WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #210 on: November 18, 2022, 02:06:49 AM »


I hate to pop that bubble of significance that oozes from every pore of your being and operates as  a barrier to those of us who love you (and we do), but Wolvaccine died in the night at the hands of his own team (apparently) and was declared a UN inspector, but keep up the good work, we’re impressed.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #211 on: November 18, 2022, 02:21:25 AM »
Well I am surprised.

I misjudged wise, my mistake.

It isn't my significance or authority you can feel.

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Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #212 on: November 18, 2022, 03:12:22 AM »

As D1 was making comments that made Jura feel creepy and unclean, she decided to go above decks and have a smoke.

To the east the distant crackles and thuds of artillery tapestried the irregular heartbeat of war, deaths festival of light.
She doubted that if there was a “winner” here, the victor would celebrate with fireworks, they were playthings for societies long divorced from conflict, for those who deferred their senseless fights to places like this, the other side of the TV, a screenplay written in others blood.

Someone had said to her once that everyone prays to god in a trench under barrage, She’d replied, if that’s considered a method for recruitment it was a poor company model and she’d pass.
The only thing she prayed for was the new enlightenment, but latter day Bacon’s and Descartes seemed thin on the ground here amongst the ex-torturers and former television clowns, humanity it seemed would have to wait.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #213 on: November 18, 2022, 03:16:34 AM »
There is still a puzzle waiting to be answered there. Hallo!
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #214 on: November 18, 2022, 04:18:55 AM »
To simplify the question, I need to explain as follows.



As you can see in this drawing, the rays from the sun come to the moon's surface at about the same angle and most of them are scattered into space. The amount of light that can reach the earth is only a very small part of the moon facing the earth. The rest will remain dark and will never be visible.

To simplify the question a bit, you can assume that the incident rays all come at the same angle. What I want from you is the ratio of the blue area visible on the moon to the total lunar surface. You confuse the reality with what you see. Okay, what we're seeing is about 50% anyway. But what we see is what we see. We are here calculating how much of the moon we need to see according to the global theory. If you don't want to calculate it this way, you may not calculate it, it's fine.

I'm not here to propagate to you that the global theory is wrong or that the moon's light is its own. I just want you to place the sun, earth and moon on a shape and calculate how much of the moon should be visible proportionally when we look from the earth. Oh, not 50. Say something logical, I can accept if the answers are close, but if all the answers are far, I will take it as did not get the right answer.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #215 on: November 18, 2022, 04:25:40 AM »

That would only be the case if the moon was a perfectly smooth reflective cue-ball, where irregularities reign you would get reflection from all of that side, so whatever answer you are expecting would be false. 
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #216 on: November 18, 2022, 04:44:12 AM »
In the question, it is said that although the sun, moon and earth are not spheres actually, it is accepted that supposedly  they are. This means a smooth perfect sphere. We already know that it isn't. Please stay in contextualized to the question.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #217 on: November 18, 2022, 04:46:03 AM »

1%.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #218 on: November 18, 2022, 04:53:15 AM »

1%.
I'm ignoring the others as this is the best response I've ever gotten.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #219 on: November 18, 2022, 05:54:40 AM »
Seeing that Bullwinkle was too still, Mohammad Aboo Jack took action.

Today is still the morning of the long day. Inspectors are walking around the market and shopping.



“I've never seen so many sexy women together,” said Crouton as if he had never seen a woman before. Jura made him a shush up with her finger.

Inspector NSS and his new partner, Inspector Alexei, were caught trying to shoot upskirt footage of the girls.

They blamed each other. But the police said it's not a crime here, two-thirds of the girls are single anyway. The police chief wearing a NAZI hat explained that everything would be easier if the girls asked him out directly instead of getting the upskirt image. So where's the fun in that? asked Inspector Alexei. The NSS and the two of them left the Police station giggling.

They spotted Mohammad Aboo Jack lurking a short distance away.

