Australia doesn't exist

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Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #240 on: December 28, 2006, 05:48:41 AM »
Quote from: "jared19"
Who ever believes this crap must be from england, you are all pissed cause your cricket team lost the ashes
YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!


or if your not just just pissed coz you cant even get the balls to play the sport

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midgard

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« Reply #241 on: December 28, 2006, 05:51:20 AM »
Go Aussie! It's unfortunate you wrote your nationality in your nickname. Now people might wrongly assume that you're an accurate reflection of Australians.

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« Reply #242 on: December 28, 2006, 05:59:07 AM »
Quote from: "midgard"
Go Aussie! It's unfortunate you wrote your nationality in your nickname. Now people might wrongly assume that you're an accurate reflection of Australians.


waaa an accurate refletion??
of all of us no
of the ones that have pride in there country and would like people to grow up and face the facts that we are real and not some goveernment thing
yes

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« Reply #243 on: December 28, 2006, 06:04:59 AM »
Quote from: "aussie made"
waaa an accurate refletion??
of all of us no
of the ones that have pride in there country and would like people to grow up and face the facts that we are real and not some goveernment thing
yes


So you speak for all proud Australians? Who appointed you to do so?

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« Reply #244 on: December 28, 2006, 06:11:32 AM »
i speck for myself  i cant denfed a whole nation so im not even going to try but im sure many people think this whole thing is rediculos

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« Reply #245 on: December 28, 2006, 06:12:30 AM »
A bit like your spelling?

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« Reply #246 on: December 28, 2006, 06:15:37 AM »
maybe im just to god damn tried to spell cause its 1:15 in the bloody morning and the dog wont shutup

or maybe it could be i cant be stuffed with people like you

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« Reply #247 on: December 28, 2006, 06:26:03 AM »
Is everybody from Australia that surly?

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« Reply #248 on: December 28, 2006, 09:53:57 AM »
Australia does exist.  :roll:

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« Reply #249 on: December 28, 2006, 09:55:03 AM »
Yes, but only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

Today is Thursday, it'll exist tomorrow.


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« Reply #251 on: December 28, 2006, 10:43:31 AM »
Quote from: "dantheman40k"
http://www.science-art.com/gallery/8/8_10182004174328.jpg


http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/landscapes/Skyline_of_Sydney,_Australia1.jpg

The first one was obviously tampered with. Anyone with decent Photoshop skills can make a picture like that. And Sydney is a real city. It just isn't where you think it is.

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« Reply #252 on: December 28, 2006, 11:10:41 AM »
Australia does exist.  :roll:

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« Reply #253 on: December 28, 2006, 11:14:04 AM »
TriangleEarth does exist. :roll:
quot;Pleasure for man, is not a luxury, but a profound psychological need."
-Nathaniel Branden

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« Reply #254 on: December 28, 2006, 02:09:30 PM »
America (USA) dosent exist, there trying to get us off the track by saying australia dosent exist.

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« Reply #255 on: December 28, 2006, 03:13:02 PM »
Quote from: "Astantia"
TriangleEarth does exist. :roll:


Correct.  :lol:

Australia does exist.  :roll:

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« Reply #256 on: December 29, 2006, 04:03:53 AM »
Yeah right. I suppose dinosaurs existed too until a giant hemroid wiped them out.  :roll:

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« Reply #257 on: December 29, 2006, 04:10:53 AM »
KADESH! And greetings. I am an Alien. And as a higher being, I can tell you the RIGHT truth, and set ALL your minds at simple and pleasent ease.

America does not exist. Come to think of it, nor does Iraq. Nor Malasia... Nor France, Germany, Nerderlands, Greenland, North Korea, South Korea, Africa, infact.... Australia and Japan are the ONLY two places in the world that actually exist. How do I know? ONLY a Japanese person could be so smart as to make a conspiracy sooooo massive and complex, and make it actually work out!

Thank you for your time. Kimos, Talae!
 am the alien they all trust. Why? Because I only ever speak the truth.

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« Reply #258 on: December 29, 2006, 05:04:33 AM »
Quote from: "The alien we all trust"
KADESH! And greetings. I am an Alien. And as a higher being, I can tell you the RIGHT truth, and set ALL your minds at simple and pleasent ease.

