Is that really you, Ali? How did you get on the Internet? You're supposed to be on death row!
I am, they just keep delaying my sentence. Talabani authorized it back in February. The "psychological propaganda" defense didn't work. I think they're really going to kill me this time, Saddam. You gotta get me out of here! You're on good terms with the Americans these days, aren't you? Think you can convince them to perform one last body double switch for your dear cousin?
Oh, by the way, Aziz says hi.