. There is no evidence that Australia exists, because it doesn't.

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The stupidity of some people is truly astounding.

That means a lot coming from someone who claims the Earth is flat.  

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Even more so in this case than in the case of the round Earthers trying to convince us that the Earth isn't flat.

So the amount of stupidity involved in this debate is somewhere above 0. Thanks for clearing that up for us.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: rr332211 on November 18, 2006, 03:58:49 PM
Let's just go to Australia via satellite beam.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Sara H B Ranson on November 18, 2006, 05:01:55 PM
Quote from: "beast"
What the fuck is wrong with you people?  [ . . ] why the fuck [ . . .]?

We're suffering from a disease known as manners.  We drink tea with our index fingers sticking up in the air, and refuse to debase the English language with the entirely gratuitous abuse of profanity.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: beast on November 18, 2006, 05:08:44 PM
In response to the Halo fanboy.  Those posts have completely different context and, indeed, are aimed at completely different people.  You can claim that Australia doesn't exist as much as you like.  I don't care.  On the other hand I don't understand why people bother to argue that Australia does exist.

Quote from: "Sara H B Ranson"
We're suffering from a disease known as manners. We drink tea with our index fingers sticking up in the air, and refuse to debase the English language with the entirely gratuitous abuse of profane language.


Quote from: "Judith 'Miss Manners' Martin"
One of the major mistakes people make is that they think manners are the expression of happy ideas.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Sara H B Ranson on November 18, 2006, 05:26:43 PM
Quote from: "beast"
You can claim that Australia doesn't exist as much as you like.

In your case it's wishful thinking. :wink:
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: mjk on November 18, 2006, 07:20:44 PM
Quote from: "Sara H B Ranson"
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia.

Australia does exist.  Everytime Australia wins a gold medal in The Olympics, once every 12 years if they're lucky, the orchestra plays God Save The Queen, which makes you think Australia is part of England, as it is really.


australia is part of the commonwealth, not part of the landmass known as england.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: beast on November 18, 2006, 07:29:04 PM
Quote from: "Sara H B Ranson"

Australia does exist.  Everytime Australia wins a gold medal in The Olympics, once every 12 years if they're lucky, the orchestra plays God Save The Queen, which makes you think Australia is part of England, as it is really.


Unsure if that is a joke or not, considering the medal tally at the Olympics...

http://www.smh.com.au/olympics/medaltally/

As you can see - Australia won 17 gold medals while your country only won 9...  Also we have had our own national anthem for over 20 years.  Which has no mention of God or the Queen.

http://www.hamilton.net.au/advance.html
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: rr332211 on November 18, 2006, 08:10:24 PM
Nuke all of Australia, and then it won't be an issue anymore.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Who da man on November 18, 2006, 10:27:45 PM
Quote from: "rr332211"
Nuke all of Australia, and then it won't be an issue anymore.


Even If you Nuke australia... it will still be there  :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: MeefyKeefy on November 18, 2006, 10:34:51 PM
Then what about Steve Irwin? Was he part of the conspiracy? Did the govrnment stage his death with the stingray because he leaked information or some dumb shit like that? Or are you going to say he doesn't exist as well?
 
 I believe in a round earth. I do say that your theory is plausible, though I do see holes. Yet, saying an entire continent that a friend of mine recently visited does not exist is ridiculous. And don't start with her being part of the conspiracy. No one would trust a fourteen year old with something so important like keeping a government secret quiet.

 Honestly, though, if you want people to take you seriously, Flat Earthers, why don't you make your ideas..not ridiculous? Why don't you give a few reasons for why the government MIGHT want to keep it quiet. At least the crazies at the alien forums I go to (I believe in aliens, yes, but only in the fact that there's probobly other living beings somewhere off of earth, even if it's not in this solar system or whatever) give reasons why the government might keep it quiet.

 As with the alien forums, I'm sure I will have a fun stay here.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: dysfunction on November 18, 2006, 10:46:14 PM
Quote from: "rr332211"
Nuke all of Australia, and then it won't be an issue anymore.


Haven't you read On the Beach? Australia will be the last place to go in a nuclear war.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: beast on November 19, 2006, 12:08:05 AM
wtf mate?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Sara H B Ranson on November 19, 2006, 01:07:40 AM
Quote from: "mjk"
australia is part of the commonwealth, [ . . . ].

The English Commonwealth, headed by good Queen Brenda II of England.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Sara H B Ranson on November 19, 2006, 01:11:00 AM
Quote from: "rr332211"
Nuke all of Australia, and then it won't be an issue anymore.

The English already have done.  It's where we test our nuclear weapons, unlike those evil North Koreans, who use their own country.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Darth Sexy on November 19, 2006, 03:20:49 AM
Well, as an Australian I can tell you with some certainty that Australia does infact exist. Unless of course I also don't exist, which means I am a figment of your imagination. Do you want to be labelled as crazy?

And for Sara H B Ranson, watch as we Aussies proceed in inserting a cricket bat in each English players rectum, and send you home Ashes-less.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: mjk on November 19, 2006, 04:12:36 AM
Quote from: "Sara H B Ranson"
Everytime Australia wins a gold medal in The Olympics, once every 12 years if they're lucky, the orchestra plays God Save The Queen, which makes you think Australia is part of England, as it is really.


Quote from: "Sara H B Ranson"
Quote from: "mjk"
australia is part of the commonwealth, [ . . . ].

The English Commonwealth, headed by good Queen Brenda II of England.


yes, australia is a part of th english commonwealth, but not a part england.

as beast linked, australia won more golds than england and the orchestra did not play god save the queen, it played advance australia fair.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: mjk on November 19, 2006, 04:15:35 AM
Quote from: "Sara H B Ranson"
Quote from: "rr332211"
Nuke all of Australia, and then it won't be an issue anymore.

The English already have done.  It's where we test our nuclear weapons, unlike those evil North Koreans, who use their own country.


that should be past tense, that happened in the 50's.  one of the many ways the english fucked australians over.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Sara H B Ranson on November 19, 2006, 04:24:27 AM
Quote from: "mjk"
Quote from: "Sara H B Ranson"
It's where we test our nuclear weapons, unlike those evil North Koreans, who use their own country.


that should be past tense, that happened in the 50's.  one of the many ways the english fucked australians over.

Oh yes, I remember the 1950s.  That's the decade before the 1960s, when the English packed off all the children of unmarried mothers, to childrens' homes, in Australia.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: beast on November 19, 2006, 04:31:01 AM
I'm sure that must make you feel very proud.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Sara H B Ranson on November 19, 2006, 05:16:57 AM
Quote from: "beast"
I'm sure that must make you feel very proud.

National pride is not part of the British character, meanness and mendacity are.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 19, 2006, 07:30:52 AM
Quote from: "MeefyKeefy"
I believe in a round earth. I do say that your theory is plausible, though I do see holes. Yet, saying an entire continent that a friend of mine recently visited does not exist is ridiculous. And don't start with her being part of the conspiracy. No one would trust a fourteen year old with something so important like keeping a government secret quiet.

This is not part of Flat Earth Hypothesis.

And it would be very easy for the government to fool people into believing that they visited, or even live in, Australia.

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Honestly, though, if you want people to take you seriously, Flat Earthers, why don't you make your ideas..not ridiculous? Why don't you give a few reasons for why the government MIGHT want to keep it quiet.

Money and power. Duh!

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At least the crazies at the alien forums I go to (I believe in aliens, yes, but only in the fact that there's probobly other living beings somewhere off of earth, even if it's not in this solar system or whatever) give reasons why the government might keep it quiet.

I'm sure most of them aren't crazy. There are plenty of legit reasons for the government to keep something like that secret.

And nobody here is crazy either.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: phaseshifter on November 19, 2006, 10:59:05 AM
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There are plenty of legit reasons for the government to keep something like that secret.


Share.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 19, 2006, 11:11:01 AM
Quote from: "phaseshifter"
Share.

If the Government told people that there are more advanced races out there, there would be worldwide panic. It would create chaos.

Personally, I wouldn't be surprised at all, as there is no doubt in my mind that there are more advanced races out there.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The_Earh_is_round on November 19, 2006, 11:53:43 AM
they might want to keep austrilia a secrect so that they can destroy a boat headed towards their lab without anyone knowing...
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on November 19, 2006, 11:58:50 AM
They might have made Australia up to cover up what is really there. Not sure what that might be though, and it would be impossible to test without my own personal plane or boat.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: mjk on November 19, 2006, 09:48:46 PM
Quote from: "Sara H B Ranson"
Quote from: "beast"
I'm sure that must make you feel very proud.

National pride is not part of the British character, meanness and mendacity are.


well you should be proud then.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Thrudgie on November 20, 2006, 01:36:30 AM
but its true! mars exists! you guys are so ignorant.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The_Earh_is_round on December 02, 2006, 11:24:41 PM
once agian... we know mars exists... but austrailia dosent
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Sara H B Ranson on December 03, 2006, 12:19:16 AM
Quote from: "The_Earh_is_round"
once agian... we know mars exists... but austrailia dosent

Wishful thinking about Tasmania's own Master Beast of the Spannish (he says) KKK.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: ...I see dumb people on December 12, 2006, 03:06:54 PM
Of course it doesn't exist I mean of course the government has so much to gain by faking a continent I know it doesn't exist just because.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Dann on December 12, 2006, 03:19:26 PM
The goverment conspiracy is quite obvious, when Europe began colonizing the world, fake reports of a continent (called australia) were believed true by goverment officials so they invested a lot of money in the "Australia Colony Project", but when it proved fake, they couldn't allow for everybody to know that the goverment was wrong or that would give an image of weakness that would cause rebellious elements to uprise, so they invested more money in creating the australian myth, expecting to refund their money by atracting investers. Then they payed dividends to all the investers to atract more and keeping the secret, but everytime the secret is bigger until eventually it will blow up. How can someone actually believe that by bringing rabbits into a continent it would render it a dessert, that is science fiction, but since Australia is science fiction once that rumor grew it was impossible to prove false without revealling the australian myth, so the rumor became part of "history"
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on December 12, 2006, 03:51:09 PM
Quote from: "Dann"
The goverment conspiracy is quite obvious, when Europe began colonizing the world, fake reports of a continent (called australia) were believed true by goverment officials so they invested a lot of money in the "Australia Colony Project", but when it proved fake, they couldn't allow for everybody to know that the goverment was wrong or that would give an image of weakness that would cause rebellious elements to uprise, so they invested more money in creating the australian myth, expecting to refund their money by atracting investers. Then they payed dividends to all the investers to atract more and keeping the secret, but everytime the secret is bigger until eventually it will blow up. How can someone actually believe that by bringing rabbits into a continent it would render it a dessert, that is science fiction, but since Australia is science fiction once that rumor grew it was impossible to prove false without revealling the australian myth, so the rumor became part of "history"


It was the same with North America, but ssssh, don't tell anyone!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: tophat on December 14, 2006, 03:01:25 PM
why does everyone blame the government for everything?

whenever people can't explain something, they automatically deduct that the government has something to do with it.  stop watching TV it's rotting your brain.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: GeoGuy on December 14, 2006, 03:02:39 PM
That's exactly what the governments want you to think.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 14, 2006, 03:29:33 PM
Don't pay attention to tophat. He is just another government agent trying to make Flat Earth Hypothesis look bad.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on December 14, 2006, 04:23:01 PM
Quote from: "tophat"
why does everyone blame the government for everything?

whenever people can't explain something, they automatically deduct that the government has something to do with it.  stop watching TV it's rotting your brain.


I blame the goverment for your persistant trolling.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Boko on December 20, 2006, 06:25:09 AM
Quote from: "Max Fagin"
If not, then Alaska must not exist.


Tbh, I've never been outside Europe, so the rest of the earth must be a fake! You are all part of the conspiracy!

P.S. For those that do not realise it, this was a joke...
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on December 20, 2006, 01:33:36 PM
Quote from: "Boko"
Tbh, I've never been outside Europe, so the rest of the earth must be a fake! You are all part of the conspiracy!

P.S. For those that do not realise it, this was a joke...



Ha Ha Ha you ragezone guys are wuite the kidders....
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: John Davis on December 20, 2006, 01:55:08 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"


We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.


Obviously instead of keeping convicts alive and sending them to prison, they made up an imaginary island continent that they "sent" them to.  In reality, they just killed them.   Now, this isn't really the sorta thing you want people to find out. The deed was done however, so they had to keep it a cover up til now.

So in short? Money money money.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Darran on December 20, 2006, 05:29:27 PM
Soooo.... If Australia doesn't exist, then where the hell am I?  :shock:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: XenneX on December 20, 2006, 05:38:33 PM
Yeah, I went on holiday to Austrailia once.
I saw a kangaroom and a koala bear.

if I wasn't in Australia, then where to fook was I?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: you guys are retarded on December 20, 2006, 08:56:03 PM
what would the government gain by making up a contry...  they would just be forced to pay these "government agents"
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 20, 2006, 10:01:06 PM
Quote from: "you guys are retarded"
what would the government gain by making up a contry...

Username came up with a very reasonable scenario. And I am sure there are plenty of other possibilities as well.

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they would just be forced to pay these "government agents"

Where do you think our taxes go?

For those of you who think you have been to Australia before, there are plenty of reasonable explanations for it. You could have visited a different place entirely, or you could have been brainwashed. There are many possibilities, but we don't know anything for sure.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Zulroth on December 21, 2006, 02:57:35 PM
wait, wait... how can someone fake an accent, and a laguage, that doesn't exist?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Boko on December 21, 2006, 05:27:45 PM
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Quote from: "Boko"
Tbh, I've never been outside Europe, so the rest of the earth must be a fake! You are all part of the conspiracy!

P.S. For those that do not realise it, this was a joke...



Ha Ha Ha you ragezone guys are wuite the kidders....


Don't put us Ragezoners on one pile though. Just because we go to the same forum doesn't make us have the same personalities/intelligence etc.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 21, 2006, 05:46:14 PM
Why do you RE'er even waste your energy arguing?

Australia does exist.

Please go to Kindergarten before posting again please. It'll make life easier for YOU and us RE'er (and TE'ers, Triangle Earth, LOL ;D )
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 21, 2006, 07:09:24 PM
Quote from: "Zulroth"
wait, wait... how can someone fake an accent, and a laguage, that doesn't exist?

You mean the way actors do in movies? An Australian accent isn't particularly hard to fake.

Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
Australia does exist.

That is what the Government wants you to think. Unfortunately, weak minded people like you are easy to fool and manipulate.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 21, 2006, 07:19:54 PM
Quote
Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
Australia does exist.

That is what the Government wants you to think. Unfortunately, weak minded people like you are easy to fool and manipulate.


Oh no, I'm not the one who is weak minded. You fail to realize I was talking to you. So don't twist words around.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 21, 2006, 07:23:42 PM
Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
Oh no, I'm not the one who is weak minded. You fail to realize I was talking to you. So don't twist words around.

How was I twisting your words around? I was simply pointing out that you are ignorant and weak-minded.

And obviously I realized that post was directed at me. Otherwise I wouldn't have responded to it. :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 21, 2006, 07:26:42 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
Oh no, I'm not the one who is weak minded. You fail to realize I was talking to you. So don't twist words around.

How was I twisting your words around? I was simply pointing out that you are ignorant and weak-minded.

And obviously I realized that post was directed at me. Otherwise I wouldn't have responded to it. :roll:


No I am not ignorant and weak-minded, I am sorry to disappoint you sir. But I am just pointing out the truth. I KNOW you will come attack and say I am wrong, and that it is all a government coverup. Believe what you want, say what you mean. I know that Australia does exist, so don't give me all this bull shit that it doesn't. I don't care what you say, I know what is right. You are mad you can not accept the facts.

-.-
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 21, 2006, 07:45:41 PM
Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
I know that Australia does exist, so don't give me all this bull shit that it doesn't.

Of course you do. :roll:

Quote
I don't care what you say, I know what is right.

You would refuse to believe the truth even if I could prove it to you. Your belief in Australia is very much a leap of faith.

Quote
You are mad you can not accept the facts.

Yes, I am furious that Mr. TriangleEarth from the internet refuses to believe the truth. I will lose a lot of sleep over it too. :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 21, 2006, 07:48:26 PM
I guess you can not work with people who can't accept the truth. I am so sorry good sir.  :roll:

You just keep saying I refuse to believe the truth but it is you all along. Oh yah, I know the truth, no need to fix that. So again, don't go around twisting words. Australia does exist, and I don't say I'm refusing to accept your "so called 'Australia does not exist' theory.  :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on December 22, 2006, 12:14:11 AM
Quote from: "Boko"
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Quote from: "Boko"
Tbh, I've never been outside Europe, so the rest of the earth must be a fake! You are all part of the conspiracy!

P.S. For those that do not realise it, this was a joke...



Ha Ha Ha you ragezone guys are wuite the kidders....


Don't put us Ragezoners on one pile though. Just because we go to the same forum doesn't make us have the same personalities/intelligence etc.


You have yet to convince me otherwise.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on December 22, 2006, 12:16:21 AM
Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
I guess you can not work with people who can't accept the truth. I am so sorry good sir.  :roll:

You just keep saying I refuse to believe the truth but it is you all along. Oh yah, I know the truth, no need to fix that. So again, don't go around twisting words. Australia does exist, and I don't say I'm refusing to accept your "so called 'Australia does not exist' theory.  :roll:


Don't expect to post about "Triangle Earth" and be taken seriously. Your "humour" had been posted MANY times before, and is NOT funny anymore. Beleive it or not, you are not a comedic pioneer.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 22, 2006, 09:14:12 AM
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Don't expect to post about "Triangle Earth" and be taken seriously. Your "humour" had been posted MANY times before, and is NOT funny anymore. Beleive it or not, you are not a comedic pioneer.


No, I never meant to make you all laugh. But the truth is the truth, believe what you mean.  :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 22, 2006, 09:34:05 AM
Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
But the truth is the truth...

Exactly. The truth is that Australia does not exist, and you have grown up believing a lie. You can claim that it exists a million times, and it still will not be true.

It is often hard for people to let go of their beliefs, especially when they have been believing them for years and years, but you will have to let them go if you ever want to overcome your ignorance.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 22, 2006, 09:35:52 AM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Exactly. The truth is that Australia does exist, and you have grown up believing a truth. You claim that it exists a million times, and it still will be true.


Corrected  :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Laurie on December 22, 2006, 09:52:14 AM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
But the truth is the truth...

Exactly. The truth is that Australia does not exist, and you have grown up believing a lie. You can claim that it exists a million times, and it still will not be true.

It is often hard for people to let go of their beliefs, especially when they have been believing them for years and years, but you will have to let them go if you ever want to overcome your ignorance.


i've Been to Australia. I went there two years ago in the summer holidays. Does this mean i am part of the conspiracy?  :lol:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 22, 2006, 10:41:45 AM
Quote from: "Laurie"
i've Been to Australia. I went there two years ago in the summer holidays. Does this mean i am part of the conspiracy?  :lol:


No, Masterchief2219 is just stupid.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Yeah, sure... on December 22, 2006, 11:05:25 AM
If Australia doesn't exist - where have I been? Was it just my imagination? Owwww! I'm ... getting ... i n s a n e....!!!!!!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Nomad on December 22, 2006, 11:26:03 AM
Virtual reality.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Zulroth on December 22, 2006, 12:01:20 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
But the truth is the truth...

Exactly. The truth is that Australia does not exist, and you have grown up believing a lie. You can claim that it exists a million times, and it still will not be true.

It is often hard for people to let go of their beliefs, especially when they have been believing them for years and years, but you will have to let them go if you ever want to overcome your ignorance.


prove it.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 22, 2006, 12:26:57 PM
Quote from: "Zulroth"
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
But the truth is the truth...

Exactly. The truth is that Australia does not exist, and you have grown up believing a lie. You can claim that it exists a million times, and it still will not be true.

It is often hard for people to let go of their beliefs, especially when they have been believing them for years and years, but you will have to let them go if you ever want to overcome your ignorance.


prove it.


