Gayer is gonna be a mum

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Gayer is gonna be a mum
« on: July 13, 2010, 02:16:47 AM »
In about 6 months time.

The baby currently known as 'It' -


Oh well, at least now I know whats so magic about Magic condoms
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2010, 02:18:04 AM »
I call bullshit.
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2010, 02:21:25 AM »
Really not bullshit, went for the 12 week scan this morning, tis definitely in there!
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2010, 02:23:21 AM »
How long have you known? Also, it'll be hilarious if your child ever reads the FES post about itself.
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2010, 02:25:37 AM »
Since the 1st of June, though really the throwing up before that should have been a giveaway...

I want FES baby clothes for it!
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2010, 02:27:07 AM »
Since the 1st of June, though really the throwing up before that should have been a giveaway...

I want FES baby clothes for it!

Well I'm going to assume your post count will plummet ~6 months from now.
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2010, 02:29:15 AM »
Since the 1st of June, though really the throwing up before that should have been a giveaway...

I want FES baby clothes for it!

Well I'm going to assume your post count will plummet ~6 months from now.

Yeah I'm pretty sure it will. I'll be studying from home too, maybe
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2010, 02:33:30 AM »
This saddens me. However congratulations, I think you should name it Gayer. The Finn's probably wouldn't get it, and all the FES members would lol.
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2010, 02:36:55 AM »
I don't think I'd be allowed to name it Gayer. They have rules here about what you can name your baby. Hmm maybe I could say its a name important to my culture.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2010, 02:42:50 AM »
Seriously they have laws about that? Also how do they know it wasn't the name of one of your great grandparents or something?
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2010, 02:49:46 AM »
Yeah you're not supposed to give it names that belong to the other gender, can't have too many names, can't be a name that is used as a last name usually, and needs to have Finnish spelling and pronunciation unless one of the parents is foreign. So I dunno, maybe Gayer would be approved.

That said it seems they don't always apply the rules. There's one man with the same name as me, there's a few female Jesus's and Muhammeds and prolly other ones that don't fit with the gender rules
« Last Edit: July 13, 2010, 02:51:32 AM by Colonel Gaydafi »
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2010, 03:03:46 AM »
How about this name it Jesus spelled with an H. So it's phonetically Mexican, however spelling wise it's all English. On that note I'm going to go to bed.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2010, 03:05:14 AM »
Meh I'll probably go for some old traditional Finnish name anyway
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2010, 03:25:32 AM »
Congrats Gayer. Way to be another unemployed welfare mom. Don't you people have birth control? I mean seriously...
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I can't wait till you have a little baby Dann running around in Finland.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2010, 03:30:43 AM »
Technically I'm a student welfare mum cos I'm too young to be considered unemployed here.

And I'm not naming it Dann!
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2010, 03:44:10 AM »
Yes you are. After your besterest and longest running TFES best friend.

And because imma send it presents.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2010, 04:00:32 AM »
Congrat's This little tune is for you.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2010, 04:09:17 AM »
This is terrible news! In 6 months there'll be almost no posts from the Queen of FES.

I also think you should call it Tom Bishop ****(I know your last name, not sure if you want the rest of the world to) if it's a boy

And  any of the female forms of Chris if it's a girl.

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2010, 04:50:18 AM »
Congratulations! But also WEIRD
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2010, 05:31:26 AM »
Give it a viking name! Do it!

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2010, 05:39:38 AM »
Congratulations!
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2010, 05:44:32 AM »
Well I'm going to assume your post count will plummet ~6 months from now.

Why would she suddenly start deleting a lot of posts?
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2010, 05:56:03 AM »
This is terrible news! In 6 months there'll be almost no posts from the Queen of FES.

I also think you should call it Tom Bishop ****(I know your last name, not sure if you want the rest of the world to) if it's a boy

And  any of the female forms of Chris if it's a girl.
Or I could name it Samual Rowbotham ****

Congratulations! But also WEIRD

Yeah definitely weird, there's something in my belly, thats WEIRD

Give it a viking name! Do it!

If its a boy I already know what I wanna call it (if the Bloke agrees too) and its an old Lapp name so maybe it could be a viking name
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2010, 06:23:48 AM »
I hate childrens and babies.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2010, 06:34:48 AM »
Then you don't get to be Uncle SupahLovah
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2010, 07:09:01 AM »
I'll more than likely be an uncle eventually, my sisters are sluts.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2010, 07:11:32 AM »
Delightful
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2010, 07:26:24 AM »
Is this our first FES baby?

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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2010, 07:27:15 AM »
Is this our first FES baby?

No, Saddam has been posting for a few years now.
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Re: Gayer is gonna be a mum
« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2010, 07:29:51 AM »
I'll congratulate you, but only if you promise to name it, boy or girl, Benjamin Franklin.