There was an old animosity between the two of Mohammad Aboo Jack and bullwinkle. Mohammad Aboo Jack has raped Bullwinkle's sister. And Bullwinkle has raped Jack's aunt, mother and paternal aunt and killed his cousin. As soon as Jack saw bullwinkle shouted, saying "Allahu Akbar" and threw the spear in her hand. It's an interesting attemp. What century are we living in? In fact, should I have asked, what millennium do we live in? Or should I say, what million years? So okay, things like rockets, grenadas, drones might not exist, they might not have found even a Kalashnikov, but at least wasn't  there even a gun? What is a spear, for God's sake? Anyway. He has 50% chance to hit.

Bullwinkle escaped the spear with an unexpectedly agile movement. Jack's attempt today was unsuccessful. Escaped. Then it will try again.

Day continues.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #220 on: November 18, 2022, 06:13:39 AM »
Holy shit.

Shifter is dead, Mundin is dead, and wise is trying to kill bullwinkle.

Inspector NSS, after leaving the police station, mourns his friend Wolvaccine's tragic death and prepares his belongings to be sent back to Australia.  While packing his belongings, NSS found a statue he had given Wolvaccine.  The statue was of a poop emoji and had an engraved plaque around the base reading as below:

TURD
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NSS choked back a tear, finished packing Wolvaccine's personal items and shipped them home.

Inspector NSS takes another drink of vodka, cheers mate.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #221 on: November 18, 2022, 07:17:31 AM »
wise, the head of the office in Istanbul, impressed by inspector NSS's motivational attitudes, began to consider that perhaps it would be a good idea to continue the research that NSS had started on the staff.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #222 on: November 18, 2022, 08:01:30 AM »
To simplify the question, I need to explain as follows.



As you can see in this drawing, the rays from the sun come to the moon's surface at about the same angle and most of them are scattered into space. The amount of light that can reach the earth is only a very small part of the moon facing the earth. The rest will remain dark and will never be visible.

To simplify the question a bit, you can assume that the incident rays all come at the same angle. What I want from you is the ratio of the blue area visible on the moon to the total lunar surface. You confuse the reality with what you see. Okay, what we're seeing is about 50% anyway. But what we see is what we see. We are here calculating how much of the moon we need to see according to the global theory. If you don't want to calculate it this way, you may not calculate it, it's fine.

I'm not here to propagate to you that the global theory is wrong or that the moon's light is its own. I just want you to place the sun, earth and moon on a shape and calculate how much of the moon should be visible proportionally when we look from the earth. Oh, not 50. Say something logical, I can accept if the answers are close, but if all the answers are far, I will take it as did not get the right answer.


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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #223 on: November 18, 2022, 08:10:39 AM »
They spotted Mohammad Aboo Jack lurking a short distance away.

There was an old animosity between the two of Mohammad Aboo Jack and bullwinkle. Mohammad Aboo Jack has raped Bullwinkle's sister. And Bullwinkle has raped Jack's aunt, mother and paternal aunt and killed his cousin. As soon as Jack saw bullwinkle shouted, saying "Allahu Akbar" and threw the spear in her hand. It's an interesting attemp. What century are we living in? In fact, should I have asked, what millennium do we live in? Or should I say, what million years? So okay, things like rockets, grenadas, drones might not exist, they might not have found even a Kalashnikov, but at least wasn't  there even a gun? What is a spear, for God's sake? Anyway. He has 50% chance to hit.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #224 on: November 18, 2022, 08:21:31 AM »
To simplify the question, I need to explain as follows.



As you can see in this drawing, the rays from the sun come to the moon's surface at about the same angle and most of them are scattered into space. The amount of light that can reach the earth is only a very small part of the moon facing the earth. The rest will remain dark and will never be visible.

To simplify the question a bit, you can assume that the incident rays all come at the same angle. What I want from you is the ratio of the blue area visible on the moon to the total lunar surface. You confuse the reality with what you see. Okay, what we're seeing is about 50% anyway. But what we see is what we see. We are here calculating how much of the moon we need to see according to the global theory. If you don't want to calculate it this way, you may not calculate it, it's fine.