You can not prove something is true if it is already false. Doesn't make sense. Don't waste your time with him, he doesn't have common sense or any logic.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: MROC on December 22, 2006, 01:37:47 PM
He's right. Australia doesn't exist. I sailed to it's exact location and there was nothing but a huge Rock Wall there.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 22, 2006, 01:49:15 PM
Quote from: "MROC"
He's right. Australia doesn't exist. I sailed to it's exact location and there was nothing but a huge Rock Wall there.


You were actually at Triangle Earth, and it's a fire wall not rock wall. get it right.  :roll:

Austria does exist.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: MROC on December 22, 2006, 02:37:07 PM
Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
Quote from: "MROC"
He's right. Australia doesn't exist. I sailed to it's exact location and there was nothing but a huge Rock Wall there.


You were actually at Triangle Earth, and it's a fire wall not rock wall. get it right.  :roll:

Austria does exist.


You can't sail at Triangle Earth. Everyone knows that.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 22, 2006, 06:01:24 PM
Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
No, Masterchief2219 is just stupid.

Really? I'm not the one who believes in an imaginary continent. :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: jared19 on December 22, 2006, 10:04:44 PM
Who ever believes this crap must be from england, you are all pissed cause your cricket team lost the ashes
YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 22, 2006, 10:13:51 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
No, Masterchief2219 is just stupid.

Really? I'm not the one who believes in an imaginary continent. :roll:


I never said it was imainary.  :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 22, 2006, 10:37:52 PM
Quote from: "jared19"
Who ever believes this crap must be from england, you are all pissed cause your cricket team lost the ashes
YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope, I'm not from England. And Cricket sucks in general. :P

Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
I never said it was imainary.  :roll:

I did. And you are the stupid one who believes in it.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: jared19 on December 22, 2006, 10:41:18 PM
still, if u belive australia its real u must be sniffin some strong shit
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 22, 2006, 10:57:17 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
I never said it was imainary.  :roll:

I did. And you are the stupid one who believes in it.


Then you are wrong, and you're the stupid one.  :roll:

Quote from: "jared19"
still, if u belive australia its real u must be sniffin some strong shit


The 'shit' you are smoking must be working.  :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Laurie on December 23, 2006, 03:58:00 AM
Quote from: "jared19"
Who ever believes this crap must be from england, you are all pissed cause your cricket team lost the ashes
YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Don't compare England with this tard please.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Yeah, sure... on December 23, 2006, 09:25:25 AM
Nobody cares about cricket...ok, perhaps people who really care about the shape of the earth do.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: GeoGuy on December 23, 2006, 10:15:31 AM
Quote from: "Yeah, sure..."
Nobody cares about cricket...

Except awesome people!

But seriously, I don't understand the game, although I have to say it looks somewhat more interesting than the majority of American "sports".
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Yeah, sure... on December 23, 2006, 03:21:48 PM
Perhaps someone will discover a cricket-conspiracy and that will be SO interesting that everyone stops making up nonsense about the shape of the earth...

Hey, it's Christmas!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: jared19 on December 23, 2006, 09:00:44 PM
ok people pull your head outa your ass, i live in austrlia and if u say it doesnt ecist ur fucked so shut fuck up and fuck off, go back to the loony bin cause thats where u bleong u pack of nut fucks
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 23, 2006, 10:18:39 PM
Quote from: "jared19"
ok people pull your head outa your ass, i live in austrlia and if u say it doesnt ecist ur fucked so shut frak up and frak off, go back to the loony bin cause thats where u bleong u pack of nut fucks

Get out of here, Fed.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: jared19 on December 23, 2006, 10:40:59 PM
go fuck yourself u fucking freak, u really do believe what your saying and that is pretty sad, go get a life u fuckin freak, who ever started this site needs to be shot
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Captain_Bubblebum on December 24, 2006, 05:15:34 AM
Quote from: "jared19"
go frak yourself u fucking freak, u really do believe what your saying and that is pretty sad, go get a life u fuckin freak, who ever started this site needs to be shot


are you aware that you're coming across as being a complete cock?

BUT i have to agree on this point that australia does infact exist.  i know, i know, how can i make such claims, right?? well if you look at the australian flag you'll notice it has the Union Jack on it.  this is the british stamp of approval and they don't give these out to just any imaginary places.  the british empire is vast and very proud to leave its mark on places it has invaded.  so you see, the pride of britain is all the evidence you need to prove that australia is real.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: joffenz on December 24, 2006, 05:20:55 AM
Quote from: "Captain_Bubblebum"


BUT i have to agree on this point that australia does infact exist.  i know, i know, how can i make such claims, right?? well if you look at the australian flag you'll notice it has the Union Jack on it.  this is the british stamp of approval and they don't give these out to just any imaginary places.  the british empire is vast and very proud to leave its mark on places it has invaded.  so you see, the pride of britain is all the evidence you need to prove that australia is real.


Actually Britain was upset that it lost the war with American so it invented an imaginary continent to make the Empire seem bigger.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Captain_Bubblebum on December 24, 2006, 05:24:52 AM
Quote
Actually Britain was upset that it lost the war with American so it invented an imaginary continent to make the Empire seem bigger.


that war doesn't count.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Mr Andy on December 24, 2006, 07:05:41 AM
Ive been to Australia. So if it doesnt exist, where upon did i go?  :?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 24, 2006, 08:46:37 AM
Quote from: "Captain_Bubblebum"
BUT i have to agree on this point that australia does infact exist.  i know, i know, how can i make such claims, right?? well if you look at the australian flag you'll notice it has the Union Jack on it.  this is the british stamp of approval and they don't give these out to just any imaginary places.  the british empire is vast and very proud to leave its mark on places it has invaded.  so you see, the pride of britain is all the evidence you need to prove that australia is real.

The British Government is in on the conspiracy as well.

And Mr Andy, it is possible that you were taken to a different place entirely. All of the images that you make have seen on TV or the internet were taken at a location with a similar climate as the theoretical Australia by the Government, and other people who were fooled by them. This could be where tourists are taken when they go to Australia. This could also be where many of those who think they live in Australia actually reside.

It is also possible that you weren't taken there at all. They could have taken you to a Government facility and brainwashed you into thinking you visited Australia. This would work on tourists, but obviously they would need a different way of fooling those people who are convinced they live in Australia.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Laurie on December 24, 2006, 08:49:02 AM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "Captain_Bubblebum"
BUT i have to agree on this point that australia does infact exist.  i know, i know, how can i make such claims, right?? well if you look at the australian flag you'll notice it has the Union Jack on it.  this is the british stamp of approval and they don't give these out to just any imaginary places.  the british empire is vast and very proud to leave its mark on places it has invaded.  so you see, the pride of britain is all the evidence you need to prove that australia is real.

The British Government is in on the conspiracy as well.

And Mr Andy, it is possible that you were taken to a different place entirely. All of the images that you make have seen on TV or the internet were taken at a location with a similar climate as the theoretical Australia by the Government, and other people who were fooled by them. This could be where tourists are taken when they go to Australia. This could also be where many of those who think they live in Australia actually reside.

It is also possible that you weren't taken there at all. They could have taken you to a Government facility and brainwashed you into thinking you visited Australia. This would work on tourists, but obviously they would need a different way of fooling those people who are convinced they live in Australia.


You are seriously drunk.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: MistakenGenius on December 24, 2006, 08:49:27 AM
I also have been to Australia, but while I was there it did seem kinda like a government camp or something.  It was strange.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Mr Andy on December 24, 2006, 09:53:20 AM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "Captain_Bubblebum"
BUT i have to agree on this point that australia does infact exist.  i know, i know, how can i make such claims, right?? well if you look at the australian flag you'll notice it has the Union Jack on it.  this is the british stamp of approval and they don't give these out to just any imaginary places.  the british empire is vast and very proud to leave its mark on places it has invaded.  so you see, the pride of britain is all the evidence you need to prove that australia is real.

The British Government is in on the conspiracy as well.

And Mr Andy, it is possible that you were taken to a different place entirely. All of the images that you make have seen on TV or the internet were taken at a location with a similar climate as the theoretical Australia by the Government, and other people who were fooled by them. This could be where tourists are taken when they go to Australia. This could also be where many of those who think they live in Australia actually reside.

It is also possible that you weren't taken there at all. They could have taken you to a Government facility and brainwashed you into thinking you visited Australia. This would work on tourists, but obviously they would need a different way of fooling those people who are convinced they live in Australia.


Ok dude thats an interesting topic. However, tourists and people over there can go on tours of Australia which span thousands of miles, from one side to another. So where would the goverments get land big enough to take these people? And people who live there. They travel around. Surely we would have noticed such a big span of land. And it cant just be anywhere, climate and enviromental situations must surely be precise?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Astantia on December 25, 2006, 09:31:15 AM
I guess it's like God then.  You can know for yourself whether God exists, but you cannot tell others, just as with Australia.

Then again, if we wanted we could reduce all of human experience to that basic principal.  Every human experience is unique, therefore there is no universal experience, therefore every 'Australia' that man thinks of, percieves, or even steps foot on would be different from every other 'Australia'  no two would be perfectly identical.

However, as men, we must gurantee our survival, and in order to do this, we must utilise each others specialities through mutual cooperation.  To do this, I take some of what you say as truth, whether all or none depends on a few factors, namely, whether or not I trust you, whether your experience are close enough to mine, and whether or not I am gullible or cynical.  However, when multiple people state the same thing, and they are trustworthy, then the thing is generally accepted.  

For example when I step foot in Australia, I may say 'The sky is blue here like it is elsewhere, therefore this is like other places I have been, and comfortable.' But another man may say 'The earth here is red unlike it is elsewhere, therefore this place is unlike other places I have been, and alien.'

Both of us are true and correct, we have both drawn accurate conclusions, and we are both correct, although the conclusions may be different.

This is not the main point however, which is coming up, I assure you.

Though we may percieve things differently, we all share several general conclusions that differ only among singular populations, (whose sanity or intelligence is often judged to be lacking.)  These conclusions include most mathematics, the proper uses of language, and (in most cases) historical fact.  However, there are exceptions.  Sometimes history will be recorded erroneously, sometimes mathematical equations will go decades before an error is found and corrected, and languages invariably change with time.  So, how do we keep a firm view of what is 'human knowledge'  that is, what is our method for determining what is true concerning things that we have not witnessed ourselves?  Typically, the view is to accept from an authority, but then again, an authority is a singular individual, and capable of error.  However, when a thing has been witnessed by a mass of people, it is hard to simply throw it out as a falsity or myth.

We therefore shape our minds from two sources, public opinion, and authority.  Personally, I am disgusted by the 'authority' present in our world today, however, I still have hope for the public.   People (at least some of them) are still capable of independent thought, and it is these few who hold the future.  However, this post is not about the future, or the nature of modern authority, rather it is about a very real and very probable Australia.

It is probable because of the vast majority of people who claim it is real.  It would be erroneous to compare the amount of visitors to Australia to the amount of visitors to space.  There are far less people who must be convinced regarding space, as opposed to Australia.  And even then, 'space' is a hard to define term.  Most flat-earthers seem to think that if man were to make it into orbit, the flat-earth theory would be ruined, but this is not so.  Perhaps there are further complications with the theory?  Occam's Razor and Russel's Teapot try to keep us from expanding theories, and to limit us to only probable conlcusions, but I htink it should be noted that at one point 'round earth theory' would be considered superfluous.

So, does Australia exist?  I do not know, I suspect that it does, although I have not been able to confirm this.  My main point is that to compare Flat-Earthism with Australism would be erroneous.

If you actually read all of this, I commend you, I only read it once through to proofread, and probably missed quite a bit.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 25, 2006, 03:57:36 PM
Quote from: "Astantia"
It is probable because of the vast majority of people who claim it is real.

The vast majority of people also claim that the Earth is round. If >99% of the world can be fooled about the shape of the Earth, what makes you think they can't be fooled about something that is much smaller?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Astantia on December 25, 2006, 04:40:50 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "Astantia"
It is probable because of the vast majority of people who claim it is real.

The vast majority of people also claim that the Earth is round. If >99% of the world can be fooled about the shape of the Earth, what makes you think they can't be fooled about something that is much smaller?


Well, the size of the earth.

It is so big, and so vast that it is impossible for the unaided human eye to see the 'curvature' of the earth.  Most people wil accept this and go about their lives.

Do not begin to think that I am arguing the existance of Earth, that would be silly.  We are arguing about two different things, the supposed 'curvature' of the earth and the supposed 'continent' of Australia.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: GotheriK on December 26, 2006, 04:54:28 PM
I am fully convinced anyone who claims Australia is a real place is a government agent, and therefore their opinions are invalid.

Watch out guys! The global Australia conspiracy is upon us!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 26, 2006, 05:02:43 PM
Quote from: "GotheriK"
I am fully convinced anyone who claims Australia is a real place is a government agent, and therefore their opinions are invalid.

Why would the government be trying to convince you that Australia exists and doesn't exist at the same time? It just doesn't make sense.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: GotheriK on December 26, 2006, 05:39:10 PM
lol whut?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: ArmyJonHall on December 26, 2006, 07:00:29 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
It just doesn't make sense.

God, thats a phrase too commonly thrown around here.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Pastafarian. on December 26, 2006, 07:55:16 PM
So are you saying my Uncle died in an imaginary country yesterday?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 26, 2006, 08:02:09 PM
Quote from: "Pastafarian."
So are you saying my Uncle died in an imaginary country yesterday?

Yes.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Pastafarian. on December 26, 2006, 08:04:11 PM
So you're saying that the plane journey I took over, and the hotal room I'm staying in now are non-existant?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 26, 2006, 08:06:39 PM
Quote from: "Pastafarian."
So you're saying that the plane journey I took over, and the hotal room I'm staying in now are non-existant?

No, I am just saying that you are not actually where you think you are.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Pastafarian. on December 26, 2006, 08:12:58 PM
Where am I then, you ridiculous, ridiculous man.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 26, 2006, 08:15:09 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "Pastafarian."
So are you saying my Uncle died in an imaginary country yesterday?

Yes.


Wow, that was just a messed up. -.-

Dont worry, Australia does exist, he has problems.  :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 26, 2006, 08:20:14 PM
Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
Wow, that was just a messed up. -.-

How? I didn't bring his Uncle into it, he did. Bringing dead relatives into a debate will not suddenly make me switch positions.

His uncle died in a place he thought was Australia.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Pastafarian. on December 26, 2006, 08:22:11 PM
WHERE DID HE FUCKING DIE THEN>?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 26, 2006, 08:27:41 PM
Quote from: "Pastafarian."
WHERE DID HE FUCKING DIE THEN>?

I don't know. I wasn't there.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Pastafarian. on December 26, 2006, 08:30:46 PM
Where am I?

I'm supposted to be in Australia????

HELP! HELP!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Puzz on December 27, 2006, 07:45:43 PM
Alright Masterchief you hippie- listen up..

I want you to book a ticket to this 'Imaginary land- Australia'.
When you get here you will go to the nearest pub, drink our beer, go roo shooting, fight the bushfires, serve with our troops in MEAO, have an aussie BBQ and take a piss on a tree next to Uluru...

Once you have done ALL that, come to my place the next morning (with a huge hangover-cause you wont handle REAL aussie beer) and TRY and tell me that Australia doesn't exist...

Crickey....
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 27, 2006, 08:24:19 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "TriangleEarth"
Wow, that was just a messed up. -.-

How? I didn't bring his Uncle into it, he did. Bringing dead relatives into a debate will not suddenly make me switch positions.

His uncle died in a place he thought was Australia.


Oh okay.

Austria does exist. They are all on something really strong.  :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: CAMO on December 27, 2006, 09:22:23 PM
OK,

My First point; Get out more, play some sport!

2. Find a thing called a girl, talk to them!

3. See a mental health professional, they can help you!

4. what made you like this?

PS why would the "Government" go to such great lengths to make up Australia? what is the purpose of that?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: sydpwnt on December 27, 2006, 10:30:45 PM
Hahah I can't believe we're actually debating about the existence of Australia. If it doesn't exist, then kangaroos and koalas don't exist either. And the 2000 Olympic Games in Sydney was a bogus event.



Americans can be pretty fucked up.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: aussie made on December 28, 2006, 05:42:54 AM
Quote from: "Puzz"
Alright Masterchief you hippie- listen up..

I want you to book a ticket to this 'Imaginary land- Australia'.
When you get here you will go to the nearest pub, drink our beer, go roo shooting, fight the bushfires, serve with our troops in MEAO, have an aussie BBQ and take a piss on a tree next to Uluru...

Once you have done ALL that, come to my place the next morning (with a huge hangover-cause you wont handle REAL aussie beer) and TRY and tell me that Australia doesn't exist...

Crickey....



AMAN to that  the best thing ever is the pub even when you are underage

OK if australia doesnt exist and im not where i think i am what about the rest of the southen hemisphere?? if your getting this from your stupid the earth is flat therory then guess what theres no fucking southen hemisphere and all. so does NZ and PNG exists was WWII made up and the troops NOT JUST FROM OZ but from america aswell never go to war in PNG did the WWI never have a vital part of it. AND STILL is it that people are not fighting with american troops in other countires to restoe peace....it must alll be a big scam i mean what county could exists when you say it doesnt??

GET A LIFE MATE
or better still get a beer into that thick head of yours
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: midgard on December 28, 2006, 05:46:01 AM
This has got to be the best thread ever.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: aussie made on December 28, 2006, 05:48:41 AM
Quote from: "jared19"
Who ever believes this crap must be from england, you are all pissed cause your cricket team lost the ashes
YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!


or if your not just just pissed coz you cant even get the balls to play the sport
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: midgard on December 28, 2006, 05:51:20 AM
Go Aussie! It's unfortunate you wrote your nationality in your nickname. Now people might wrongly assume that you're an accurate reflection of Australians.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: aussie made on December 28, 2006, 05:59:07 AM
Quote from: "midgard"
Go Aussie! It's unfortunate you wrote your nationality in your nickname. Now people might wrongly assume that you're an accurate reflection of Australians.


waaa an accurate refletion??
of all of us no
of the ones that have pride in there country and would like people to grow up and face the facts that we are real and not some goveernment thing
yes
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: midgard on December 28, 2006, 06:04:59 AM
Quote from: "aussie made"
waaa an accurate refletion??
of all of us no
of the ones that have pride in there country and would like people to grow up and face the facts that we are real and not some goveernment thing
yes


So you speak for all proud Australians? Who appointed you to do so?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: aussie made on December 28, 2006, 06:11:32 AM
i speck for myself  i cant denfed a whole nation so im not even going to try but im sure many people think this whole thing is rediculos
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: midgard on December 28, 2006, 06:12:30 AM
A bit like your spelling?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: aussie made on December 28, 2006, 06:15:37 AM
maybe im just to god damn tried to spell cause its 1:15 in the bloody morning and the dog wont shutup

or maybe it could be i cant be stuffed with people like you
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: midgard on December 28, 2006, 06:26:03 AM
Is everybody from Australia that surly?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 28, 2006, 09:53:57 AM
Australia does exist.  :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: midgard on December 28, 2006, 09:55:03 AM
Yes, but only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

Today is Thursday, it'll exist tomorrow.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: dantheman40k on December 28, 2006, 10:35:39 AM
http://www.science-art.com/gallery/8/8_10182004174328.jpg


http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/landscapes/Skyline_of_Sydney,_Australia1.jpg
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 28, 2006, 10:43:31 AM
Quote from: "dantheman40k"
http://www.science-art.com/gallery/8/8_10182004174328.jpg


http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/landscapes/Skyline_of_Sydney,_Australia1.jpg

The first one was obviously tampered with. Anyone with decent Photoshop skills can make a picture like that. And Sydney is a real city. It just isn't where you think it is.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 28, 2006, 11:10:41 AM
Australia does exist.  :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Astantia on December 28, 2006, 11:14:04 AM
TriangleEarth does exist. :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: masterchief on December 28, 2006, 02:09:30 PM
America (USA) dosent exist, there trying to get us off the track by saying australia dosent exist.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 28, 2006, 03:13:02 PM
Quote from: "Astantia"
TriangleEarth does exist. :roll:


Correct.  :lol:

Australia does exist.  :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: midgard on December 29, 2006, 04:03:53 AM
Yeah right. I suppose dinosaurs existed too until a giant hemroid wiped them out.  :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The alien we all trust on December 29, 2006, 04:10:53 AM
KADESH! And greetings. I am an Alien. And as a higher being, I can tell you the RIGHT truth, and set ALL your minds at simple and pleasent ease.