America does not exist. Come to think of it, nor does Iraq. Nor Malasia... Nor France, Germany, Nerderlands, Greenland, North Korea, South Korea, Africa, infact.... Australia and Japan are the ONLY two places in the world that actually exist. How do I know? ONLY a Japanese person could be so smart as to make a conspiracy sooooo massive and complex, and make it actually work out!

Thank you for your time. Kimos, Talae!


Are you saying the Japanese are smarter than the Australians?

Does this hold true with Australians of Japanese descent?

Are you being detained by the Australian government or are you a legal alien?

What did you do with my cows?

ANSWER ME!!!

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« Reply #259 on: December 29, 2006, 08:48:38 AM »
Quote from: "The alien we all trust"
KADESH! And greetings. I am an Alien. And as a higher being, I can tell you the RIGHT truth, and set ALL your minds at simple and pleasent ease.

America does not exist. Come to think of it, nor does Iraq. Nor Malasia... Nor France, Germany, Nerderlands, Greenland, North Korea, South Korea, Africa, infact.... Australia and Japan are the ONLY two places in the world that actually exist. How do I know? ONLY a Japanese person could be so smart as to make a conspiracy sooooo massive and complex, and make it actually work out!

Thank you for your time. Kimos, Talae!

Of course. And there are no Japanese people in America. :roll:

I suppose Japan nuked themselves then, did they?

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« Reply #260 on: December 29, 2006, 12:29:56 PM »
Quote from: "Masterchief2219"
Quote from: "The alien we all trust"
KADESH! And greetings. I am an Alien. And as a higher being, I can tell you the RIGHT truth, and set ALL your minds at simple and pleasent ease.

America does not exist. Come to think of it, nor does Iraq. Nor Malasia... Nor France, Germany, Nerderlands, Greenland, North Korea, South Korea, Africa, infact.... Australia and Japan are the ONLY two places in the world that actually exist. How do I know? ONLY a Japanese person could be so smart as to make a conspiracy sooooo massive and complex, and make it actually work out!

Thank you for your time. Kimos, Talae!

Of course. And there are no Japanese people in America. :roll:

I suppose Japan nuked themselves then, did they?



And blamed it on the US to account for this oversight.
quot;Pleasure for man, is not a luxury, but a profound psychological need."
-Nathaniel Branden

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« Reply #261 on: December 29, 2006, 03:22:44 PM »
Australia does exist.  :roll:

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« Reply #262 on: December 29, 2006, 10:35:10 PM »
Humans... You dont listen do you. Ah well. I may as well let you confuse yourselves with misconception and disbeleif.

Ovcourse Japanese are more intelegent then Australians. They are more intelegent then any other race on your little backwater world.
I am a legal alien, if you must know. Legally though, I should not be on earth telling you these things. But I thought I might as well, since none of you blasphemers will beleive me anyway. I have no idea why God made your race. You were doomed to denie him and rot in your own sin. GASP you all say. God exists?! Well, dah! He talks to us all the time. Its only you humans that have lost the power to comunicate with him and the angels. Damnible sinner race...

And... What the heck would I want with your cows? They are dumb animals only good for milk. My specie hates milk... but chickens.... mmm.... They taste gooooood!
 am the alien they all trust. Why? Because I only ever speak the truth.

Australia doesn't exist
« Reply #263 on: December 30, 2006, 12:25:07 AM »
Why is it that Australia doesnt exist? New Zealand is closer to Antarctica, anyway.

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« Reply #264 on: December 30, 2006, 09:56:28 AM »
Quote from: "The alien we all trust"
GASP you all say. God exists?! Well, dah! He talks to us all the time.

You expect us to take advice from a race of delusional theists?

I could talk to God all I want if I started smoking the right stuff.

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« Reply #265 on: December 30, 2006, 03:32:35 PM »
Australia does exist.  :roll:

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GeoGuy

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« Reply #266 on: December 30, 2006, 03:35:50 PM »
Everyone in the thread knows this, Triangle. The thread was originally meant to be a parody of the rest of the forums.

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« Reply #267 on: January 03, 2007, 10:18:38 AM »
Quote from: "GeoGuy"
The thread was originally meant to be a parody of the rest of the forums.

It was? :shock:

Thats news to me.

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GeoGuy

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« Reply #268 on: January 03, 2007, 10:21:02 AM »
What was it meant as, then?

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midgard

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« Reply #269 on: January 03, 2007, 10:21:57 AM »
I'm guessing a new theory.