I'm not here to propagate to you that the global theory is wrong or that the moon's light is its own. I just want you to place the sun, earth and moon on a shape and calculate how much of the moon should be visible proportionally when we look from the earth. Oh, not 50. Say something logical, I can accept if the answers are close, but if all the answers are far, I will take it as did not get the right answer.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #225 on: November 18, 2022, 08:29:59 AM »
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #226 on: November 18, 2022, 09:04:29 AM »
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #227 on: November 18, 2022, 09:36:16 AM »
I do not like meddling in your business but you can also lynch the pervert who bombed Natalya's white ass, in your spare time.
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« Reply #228 on: November 18, 2022, 11:05:34 AM »
The same side of the moon is always shown no matter what and that's like 40%-50% of the moon.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #229 on: November 18, 2022, 11:49:40 AM »
I can't read "dip dip potato chip" without laughing my ass off.
Comedy gold, Inspector NSS.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #230 on: November 18, 2022, 11:54:25 AM »
Wolvaccine is a penguin.
So is Crouton.

Crouton you could learn a thing or two, that was artful Jura.

Interesting theory.  Perhaps I am and I killed boydster just for cover.

It's happened before, but it's usually a last ditch effort when things aren't going well for the penguins.
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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #231 on: November 18, 2022, 11:55:37 AM »
Wolvaccine is a penguin.
So is Crouton.

Crouton you could learn a thing or two, that was artful Jura.

Interesting theory.  Perhaps I am and I killed boydster just for cover.

It's happened before, but it's usually a last ditch effort when things aren't going well for the penguins.

When me and NSS went back and forward with butt rape and Kanchou, did it make you hard?

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #232 on: November 18, 2022, 12:10:09 PM »
Wolvaccine is a penguin.
So is Crouton.

Crouton you could learn a thing or two, that was artful Jura.

Interesting theory.  Perhaps I am and I killed boydster just for cover.

It's happened before, but it's usually a last ditch effort when things aren't going well for the penguins.

When me and NSS went back and forward with butt rape and Kanchou, did it make you hard?

NSS did nothing of the such.
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« Reply #233 on: November 18, 2022, 12:12:00 PM »
Wolvaccine is a penguin.
So is Crouton.

Crouton you could learn a thing or two, that was artful Jura.

Interesting theory.  Perhaps I am and I killed boydster just for cover.

It's happened before, but it's usually a last ditch effort when things aren't going well for the penguins.

When me and NSS went back and forward with butt rape and Kanchou, did it make you hard?

NSS did nothing of the such.

Dip dip potato chip.
I can't read that without laughing. You're one of the funniest people here.

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #234 on: November 18, 2022, 01:23:15 PM »
The dead can talk at least during the weekend, right? We used to consider that "twilight" instead of strictly day or night, to let everyone still chat in the main thread

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #235 on: November 18, 2022, 09:56:42 PM »
The dead can talk at least during the weekend, right? We used to consider that "twilight" instead of strictly day or night, to let everyone still chat in the main thread

I hope you and your teammates realize that when you go off the scenario and try to complicate the narrator's job, there is an opposite payoff.

Have fun.
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« Reply #236 on: November 18, 2022, 10:28:35 PM »
I say we let the dead talk during twilight. There's nothing in the rules that says they can't.

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« Reply #237 on: November 18, 2022, 10:35:29 PM »
There is. It is a general rule of werepenguin.

It is not required to remind which rule is valid and which is not valid. The rules reminded here those you need to know. Others already known.

If general rules of werepenguin would not be applied this game, so it was not necessary to set the name of the game werepenguin, but anything else.
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« Reply #238 on: November 18, 2022, 10:41:34 PM »
There is. It is a general rule of werepenguin.

Where might I find the general rules?

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Re: WerePenguins Grain Aisle, Return of the Nazis
« Reply #239 on: November 18, 2022, 10:53:57 PM »
This game has been played in this forum more than twenty. You can find them by a search. Alternatively the only rule you need to know here, deads can't talk in days. Some rules may vary, those already mentioned here.
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