America does not exist. Come to think of it, nor does Iraq. Nor Malasia... Nor France, Germany, Nerderlands, Greenland, North Korea, South Korea, Africa, infact.... Australia and Japan are the ONLY two places in the world that actually exist. How do I know? ONLY a Japanese person could be so smart as to make a conspiracy sooooo massive and complex, and make it actually work out!

Thank you for your time. Kimos, Talae!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: midgard on December 29, 2006, 05:04:33 AM
Quote from: "The alien we all trust"
KADESH! And greetings. I am an Alien. And as a higher being, I can tell you the RIGHT truth, and set ALL your minds at simple and pleasent ease.

America does not exist. Come to think of it, nor does Iraq. Nor Malasia... Nor France, Germany, Nerderlands, Greenland, North Korea, South Korea, Africa, infact.... Australia and Japan are the ONLY two places in the world that actually exist. How do I know? ONLY a Japanese person could be so smart as to make a conspiracy sooooo massive and complex, and make it actually work out!

Thank you for your time. Kimos, Talae!


Are you saying the Japanese are smarter than the Australians?

Does this hold true with Australians of Japanese descent?

Are you being detained by the Australian government or are you a legal alien?

What did you do with my cows?

ANSWER ME!!!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 29, 2006, 08:48:38 AM
Quote from: "The alien we all trust"
KADESH! And greetings. I am an Alien. And as a higher being, I can tell you the RIGHT truth, and set ALL your minds at simple and pleasent ease.

America does not exist. Come to think of it, nor does Iraq. Nor Malasia... Nor France, Germany, Nerderlands, Greenland, North Korea, South Korea, Africa, infact.... Australia and Japan are the ONLY two places in the world that actually exist. How do I know? ONLY a Japanese person could be so smart as to make a conspiracy sooooo massive and complex, and make it actually work out!

Thank you for your time. Kimos, Talae!

Of course. And there are no Japanese people in America. :roll:

I suppose Japan nuked themselves then, did they?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Astantia on December 29, 2006, 12:29:56 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "The alien we all trust"
KADESH! And greetings. I am an Alien. And as a higher being, I can tell you the RIGHT truth, and set ALL your minds at simple and pleasent ease.

America does not exist. Come to think of it, nor does Iraq. Nor Malasia... Nor France, Germany, Nerderlands, Greenland, North Korea, South Korea, Africa, infact.... Australia and Japan are the ONLY two places in the world that actually exist. How do I know? ONLY a Japanese person could be so smart as to make a conspiracy sooooo massive and complex, and make it actually work out!

Thank you for your time. Kimos, Talae!

Of course. And there are no Japanese people in America. :roll:

I suppose Japan nuked themselves then, did they?



And blamed it on the US to account for this oversight.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 29, 2006, 03:22:44 PM
Australia does exist.  :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The alien we all trust on December 29, 2006, 10:35:10 PM
Humans... You dont listen do you. Ah well. I may as well let you confuse yourselves with misconception and disbeleif.

Ovcourse Japanese are more intelegent then Australians. They are more intelegent then any other race on your little backwater world.
I am a legal alien, if you must know. Legally though, I should not be on earth telling you these things. But I thought I might as well, since none of you blasphemers will beleive me anyway. I have no idea why God made your race. You were doomed to denie him and rot in your own sin. GASP you all say. God exists?! Well, dah! He talks to us all the time. Its only you humans that have lost the power to comunicate with him and the angels. Damnible sinner race...

And... What the heck would I want with your cows? They are dumb animals only good for milk. My specie hates milk... but chickens.... mmm.... They taste gooooood!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Kitty on December 30, 2006, 12:25:07 AM
Why is it that Australia doesnt exist? New Zealand is closer to Antarctica, anyway.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on December 30, 2006, 09:56:28 AM
Quote from: "The alien we all trust"
GASP you all say. God exists?! Well, dah! He talks to us all the time.

You expect us to take advice from a race of delusional theists?

I could talk to God all I want if I started smoking the right stuff.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on December 30, 2006, 03:32:35 PM
Australia does exist.  :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: GeoGuy on December 30, 2006, 03:35:50 PM
Everyone in the thread knows this, Triangle. The thread was originally meant to be a parody of the rest of the forums.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on January 03, 2007, 10:18:38 AM
Quote from: "GeoGuy"
The thread was originally meant to be a parody of the rest of the forums.

It was? :shock:

Thats news to me.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: GeoGuy on January 03, 2007, 10:21:02 AM
What was it meant as, then?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: midgard on January 03, 2007, 10:21:57 AM
I'm guessing a new theory.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: sodapop112 on January 04, 2007, 07:25:21 PM
no, a parody
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on January 04, 2007, 07:53:17 PM
Quote from: "sodapop112"
no, a parody

Whatever helps you sleep at night. But eventually the truth will come out, and I will have the last laugh.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Strader on January 06, 2007, 02:37:41 AM
Way back a bit (I think page 1 or 2) Masterchief mentioned bots surfing forums to "convince" ppl Australia exists.... dude wtf have you been smoking? Mankind hasnt even got that type of technology you strange and insane man, I can tell you that Australia does exists for I am sitting in that very "fathomable" continent as I type this. Face it, you are blinded by FE to see that everyone who doesnt believe what you believe is part of a conspiracy that quite frankly does NOT exists. If Australia does not exist, then please to explain where I'm sitting now and how Steve Irwin exists, how kangaroos exist, how koalas exist cos they sure as hell dont come from America or Canada do they???
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Lolburst on January 06, 2007, 02:59:39 AM
God, you just made paradox and ripped hole on universe.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Strader on January 06, 2007, 03:02:19 AM
I do that sometimes :P
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Lolburst on January 06, 2007, 03:03:16 AM
OH SHIT, AMERICA DOESN'T EXIST, YOU NEVER BORN. LAWL.

This is stupid.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Lolburst on January 06, 2007, 03:17:49 AM
OH SHIT GOVERMENT SAID THE ROUND AND FLET ERTTHS IS CONSCPARY, NOW WE H3AV PHYSCOS SAYING ABOUT FE IS TRUE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Strader on January 06, 2007, 03:19:55 AM
Lol, get high much?? :D
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Lolburst on January 06, 2007, 03:20:56 AM
No, just ten of my brain cells burned.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Strader on January 06, 2007, 03:23:45 AM
Fair enough, all better now though?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Lolburst on January 06, 2007, 03:26:39 AM
Yes...  We see earth as Flat from ground... But It isn't flat, It's a round. Basically. We never know.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Strader on January 06, 2007, 03:33:53 AM
I hate not knowing, but I do know that Flat Earth is a cock and bull story to rally crazies together and somehow make money off a theory that is so stupid even a child could tell it is fake.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Lolburst on January 06, 2007, 03:36:11 AM
What about if sun is floating disk on space shooting flat-shaped flare?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Strader on January 06, 2007, 03:41:03 AM
What if we are flat? It's something that can keep you up at night.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on January 06, 2007, 03:40:34 PM
Quote from: "Strader"
I hate not knowing, but I do know that Flat Earth is a cock and bull story to rally crazies together and somehow make money off a theory that is so stupid even a child could tell it is fake.

No, the Flat Earth Society was started by someone who truly believed that the Earth was flat. Yes, the guy was an idiot.

And no, Australia does not exist.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: BOGWarrior89 on January 07, 2007, 05:27:37 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "Strader"
I hate not knowing, but I do know that Flat Earth is a cock and bull story to rally crazies together and somehow make money off a theory that is so stupid even a child could tell it is fake.

No, the Flat Earth Society was started by someone who truly believed that the Earth was flat. Yes, the guy was an idiot.

And no, Australia does not exist.


Australia, Canada, Yemen, Cygnus X-1; they all do not exist.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Strader on January 07, 2007, 06:08:55 PM
So then I'm a government secret agent? AWESOME!!! :D :D :D
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: BOGWarrior89 on January 07, 2007, 06:11:07 PM
Quote from: "Strader"
So then I'm a government secret agent? AWESOME!!! :D :D :D


No, you don't exist either.

Nice Savage Garden lyrics in your signature, by the way.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Strader on January 07, 2007, 06:31:31 PM
Lol so I dont exist, fair enough. I didnt know anyone would know of Savage Garden, they were big in the mid-90's and I think the singer was killed in Iraq? Anyway, the lyrics are from my favorite song of theirs: "Crash and Burn."
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Ascendant Justice on January 07, 2007, 07:31:03 PM
No derr, I think BOGWarrior knew that, otherwise he might not of been able to go "Nice Savage Garden lyrics"
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Shinobi Mono on January 08, 2007, 10:43:50 AM
heh, i still own a Savage Garden disc...its distorted in my closet somewhere...Tears of Pearls was a good one.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: BOGWarrior89 on January 08, 2007, 11:04:46 AM
Quote from: "Strader"
Lol so I dont exist, fair enough. I didnt know anyone would know of Savage Garden, they were big in the mid-90's and I think the singer was killed in Iraq? Anyway, the lyrics are from my favorite song of theirs: "Crash and Burn."

I'm a 90's child.

Quote from: "Ascendant Justice"
No derr, I think BOGWarrior knew that, otherwise he might not of been able to go "Nice Savage Garden lyrics"

Although you are correct in saying that I knew that, you must understand that others may not have known; he was merely telling the ignorant.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Nomad on January 08, 2007, 12:48:49 PM
Quote from: "BOGWarrior89"
Quote from: "Strader"
Lol so I dont exist, fair enough. I didnt know anyone would know of Savage Garden, they were big in the mid-90's and I think the singer was killed in Iraq? Anyway, the lyrics are from my favorite song of theirs: "Crash and Burn."

I'm a 90's child.


I am as well, but I certainly never listened to Savage Garden.

Cake, and Beck on the other hand = good stuff.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Lolburst on January 10, 2007, 09:06:51 AM
GOVERMENT DID THIS!


They used manipulated africa molecules to make shitty-shaped flatting disk on spake to flie on earths and earths to the mini shaped is land named cockosaurus or something lie kthat  :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: rofl on January 10, 2007, 09:42:35 AM
Your bitch'es pussy does not exist when i am done with it.

LOL b-i-t-c-h is made into that "nobble" someting word!

 rofl rolf
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on January 10, 2007, 01:43:20 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA SAVAGE GARDEN!!!!! Oh man..... I nearly fell off my chair.....


WAIT!!! BOG! You're paying out savage garden lyrics when you have my chemical romance lyrics in your signature BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you crazy little emo xD
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: BOGWarrior89 on January 10, 2007, 01:53:10 PM
Quote from: "Rick_James"
HAHAHAHAHAHA SAVAGE GARDEN!!!!! Oh man..... I nearly fell off my chair.....


WAIT!!! BOG! You're paying out Savage Garden lyrics when you have My Chemical Romance lyrics in your signature BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you crazy little emo xD


I'd like to think of myself as more grunge/alternative rock than emo.  But, then again, you should be careful, Rick_James; I just might cut myself.

On another note, my other bands include AC/DC, Guns 'n' Roses, Metallica, Green Day, Dave Matthews Band, Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox Twenty, Journey, The Eagles, Everclear, ...

Let's just say I like a lot of music.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Nomad on January 10, 2007, 01:57:55 PM
Weeeeaaaak.  Turn off the radio and go visit an underground record store and find some actual good music.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: BOGWarrior89 on January 10, 2007, 02:09:45 PM
Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
Weeeeaaaak.  Turn off the radio and go visit an underground record store and find some actual good music.


I would, but every time I try to go underground, I end up going to the hospital and having to explain to my parents what I was doing on the roof again.

I'll agree to disagree with you, TDN.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Nomad on January 10, 2007, 02:29:29 PM
...I don't get it.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Captain_Bubblebum on January 10, 2007, 02:33:32 PM
Quote from: "BOGWarrior89"
Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
Weeeeaaaak.  Turn off the radio and go visit an underground record store and find some actual good music.


I would, but every time I try to go underground, I end up going to the hospital and having to explain to my parents what I was doing on the roof again.

I'll agree to disagree with you, TDN.


Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
...I don't get it.


i think its a hospital joke or something :?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: BOGWarrior89 on January 11, 2007, 10:39:23 AM
Quote from: "Captain_Bubblebum"
Quote from: "BOGWarrior89"
Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
Weeeeaaaak.  Turn off the radio and go visit an underground record store and find some actual good music.


I would, but every time I try to go underground, I end up going to the hospital and having to explain to my parents what I was doing on the roof again.

I'll agree to disagree with you, TDN.


Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
...I don't get it.


i think its a hospital joke or something :?


No ... it was a play on the word "underground".  Get it now?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: silvermoon on January 15, 2007, 01:05:28 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

 
EXCELENT !!! :lol:  :lol:
Did they realized that every injury or distrust they brought to this topic, is applicable on their flat-theory as well?? :lol:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: beast on January 15, 2007, 05:21:27 PM
Do you realise that no FEers have taken part in this debate, except to dismiss it as an attempt to point score.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Scientist on January 15, 2007, 05:24:29 PM
austrialia obvously does exist

the op is just a troll
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on January 15, 2007, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: "Scientist"
austrialia obvously does exist

Whatever. I can't force people to believe me. I can only tell them the truth, and hope that they realize that I am right.

Quote
the op is just a troll

Of course. Because you said so, it must be true.

I should probably put a disclaimer in the first post so people will stop thinking this is part of the Flat Earth Theory.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Scientist on January 15, 2007, 07:51:39 PM
youre an idiot shut up
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on January 15, 2007, 07:52:07 PM
Quote from: "Scientist"
youre an idiot shut up

Whatever you say, Mr. Troll.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cmdshft on January 15, 2007, 07:53:06 PM
This shit's gone on for 21 pages? Holy hell... Australia exists, or Rick wouldn't say he's from Australia. Jeeze, was that so hard? :roll:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Scientist on January 15, 2007, 07:53:43 PM
you are the troll

just shut up
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: silvermoon on January 16, 2007, 03:37:28 AM
Quote from: "beast"
Do you realise that no FEers have taken part in this debate, except to dismiss it as an attempt to point score.

 Have you realized you are living on a piece of land that  cannot be Australia, because Australia doesnt exist?? Start to explore your isle, make observations, you  will sure find the truth, and join us at last  :wink:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: midgard on January 16, 2007, 03:57:07 AM
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
This shit's gone on for 21 pages? Holy hell... Australia exists, or Rick wouldn't say he's from Australia. Jeeze, was that so hard? :roll:


Unless he's been mislead all his life along with the rest of the population... or maybe he's part of an Australian conspiracy.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cmdshft on January 16, 2007, 03:58:18 AM
Then it would appear a lot of people here that say they are australian have been brainwashed!  :shock:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on January 16, 2007, 06:44:33 AM
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
Then it would appear a lot of people here that say they are australian have been brainwashed!  :shock:

So it would seem. It is also possible that some of them are federal agents, who are in on the conspiracy. Though I doubt anyone here is a fed, because they are trying to make the world aware of another one of the Governments schemes.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: daniel_is_not_flat on January 17, 2007, 09:26:32 AM
stop smoking that sh1t dude!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Sanirius on January 17, 2007, 10:30:10 AM
Maybe Australia is the lost island of Atlantis!  :shock:

They both start with an "A"....
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: MaC on January 18, 2007, 02:01:35 PM
So you really think austraila don't exist?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on January 18, 2007, 02:28:53 PM
Quote from: "MaC"
So you really think austraila don't exist?

Yes. Do you really think it does?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: daniel_is_not_flat on January 19, 2007, 03:48:38 AM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "MaC"
So you really think austraila don't exist?

Yes. Do you really think it does?




Now, what did I just tell you?
Quote from: "daniel_is_not_flat"
stop smoking that sh1t dude!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Nunquam on January 19, 2007, 03:59:10 PM
You can't be serious.

How could you believe that an entire continent with 20,555,300 people on it doesn't exist?

And why would you believe such a thing? Are those 20.5 million people non-existent as well?

Please tell me this is just a joke.

Edit: After looking through the thread, this does appear to be a joke. *sigh of relief*
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on January 19, 2007, 04:59:40 PM
Quote from: "Nunquam"
You can't be serious.

How could you believe that an entire continent with 20,555,300 people on it doesn't exist?

And why would you believe such a thing? Are those 20.5 million people non-existent as well?

No, they are simply being fooled by the government. They are not where they think they are.

Quote
Please tell me this is just a joke.

Edit: After looking through the thread, this does appear to be a joke. *sigh of relief*

No it is not a joke. I believe this as much as TheEngineer believes that the Earth is flat.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: RESOCR on January 19, 2007, 05:32:11 PM
now see, that brings the Engineer's belief of flat earth more into question than your seriousness.

I have been there, have had relatives move there, and keep active correspondence with someone who lives there, who is also on this site.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TheInspiration on January 20, 2007, 05:01:26 PM
Australia doesn't exist. The government plotted on the map because they ddin't want to map the massive warp which takes you back to the other side of Earth.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on January 20, 2007, 05:16:26 PM
Hmmm, maybe there really is a hole or something there...
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: daniel_is_not_flat on January 24, 2007, 03:23:50 AM
and it is IMPERATIVE to be hidden
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on January 24, 2007, 07:18:52 AM
Quote from: "daniel_is_not_flat"
and it is IMPERATIVE to be hidden

Well, if the government is really trying to hide what is on the other side of the planet, like a few here think, obviously they would want to hide what could be the easiest way to get to the other side of the planet.

Who knows, Australia, not the continent but the space it occupies on the Round Earth map, may be the source of the conspiracy.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Ezkerraldean on January 24, 2007, 07:25:27 AM
the USSR does not exist
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on January 24, 2007, 07:26:10 AM
Quote from: "Ezkerraldean"
the USSR does not exist

Great. Go make your own topic about it.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on January 25, 2007, 01:49:10 AM
Quote from: "theonlydann"
Where did they get those cute accents from? And where did British Prisoners go way back when?


Where do you think we got them from?

British prisoners were shipped off to the newly colonised "America"
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cmdshft on January 25, 2007, 12:59:03 PM
Quote from: "Rick_James"
British prisoners were shipped off to the newly colonised "America"


I thought it was "Australia"?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on January 25, 2007, 05:52:17 PM
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
Quote from: "Rick_James"
British prisoners were shipped off to the newly colonised "America"


I thought it was "Australia"?


Clearly if Australia didn't exist, they couldn't have sent prisoners there  :wink:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cmdshft on January 25, 2007, 05:53:30 PM
So is someone mistaking America for Australia?

Who could be that dumb? I might be American, but I'll still say that Aussie's freaking rule.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: joffenz on January 26, 2007, 12:42:09 PM
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
So is someone mistaking America for Australia?

Who could be that dumb? I might be American, but I'll still say that Aussie's freaking rule.


Wikipedia is your friend.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_colony#British_Empire

"The British used North America as a penal colony through the system of indentured servants. ...

When that avenue closed in the 1780s after the American Revolution, Britain began using parts of modern day Australia as penal colonies."
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cmdshft on January 26, 2007, 12:58:12 PM
Quote from: "cheesejoff"
Wikipedia is your friend.


I wish other's shared your insight to the Wiki.

Quote from: "cheesejoff"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_colony#British_Empire

"The British used North America as a penal colony through the system of indentured servants. ...

