Australia doesn't exist

And why are there commercials that ask you to visit Australlia?

That's an easy one.  Propaganda.

How come you can actually do it?

we have gone over this... sometimes they take you to a highly advnced studio, sometimes they shoot you...

however, i belive they have an amazing 3d virtual reality machine that actually makes austrilia come to life...

we have gone over this... sometimes they take you to a highly advnced studio, sometimes they shoot you...

however, i belive they have an amazing 3d virtual reality machine that actually makes austrilia come to life...

How come you can live in Australlia?

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we have gone over this... sometimes they take you to a highly advnced studio, sometimes they shoot you...

however, i belive they have an amazing 3d virtual reality machine that actually makes austrilia come to life...

How come you can live in Australlia?

You can't silly. It doesn't exist.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?  If you want to claim that Australia doesn't exist, fine, but why the fuck would waste your time arguing that Australia actually does exist?  Don't you know that Australia exists?  Don't you know that the people arguing that Australia doesn't exist actually do know that it exists and are just putting forward this theory as a cheap and meaningless attempt at point scoring against flat Earthers?  Considering they know that Australia exists, how can you possible beat them in an argument to the contrary?  You can't convince them that Australia exists because they already know that.  The stupidity of some people is truly astounding.  Even more so in this case than in the case of the round Earthers trying to convince us that the Earth isn't flat.

and there goes an agent trying to stop this thread

Well what diff does it makes if it exist or not ?  :wink:

but mars do exist! it is a planet! it exists!

What the fuck is wrong with you people?  If you want to claim that Australia doesn't exist, fine, but why the fuck would waste your time arguing that Australia actually does exist?

Because they aren't really sure that it exists. They are really trying to convince themselves of its existence.

Don't you know that Australia exists?

Nobody does, including you:

That's only because you believe what you are told about the world.  How do you know that anything you know about the world is correct?  Does Australia actually exist? - Even if you've been there, or even if you live there like I do - you could never have proof that it actually exists and appears like it does on the map - it could have a completely different shape and you have to trust the authorities and the media.  It's possible that nothing you've been taught is actually true.

Obviously the reason you can't keep your story straight is because you are an undercover fed.

Don't you know that the people arguing that Australia doesn't exist actually do know that it exists and are just putting forward this theory as a cheap and meaningless attempt at point scoring against flat Earthers?

Or maybe I am the only one who knows the truth. Australia was made up by the government in an attempt to gain more money and power.

Considering they know that Australia exists, how can you possible beat them in an argument to the contrary?  You can't convince them that Australia exists because they already know that.

If they could provide some evidence they could prove it easily. But they don't have any. There is no evidence that Australia exists, because it doesn't.

The stupidity of some people is truly astounding.

That means a lot coming from someone who claims the Earth is flat.  

Even more so in this case than in the case of the round Earthers trying to convince us that the Earth isn't flat.

So the amount of stupidity involved in this debate is somewhere above 0. Thanks for clearing that up for us.

Let's just go to Australia via satellite beam.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?  [ . . ] why the fuck [ . . .]?

We're suffering from a disease known as manners.  We drink tea with our index fingers sticking up in the air, and refuse to debase the English language with the entirely gratuitous abuse of profanity.

In response to the Halo fanboy.  Those posts have completely different context and, indeed, are aimed at completely different people.  You can claim that Australia doesn't exist as much as you like.  I don't care.  On the other hand I don't understand why people bother to argue that Australia does exist.

We're suffering from a disease known as manners. We drink tea with our index fingers sticking up in the air, and refuse to debase the English language with the entirely gratuitous abuse of profane language.

One of the major mistakes people make is that they think manners are the expression of happy ideas.

You can claim that Australia doesn't exist as much as you like.

In your case it's wishful thinking. :wink:

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Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia.

Australia does exist.  Everytime Australia wins a gold medal in The Olympics, once every 12 years if they're lucky, the orchestra plays God Save The Queen, which makes you think Australia is part of England, as it is really.

australia is part of the commonwealth, not part of the landmass known as england.

Australia does exist.  Everytime Australia wins a gold medal in The Olympics, once every 12 years if they're lucky, the orchestra plays God Save The Queen, which makes you think Australia is part of England, as it is really.

Unsure if that is a joke or not, considering the medal tally at the Olympics...

http://www.smh.com.au/olympics/medaltally/

As you can see - Australia won 17 gold medals while your country only won 9...  Also we have had our own national anthem for over 20 years.  Which has no mention of God or the Queen.

http://www.hamilton.net.au/advance.html

Nuke all of Australia, and then it won't be an issue anymore.

Nuke all of Australia, and then it won't be an issue anymore.

Even If you Nuke australia... it will still be there  :roll:

Then what about Steve Irwin? Was he part of the conspiracy? Did the govrnment stage his death with the stingray because he leaked information or some dumb shit like that? Or are you going to say he doesn't exist as well?
 
 I believe in a round earth. I do say that your theory is plausible, though I do see holes. Yet, saying an entire continent that a friend of mine recently visited does not exist is ridiculous. And don't start with her being part of the conspiracy. No one would trust a fourteen year old with something so important like keeping a government secret quiet.

 Honestly, though, if you want people to take you seriously, Flat Earthers, why don't you make your ideas..not ridiculous? Why don't you give a few reasons for why the government MIGHT want to keep it quiet. At least the crazies at the alien forums I go to (I believe in aliens, yes, but only in the fact that there's probobly other living beings somewhere off of earth, even if it's not in this solar system or whatever) give reasons why the government might keep it quiet.

 As with the alien forums, I'm sure I will have a fun stay here.

Nuke all of Australia, and then it won't be an issue anymore.

Haven't you read On the Beach? Australia will be the last place to go in a nuclear war.

wtf mate?

australia is part of the commonwealth, [ . . . ].

The English Commonwealth, headed by good Queen Brenda II of England.

Nuke all of Australia, and then it won't be an issue anymore.

The English already have done.  It's where we test our nuclear weapons, unlike those evil North Koreans, who use their own country.

Well, as an Australian I can tell you with some certainty that Australia does infact exist. Unless of course I also don't exist, which means I am a figment of your imagination. Do you want to be labelled as crazy?

And for Sara H B Ranson, watch as we Aussies proceed in inserting a cricket bat in each English players rectum, and send you home Ashes-less.

Everytime Australia wins a gold medal in The Olympics, once every 12 years if they're lucky, the orchestra plays God Save The Queen, which makes you think Australia is part of England, as it is really.

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australia is part of the commonwealth, [ . . . ].

The English Commonwealth, headed by good Queen Brenda II of England.

yes, australia is a part of th english commonwealth, but not a part england.

as beast linked, australia won more golds than england and the orchestra did not play god save the queen, it played advance australia fair.

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Nuke all of Australia, and then it won't be an issue anymore.

The English already have done.  It's where we test our nuclear weapons, unlike those evil North Koreans, who use their own country.

that should be past tense, that happened in the 50's.  one of the many ways the english fucked australians over.

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It's where we test our nuclear weapons, unlike those evil North Koreans, who use their own country.

that should be past tense, that happened in the 50's.  one of the many ways the english fucked australians over.

Oh yes, I remember the 1950s.  That's the decade before the 1960s, when the English packed off all the children of unmarried mothers, to childrens' homes, in Australia.

I'm sure that must make you feel very proud.

I'm sure that must make you feel very proud.

National pride is not part of the British character, meanness and mendacity are.