Gayer is gonna be a mum

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #360 on: July 28, 2010, 11:00:22 PM »
They don't fit into the not being weird bit.
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #363 on: July 29, 2010, 04:15:43 AM »
The opportunity to post sick minded shit in this thread is almost overwhelming.
Not suggesting anything here.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #364 on: July 29, 2010, 04:22:46 AM »
Is Gayer intending to breast feed as nature intended :), or will she be EVIL and bottle feed >:(?
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #365 on: July 29, 2010, 04:55:44 AM »
If it's the former then I demand pictures!

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #366 on: July 29, 2010, 08:06:04 AM »
I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.

John or Jane Doe should work quite nicely.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #367 on: July 29, 2010, 10:17:56 AM »
I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.

John or Jane Doe should work quite nicely.

Doe doesn't work and its not dead
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #368 on: July 29, 2010, 10:20:34 AM »
I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.

Call it "Stop!"

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #369 on: July 29, 2010, 10:26:45 AM »
Is Gayer intending to breast feed as nature intended :), or will she be EVIL and bottle feed >:(?

breast feeding of course
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #370 on: July 29, 2010, 10:28:48 AM »
Feeeeeeeeeeeeed me ham

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #371 on: July 29, 2010, 10:56:12 AM »
I'm really not gonna give my child some weird name. I want something thats easy to pronounce and spell in both Finnish and English.

John or Jane Doe should work quite nicely.

Doe doesn't work and its not dead

You do not have to be dead to be a John or Jane Doe.  Just unknown or anonymous.

Does anyone remember the Bill Cosby routine where he and his brother thought that their names were Jesus Christ and Dammit?
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It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. "Dammit, will you stop all that noise?" And, "Jesus Christ, sit down!" One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, "Dammit will you get back in here!" I said, "Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #372 on: July 29, 2010, 06:42:02 PM »
I lurk occasionally (mostly for updates to Roundy's book) and I can assure you that my sentiments are genuine.

Tits or GTFO.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #373 on: July 29, 2010, 06:42:43 PM »
I just wouldn't expect Oscar to still be reading these forums to even know, and then to bother making an account to say congrats
I lurk occasionally (mostly for updates to Roundy's book) and I can assure you that my sentiments are genuine.

Also, if you're still struggling to come up with a name, I happen to know a good one.

I'm so happy to see that you're still reading my book.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #374 on: July 29, 2010, 07:43:28 PM »
If you hop up and down, can you feel the baby sloshing around inside you?  8)

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #375 on: July 29, 2010, 08:57:38 PM »
I just wouldn't expect Oscar to still be reading these forums to even know, and then to bother making an account to say congrats
I lurk occasionally (mostly for updates to Roundy's book) and I can assure you that my sentiments are genuine.

Also, if you're still struggling to come up with a name, I happen to know a good one.

Yay I love you Oscar!

If you hop up and down, can you feel the baby sloshing around inside you?  8)

erm no
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #376 on: July 29, 2010, 09:23:26 PM »
If you hop up and down, can you feel the baby sloshing around inside you?  8)

erm no

That's probably a sign that its dead...

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #377 on: July 29, 2010, 09:30:50 PM »
If you hop up and down, can you feel the baby sloshing around inside you?  8)

erm no

That's probably a sign that its dead...

 :(
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #378 on: July 30, 2010, 02:56:36 AM »
Holy shit! A very late congrats from me! ;D

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #379 on: July 30, 2010, 03:03:35 AM »
Gayer just fell down some stairs...there isn't going to be a baby anymore.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #380 on: July 30, 2010, 08:16:22 AM »
Gayer just fell down some stairs...there isn't going to be a baby anymore.

In Utah that is considered man slaughter and she'd be sent to jail.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #381 on: July 30, 2010, 09:32:25 AM »
Gayer just fell down some stairs...there isn't going to be a baby anymore.

In Utah that is considered man slaughter and she'd be sent to jail.

And in some Islamic countries, she'd be stoned to death for getting pregnant out of wedlock.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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Besides, perhaps FET is a conspiracy too.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #382 on: July 30, 2010, 10:38:47 AM »
Gayer just fell down some stairs...there isn't going to be a baby anymore.

In Utah that is considered man slaughter and she'd be sent to jail.

I actually read a news article somewhat similar to that.  It was about a pregnant woman who got into a car crash and lost her baby.  The police arrested her for manslaughter.  But you know what the most baffling thing of all is?  This took place in Massachusetts, where abortion is actually legal.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #383 on: July 30, 2010, 11:41:24 PM »
Holy shit! A very late congrats from me! ;D

Cheers Masterchef!
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #384 on: July 31, 2010, 03:37:34 AM »
Gayer just fell down some stairs...there isn't going to be a baby anymore.

In Utah that is considered man slaughter and she'd be sent to jail.

And in some Islamic countries, she'd be stoned to death for getting pregnant out of wedlock.

Not to death. They'd have nothing against her just walking away from the stoning

if she can climb out of the ground whilst buried chest-deep.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #385 on: August 01, 2010, 08:59:13 AM »
I thought it america the supreme court held up a woman's right to kill her own baby, you only could get arrested if you were helping a pregnant woman abort it.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #386 on: August 03, 2010, 11:29:12 PM »
I went to the second hand shop yesterday and bought some clothes for the baby  :D
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #387 on: August 04, 2010, 12:55:03 AM »
I went to the second hand shop yesterday and bought some clothes for the baby  :D
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #388 on: August 04, 2010, 05:37:50 AM »
My mum wants to crochet a blanket for it for me to send with whatever present I get for it.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #389 on: August 04, 2010, 06:27:42 AM »
My sweeties are probably going to be kept for the baby when he grows up.  :(
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