When that avenue closed in the 1780s after the American Revolution, Britain began using parts of modern day Australia as penal colonies."


Thank you for clearing that up.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Ascendant Justice on January 28, 2007, 03:32:06 AM
and why would someone say Australia not exist? If you look at any FE map, it clearly shows Australia :D Unless the guy who started this thread is in fact NOT an FE believer? :O
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: texta on January 28, 2007, 07:40:33 AM
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
Quote from: "cheesejoff"
Wikipedia is your friend.


I wish other's shared your insight to the Wiki.

Quote from: "cheesejoff"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_colony#British_Empire

"The British used North America as a penal colony through the system of indentured servants. ...

When that avenue closed in the 1780s after the American Revolution, Britain began using parts of modern day Australia as penal colonies."


Thank you for clearing that up.


Did you really not know that? Education these days has gone down the tube.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on January 28, 2007, 11:57:07 AM
Quote from: "Ascendant Justice"
and why would someone say Australia not exist? If you look at any FE map, it clearly shows Australia :D Unless the guy who started this thread is in fact NOT an FE believer? :O

Thats funny, its not on my map. :?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v483/Masterchief2219/earth.png)

And not all Flat Earthers believe the same things.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cmdshft on January 28, 2007, 09:09:24 PM
Quote from: "texta"
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
Quote from: "cheesejoff"
Wikipedia is your friend.


I wish other's shared your insight to the Wiki.

Quote from: "cheesejoff"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_colony#British_Empire

"The British used North America as a penal colony through the system of indentured servants. ...

When that avenue closed in the 1780s after the American Revolution, Britain began using parts of modern day Australia as penal colonies."


Thank you for clearing that up.


Did you really not know that? Education these days has gone down the tube.


I think I simply forgot. It's possible, you know.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Ascendant Justice on January 28, 2007, 10:39:36 PM
MasterChief's "Flat" Earth map shows some curvature. You can see it in the landmasses. I thought an FE was supposed to be Flat?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on January 29, 2007, 06:36:36 AM
Quote from: "Ascendant Justice"
MasterChief's "Flat" Earth map shows some curvature. You can see it in the landmasses. I thought an FE was supposed to be Flat?

This was made using a Round Earth map.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Ascendant Justice on January 29, 2007, 03:31:35 PM
Hmm, and please to explain why someone had that same map (I think Hara Taiki or someone else) and Australia WAS on that map, just under Indonesia where it always has been and always will be.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on January 29, 2007, 04:35:14 PM
Quote from: "Ascendant Justice"
Hmm, and please to explain why someone had that same map (I think Hara Taiki or someone else) and Australia WAS on that map, just under Indonesia where it always has been and always will be.

I made both maps myself. This one is supposed to represent my view of the Earth, and the other one is supposed to represent the FE view of the Earth.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cmdshft on January 29, 2007, 04:44:29 PM
BTW, the maps are pretty neat. How did you actually make them?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on January 29, 2007, 04:53:05 PM
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
BTW, the maps are pretty neat. How did you actually make them?

I just took a regular map in Photoshop, resized it to make it square, and then used the polar coordinates filter. It was really easy, but it makes the edges look a bit stretched.

In the one without Australia, I used the healing brush tool to remove it. It actually took a while to get it to look right.

With the High Res version I had to blur the ice wall a bit to get rid of the stretched look, and I had to use Liquify to fix Africa and that part of Antarctica that stuck our really far.

Really, it was all a lot easier than it sounds. :lol:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: DefinatelyNotCrazy on January 29, 2007, 04:58:19 PM
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/Believe-in-Believing/Australia.jpg)
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cmdshft on January 29, 2007, 05:54:10 PM
^Goddam win!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The_Earth_Does_Not_Exist on January 29, 2007, 08:02:41 PM
Quote from: "DefinatelyNotCrazy"
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/Believe-in-Believing/Australia.jpg)

awesome
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Nomad on January 29, 2007, 08:06:15 PM
Why the hell does Australia have a Bronx accent?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: DefinatelyNotCrazy on January 30, 2007, 05:59:44 AM
Because I said so.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Nomad on January 30, 2007, 10:20:19 AM
I took the liberty of making a more accurate portrayal of Australia.

(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3528/australiatw9.jpg)
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: DefinatelyNotCrazy on January 30, 2007, 10:34:52 AM
Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
I took the liberty of making a more accurate portrayal of Australia.

(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3528/australiatw9.jpg)
'

That's racist. Furthermore, the quote doesn't even fit the expression. If you're going to 'shop my stuff, at least do a better job, tripple-chins.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Nomad on January 30, 2007, 10:37:40 AM
Why does everyone assume I'm the person in my avatar?

And that's not plagiarizing your work.  If I claimed I did the work, that would be plagiarism.  I merely edited it to be more accurate.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: DefinatelyNotCrazy on January 30, 2007, 10:39:54 AM
Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
Why does everyone assume I'm the person in my avatar?

And that's not plagiarizing your work.  If I claimed I did the work, that would be plagiarism.  I merely edited it to be more accurate.


Never said "plagiarize." I said "shop," as in "photoshop." This isn't even worthy of being called "plagiarized."

And what are you doing, monitering this thread? Making sure you catch it if someone replies to your 'shoppage?

Edit: And why would you be looking for accuracy in a cartoon, ya weenie? Accuracy should never find its way into cartoons, and if it ever did, it should be shot on sight.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cmdshft on January 30, 2007, 10:44:43 AM
Nomad doesn't make mistakes. You had to have said "plagiarized" for him to have said it.

And judging from the fact that you had to edit your post, I'll say that you changed the wording, and no matter what you say now, you're officially a liar.

There is no defeating my logic on this one.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: DefinatelyNotCrazy on January 30, 2007, 10:46:01 AM
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
Nomad doesn't make mistakes. You had to have said "plagiarized" for him to have said it.

And judging from the fact that you had to edit your post, I'll say that you changed the wording, and no matter what you say now, you're officially a liar.


You guys take all the fun out of living. I slaved over a piping hot photoshop, and how am I repaid? By a nomad who's NOT EVEN A REAL NOMAD editing my work and acting like the queen of france. I'll tell you something, Nomie, you're not fat enough to fill her shoes.

Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
And judging from the fact that you had to edit your post, I'll say that you changed the wording, and no matter what you say now, you're officially a liar.

Hear that, fellas? I'm a liar! Oh, man. You totally told me, man. TOTALLY. I now require a spanking, so that the punishment may be complete.

Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
There is no defeating my logic on this one.

so... i herd u leik mudkips
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Nomad on January 30, 2007, 10:51:04 AM
Quote from: "DefinatelyNotCrazy"
Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
Why does everyone assume I'm the person in my avatar?

And that's not plagiarizing your work.  If I claimed I did the work, that would be plagiarism.  I merely edited it to be more accurate.


Never said "plagiarize." I said "shop," as in "photoshop." This isn't even worthy of being called "plagiarized."


Don't lie, you did say that.  When I posted my reply you had removed all but "That's Racist," and when I came back you had added more.

Quote from: "DefinitelyCrazy"
And what are you doing, monitering this thread? Making sure you catch it if someone replies to your 'shoppage?

Edit: And why would you be looking for accuracy in a cartoon, ya weenie? Accuracy should never find its way into cartoons, and if it ever did, it should be shot on sight.


Monitering[sic.] this thread?  I can't be online and reply to people who happen to reply to me?

A New York Australia just simply isn't funny.  Sorry.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: DefinatelyNotCrazy on January 30, 2007, 10:56:59 AM
Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
Don't lie, you did say that.  When I posted my reply you had removed all but "That's Racist," and when I came back you had added more.

Uh-oh! You caught me, man. You caught me.

Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
Monitering[sic.] this thread?  I can't be online and reply to people who happen to reply to me?

You should be outside, at a job, or getting a life.

Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
A New York Australia just simply isn't funny.  Sorry.

What if it were saturated in meaningless gamer jokes and computer nerd peudo-humor? Would it be funny then?

Humor's subjective. So yes, it could be funny. Yes, yes, a thousand times yes, no matter what you say. So there. Nyeh.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cmdshft on January 30, 2007, 10:58:52 AM
Quote from: "DNC"
I now require a spanking, so that the punishment may be complete.


Good, I hope that you like it rough...  :twisted:

Quote from: "DNC"
so... i herd u leik mudkips


4chan. :roll:

gb2/7chan/
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: DefinatelyNotCrazy on January 30, 2007, 10:59:13 AM
THREAD HIJACK!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: DefinatelyNotCrazy on January 30, 2007, 11:05:31 AM
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
Quote from: "DNC"
I now require a spanking, so that the punishment may be complete.


Good, I hope that you like it rough...  :twisted:


I want the spiked paddle.

And keep the mask on this time.

Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
4chan. :roll:

gb2/7chan/


Hold my hand. It's scary in there.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cmdshft on January 30, 2007, 11:11:20 AM
Quote from: "DefinatelyNotCrazy"
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
Quote from: "DNC"
I now require a spanking, so that the punishment may be complete.


Good, I hope that you like it rough...  :twisted:


I want the spiked paddle.

And keep the mask on this time.

Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
4chan. :roll:

gb2/7chan/


Hold my hand. It's scary in there.


You want the silver or gold star treatment?

and 4chan > allotherchan's
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: DefinatelyNotCrazy on January 30, 2007, 11:26:37 AM
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
Quote from: "DefinatelyNotCrazy"
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
Quote from: "DNC"
I now require a spanking, so that the punishment may be complete.


Good, I hope that you like it rough...  :twisted:


I want the spiked paddle.

And keep the mask on this time.

Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
4chan. :roll:

gb2/7chan/


Hold my hand. It's scary in there.


You want the silver or gold star treatment?

and 4chan = HORRIBLE, WRITHING TENTACLE MONSTERS WITH NOSTRILS FILLED WITH SCUD MISSLES AND GRANDMA HAIR!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cmdshft on January 30, 2007, 11:39:25 AM
Don't forget meatspin.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cmdshft on January 30, 2007, 11:45:38 AM
Um, if you want to spam, (which I would gladly join in on) let's move it to Angry whatever the hell and spam there.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on January 30, 2007, 01:16:49 PM
Quote from: "DefinatelyNotCrazy"
THREAD HIJACK!

The Conspiracy is trying to silence me! :shock:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: BOGWarrior89 on January 30, 2007, 01:22:21 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "DefinatelyNotCrazy"
THREAD HIJACK!

The Conspiracy is trying to silence me! :shock:


I recently had this idea of joining with the username "The Conspiracy".
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: icthyosis on January 30, 2007, 03:36:39 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.


Are you serious?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: midgard on January 31, 2007, 06:07:13 AM
Quote from: "icthyosis"
Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: icthyosis on January 31, 2007, 06:20:01 AM
Quote from: "midgard"
Quote from: "icthyosis"
Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.


Are you serious?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: midgard on January 31, 2007, 06:23:46 AM
Quote from: "icthyosis"
Quote from: "midgard"
Quote from: "icthyosis"
Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.


Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: icthyosis on January 31, 2007, 06:31:42 AM
Quote from: "midgard"
Quote from: "icthyosis"
Quote from: "midgard"
Quote from: "icthyosis"
Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.


Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.


For real real?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on January 31, 2007, 06:42:41 AM
Quote from: "icthyosis"
Quote from: "midgard"
Quote from: "icthyosis"
Quote from: "midgard"
Quote from: "icthyosis"
Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.


Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.


For real real?


Not for play play.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The_Earth_Does_Not_Exist on January 31, 2007, 10:56:59 AM
Quote from: "theonlydann"
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Quote from: "icthyosis"
Quote from: "midgard"
Quote from: "icthyosis"
Quote from: "midgard"
Quote from: "icthyosis"
Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.


Are you serious?


Of course, everybody on this website is.


For real real?


Not for play play.



FOH SHIZZLE? DAMNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

(http://www.etchy.org/images/dyn/4844.jpg)
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: m4a1_assassin on January 31, 2007, 05:59:03 PM
wow... i have nothing to say about the stupidity of this thread. ive actually went to australia when i was about 17. are you saying that i was boarded on an airplane and went to a magical land of unicorns or some shit like that? are you really saying that every picture taken in australia is a lie, even those of cities. this thread makes me sad to call myself a human
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: midgard on February 01, 2007, 04:15:27 AM
Quote from: "m4a1_assassin"
wow... i have nothing to say about the stupidity of this thread. ive actually went to australia when i was about 17. are you saying that i was boarded on an airplane and went to a magical land of unicorns or some shit like that?


There's no unicorns in "Australia"! Sheez, how stupid are you? You went to a place that people told you was "Australia" but it doesn't actually exist - there's not giant island at the end of indonesia.

Quote from: "m4a1_assassin"
are you really saying that every picture taken in australia is a lie, even those of cities.


No, only the photos that depict the whole of Australia (ie satellite photos). But we already know those photos are faked by the conspiracy anyway.

Quote from: "m4a1_assassin"
this thread makes me sad to call myself a human


I'm sure nobody would object if you stopped calling yourself human.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 01, 2007, 05:08:50 AM
Quote from: "m4a1_assassin"
are you saying that i was boarded on an airplane and went to a magical land of unicorns or some shit like that?

I don't know, did you see any unicorns?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 03, 2007, 10:44:32 AM
Oops, posted this in the wrong topic. :roll:

I just got this email, and it made my day. :lol:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v483/Masterchief2219/warning.png)

It's obviously not real, but it is still funny as hell.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Minimalist on February 03, 2007, 01:06:51 PM
If Australia never existed then I would never had my ass bitten by a raving poisonous snake that was crawling under a park bench (and that one tooth broke off and left in my ass cheek didn't exist also I guess) nor do my relatives with the non-existing funny accent exist either... XD
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 03, 2007, 04:27:29 PM
Funny?  :shock:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cmdshft on February 03, 2007, 04:44:18 PM
Not.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: soadrocker856 on February 03, 2007, 11:57:37 PM
Hmm. Australia doesn't exist. ORLY?

-My cousin goes to middle school in Australia.
-My World History teacher has gone to the Great Barrier Reef.
-My dad has been to the Great Barrier Reef a numerous amount of times.
-I have been there when I was 8.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: BOGWarrior89 on February 04, 2007, 12:00:36 AM
Quote from: "soadrocker856"
Hmm. Australia doesn't exist. ORLY?

-My cousin goes to middle school in Australia.
-My World History teacher has gone to the Great Barrier Reef.
-My dad has been to the Great Barrier Reef a numerous amount of times.
-I have been there when I was 8.


How do you know that you really went to Australia and not somewhere else?  Do you have some sort of ancestrial memory that holds information about Australia?

Plus, how can we trust you?  You could be lying.  You are not a credible source.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: SPrinkZ on February 04, 2007, 12:02:12 AM
Quote from: "BOGWarrior89"
Quote from: "soadrocker856"
Hmm. Australia doesn't exist. ORLY?

-My cousin goes to middle school in Australia.
-My World History teacher has gone to the Great Barrier Reef.
-My dad has been to the Great Barrier Reef a numerous amount of times.
-I have been there when I was 8.


How do you know that you really went to Australia and not somewhere else?  Do you have some sort of ancestral memory that holds information about Australia?

Plus, how can we trust you?  You could be lying.  You are not a credible source.


BOG is right. You're probably just a poor deluded fool. I mean crap, don't you also believe the world is round? You seem pretty gullible.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: soadrocker856 on February 04, 2007, 12:06:54 AM
Oh what, and MasterCheif is a credible source? How do we know he isn't just spouting bullshit for the hell of it? He has no proof that Australia doesn't exist.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 04, 2007, 05:30:30 AM
Quote from: "soadrocker856"
-My cousin goes to middle school in Australia.



Impossible. I live in the place portrayed as Australia, and there is no such thing as middle school.  :D
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: il0vepez on February 04, 2007, 09:40:17 AM
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Quote from: "soadrocker856"
-My cousin goes to middle school in Australia.



Impossible. I live in the place portrayed as Australia, and there is no such thing as middle school.  :D


You can smoke joints on the street in Canberra.  It is awesome.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: BOGWarrior89 on February 04, 2007, 11:44:16 AM
Quote from: "soadrocker856"
He has no proof that Australia doesn't exist.


How does one prove something to not exist?  Once you show the person it doesn't exist, they don't believe you.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 04, 2007, 04:35:22 PM
Quote from: "il0vepez"

You can smoke joints on the street in Canberra.  It is awesome.



LOL! I wish mate! Pot is not legalised in Canberra, only de-criminalised - so you still get in trouble (Usually fines etc) but you don't go to jail unless you have a fairly substansial amount (more than yo should be carrying around on you anyway).
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 05, 2007, 01:51:10 PM
Email number two from Mr. JWS of the SIS. I'm responding here just in case jws@sis.gov.uk is a real email address. :lol:

Quote from: "jws@sis.gov.uk"
Don't think we're playing around. Announce on the flat earth forums
that it was all a joke. Don't think that emails are our only course
of action.

jws xxx

Okay then, I'll humor you. Prove to me that you are from the SIS and I will pretend I never discovered the truth about Australia.

And if you are not, are you aware that posing as a Federal Agent is a serious offense?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: soadrocker856 on February 05, 2007, 02:57:29 PM
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Quote from: "soadrocker856"
-My cousin goes to middle school in Australia.



Impossible. I live in the place portrayed as Australia, and there is no such thing as middle school.  :D


I don't know what it's called there. Here it would be called middle school.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Zulroth on February 05, 2007, 05:50:51 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Email number two from Mr. JWS of the SIS. I'm responding here just in case jws@sis.gov.uk is a real email address. :lol:

Quote from: "jws@sis.gov.uk"
Don't think we're playing around. Announce on the flat earth forums
that it was all a joke. Don't think that emails are our only course
of action.

jws xxx

Okay then, I'll humor you. Prove to me that you are from the SIS and I will pretend I never discovered the truth about Australia.

And if you are not, are you aware that posing as a Federal Agent is a serious offense?


God, if you're there, please smite this man.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: BOGWarrior89 on February 05, 2007, 05:52:31 PM
Quote from: "Zulroth"
God, if you're there, please smite this man.


Yeah, because God has to answer to you.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Zulroth on February 05, 2007, 05:54:29 PM
no, infact, he never does. which is good, I think. if you talk to God, your religious, but if God talks to you, you're insane.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: BOGWarrior89 on February 05, 2007, 06:00:54 PM
Quote from: "Zulroth"
if you talk to God, your religious, but if God talks to you, you're insane.


Sigged!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Zulroth on February 05, 2007, 06:01:53 PM
Cool! :D
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 06, 2007, 09:09:37 AM
Quote from: "jws@sis.gov.uk"
I like you justin, but you should be careful.

jws
xxx

Thanks Mr. JWS. I like me too. :D
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Zulroth on February 06, 2007, 06:47:26 PM
Drink some cyanide, and you can make the world a better place, MC!

Better yet, why don't all flat earth belivers drink some cyanide?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Brylian on February 06, 2007, 11:50:23 PM
But... I've lived in Australia all my life....

Mew...
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: BOGWarrior89 on February 06, 2007, 11:54:55 PM
Quote from: "Brylian"
But... I've lived in Australia all my life....

Mew...


That makes you a government agent, thus making you freakin' awesome!

Be more optimistic!  It keeps you from seeing the bad (like Hitler's rise to power, for example)!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Brylian on February 07, 2007, 12:00:11 AM
Quote from: "BOGWarrior89"
Quote from: "Brylian"
But... I've lived in Australia all my life....

Mew...


That makes you a government agent, thus making you freakin' awesome!



YAY! I'm a mass oppressor! :D
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: BOGWarrior89 on February 07, 2007, 12:25:13 AM
Quote from: "Brylian"
Quote from: "BOGWarrior89"
Quote from: "Brylian"
But... I've lived in Australia all my life....

Mew...


That makes you a government agent, thus making you freakin' awesome!



