Gayer is gonna be a mum

Not true, I know of someone who got pregnant while being pregnant.

Not true, I know of someone who got pregnant while being pregnant.

Lies!

I heard of that...but I can't remember any details. It was some wacky shit though.

Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

I hear that's quite common. A lot of people who take pregnancy tests after having sex while pregnant find it turns out positive.

A lot of people who take pregnancy tests after having sex while pregnant find it turns out positive.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky

Quote from: EnigmaZV on July 27, 2010, 01:36:13 PM

Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky

I knew twins like that. One killed the other and ate his toe and left index finger.

Did he only have one toe?

Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on July 27, 2010, 03:16:25 PM

Quote from: EnigmaZV on July 27, 2010, 01:36:13 PM

Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky

I knew twins like that. One killed the other and ate his toe and left index finger.

lulwut?

If the benefits received by each individual were proportionate to its inferiority—if, as a consequence, multiplication of the inferior was furthered, and multiplication of the superior hindered, progressive degradation would result; and eventually the degenerate species would fail to hold its ground in presence of antagonistic species and competing species.
  -Herbert Spencer

Quote from: EnigmaZV on July 27, 2010, 01:36:13 PM

Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky

It's also extremely rare. There's a window of hot unprotected sex here Gayer, don't listen to the scaremongers!

Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on July 27, 2010, 03:16:25 PM

Quote from: EnigmaZV on July 27, 2010, 01:36:13 PM

Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky

It's also extremely rare. There's a window of hot unprotected sex here Gayer, don't listen to the scaremongers!

But what if?................

Quote from: Vongeo on July 27, 2010, 04:07:29 PM

Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on July 27, 2010, 03:16:25 PM

Quote from: EnigmaZV on July 27, 2010, 01:36:13 PM

Some women have been known to continue to have some periods throughout their pregnancy, if one of these eggs become fertilized, they can get pregnant again while still being pregnant.  I know of twins who were conceived 2 months apart.

Thats freaky

I knew twins like that. One killed the other and ate his toe and left index finger.

lulwut?

I think it was the younger one.

I bought the first thing for the baby, well it was just an ear and forehead thermometer

I bought the first thing for the baby, well it was just an ear and forehead thermometer

I can understand the forehead thermometer, but isn't it a little pessimistic to prepare for your kid being born with one ear?

The opportunity to post sick minded shit in this thread is almost overwhelming.

Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on July 28, 2010, 04:49:31 PM

I bought the first thing for the baby, well it was just an ear and forehead thermometer

I can understand the forehead thermometer, but isn't it a little pessimistic to prepare for your kid being born with one ear?

Any child of mine is surely going to be a freak of nature

Any child of mine is surely going to be a freak of nature

Maybe we should save some of these comments for when the kid grows up.

You should name the child either Seven or Soda. Equally good for a male or a female.

You should name the child either Seven or Pop. Equally good for a male or a female.

Fixed

Quote from: Benocrates on July 28, 2010, 07:33:47 PM

You should name the child either Seven or Pop. Equally good for a male or a female.

Fixed

Um...no

Congratulations!
Hope all goes well.

You should name the child either Seven or Soda. Equally good for a male or a female.

I laughed (big Seinfeld fan)

Quote from: Benocrates on July 28, 2010, 07:33:47 PM

You should name the child either Seven or Soda. Equally good for a male or a female.

I laughed (big Seinfeld fan)

Me too

Also, regarding the Seven comment, I've mentioned this elsewhere, but I know a girl named 5.

I know a brother and sister, last named Toast, first names Rye (boy), Cinnamon (girl). No joke, friends of the family.

What cruel parents. But funny.

I knew a guy named Don Donald.  His wife's name was Donna.

I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.

I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.

I do believe that both seven and soda fit into your rubric.