KADESH! And greetings. I am an Alien. And as a higher being, I can tell you the RIGHT truth, and set ALL your minds at simple and pleasent ease.
America does not exist. Come to think of it, nor does Iraq. Nor Malasia... Nor France, Germany, Nerderlands, Greenland, North Korea, South Korea, Africa, infact.... Australia and Japan are the ONLY two places in the world that actually exist. How do I know? ONLY a Japanese person could be so smart as to make a conspiracy sooooo massive and complex, and make it actually work out!
Thank you for your time. Kimos, Talae!