YAY! I'm a mass oppressor! :D


Not really, that just makes you a conspiracy operator; a super-spy, if you will.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Brylian on February 07, 2007, 01:45:41 AM
Quote from: "BOGWarrior89"
Quote from: "Brylian"
Quote from: "BOGWarrior89"
Quote from: "Brylian"
But... I've lived in Australia all my life....

Mew...


That makes you a government agent, thus making you freakin' awesome!



YAY! I'm a mass oppressor! :D


Not really, that just makes you a conspiracy operator; a super-spy, if you will.


Aww....but I like oppressing people.... *sniff*
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Zulroth on February 07, 2007, 04:58:05 PM
okay, my friend, she's sixteen and she lives in austrailia. don't give me bullshit like she's an agent, because I've known her SINCE I WAS BORN.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Nomad on February 07, 2007, 04:59:31 PM
I applaud you for keeping up with this, Chiefy.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Zulroth on February 07, 2007, 05:04:04 PM
but he must be a government agent too, becuase he belives america doesn't exist and he lives there. or he's just has no life, which I'm leaning to.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 07, 2007, 05:21:19 PM
Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
I applaud you for keeping up with this, Chiefy.

Keeping up with what?

Quote
but he must be a government agent too, becuase he belives america doesn't exist and he lives there.

I never claimed America didn't exist.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 07, 2007, 05:23:35 PM
Quote from: "Zulroth"
okay, my friend, she's sixteen and she lives in austrailia. don't give me bullshit like she's an agent, because I've known her SINCE I WAS BORN.



She's only under the delusion she lives in Australia. Like me.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cmdshft on February 07, 2007, 05:43:26 PM
But if you know it is a delusion, then it isn't a delusion anymore, is it?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 07, 2007, 06:09:24 PM
Sorry, like I was, until this thread opened my eyes.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cmdshft on February 07, 2007, 06:39:42 PM
Good boy.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Zulroth on February 08, 2007, 12:39:50 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
I applaud you for keeping up with this, Chiefy.

Keeping up with what?

Quote
but he must be a government agent too, becuase he belives america doesn't exist and he lives there.

I never claimed America didn't exist.


your right! its master chief without all the numbers! anyway, good faggot, I'm permabanning myself so I don't get the temptation to waste my hours bickering with rambling Idiots. so, goodbye :Dbroken.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: i ducked your mom on February 08, 2007, 12:41:34 PM
HAHA you guys are smart! If you actually believe that austraillia doesnt exist then your a retard! :lol:
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: BOGWarrior89 on February 08, 2007, 01:56:36 PM
Quote from: "i ducked your mom"
HAHA you guys are smart! If you actually believe that austraillia doesnt exist then your a retard! :lol:


Prove to him that it doesn't, or do you have any logical reasoning skills?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Zulroth on February 08, 2007, 06:53:16 PM
alright, I want proof.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Doggy_McDodo on February 11, 2007, 02:04:44 AM
If Australia doesn't exist, where am I posting from? *house and everything in it falls into a black hole* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 11, 2007, 02:09:00 AM
Quote from: "Zulroth"
alright, I want proof.


What happened to banning yourself? :(
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Doggy_McDodo on February 11, 2007, 02:13:13 AM
In other news:

OMG, WTF! U PPL R RTARDS, ASTRILIA TLLY DUS NT EXST! TE ERTH S FAT! THE MOON IS, LKE, A GIANT RCK!

Seriously. What would be the point of making up an entire country? What possible benefits could there be? Don't say 'money' and 'power'. You waste money on a scheme like this, there is no possible way to earn money from it. And power? What power? Oh my god, this country exists! Yep, I might go there on holiday someday. In the meantime, I think I'll visit somewhere closer. Maybe Florida (if you live in the USA) or Vienna (Europe) or China (Asia). Both the advantage and disadvantage of living in Australia is that you are no where near anything. Y'know, because Australia doesn't exist. Not because we're really far South or anything.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 12, 2007, 07:50:28 AM
Quote from: "Doggy_McDodo"
Seriously. What would be the point of making up an entire country?

We can only speculate. The government is probably trying to hide what is actually there.

Quote
You waste money on a scheme like this, there is no possible way to earn money from it.

Of course, because you can not think of a way, it must not be possible.

Quote
Yep, I might go there on holiday someday.

No you won't. You will go to the place people think is Australia. The government will fly you to a different location on the Earth, and tell you it is Australia.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: [][][] on February 12, 2007, 03:03:49 PM
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/1497/notaustraliagf6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Zulroth on February 12, 2007, 04:49:59 PM
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Quote from: "Zulroth"
alright, I want proof.


What happened to banning yourself? :(


Like FUCK! Why wont they ban my and my IP adress yet??
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 12, 2007, 05:02:18 PM
We can if you really like. A better way to exit would be simply to stop posting.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 17, 2007, 03:45:56 PM
Hahahah!  You're all fooled.  This thread was placed here by an Australian Government Agency to try and fool you all (successfully by the looks of it) into believing that America exists, when anyone with more than an ounce of usable brain matter can see that the over-the-top lampoon that purports to be the USA couldn't possibly exist in real life.  It's just far too ridiculous to have any place in reality.

Supposedly American TV shows that we get "imported" here are merely the tip of the iceberg of evidence that it is a stupid assertion that anything that outlandishly absurd could possibly actually exist in reality.

Wake up to yourselves, people!
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 17, 2007, 04:00:37 PM
Quote from: "Agbeard"
Hahahah!  You're all fooled.  This thread was placed here by an Australian Government Agency to try and fool you all (successfully by the looks of it) into believing that America exists, when anyone with more than an ounce of usable brain matter can see that the over-the-top lampoon that purports to be the USA couldn't possibly exist in real life.  It's just far too ridiculous to have any place in reality.

Supposedly American TV shows that we get "imported" here are merely the tip of the iceberg of evidence that it is a stupid assertion that anything that outlandishly absurd could possibly actually exist in reality.

Wake up to yourselves, people!

Thats nice. There is a thread claiming that America doesn't exist, and in case you haven't noticed, it is not this one.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 17, 2007, 09:18:51 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"

Thats nice. There is a thread claiming that America doesn't exist, and in case you haven't noticed, it is not this one.

Heheh.  Is now.   :D
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: DoesThinkingHurtYourBrain on February 18, 2007, 02:41:31 AM
Let us assume for a minute that Australia does not exist, but rather an alternate location that various people experience as Australia when they go for a visit. Since none of you have been able to suggest the exact location of this Australian mimication site let us place it for now in an arbitrary position, say between the Indian and Pacific Oceans (there's lots of space there anyway).

Is it possible that reality and conspiracy have met?

"I don't know what we're yelling about!!!"
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 18, 2007, 09:52:10 AM
Quote from: "DoesThinkingHurtYourBrain"
Let us assume for a minute that Australia does not exist, but rather an alternate location that various people experience as Australia when they go for a visit. Since none of you have been able to suggest the exact location of this Australian mimication site let us place it for now in an arbitrary position, say between the Indian and Pacific Oceans (there's lots of space there anyway).

That is more or less what I have been saying for the last few pages. If the government is hiding something wherever Australia is supposed to be, nobody will ever find it because millions of people think they are there, have been there, or know people who have been there. Nobody has any reason to explore that particular part of the Earth.

If the government truly wants to hide something the size of a continent, this would be a very realistic and almost foolproof way of hiding it.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: MooBs on February 18, 2007, 10:00:23 AM
Can I ask how do u know Europe exists? Thanks.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Wolfwood on February 18, 2007, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "DoesThinkingHurtYourBrain"
Let us assume for a minute that Australia does not exist, but rather an alternate location that various people experience as Australia when they go for a visit. Since none of you have been able to suggest the exact location of this Australian mimication site let us place it for now in an arbitrary position, say between the Indian and Pacific Oceans (there's lots of space there anyway).

That is more or less what I have been saying for the last few pages. If the government is hiding something wherever Australia is supposed to be, nobody will ever find it because millions of people think they are there, have been there, or know people who have been there. Nobody has any reason to explore that particular part of the Earth.

If the government truly wants to hide something the size of a continent, this would be a very realistic and almost foolproof way of hiding it.


So this is kinda-sorta the opposite of the Truman show... Or possibly the exact same thing.

Everyone in Australia has been born and raised there without ever realizing that Australia as they know it doesn't exist?

You know for this forums single dumbest thread in existence... This is a bit more interesting then previously assumed.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 18, 2007, 12:19:39 PM
Quote from: "Wolfwood"
So this is kinda-sorta the opposite of the Truman show... Or possibly the exact same thing.

Everyone in Australia has been born and raised there without ever realizing that Australia as they know it doesn't exist?

You know for this forums single dumbest thread in existence... This is a bit more interesting then previously assumed.

Do you really think this is the dumbest thread on the forum? I am honored. :D

Quote
Can I ask how do u know Europe exists? Thanks.

It would be too hard for the government to fake a continent or country that is connected to so many other places. The only way to get to Australia is by plane or boat, two forms of transportation which could easily be regulated by the government. You can get into Europe from any of its bordering countries by car, which can not easily be regulated without people noticing.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Wolfwood on February 18, 2007, 12:26:40 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "Wolfwood"
So this is kinda-sorta the opposite of the Truman show... Or possibly the exact same thing.

Everyone in Australia has been born and raised there without ever realizing that Australia as they know it doesn't exist?

You know for this forums single dumbest thread in existence... This is a bit more interesting then previously assumed.

Do you really think this is the dumbest thread on the forum? I am honored. :D

Quote
Can I ask how do u know Europe exists? Thanks.

It would be too hard for the government to fake a continent or country that is connected to so many other places. The only way to get to Australia is by plane or boat, two forms of transportation which could easily be regulated by the government. You can get into Europe from any of its bordering countries by car, which can not easily be regulated without people noticing.


Well the idea that a conspiracy could hide an entire continent is preposterous!

But when you really think about it, it isn't that hard at all.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 18, 2007, 01:23:37 PM
Quote from: "Wolfwood"
Well the idea that a conspiracy could hide an entire continent is preposterous!

But when you really think about it, it isn't that hard at all.

That is what makes it so easy to do. Because the idea is so insane, the government would have absolutely no trouble pulling it off, because nobody would expect it. Even if someone mildly suspected what is happening, they would just brush it off because the idea is so crazy. And because the mind has so much trouble letting go of things it believes to be fact, I am having a lot of trouble convincing people of the truth.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 18, 2007, 10:14:54 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
The only way to get to Australia is by plane or boat...

Nonsense!  I'm here, and I didn't get here by either of those methods.  Your argument is merely further proof that it's America that doesn't exist.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 19, 2007, 05:51:30 AM
Quote from: "Agbeard"
Nonsense!  I'm here, and I didn't get here by either of those methods.  Your argument is merely further proof that it's America that doesn't exist.

Sure, you can be born there. But that is even worse, because you have no idea if you are where your parents tell you that you are.
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 19, 2007, 12:45:16 PM
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Sure, you can be born there. But that is even worse, because you have no idea if you are where your parents tell you that you are.

*Holds mirror up to Masterchief.*
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: attackofts2uk on February 19, 2007, 01:00:04 PM
If it doesnt exist, how come I live there?
Title: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Wolfwood on February 19, 2007, 02:10:49 PM
Quote from: "attackofts2uk"
If it doesnt exist, how come I live there?


Truman lived in his pretty little town for the longest time before realizing it was a lie.

And yes it is a movie but I often find similarities between movie and life.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: attackofts2uk on February 20, 2007, 09:07:32 AM
Oh please, every year I go back and forth from the UK to Australia. Nothing is stopping me, I don't 'boat' over so sharks and coral reef's don't mind me.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: midgard on February 20, 2007, 09:29:33 AM
Go hogs!!! Okay, that looks like hogs but it's supposed to be "hoags"
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 20, 2007, 02:53:30 PM
Yah. Go to HELL you mean. Stupid ass crocodile dundee 4... wtf was he thinking??? Isnt that one bad... Silver Chair... from Aussieville? they were ok... In a this is what hanson would look like if they were a rock group kinda way.


Oh my I think I'm going to have to stab you in your ignorant face.... As much as Silverchair have gone to crap, they're miles above Hanson, and are by no means the "one band" from Aussieville  >:(

and you deserved Hoag's for unleashing Don Lane onto us :P
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 20, 2007, 04:02:18 PM
Air Supply? I don't think that was us mate....

Your lack of knowledge of (good) Australian Music is detrimental to you, your family, and your entire country.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 20, 2007, 04:09:10 PM
Im pretty sure Air Supply was you. Who is to say savage Garden isnt good? I love me some savage garden! Arent they like... the best selling Aussie duo ever?

I'm semi-sure Air Supply wasn't us. And I'm too lazy to look it up.

Savage garden suck. So does Darren Hayes solo stuff.

They were nowhere near our biggest selling anything, except maybe biggest selling douches.

THEY SUCK.

I beg you to check out some decent Australian Music.

Here's a good website to kick you off: http://www.triplej.net.au
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 20, 2007, 04:41:31 PM

The fact that you have heard and know darren hayes... means you suck. and ill check out any music you give me. Dann <3 music! But seriosuly... Theyre like fNysnc over there... theyve sold like 10 million cds...

Edit: yeah... Air Supply is Aussievilles fault.


It's hard not to have heard of a loser popstar. I'm sure you've heard of Britney before without actually indulging in any of her music. If you American's bought their records, we can't be held responsible. They're success, it's fair to say, was short lived in Australia.

Were you sad the day they broke up?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 20, 2007, 04:52:05 PM
they broke up??? :-( well now im sad. ANd i indulge into britneys music ALL THE TIME! and she is... crazy. Now Christina... thats a woman...


 ;D awww no more savage garden! No if only britney would break up... into pieces! Zing!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 20, 2007, 05:02:17 PM

 I heard on the radio that she IS breaking up into pieces. Apprently she shaved her freakin head. What is the world coming to when popstar women shave their heads!!! :-( maybe she can just... yah know... die.

I think once the media frenzy dies down, you'll find she actually did it for charity.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 20, 2007, 05:06:13 PM
I dunno. Im sure that would be a good PR move... even if she didnt... who knows. ALl i know... is id still hit that... bald or not! WOOT! Wigs are cool

There was footage of her on the news last night with a shocking wig on.

I kinda lost all interest in Britney when she displayed more interest in her saving her cocktail from dropping to the ground, rather than her baby.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 20, 2007, 05:17:08 PM
or at least get your beefcake bodyguard to hold the poor child while you finish your martini  :D
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Jesus_is_REAL on February 20, 2007, 06:33:24 PM
Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

WTF!? Are you joking, I hope you are. So millions of people who live in Australia are ALL secret agenst. What about Sydney Australia where the Olympics where held, just some secret agents running track? What about the Emmy's, CPL World Tour. Ya buddy your not "leet skeet" <--- Copyrighted 2007.LatinCrusader.

Here's his cousin.

(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5820/stevegherkindw8.th.jpg) (http://img338.imageshack.us/my.php?image=stevegherkindw8.jpg)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Jesus_is_REAL on February 20, 2007, 06:37:46 PM
Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

WTF!? Are you joking, I hope you are. So millions of people who live in Australia are ALL secret agenst. What about Sydney Australia where the Olympics where held, just some secret agents running track? What about the Emmy's, CPL World Tour. Ya buddy your not "leet skeet" <--- Copyrighted 2007.LatinCrusader.

Here's his cousin.

(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5820/stevegherkindw8.th.jpg) (http://img338.imageshack.us/my.php?image=stevegherkindw8.jpg)
i bet you are fat.

Wooo, I'm 17 and weigh 125 biach. Run track, X-Crountry, and basketball. I bet you like men! :D
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 20, 2007, 07:31:55 PM
Oi! Don't try and lump the Emmy's onto us! We may not have a real country, but we didn't have anything to do with them  ;D
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Midnight on February 21, 2007, 01:57:34 AM
The first verified case of a faked, staged, or falsely shown photo was that of one exhibited at the Worlds Fair way back in the day. Denied.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 21, 2007, 02:24:50 AM
Wooo, I'm 17 and weigh 125 biach. Run track, X-Crountry, and basketball. I bet you like men! :D
Geez, I'm only 115kg, and I thought I was fat!  Or is "biach" some obscure unit of mass?  ;)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 21, 2007, 09:41:04 AM
WTF!? Are you joking, I hope you are. So millions of people who live in Australia are ALL secret agenst. What about Sydney Australia where the Olympics where held, just some secret agents running track? What about the Emmy's, CPL World Tour.
There is still a continent of Australia, it just isn't where you think it is.

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Ya buddy your not "leet skeet" <--- Copyrighted 2007.LatinCrusader.
You can have that saying. That is the lamest thing I have ever read, and that is saying a lot as I am on a forum full of round earthers.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: someguy25 on February 21, 2007, 11:58:05 AM
Ive been to Australia its a real place
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 21, 2007, 02:25:59 PM
The first verified case of a faked, staged, or falsely shown photo was that of one exhibited at the Worlds Fair way back in the day. Denied.
SO that proves that the first fake photo was uncovered then. not that that was the first faked photo.


Exactly. (you beat me to it dann :P)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 21, 2007, 09:29:51 PM
WTF!? Are you joking, I hope you are. So millions of people who live in Australia are ALL secret agenst. What about Sydney Australia where the Olympics where held, just some secret agents running track? What about the Emmy's, CPL World Tour.
There is still a continent of Australia, it just isn't where you think it is.
It's precisely where I think it is -- under my feet.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Midnight on February 22, 2007, 02:51:30 AM
WTF!? Are you joking, I hope you are. So millions of people who live in Australia are ALL secret agenst. What about Sydney Australia where the Olympics where held, just some secret agents running track? What about the Emmy's, CPL World Tour.
There is still a continent of Australia, it just isn't where you think it is.
It's precisely where I think it is -- under my feet.

Next to Springheeled Jack.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: someguy25 on February 23, 2007, 11:42:00 AM
Ive been to Australia its a real place
Liar. You THINK you have.

Oh and i suppose i 'thought' england was thrased in the ashes.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 23, 2007, 12:01:29 PM
Ive been to Australia its a real place
Liar. You THINK you have.

Oh and i suppose i 'thought' england was thrased in the ashes.
Oh, that bit was definitely real!   :)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: El_Rooto on February 23, 2007, 06:45:24 PM
Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

Dude you are an idiot.

are you like an American?

(I live in Sydney, and I'm relatively sure Australia exists.)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 23, 2007, 07:01:26 PM
Dude you are an idiot.
Yes, I must be, because I don't believe the same things you believe. ::)

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are you like an American?
I don't see what that has to do with my beliefs, or my intelligence...

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(I live in Sydney, and I'm relatively sure Australia exists.)
Are you? How are you sure that you are in Australia? How do you know that the continent is the shape the maps show you? How do you know that it is located where maps show it is? How do you know it is not on the other side of the world?

You "know" that Australia is south east of Asia because you have been told so. You "know" the shape of Australia because you have seen it on a map. And you believe these things simply because you trust your sources. Now what if your sources are lying, or mistaken?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: El_Rooto on February 23, 2007, 07:37:23 PM
Dude you are an idiot.
Yes, I must be, because I don't believe the same things you believe. ::)

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are you like an American?
I don't see what that has to do with my beliefs, or my intelligence...

Quote
(I live in Sydney, and I'm relatively sure Australia exists.)
Are you? How are you sure that you are in Australia? How do you know that the continent is the shape the maps show you? How do you know that it is located where maps show it is? How do you know it is not on the other side of the world?

You "know" that Australia is south east of Asia because you have been told so. You "know" the shape of Australia because you have seen it on a map. And you believe these things simply because you trust your sources. Now what if your sources are lying, or mistaken?

Ive Flown to most islands in the south pacific, i flew over water.

Ive flown to south east asia, we headed in the correct direction.

Ive flown to LA, and i didnt fall of the end of the earth.

Ive flown from Sydney to Johannesburg, we flew via the antarctic ice shelf as it was shorter. According to your model we would have fallen off the end of the earth or the trip would have taken longer.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 23, 2007, 09:09:17 PM
Ive Flown to most islands in the south pacific, i flew over water.
Yes, 70% of our planet is covered in water. How are you sure that the water you were traveling over is the water you think it is?

