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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #330 on: July 27, 2010, 03:16:25 PM »
Quote from: EnigmaZV on July 27, 2010, 01:36:13 PM
Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #331 on: July 27, 2010, 04:07:29 PM »
Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on July 27, 2010, 03:16:25 PM
Quote from: EnigmaZV on July 27, 2010, 01:36:13 PM
Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky
I knew twins like that. One killed the other and ate his toe and left index finger.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #332 on: July 27, 2010, 08:28:44 PM »
Did he only have one toe?
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #333 on: July 27, 2010, 09:14:43 PM »
Quote from: Vongeo on July 27, 2010, 04:07:29 PM
Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on July 27, 2010, 03:16:25 PM
Quote from: EnigmaZV on July 27, 2010, 01:36:13 PM
Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky
I knew twins like that. One killed the other and ate his toe and left index finger.

lulwut?
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #334 on: July 27, 2010, 11:20:24 PM »
If the benefits received by each individual were proportionate to its inferiority—if, as a consequence, multiplication of the inferior was furthered, and multiplication of the superior hindered, progressive degradation would result; and eventually the degenerate species would fail to hold its ground in presence of antagonistic species and competing species.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #335 on: July 28, 2010, 04:16:22 AM »
Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on July 27, 2010, 03:16:25 PM
Quote from: EnigmaZV on July 27, 2010, 01:36:13 PM
Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky

It's also extremely rare. There's a window of hot unprotected sex here Gayer, don't listen to the scaremongers!
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #336 on: July 28, 2010, 04:37:02 AM »
Quote from: Crustinator on July 28, 2010, 04:16:22 AM
Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on July 27, 2010, 03:16:25 PM
Quote from: EnigmaZV on July 27, 2010, 01:36:13 PM
Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky

It's also extremely rare. There's a window of hot unprotected sex here Gayer, don't listen to the scaremongers!
But what if?................
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #337 on: July 28, 2010, 10:34:06 AM »
Quote from: Benocrates on July 27, 2010, 09:14:43 PM
Quote from: Vongeo on July 27, 2010, 04:07:29 PM
Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on July 27, 2010, 03:16:25 PM
Quote from: EnigmaZV on July 27, 2010, 01:36:13 PM
Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky
I knew twins like that. One killed the other and ate his toe and left index finger.

lulwut?
I think it was the younger one.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #338 on: July 28, 2010, 04:49:31 PM »
I bought the first thing for the baby, well it was just an ear and forehead thermometer
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #339 on: July 28, 2010, 05:01:50 PM »
Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on July 28, 2010, 04:49:31 PM
I bought the first thing for the baby, well it was just an ear and forehead thermometer

I can understand the forehead thermometer, but isn't it a little pessimistic to prepare for your kid being born with one ear?
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #340 on: July 28, 2010, 05:10:47 PM »
The opportunity to post sick minded shit in this thread is almost overwhelming.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #341 on: July 28, 2010, 05:19:55 PM »
Quote from: Parsifal on July 28, 2010, 05:01:50 PM
Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on July 28, 2010, 04:49:31 PM
I bought the first thing for the baby, well it was just an ear and forehead thermometer

I can understand the forehead thermometer, but isn't it a little pessimistic to prepare for your kid being born with one ear?

Any child of mine is surely going to be a freak of nature
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #342 on: July 28, 2010, 07:21:41 PM »
Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on July 28, 2010, 05:19:55 PM
Any child of mine is surely going to be a freak of nature

Maybe we should save some of these comments for when the kid grows up.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #343 on: July 28, 2010, 07:33:47 PM »
You should name the child either Seven or Soda. Equally good for a male or a female.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #344 on: July 28, 2010, 07:36:25 PM »
Quote from: Benocrates on July 28, 2010, 07:33:47 PM
You should name the child either Seven or Pop. Equally good for a male or a female.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #345 on: July 28, 2010, 07:49:45 PM »
Quote from: Benjamin Franklin on July 28, 2010, 07:36:25 PM
Quote from: Benocrates on July 28, 2010, 07:33:47 PM
You should name the child either Seven or Pop. Equally good for a male or a female.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #346 on: July 28, 2010, 07:51:31 PM »
Congratulations!
Hope all goes well. :)
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #347 on: July 28, 2010, 07:53:56 PM »
Quote from: Benocrates on July 28, 2010, 07:33:47 PM
You should name the child either Seven or Soda. Equally good for a male or a female.

I laughed (big Seinfeld fan)
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #348 on: July 28, 2010, 08:14:11 PM »
Quote from: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 28, 2010, 07:53:56 PM
Quote from: Benocrates on July 28, 2010, 07:33:47 PM
You should name the child either Seven or Soda. Equally good for a male or a female.

I laughed (big Seinfeld fan)

Me too :P

Also, regarding the Seven comment, I've mentioned this elsewhere, but I know a girl named 5.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #349 on: July 28, 2010, 08:15:50 PM »
I know a brother and sister, last named Toast, first names Rye (boy), Cinnamon (girl). No joke, friends of the family.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #350 on: July 28, 2010, 08:26:03 PM »
What cruel parents. But funny.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #351 on: July 28, 2010, 10:06:04 PM »
I knew a guy named Don Donald.  His wife's name was Donna.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #352 on: July 28, 2010, 10:31:14 PM »
I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #353 on: July 28, 2010, 10:57:16 PM »
Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on July 28, 2010, 10:31:14 PM
I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.

I do believe that both seven and soda fit into your rubric.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #354 on: July 28, 2010, 11:00:22 PM »
They don't fit into the not being weird bit.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #355 on: July 28, 2010, 11:15:13 PM »
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #356 on: July 28, 2010, 11:28:05 PM »
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #357 on: July 29, 2010, 04:15:43 AM »
Quote from: Crustinator on July 28, 2010, 05:10:47 PM
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #358 on: July 29, 2010, 04:22:46 AM »
Is Gayer intending to breast feed as nature intended :), or will she be EVIL and bottle feed >:(?
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #359 on: July 29, 2010, 04:55:44 AM »
If it's the former then I demand pictures!
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