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Ive flown to south east asia, we headed in the correct direction.
How do you know? Are you saying that there is no possible way they could have mislead or misinformed you? Or is it just that you can not think of a way that they could have mislead or misinformed you? Or maybe you just don't want to believe that you were.

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Ive flown to LA, and i didnt fall of the end of the earth.

Ive flown from Sydney to Johannesburg, we flew via the antarctic ice shelf as it was shorter. According to your model we would have fallen off the end of the earth or the trip would have taken longer.
The Flat Earth Theory is a completely separate theory. Even if the Earth was round, which it isn't, Australia could still be located in a different place.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 23, 2007, 09:45:48 PM
are you like an American?
I don't see what that has to do with my beliefs, or my intelligence...

Well, you wouldn't, would you... I mean, you think you live in this fictitious place called "America."
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Midnight on February 24, 2007, 12:40:00 AM
are you like an American?
I don't see what that has to do with my beliefs, or my intelligence...

Well, you wouldn't, would you... I mean, you think you live in this fictitious place called "America."

I must locate this mystical realm!  :o
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 24, 2007, 03:05:38 AM
I must locate this mystical realm!  :o
You can't;  it doesn't exist!   ;D
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: beast on February 24, 2007, 03:14:18 AM
Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

Dude you are an idiot.

are you like an American?

(I live in Sydney, and I'm relatively sure Australia exists.)

Dude, you're the fucking idiot.  If you live in Australia, how could you possible not understand that this is a joke.

I just wanted to let everybody know that El Roota is an exception to Australians, most Aussies no when somebody is taking the piss and do not take such blatant jokes seriously.  Unfortuantly every country has a few bad apples.  Can we just ban all the people who think this topic is serious, wouldn't that save us all some trouble?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: someguy25 on February 24, 2007, 03:20:55 AM
Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

Dude you are an idiot.

are you like an American?

(I live in Sydney, and I'm relatively sure Australia exists.)

Dude, you're the fucking idiot.  If you live in Australia, how could you possible not understand that this is a joke.

I just wanted to let everybody know that El Roota is an exception to Australians, most Aussies no when somebody is taking the piss and do not take such blatant jokes seriously.  Unfortuantly every country has a few bad apples.  Can we just ban all the people who think this topic is serious, wouldn't that save us all some trouble?

just like this whole fucking website
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Mental on February 24, 2007, 03:28:58 AM
Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

Dude you are an idiot.

are you like an American?

(I live in Sydney, and I'm relatively sure Australia exists.)

Dude, you're the fucking idiot.  If you live in Australia, how could you possible not understand that this is a joke.

I just wanted to let everybody know that El Roota is an exception to Australians, most Aussies no when somebody is taking the piss and do not take such blatant jokes seriously.  Unfortuantly every country has a few bad apples.  Can we just ban all the people who think this topic is serious, wouldn't that save us all some trouble?

Can we just kill people who think this topic is serious, and not limit ourselves on Australia :D .

It sounds a bit Hitlerish, but it's a good idea overall :D .
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: beast on February 24, 2007, 05:51:20 AM
just like this whole fucking website

Or perhaps you just lack the intellectual fortitude to understand what is really being discussed here.  You may only be capable of seeing the surface of things, but luckily other people are able to see greater depth in things than you.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: roundearthforreals on February 24, 2007, 09:38:45 PM
then where do people really go when they go to australia for vacation? california?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: wowidiots on February 24, 2007, 09:54:32 PM
MORON MORON MORON


EARTH IS ROUND   O = EARTH   YOUR AN IDIOT.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Eisiger on February 24, 2007, 09:56:17 PM
I went on a fucking school trip to austrailia. We took off from Florida, landed after 9 hours, scuba dived to the barrier reef, and we fucking ate barbecue ribs. This shit is rediculous.

I'm j/k I was laem and didn't go, but the hot chick I like did ;(

just like this whole fucking website

Or perhaps you just lack the intellectual fortitude to understand what is really being discussed here.  You may only be capable of seeing the surface of things, but luckily other people are able to see greater depth in things than you.

We get it, the site makes jokes about funny stuff, but it stops becoming funny when it comes to something like a chubby Earth.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 25, 2007, 02:01:31 AM
MORON MORON MORON


EARTH IS ROUND   O = EARTH   YOUR AN IDIOT.
My an idiot?  Doesn't make sense.  And don't you normally spell that "MORAN?"

 :P
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Mental on February 25, 2007, 02:12:14 AM
I went on a fucking school trip to austrailia. We took off from Florida, landed after 9 hours, scuba dived to the barrier reef, and we fucking ate barbecue ribs. This shit is rediculous.

I'm j/k I was laem and didn't go, but the hot chick I like did ;(

just like this whole fucking website

Or perhaps you just lack the intellectual fortitude to understand what is really being discussed here.  You may only be capable of seeing the surface of things, but luckily other people are able to see greater depth in things than you.

We get it, the site makes jokes about funny stuff, but it stops becoming funny when it comes to something like a chubby Earth.

No, you apparently don't get it.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: ChaosRequiem on February 25, 2007, 02:37:19 AM
You know, by that logic, we could all be getting hosed, and we're all living on different bits of the world from where we thought.
 Here's there master plan:

1. Mislead world ENTIRE RUN of cartographic civilization.

2. Pay off everyone. $$$!

3. Mismanage the whole affair through traditional government inefficiency.  :(

4. Hire a private consultant from the Illuminati to straighten things out.  ???

5. Pay him/her/it craploads of everything. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Profit!  ;D
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Midnight on February 25, 2007, 04:11:29 AM
MORON MORON MORON


EARTH IS ROUND   O = EARTH   YOUR AN IDIOT.
My an idiot?  Doesn't make sense.  And don't you normally spell that "MORAN?"

 :P
Uhm... no.. you spell it moron...

No you spell it:


































(http://www.radfae.org/cascadia/images/velveeta.jpg)

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery they say...
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 25, 2007, 09:52:32 AM
This shit is rediculous.
I know.. It's insane to think that the government would be able to fake the location of an entire continent, but they did it.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Split_spahn on February 25, 2007, 01:03:42 PM
So Australia doesnt exist then?
So where do australian people come from?Australian animals?
Let me guess you think it doesnt exist because youve never been there and dont know any one from there?
Well guess what ive never been to japan and havent met any one from there. Didnt stop us from bombing them.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 25, 2007, 06:22:01 PM
I went on a fucking school trip to austrailia. We took off from Florida, landed after 9 hours, scuba dived to the barrier reef, and we fucking ate barbecue ribs. This shit is rediculous.


You think it takes only 9 hrs from Florida to Australia? Bahahahahaha! THis proves it's not where the maps say!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Midnight on February 25, 2007, 06:27:21 PM
omg zerg rush.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 26, 2007, 02:29:17 AM
Uhm... no.. you spell it moron...
Well that one didn't even part your hair on the way over!    ;D

Haven't you seen this one before?

(http://www.dannemann.org.uk/images/morans.jpg)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 26, 2007, 02:45:05 AM
Oh, and the comment about parting my hair... im BALD!!!! thanks for reminding me....  :'(
Ah, so you have the badge of honour of child-rearing as well!  Wear it with pride, brother!  :)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: dolfyn on February 26, 2007, 02:57:00 AM
Is this thread serious???  ::) I pissed myself laughing when I first saw it!  :D

If Australia doesn't exist, then they've managed to fool me into thinking I've lived here in Melbourne, Australia all my life!  :o

Try visiting our fair land before you dismiss our very existence!  ;)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: dolfyn on February 26, 2007, 03:23:11 AM
You are a liar.
[/quote]

ROFL! Suit yourself! You're just allowing yourself to be ignorant. As I said, try travelling to a place before you dismiss its existence. I've travelled from Melbourne to other countries, therefore I know they're actually there. If you haven't done that, then you're just allowing yourself to be fooled by an ignorant minority. I'd happily deny the existence of the US, but I've been there. Seek out the proof we don't exist, otherwise you're being a fool.  :)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 26, 2007, 03:35:02 AM
Anyway, it's beddie-byes time here in Melbourne in the fictitious land of Oz, so sleep tight my fellow denizens of Phantasia!   ;)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: dolfyn on February 26, 2007, 03:42:45 AM
You guys are hilarious. You didn't even really respond to my suggestion of actually physically travelling to a place to prove/disprove its existence. So, whatever. Stay fooled. Your problem. I choose to live in the real world. Enjoy your self-deluding fantasy. It actually is getting late here in Melbourne (Australia, not to be confused with the munchkin-infested land of Oz; although it wouldn't surprise me if you did confuse the two), & I have work tomorrow, so nighty-night kiddies. Your silliness has amused me. Get back to me when you've actually been somewhere.  ;)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Vauxhall the Vampire on February 26, 2007, 05:43:03 AM
Quote from: theonlydann
Why would i travel to a place that doesnt exist? THAT makes no sense to me.

Because YOU DON'T EXSIST... or something
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: ilikegrapesoda72 on February 26, 2007, 08:13:08 AM
One can easily find this theory false by taking a visit, it is not restricted.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 26, 2007, 08:17:35 AM
One can easily find this theory false by taking a visit, it is not restricted.
But you are not visiting where you think Australia is located, you are visiting where it is actually located.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Vauxhall the Vampire on February 26, 2007, 09:27:33 AM
how do you know you know itll be australia? How do you know where you will Be on the globe?

SNOW GLOBE

(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/50068221/Inflatable_Snow_Globe.jpg)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rudd Master 3000 on February 26, 2007, 10:02:24 AM
One can easily find this theory false by taking a visit, it is not restricted.
But you are not visiting where you think Australia is located, you are visiting where it is actually located.

So where's it actually located?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Phaethon on February 26, 2007, 10:13:12 AM
You are neglecting the fact that it has been around forever :p  There are documented cases of Australia being used as a prison camp, etc, etc. 

AND WHAT ABOUT THE DAMN KANGAROOS!!!! Where did they come from?  Are they agents, with baby agents in their pouches?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 26, 2007, 11:01:31 AM
Please just ignore theonlydann. He is the biggest troll on this forum.

Kangaroos live on the island people are told is Australia. If you travel to "Australia", this is where the plane will take you. The people who live on this island are raised to believe that they are somewhere they are not, and they accept it as true because they have no reason to doubt it.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Mental on February 26, 2007, 11:06:11 AM
http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/986/australiayd0.jpg

A pretty big island, if I may say so myself  ;D
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Mental on February 26, 2007, 11:07:36 AM
?

The script wouldn't allow me to link to the picture :( .
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 26, 2007, 01:02:28 PM
The people who live on this island are raised to believe that they are somewhere they are not, and they accept it as true because they have no reason to doubt it.
No no no!  You've got it all wrong!  It's the Americans who've been raised to think they're somewhere they're not.  For goodness sake, look at history.  Your government has a long history of hoodwinking its populace -- prohibition, the Communist threat, WMD, to name just a few that spring immediately to mind.  They've done such a good job on you that, like most Americans, you're totally unaware the rest of the world actually does exist.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 26, 2007, 01:10:34 PM
Actually, reading through the posts purportedly from Australians, and gaining a feeling of anger behind them, I wonder if maybe there is some sort of plot here.  No real Australian would fail to recognise a piss-take like this thread and respond with a pile of bullshit for the fun of it.  Posters here claiming to be Australian (apart from my good self, of course) are obviously stooges of this fictitious U.S. government.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 26, 2007, 01:25:59 PM
They've done such a good job on you that, like most Americans, you're totally unaware the rest of the world actually does exist.
::)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 26, 2007, 03:35:05 PM
::)
;)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 26, 2007, 03:58:51 PM
http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/986/australiayd0.jpg

A pretty big island, if I may say so myself  ;D


The biggest!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: assorted chocolates on February 26, 2007, 04:56:40 PM
OMG ::) I have a friend from australia. I dare you you idiot to got to australia!! And if it is fake why would the government waste their time making up a fake continent!!!! MORON!!!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 26, 2007, 05:14:37 PM
OMG ::) I have a friend from australia. I dare you you idiot to got to australia!! And if it is fake why would the government waste their time making up a fake continent!!!! MORON!!!

OMG I'm there right now! Only, it's not where you think it is!! :o
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on February 26, 2007, 05:33:53 PM
OMG ::) I have a friend from australia. I dare you you idiot to got to australia!! And if it is fake why would the government waste their time making up a fake continent!!!! MORON!!!

OMG I'm there right now! Only, it's not where you think it is!! :o
OMG!!!!  So am I!!!!   :o
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Midnight on February 26, 2007, 06:05:45 PM
OMG ::) I have a friend from australia. I dare you you idiot to got to australia!! And if it is fake why would the government waste their time making up a fake continent!!!! MORON!!!

Better question: Why WOULDN'T any government do such a thing? Oh wait.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: unclegravy on February 26, 2007, 08:26:31 PM
Wow, it went on for 20++ pages...
Mazin
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Vauxhall the Vampire on February 26, 2007, 08:34:33 PM
OMG ::) I have a friend from australia. I dare you you idiot to got to australia!! And if it is fake why would the government waste their time making up a fake continent!!!! MORON!!!

Better question: Why WOULDN'T any government do such a thing? Oh wait.

OH SNAP!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Mental on February 27, 2007, 05:36:53 AM
OMG ::) I have a friend from australia. I dare you you idiot to got to australia!! And if it is fake why would the government waste their time making up a fake continent!!!! MORON!!!

Hm...

Yes, I see your point!

I concur with the quoted individual. He's absolutely correct.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: assorted chocolates on February 27, 2007, 05:48:55 PM
Finally some sense in this place. Yes I have a Friend from australia. Well more of my dads friend but I call him my friend!!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on February 27, 2007, 11:30:49 PM
Finally some sense in this place. Yes I have a Friend from australia. Well more of my dads friend but I call him my friend!!

OMG it wasn't even his friend!!!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on February 28, 2007, 10:38:25 AM
And if it is fake why would the government waste their time making up a fake continent!!!! MORON!!!
Because I can't think of a reason for ________ to happen, ________ must not be possible.

Hooray for fallacious logic. ::)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: kfresh97 on March 01, 2007, 04:08:47 PM
Please just ignore theonlydann. He is the biggest troll on this forum.

Kangaroos live on the island people are told is Australia. If you travel to "Australia", this is where the plane will take you. The people who live on this island are raised to believe that they are somewhere they are not, and they accept it as true because they have no reason to doubt it.

Judging from this post, you must believe there is an island whose inhabitants and vistors believe is Australia, correct? Where kangaroos, wombats, and koala's live, yes? But, apparently they believe it is Australia when it is not actually where the island (continent, whatever) of Australia is supposed to be.

First question, are you impling that there is no 7,741,220 km² (2,988,888 sq mi) island in the middle of the Pacific/Southern Ocean, and that "pretend" Australia is somewhere else?

Secondly, assuming you're correct and there is no island where Australia is perported to be, wouldn't an island with the Australian appearance, culture, flora, fauna, and a nation of people believing it is Australia...be enough to actually consider it Australia? These photos and videos that you claim have been faked by "the government" could have been taken at this "fake" Australia, thus making the photos not faked, just simply being taken at a different geographical location.

So your theory goes... Australia is not where it's said to be, but rather somewhere else that no-one knows of, and everyone who goes to/is in believes they're in the Pacific Ocean.

What makes you think you really live in America and not a test bubble controlled by the Japanese to see the effects that frontal lobotomies has on an entire nation of people?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: roundearthforreals on March 01, 2007, 06:51:12 PM


Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary thing called Masterchief2219's brain. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Masterchief2219's brain . They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary brain, or why it is trying to convince the world that this brain is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: roundearthforreals on March 01, 2007, 06:55:08 PM
NOTE:YOU HAVE TO READ THIS

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary thing called Masterchief2219's brain. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Masterchief2219's brain . They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary brain, or why it is trying to convince the world that this brain is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

you lied. I did NOT have to read that. I had to SKIM that. It was quite dull and lacked creativity. I have to say... you suck donkey butt. And i bet you love sucking on donkey butt.
no i rather disdain it, your mother has quite a bad taste to it.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Pyrochimp on March 01, 2007, 07:01:37 PM
NOTE:YOU HAVE TO READ THIS

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary thing called Masterchief2219's brain. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Masterchief2219's brain . They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary brain, or why it is trying to convince the world that this brain is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

you lied. I did NOT have to read that. I had to SKIM that. It was quite dull and lacked creativity. I have to say... you suck donkey butt. And i bet you love sucking on donkey butt.
no i rather disdain it, your mother has quite a bad tase to it.

Will dann get mad and respond?  Will he just ignore it and continue living his life?  Or maybe his mom secretly IS a donkey, and you brought attention to it!  Find out what happens on the next episode of -

DRAGON BALL Z!!!
*DANA NA DANANANA DA DANANANA DA DANA DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUUUUUH, DUNUH!*
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: roundearthforreals on March 01, 2007, 07:03:25 PM
NOTE:YOU HAVE TO READ THIS

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary thing called Masterchief2219's brain. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Masterchief2219's brain . They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary brain, or why it is trying to convince the world that this brain is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

you lied. I did NOT have to read that. I had to SKIM that. It was quite dull and lacked creativity. I have to say... you suck donkey butt. And i bet you love sucking on donkey butt.
no i rather disdain it, your mother has quite a bad tase to it.

Will dann get mad and respond?  Will he just ignore it and continue living his life?  Or maybe his mom secretly IS a donkey, and you brought attention to it!  Find out what happens on the next episode of -

DRAGON BALL Z!!!
*DANA NA DANANANA DA DANANANA DA DANA DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUUUUUH, DUNUH!*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ;D ;D :D :D words cannot describe how hard im laughing right now, because of you, well its official, you just made my day.
EDIT:Dann im still waiting for your glorious witty comeback!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on March 02, 2007, 08:50:21 AM


Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary thing called Masterchief2219's brain. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Masterchief2219's brain . They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary brain, or why it is trying to convince the world that this brain is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

Too late, a dozen people created parodies of that post before you. ::)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on March 02, 2007, 12:15:32 PM
NOTE:YOU HAVE TO READ THIS

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary thing called Masterchief2219's brain. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Masterchief2219's brain . They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary brain, or why it is trying to convince the world that this brain is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

you lied. I did NOT have to read that. I had to SKIM that. It was quite dull and lacked creativity. I have to say... you suck donkey butt. And i bet you love sucking on donkey butt.
no i rather disdain it, your mother has quite a bad tase to it.

Will dann get mad and respond?  Will he just ignore it and continue living his life?  Or maybe his mom secretly IS a donkey, and you brought attention to it!  Find out what happens on the next episode of -

DRAGON BALL Z!!!
*DANA NA DANANANA DA DANANANA DA DANA DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUUUUUH, DUNUH!*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ;D ;D :D :D words cannot describe how hard im laughing right now, because of you, well its official, you just made my day.
EDIT:Dann im still waiting for your glorious witty comeback!
I am waiting on clarification for what tase is.
So, what's the record for number of nested posts in this forum?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Pyrochimp on March 02, 2007, 03:41:43 PM
NOTE:YOU HAVE TO READ THIS

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary thing called Masterchief2219's brain. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Masterchief2219's brain . They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary brain, or why it is trying to convince the world that this brain is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

you lied. I did NOT have to read that. I had to SKIM that. It was quite dull and lacked creativity. I have to say... you suck donkey butt. And i bet you love sucking on donkey butt.
no i rather disdain it, your mother has quite a bad tase to it.

Will dann get mad and respond?  Will he just ignore it and continue living his life?  Or maybe his mom secretly IS a donkey, and you brought attention to it!  Find out what happens on the next episode of -

DRAGON BALL Z!!!
*DANA NA DANANANA DA DANANANA DA DANA DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUUUUUH, DUNUH!*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ;D ;D :D :D words cannot describe how hard im laughing right now, because of you, well its official, you just made my day.
EDIT:Dann im still waiting for your glorious witty comeback!
I am waiting on clarification for what tase is.
So, what's the record for number of nested posts in this forum?

Exactly 26 and a half.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Agbeard on March 03, 2007, 12:41:48 AM
NOTE:YOU HAVE TO READ THIS

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary thing called Masterchief2219's brain. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Masterchief2219's brain . They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary brain, or why it is trying to convince the world that this brain is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Masterchief2219's brain doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

you lied. I did NOT have to read that. I had to SKIM that. It was quite dull and lacked creativity. I have to say... you suck donkey butt. And i bet you love sucking on donkey butt.
no i rather disdain it, your mother has quite a bad tase to it.

Will dann get mad and respond?  Will he just ignore it and continue living his life?  Or maybe his mom secretly IS a donkey, and you brought attention to it!  Find out what happens on the next episode of -

DRAGON BALL Z!!!
*DANA NA DANANANA DA DANANANA DA DANA DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUUUUUH, DUNUH!*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ;D ;D :D :D words cannot describe how hard im laughing right now, because of you, well its official, you just made my day.
EDIT:Dann im still waiting for your glorious witty comeback!
I am waiting on clarification for what tase is.
So, what's the record for number of nested posts in this forum?

Exactly 26 and a half.
Gee, that's a lot!   :D
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: assorted chocolates on March 05, 2007, 03:30:30 PM
well then australia would exist. but it may not be where it seems to be. I still believe it is where it is but go ahead with your beliefs ::)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: GazMcB on March 11, 2007, 08:28:11 AM
Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.


Christ. Believing the Earth is flat is one thing, but this is pathetic.  Do you live such a sheltered life that you do not have enough friends that none of them have been to Australia?  A few good friends of mine have been there, and I have met people in person from there.  I am myself going there for three months this year.  You are talking utter nonsense 
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: GenesisNemesis on March 11, 2007, 03:55:12 PM
Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

This website doesn't exist. It was faked by the government. http://www.australia.com/home_us.aust?L=en&C=US
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: SlaserX on March 14, 2007, 03:50:36 PM
I like these forums...
Out of sight, out of existance!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: keaton on March 16, 2007, 08:02:02 AM
gday mate, im from canberra australia, the names keaton , i go to a college down here, mate fucking hell your a cun+, i swear if i ever met you in real life i would beat the living sh1t out of you, just like we do those godamn lebs, look you can call me a fuking conspiracy maker, or what ever you want, good for you, fuck you, wanna chat over skype?? or msn

add me my msn is kr_tralaala@hotmail.com any one whos wants to fuking disagree, come ere and say it u cun+s skype name is darkalbino_

cok sucking lebs, i dont care if i bump this, to the topic starter, ur a fuking wanker mate
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: keaton on March 16, 2007, 08:14:23 AM
go suck sum balls, get a life fucking faggot, over 4500 post on this forum oh my fucking god, and your picture, is that meant to be you holding a gun?? fuk im scared, retard leb you fight like a pussy with ur gun. i bet you have no social life outside the basement you live in, what are you now? 24...25?? damn man fucking move on get a life stop wasting your time, much better things in life then associating with wanckrs like this, i hope this is getting through to you fukface
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: keaton on March 16, 2007, 08:22:36 AM
maybe if you shaved no one would get confused, ur a fuking terrorism fuc u
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: keaton on March 16, 2007, 08:24:47 AM
i think its the fact that you bone struckture makes you look like your from iraq. OR u just a fag
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: keaton on March 16, 2007, 08:27:41 AM
combination of the two faggot, get a job
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: keaton on March 16, 2007, 08:31:14 AM
i bet you weigh well over 120 kgs, fucking morbidly obese penguin, i bet those photos are over a year old, ur sooo cool dann i want to be like you, wtf is that thikning the world is not round, u r a fag
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: keaton on March 16, 2007, 08:34:51 AM
yeah, "one could suggest u lik ballz?" also my words i speak range outside this

get a job, lose some weight etc etc
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: keaton on March 16, 2007, 08:36:03 AM
i wud soo love to fight you
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: keaton on March 16, 2007, 08:40:11 AM
americans... ah i love it u penguins are soo stuborn
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: keaton on March 16, 2007, 08:48:58 AM
mate at least i can A) drive a car and B) fit in a car

did u just ask mummy to bring you down some more chips?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: keaton on March 16, 2007, 08:51:47 AM
would explain your waistsize
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: keaton on March 16, 2007, 09:04:54 AM
at that rate you eat them to a "normal" person... i dont think so
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: keaton on March 16, 2007, 09:11:02 AM
And what rate does a normal person eat them???

alot slower than you
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: keaton on March 16, 2007, 09:18:39 AM
the only thing done here is you, and your food, now you need more food, faggot,

im just beggining
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on March 16, 2007, 09:33:44 AM
Really? sounds fun! I would love to fight you ALSO! I like fighting!!! But, alas.. you live in ausieville, and i live in detroit... so it will never happen... :-( *sigh*


Awww is this guy giving my country a bad name?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on March 16, 2007, 09:34:37 AM
Yeah he's a dick
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on March 16, 2007, 09:38:32 AM
I don't think I've ever had the pleasure of reading his posts before  :-[
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rudd Master 3000 on March 16, 2007, 05:35:27 PM
hey masterchief, did you happen to see my map of the earth used for the location of Egotopia?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Geordi la Forge on March 16, 2007, 07:18:43 PM
hey masterchief, did you happen to see my map of the earth used for the location of Egotopia?

Is it similar to PureLand that Francois made up?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Viva La Relativity on March 24, 2007, 10:54:14 PM
Australia exists alright!
(whispers into ear piece) we have some more Australia doubters. Send backup for immediate re-education. We mustn't ever let the news that Australia is in fact a government conspiracy get out.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on April 16, 2007, 12:10:05 PM
I for one have to say this is the ONLY part of Flat Earth Theory that really makes sense.

I still highly doubt that the earth is flat, but I've always suspected that Australia didn't exist.

The accent, for one thing.  So obviously fake.  I mean, "nye"?  Gimme a break.

And they put it way down in the South Pacific where it's impossible to get to by conventional means.  Come on.  How stupid do they think we are?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Rick_James on April 16, 2007, 05:36:17 PM
You've just shown you ignorance again. This had nothing to do with Fe theory, as stated in the OP.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on April 16, 2007, 06:15:19 PM
 :o

uh-oh!  Not again!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on April 16, 2007, 07:20:24 PM
Hahah foolish Roundy!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Kman on April 19, 2007, 12:07:44 AM
Even though I live in Australia, I agree that it does not exist.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TriangleEarth on April 26, 2007, 12:02:22 AM
The East and West Pole Exist as well as Australia.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: A Sceptic on April 27, 2007, 10:16:14 PM
If Australia doesn't exist ... then what am I standing on!

Next they'll be trying to convince me that the earth is fla... oh wait...
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: cheeseenthusiast on April 28, 2007, 02:19:19 AM
I don't exist!? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*runs off into non-existance*
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: A Sceptic on May 04, 2007, 05:33:49 PM
Now, I'm seriously hoping that this thread is a joke. If it isnt, I'm REALLY worried about your sanity.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on May 04, 2007, 05:56:43 PM
Now, I'm seriously hoping that this thread is a joke. If it isnt, I'm REALLY worried about your sanity.
You are worried about my sanity? I'm the only sane one here.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: A Sceptic on May 04, 2007, 06:18:52 PM
You didn't answer my question. Is this thread a joke or is it serious?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Marlow on May 04, 2007, 06:21:22 PM
It's a serious joke.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: A Sceptic on May 04, 2007, 06:24:47 PM
-.-
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 05, 2007, 08:45:47 AM
No, it's serious.  Masterchief really believes that everyone who says they're from Australia is lying.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: blackcat34 on May 07, 2007, 11:00:54 PM
Fuck I cant believe the shit I have been reading here.. you all are a bunch of fucking kooks... the Earth is not flat and Australia does exist... You dumb asses must be on some kind of drug or something... pull you heads out of your asses and join the real world.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: ill.children on May 08, 2007, 10:05:22 PM
I must unknowingly along with the other millions of people living on the imaginary continent of australia, be one of the agents serving to further the belief that australia is not real, how can you prove that we dont exist, i knwo in the same manner you prove your FE theory, by describing the circumstnaces surrounding it as a conspiracy, very conveniant.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 08, 2007, 10:25:05 PM
I'd like you to prove that you actually live in this "Australia".  There has never been a single terrestrial experiment performed to prove the existence of Australia.

 ;D
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Jamesblonde on May 08, 2007, 10:55:51 PM
Oh non-existent me
Typing with my non existent hands
My non existent eyes weeping
For my non existent lands...
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Masterchef on May 09, 2007, 08:30:42 AM
Oh non-existent me
Typing with my non existent hands
My non existent eyes weeping
For my non existent lands...
That made my day. ;D
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 09, 2007, 08:32:20 AM
Oh non-existent me
Typing with my non existent hands
My non existent eyes weeping
For my non existent lands...
That made my day. ;D

It's farking brilliant!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Amroth on May 17, 2007, 05:49:53 AM
Oh non-existent me
Typing with my non existent hands
My non existent eyes weeping
For my non existent lands...

Very good!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on May 17, 2007, 07:07:55 AM
I still love it!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Amroth on May 18, 2007, 05:57:05 AM
How about my rant about fat kids got shot down by my teacher... my presentation was way better than 90% of the class's  :'(
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The REAL Superman on May 18, 2007, 06:07:33 AM
I cannot say to you if Australia does indeed exist. I've never been there, never has there been an Evil kangaroo man either so, who knows, maybe Australia does in fact NOT exist.
I will investigate it some day. I am very busy with those villians at the moment.
I attract them for some reason.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TheRationalTheist on September 28, 2007, 06:55:30 PM
Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

I spent a week at spacecamp with a group of Australians, your attempt to say it doesn't exist is hard to defend,
your not serious are you?
Yours sincerely, The Rational Theist
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on September 28, 2007, 07:37:53 PM
Wow, you are so thick-headed.  Does it hurt your neck carrying it around?  ???
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TheRationalTheist on September 28, 2007, 07:41:05 PM
Wow, you are so thick-headed.  Does it hurt your neck carrying it around?  ???

That is not directed at me correct?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on September 28, 2007, 08:01:13 PM
Wow, you are so thick-headed.  Does it hurt your neck carrying it around?  ???
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: theonlydann on September 28, 2007, 09:14:08 PM
 :'(
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The Communist on September 29, 2007, 06:19:39 AM
I spent a week at spacecamp with a group of Australians, your attempt to say it doesn't exist is hard to defend,
your not serious are you?
Yours sincerely, The Rational Theist

Are you sure they weren't Austrians?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: TheRationalTheist on September 29, 2007, 08:39:14 AM
Wow, you are so thick-headed.  Does it hurt your neck carrying it around?  ???

Just making sure you weren't calling me thick-headed.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: nicolin on September 30, 2007, 12:50:31 AM
But, guys, Australia HAS to exist!
I mean I've seen kangaroos, and Ayers Rock & stuff.
Live, not pics.
And i've like swum in the ocean, at Bondi Beach.
Are yous all trying to say it was all just a figment of my imagination?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on September 30, 2007, 08:00:46 AM
The conspiracy fed you psychotropic drugs and took you to Pizmo Beach!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 30, 2007, 08:01:56 AM
I spent a week at spacecamp with a group of Australians, your attempt to say it doesn't exist is hard to defend,
your not serious are you?
Yours sincerely, The Rational Theist

Are you sure they weren't Austrians?

hahaha
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: theonlydann on September 30, 2007, 08:23:58 AM
 ???
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Gunznroses on September 30, 2007, 02:58:54 PM
???

 ???
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 30, 2007, 03:00:05 PM
???

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 8)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on September 30, 2007, 03:27:19 PM
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 8)

 :o
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 30, 2007, 03:28:28 PM
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 8)

 >:(

 :o
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on September 30, 2007, 03:40:20 PM
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 8)

 >:(

 :o
:-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on September 30, 2007, 03:41:37 PM
???

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 8)

 >:(

 :o
:-* :-* :-*

Night  :-* :-X
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on September 30, 2007, 03:48:17 PM
Bedtime?  Good night.   ;D :-*
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Sgt_twitch on October 03, 2007, 04:28:37 PM
The British used to send some of their criminals to Australia. I would suggest this is just a cover for killing them. Perhaps this is where the myth of Australia's existence originated.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The Communist on October 03, 2007, 05:22:07 PM
Many were political disidants from Ireland under Queen Victoria.  Many obtained high military ranks under the US Army while others obtained political offices.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Amroth on October 03, 2007, 07:08:05 PM
Australia... lol, their ancestors were criminals that formed a society.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The Communist on October 03, 2007, 09:56:24 PM
Australia... lol, their ancestors were criminals that formed a society.

Haliburton?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 04, 2007, 02:59:30 AM
Australia is just our prison overseas (it still is but don't go telling the Australians that...)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Loard Z on October 08, 2007, 07:31:55 AM
I had an enjoyable 2 hours reading this thread....

When I go to Australia I will confirm that it does not exist for the benefit of everyone here.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 08, 2007, 08:45:10 AM
It took you 2 hours to read it? Slow....

We look forward to you confirming it's non-existence
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Loard Z on October 08, 2007, 08:50:09 AM
It took you 2 hours to read it? Slow....

We look forward to you confirming it's non-existence

Since reading, and finally registering for this site, I have decided it is my mission to overtake your post-count
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 08, 2007, 08:56:58 AM
Awesome! Good luck with that....
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Loard Z on October 08, 2007, 08:58:40 AM
Awesome! Good luck with that....
It's going to be a challenge, since everytime I post, I see that you've added 4 more....
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 08, 2007, 09:01:39 AM
Well I don't post as much as I used to, and I'm gonna be away a lot this semester so the challenge is diminishing
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Loard Z on October 08, 2007, 09:02:50 AM
Well I don't post as much as I used to, and I'm gonna be away a lot this semester so the challenge is diminishing
well i've only got 18,594 to go to catch up.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 08, 2007, 09:04:47 AM
Hardly any at all.....just spam spam spam!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Loard Z on October 08, 2007, 09:06:47 AM
I'm sure I'll catch up eventually, I'm very dedicated on forums... I was on 1 for 8 years before finally laying it to rest.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 08, 2007, 09:10:59 AM
Wow

I was only ever involved in one forum up until I joined FES, but I'm very involved in that other forum, despite it being shut down many times and having to move it many times....most people gave up on it but not me
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: theonlydann on October 08, 2007, 09:55:53 AM
lou cer.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Dead Kangaroo on October 08, 2007, 10:35:39 AM
Wow

I was only ever involved in one forum up until I joined FES, but I'm very involved in that other forum, despite it being shut down many times and having to move it many times....most people gave up on it but not me
We don't see you over in GOTG (http://www.graveyardofthegods.com/forum) these days  :(
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 08, 2007, 10:50:34 AM
Australia is a lie invented by the conspiracy.  Just accept it.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Loard Z on October 08, 2007, 04:49:08 PM
Of course, the worldwide conspiracy composed of "the government" that supposedly exists governing the entire world while it wages war on itself, and tears itself apart for greed and profit, yet all of those governments all around the world, despite their warring and all their issues still manage to agree on:

1) Hiding the fact that the Earth is flat, for unknown reasons.
2) Inventing entire continent, and hiding it's entire population in an unknown location, not to mention, making up worldwide propaganda for this continent, an entire history spanning centuries, and somehow decieving the millions of worldwide travellers that visit there.

OMG!!!! IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!! AUSTRALIA DOESN'T EXIST!!!! LOCK YOUR DOORS!!! LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW AT THE FLAT GARDENS AROUND YOU!!!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 09, 2007, 08:16:55 AM
Wow

I was only ever involved in one forum up until I joined FES, but I'm very involved in that other forum, despite it being shut down many times and having to move it many times....most people gave up on it but not me
We don't see you over in GOTG (http://www.graveyardofthegods.com/forum) these days  :(

That;s cos no one liked me there :(
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: The Communist on October 09, 2007, 10:25:21 AM
Wow

I was only ever involved in one forum up until I joined FES, but I'm very involved in that other forum, despite it being shut down many times and having to move it many times....most people gave up on it but not me
We don't see you over in GOTG (http://www.graveyardofthegods.com/forum) these days  :(

Probably because Francois Tremblay is a moderator.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: omggbrit on October 09, 2007, 12:43:27 PM
By reading threads on this site we can gather that...

1. The Earth is flat
2. Australia does not exist
3. Penguins, bigfoot, and possibly ostriches were created in science labs
4. Antarctica is a wall

so i will introduce my own crackpot theory to end all crackpot theories...

hot cocoa powder is made from ground up brown babies!

lets see how many people adopt it.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: theonlydann on October 09, 2007, 01:09:16 PM
your mom.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: John Davis on October 09, 2007, 01:19:24 PM
hot cocoa powder is made from ground up brown babies!

I wish, maybe it wouldn't taste so bad then
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Dead Kangaroo on October 09, 2007, 01:26:55 PM
Wow

I was only ever involved in one forum up until I joined FES, but I'm very involved in that other forum, despite it being shut down many times and having to move it many times....most people gave up on it but not me
We don't see you over in GOTG (http://www.graveyardofthegods.com/forum) these days  :(

Probably because Francois Tremblay is a moderator.
Asides his Market Anarchy stuff, he's just a troll. If you disagree then try and find one piece of Francois Tremblay's moderation (asides stickying).
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 09, 2007, 03:47:40 PM
Wow

I was only ever involved in one forum up until I joined FES, but I'm very involved in that other forum, despite it being shut down many times and having to move it many times....most people gave up on it but not me
We don't see you over in GOTG (http://www.graveyardofthegods.com/forum) these days  :(

Probably because Francois Tremblay is a moderator.
Asides his Market Anarchy stuff, he's just a troll. If you disagree then try and find one piece of Francois Tremblay's moderation (asides stickying).

He is a troll but still no one likes me there so unless you go be welcoming me there I don't wanna go
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Dead Kangaroo on October 09, 2007, 04:34:27 PM
Wow

I was only ever involved in one forum up until I joined FES, but I'm very involved in that other forum, despite it being shut down many times and having to move it many times....most people gave up on it but not me
We don't see you over in GOTG (http://www.graveyardofthegods.com/forum) these days  :(

Probably because Francois Tremblay is a moderator.
Asides his Market Anarchy stuff, he's just a troll. If you disagree then try and find one piece of Francois Tremblay's moderation (asides stickying).

He is a troll but still no one likes me there so unless you go be welcoming me there I don't wanna go
They all love you, they're just shy  ;)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 09, 2007, 04:36:56 PM
Go make a welcome back thread for me and I'll return. But do it now before I go to bed or I'll forget
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Dead Kangaroo on October 09, 2007, 04:53:21 PM
Go make a welcome back thread for me and I'll return. But do it now before I go to bed or I'll forget
Done (http://www.graveyardofthegods.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=7278).
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 09, 2007, 04:55:23 PM
And I've returned...cheers you! ;D
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Raymond on October 12, 2007, 01:59:50 AM
Oh my god you can't be serious. I am from Australia, It does exist you fucking idiot. Anyone who thinks Australia is a fantasy land should be locked up for good.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Loard Z on October 12, 2007, 03:36:34 AM
I love that this thread has 32 pages. It amuses me immensely.

Obviously Australia doesn't exist. It makes perfect sense.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Misfortune on October 12, 2007, 05:55:38 AM
So why the hell do you care about does Australia exist or not?

Go wonder if you really exist.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Loard Z on October 12, 2007, 06:24:09 AM
So why the hell do you care about does Australia exist or not?

Go wonder if you really exist.

OOHHH NOOOESSS!!!!1!1!1! DO I EXIST???? DOES ANYTHING EXIST?????

I'M FADING AWAY........
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Misfortune on October 12, 2007, 07:39:15 AM
So why the hell do you care about does Australia exist or not?

Go wonder if you really exist.

OOHHH NOOOESSS!!!!1!1!1! DO I EXIST???? DOES ANYTHING EXIST?????

I'M FADING AWAY........
MEYBE WERE JUST ROBATS CREETED BY TEHN GOVERMENT!!1
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Loard Z on October 12, 2007, 07:43:33 AM
So why the hell do you care about does Australia exist or not?

Go wonder if you really exist.

OOHHH NOOOESSS!!!!1!1!1! DO I EXIST???? DOES ANYTHING EXIST?????

I'M FADING AWAY........
MEYBE WERE JUST ROBATS CREETED BY TEHN GOVERMENT!!1

OH NO3S!!!!!1!1!!!11111ONE!!!! UUU FOUND3D M3 0UT!!!11!!! [run emergency disconnect protocal 1]
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Torn Bishop on October 13, 2007, 10:59:33 AM
So why the hell do you care about does Australia exist or not?

Go wonder if you really exist.

OOHHH NOOOESSS!!!!1!1!1! DO I EXIST???? DOES ANYTHING EXIST?????

I'M FADING AWAY........
MEYBE WERE JUST ROBATS CREETED BY TEHN GOVERMENT!!1

OH NO3S!!!!!1!1!!!11111ONE!!!! UUU FOUND3D M3 0UT!!!11!!! [run emergency disconnect protocal 1]
*Installs windows vista on you, grinning*
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: me25 on October 13, 2007, 07:14:49 PM
Do I exist?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Torn Bishop on October 13, 2007, 08:24:20 PM
Do I exist?
If you need to ask, then no.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Raist on October 13, 2007, 08:29:05 PM
So why the hell do you care about does Australia exist or not?

Go wonder if you really exist.

OOHHH NOOOESSS!!!!1!1!1! DO I EXIST???? DOES ANYTHING EXIST?????

I'M FADING AWAY........
MEYBE WERE JUST ROBATS CREETED BY TEHN GOVERMENT!!1

OH NO3S!!!!!1!1!!!11111ONE!!!! UUU FOUND3D M3 0UT!!!11!!! [run emergency disconnect protocal 1]
*Installs windows vista on you, grinning*
Now he has to verify everything he does. hahaha. Paint is trying to open, Do you want this action to occur?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Torn Bishop on October 13, 2007, 08:36:34 PM
So why the hell do you care about does Australia exist or not?

Go wonder if you really exist.

OOHHH NOOOESSS!!!!1!1!1! DO I EXIST???? DOES ANYTHING EXIST?????

I'M FADING AWAY........
MEYBE WERE JUST ROBATS CREETED BY TEHN GOVERMENT!!1

OH NO3S!!!!!1!1!!!11111ONE!!!! UUU FOUND3D M3 0UT!!!11!!! [run emergency disconnect protocal 1]
*Installs windows vista on you, grinning*
Now he has to verify everything he does. hahaha. Paint is trying to open, Do you want this action to occur?
***Are your sure you want to exhale?... Yes. Are you sure you want to inhale?... Yes.<GOTO***>
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Raist on October 13, 2007, 09:08:16 PM
Are you sure you want to have a threesome? no. i mean yes. Erection shutting down. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Torn Bishop on October 13, 2007, 09:18:02 PM
Are you sure you want to have a threesome? no. i mean yes. Erection shutting down. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Please contact your viagra vendor for more information on how to resolve this issue.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Raist on October 13, 2007, 10:17:56 PM
Ok pills don't always help. I took some and it appears to do the opposite. though i do feel yummy.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: me25 on October 14, 2007, 08:17:47 AM
your right, some pills don't help which is why you never trust a hippie and also don't trust me because
I don't exist
.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 14, 2007, 10:57:09 AM
If only it was true.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: John Davis on May 02, 2018, 03:01:54 PM
Apparently this topic is now internet famous. http://www.ladbible.com/community/viral-weird-bizarre-conspiracy-theory-claims-australia-doesnt-exist-20180415

Another victory for the flat earth!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: IsaacN on May 02, 2018, 03:29:31 PM
Apparently this topic is now internet famous. http://www.ladbible.com/community/viral-weird-bizarre-conspiracy-theory-claims-australia-doesnt-exist-20180415

Another victory for the flat earth!

You must be very proud.
Have you actually read 1984?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Space Cowgirl on May 02, 2018, 03:47:46 PM
Apparently this topic is now internet famous. http://www.ladbible.com/community/viral-weird-bizarre-conspiracy-theory-claims-australia-doesnt-exist-20180415

Another victory for the flat earth!

This is awesome.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Bullwinkle on May 02, 2018, 03:54:24 PM
We should vacuum the rug. We're gonna have some new guests.   ;)
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: boydster on May 02, 2018, 04:04:15 PM
We should vacuum the rug. We're gonna have some new guests.   ;)

I'm so EXCITED!!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Crouton on May 02, 2018, 04:11:28 PM
I'm very excited to finally see some traction on this issue.  Congress needs to allocate funding to explore this matter.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: MicroBeta on May 03, 2018, 11:29:40 AM
Apparently this topic is now internet famous. http://www.ladbible.com/community/viral-weird-bizarre-conspiracy-theory-claims-australia-doesnt-exist-20180415

Another victory for the flat earth!
Are you saying you believe it doesn't exist?  I paid a lot of money for my daughter to go to Australia and New Zealand with the People to People program so I know for a fact they exist.

Mike
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: markjo on May 03, 2018, 03:44:04 PM
Apparently this topic is now internet famous. http://www.ladbible.com/community/viral-weird-bizarre-conspiracy-theory-claims-australia-doesnt-exist-20180415

Another victory for the flat earth!
Are you saying you believe it doesn't exist?  I paid a lot of money for my daughter to go to Australia and New Zealand with the People to People program so I know for a fact they exist.

Mike
Either that or you and your daughter are very gullible.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Flat Croissant on May 03, 2018, 03:49:57 PM
you guys believe in the earth. wow idiots! we live in the scrotum of jesus Hitler christ.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Twerp on June 19, 2018, 10:28:29 AM
Blasphemy!

How dumb do they think we are? ... We are not stupid. We don't believe that Australia is fake. We are NOT The Flat Earth Society!

Regarding UA: Any real flat earther is going to tell you that the earth is flat and motionless. MOTIONLESS!

Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Kaleb the Australian on July 04, 2018, 03:46:19 PM
Hi I am Australian and if we do not exist then why are we home to many deadly animal species and how was I born in Brisbane Queensland Australia And live in mackay have also been around the whole of austraila
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Space Cowgirl on July 04, 2018, 04:08:40 PM
Nice try, Kaleb. We're not fooled by you or those "quokkas".
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: rabinoz on July 04, 2018, 05:33:51 PM
Hi I am Australian and if we do not exist then why are we home to many deadly animal species and how was I born in Brisbane Queensland Australia And live in mackay have also been around the whole of austraila
I could say exactly the same except that I now live near Brisbane.

We are home to many of the deadliest animal and marine species to keep out unwanted aliens like space-loving cowgirls.
And it helps our cause if we pretend "Australia doesn't exist". If that fails there is always that stupid Ice-Wall flat head map.
If those geographically challenged FEers use that map to find the Land of OZ they'll get hopelessly lost and drop off the edge.

Careful all you flat-earthers who might venture down to the fictitious cold tempestuous south land! Here be dragons!
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/wt48l1ymh695lmu/Bearded%20Dragon.jpg?dl=1)

PS The Land of OZ isn't in Kansas.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Shifter on July 05, 2018, 06:29:26 PM
Hi I am Australian and if we do not exist then why are we home to many deadly animal species and how was I born in Brisbane Queensland Australia And live in mackay have also been around the whole of austraila
I could say exactly the same except that I now live near Brisbane.

We are home to many of the deadliest animal and marine species to keep out unwanted aliens like space-loving cowgirls.
And it helps our cause if we pretend "Australia doesn't exist". If that fails there is always that stupid Ice-Wall flat head map.
If those geographically challenged FEers use that map to find the Land of OZ they'll get hopelessly lost and drop off the edge.

Careful all you flat-earthers who might venture down to the fictitious cold tempestuous south land! Here be dragons!
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/wt48l1ymh695lmu/Bearded%20Dragon.jpg?dl=1)

PS The Land of OZ isn't in Kansas.

C'mon rab, the jig is clearly up. No one is buying this 'Australia' shit anymore. We might as well come clean.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: boydster on July 05, 2018, 06:37:41 PM
Hi I am Australian and if we do not exist then why are we home to many deadly animal species and how was I born in Brisbane Queensland Australia And live in mackay have also been around the whole of austraila

Dammit Keith STAHP THE NONSENSE
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: rabinoz on July 05, 2018, 06:39:00 PM
The Land of OZ isn't in Kansas.

C'mon rab, the jig is clearly up. No one is buying this 'Australia' shit anymore. We might as well come clean.
What's your problem? Of course "The Land of OZ isn't in Kansas."
Isn't Judy Garland in "The Wizard of OZ" saying it good enough evidence for a sceptic like you? If the film says so, it must be true, right?

We're Not in Kansas Anymore - The Wizard of Oz

PS They didn't have "the Internet" or "YouTube" then, so how did people get eddykated if not from Satdy at da flicks.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Shifter on July 05, 2018, 06:51:18 PM
The Land of OZ isn't in Kansas.

C'mon rab, the jig is clearly up. No one is buying this 'Australia' shit anymore. We might as well come clean.
What's your problem? Of course "The Land of OZ isn't in Kansas."
Isn't Judy Garland in "The Wizard of OZ" saying it good enough evidence for a sceptic like you? If the film says so, it must be true, right?

We're Not in Kansas Anymore - The Wizard of Oz

PS They didn't have "the Internet" or "YouTube" then, so how did people get eddykated if not from Satdy at da flicks.



Dafaq went on with your quoting rab? And you are the one that said 'The Land of Oz isn;t in Kansas in the first place! So your reply

Quote
What's your problem? Of course "The Land of OZ isn't in Kansas."
Isn't Judy Garland in "The Wizard of OZ" saying it good enough evidence for a sceptic like you? If the film says so, it must be true, right?

Is arguing against yourself. A clear sign of dementia or some kind of mental problem like schizophrenia but given your advanced age, dementia is more likely

Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: rabinoz on July 05, 2018, 07:11:05 PM
Is arguing against yourself. A clear sign of dementia or some kind of mental problem like schizophrenia but given your advanced age, dementia is more likely
I screwed up a quote, big deal.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Shifter on July 05, 2018, 07:13:24 PM
Is arguing against yourself. A clear sign of dementia or some kind of mental problem like schizophrenia but given your advanced age, dementia is more likely
I screwed up a quote, big deal.

You screwed up a quote, and then argued against something that was actually your quote. Its not just a big deal. It's FUNNY!  8) :P ;D
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: John Davis on July 08, 2018, 12:06:35 AM
Our former Secretary was an Australian and she knew she did not hang from her feet!
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: rabinoz on July 08, 2018, 01:00:43 AM
Our former Secretary was an Australian and she knew she did not hang from her feet!
Who would anyone suggest a ridiculous idea? Sounds like something a well moonshined Tennessee Hillbilly might come out with.
Your former Secretary just didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Interesting on August 01, 2018, 09:11:40 PM
I can't tell if this is a troll or not
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Shifter on August 01, 2018, 09:13:35 PM
I can't tell if this is a troll or not

rab is most definitely a troll
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Interesting on August 01, 2018, 09:15:30 PM
I can't tell if this is a troll or not

rab is most definitely a troll

I am talking about the OP. The FAQ has a flat earth model with Australia on it. Also, what motive dies the government have to hide Australia?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: flatearther3 on August 03, 2018, 10:06:39 PM
I can't tell if this is a troll or not

rab is most definitely a troll

I am talking about the OP. The FAQ
So close

has a flat earth model with Australia on it. Also, what motive dies the government have to hide Australia?

I'd think hiding Australia might help the government with the silent Invasion currently being carried out by the Chinese Communist Party there.

Alternatively they could just put their greed on the backburner and put their people first.

Lol.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: rabinoz on August 03, 2018, 10:53:32 PM

I'd think hiding Australia might help the government with the silent Invasion currently being carried out by the Chinese Communist Party there.
I don't know about the Chinese Communist Party but Chinese from various places seem to be buying up lots of Australia.
Quote from: flatearther3
Alternatively they could just put their greed on the backburner and put their people first.

Lol.
;) We like " ;D hiding Australia ;D" it might slow down the number of people wanting to come here ;).
Australia is a huge country with not much water. It has very few permanently flowing rivers other than around the coast so irrigation of crops is difficult.
Hence it would be difficult for Australia to sustain a population approaching that of the USA.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: flatearther3 on August 03, 2018, 11:02:36 PM

I'd think hiding Australia might help the government with the silent Invasion currently being carried out by the Chinese Communist Party there.
I don't know about the Chinese Communist Party but Chinese from various places seem to be buying up lots of Australia.
Quote from: flatearther3
Alternatively they could just put their greed on the backburner and put their people first.

Lol.
;) We like " ;D hiding Australia ;D" it might slow down the number of people wanting to come here ;).
Australia is a huge country with not much water. It has very few permanently flowing rivers other than around the coast so irrigation of crops is difficult.
Hence it would be difficult for Australia to sustain a population approaching that of the USA.

I totally agree. I like you Rabinoz, I'm from Sydney. I've just finished a very good book and it shows the connections between the CCP and Australias ports and infrastructure being bought up by the Chinese.

I'm afraid we could lose our sovereignty in the next 100 years.

http://www.hardiegrant.com/au/publishing/bookfinder/book/silent-invasion-by-clive-hamilton/9781743794807
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Shifter on August 03, 2018, 11:33:07 PM

I'd think hiding Australia might help the government with the silent Invasion currently being carried out by the Chinese Communist Party there.
I don't know about the Chinese Communist Party but Chinese from various places seem to be buying up lots of Australia.
Quote from: flatearther3
Alternatively they could just put their greed on the backburner and put their people first.

Lol.
;) We like " ;D hiding Australia ;D" it might slow down the number of people wanting to come here ;).
Australia is a huge country with not much water. It has very few permanently flowing rivers other than around the coast so irrigation of crops is difficult.
Hence it would be difficult for Australia to sustain a population approaching that of the USA.

We have a huge coastline. Our water could be met using desalination plants. I don't know why they don't use the one we have (that was built because we were in drought but when finished, wasn't needed). They could pump beautiful fresh water into the Murray Darling Basin they always bitch doesn't have enough.

But like most things, the problem is politics. And the solution is politics. Sigh.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: rabinoz on August 04, 2018, 01:38:15 AM
But like most things, the problem is politics. And the solution is politics. Sigh.
And like most things, the problem is money. And the solution is money. Sigh.
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The installed cost of desalination plants is approximately $1m for every 1,000 cubic meters per day of installed capacity. Therefore, a large scale desalination plant serving 300,000 people typically costs in the region of $100 million. The costs of infrastructure to distribute water must be added to this.
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Dubai launches world’s largest Concentrated Solar Power project
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Dubai: The world’s largest Concentrated Solar Power (CSP) project, costing Dh14.2 billion, will be implemented in Dubai, state news agency Wam reported on Saturday.
To be implemented by Dubai Water and Electricity Authority (Dewa), the largest single-site project will generate 700 megawatts (MW) of power when completed. Using the Independent Power Producer (IPP) model, it will include the world’s tallest solar tower, standing 260 metres tall, and a Dh100 billion fund to finance the plan.

His Highness Shaikh Mohammad Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Vice-President and Prime Minister of the UAE and Ruler of Dubai, launched the project on Saturday.
A total of Dh500 million will be allocated, as part of the project, for research and development works in in the field of smart networks and improvement of energy efficiency over the course of the coming period.
And 1 United Arab Emirates Dirham equals 0.37 Australian Dollar.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Interesting on August 04, 2018, 11:12:53 AM
This has to be a troll. This is why no one takes flat earth seriously.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on August 04, 2018, 02:49:47 PM
This has to be a troll.

Congratulations for your astuteness. Good on you.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Space Cowgirl on August 04, 2018, 03:22:34 PM
It's so weird they think we don't have a sense of humor.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: rabinoz on August 04, 2018, 03:51:20 PM
It's so weird they think we don't have a sense of humor.
And like to pretend this like there being no Australia and that the earth is flat.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: RocketSauce on August 06, 2018, 11:02:46 AM
Hard to know when you guys are joking.... btw, isn't Scepti's ban up soon?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: rabinoz on August 06, 2018, 03:43:54 PM
Hard to know when you guys are joking.... btw, isn't Scepti's ban up soon?
If you can't beat 'em join 'em (and white-ant it from the inside!).
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: wise on November 11, 2018, 12:19:30 AM
This topic is a rubbish and has to gone to the "completely nonsence" for save us seem a controlled opposition. Are we so? No. Some of us so but some of us are not. I think some of us deserve to seem like this but some of us does not.

Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Maelstrom on November 12, 2018, 06:55:52 PM
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/026/913/excuse.jpg
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Maelstrom on November 12, 2018, 06:57:21 PM
Quote from: Max Fagin
What evidence do you have that australia does not exist?
Have you ever seen more than pictures or videos of Australia?

I rest my case.

excuse me...wtf
I FUCKIN LIVE HERE
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Shifter on November 12, 2018, 08:05:25 PM
Quote from: Max Fagin
What evidence do you have that australia does not exist?
Have you ever seen more than pictures or videos of Australia?

I rest my case.

excuse me...wtf
I FUCKIN LIVE HERE

What is your geo co-ordinates?
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Space Cowgirl on November 27, 2018, 03:27:43 PM


More proof that Australia does not exist.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: rabinoz on November 27, 2018, 04:34:39 PM


More proof that Australia does not exist.
You're just jealous that we've got a bigger bull than you have.
But wait! There's more! In addition to that big bull we've got Shifter and he comes out with more bull than one country can handle.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: Shifter on November 27, 2018, 04:57:38 PM


More proof that Australia does not exist.
You're just jealous that we've got a bigger bull than you have.
But wait! There's more! In addition to that big bull we've got Shifter and he comes out with more bull than one country can handle.

Seeings as this Maelstrom bloke never responded to my enquiry as to his geo coordinates, it's safe to assume the argument for Australias existence just got a little weaker.
Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: SiliconT on December 31, 2018, 08:20:55 AM


More proof that Australia does not exist.
You're just jealous that we've got a bigger bull than you have.
But wait! There's more! In addition to that big bull we've got Shifter and he comes out with more bull than one country can handle.

Seeings as this Maelstrom bloke never responded to my enquiry as to his geo coordinates, it's safe to assume the argument for Australias existence just got a little weaker.

geolocation you say...like this shopping centre up the street from me?

Drop in for a cuppa if you’re around mate.

(-26.7174238, 153.0501197)



Title: Re: Australia doesn't exist
Post by: rabinoz on January 01, 2019, 03:54:32 AM


More proof that Australia does not exist.
You're just jealous that we've got a bigger bull than you have.
But wait! There's more! In addition to that big bull we've got Shifter and he comes out with more bull than one country can handle.

Seeings as this Maelstrom bloke never responded to my enquiry as to his geo coordinates, it's safe to assume the argument for Australias existence just got a little weaker.

geolocation you say...like this shopping centre up the street from me?

Drop in for a cuppa if you’re around mate.

(-26.7174238, 153.0501197)
Sorry for being so tardy but New Year's say and all that jazz.
Sure why not at The Coffee Club at Chancellor Park Market Place? After all they have "Where Will I Meet You?" up on the wall.
My wife has a VIP Card there so we get a 2 for 1 deal.

It's roughly 106.668 km from here as-the-crow-flies and we've sure got enough of them but about 122 km by road so it'll take about 1:22 min to drive.

Maybe it's a but far just for a cuppa but it's funny that this geolocation works anywhere on earth and gives the right distances while those poor old flatties can't even work out what map to use.