The Book (opinions page)

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #570 on: December 25, 2007, 01:44:03 PM »
Want MOAR Saddam.

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #571 on: December 27, 2007, 04:44:15 AM »
another bit and another section to be updated later. I'm on fire.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #572 on: December 27, 2007, 09:45:12 AM »
Great chapter!  I sense things are about to get really exciting. 
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #573 on: December 27, 2007, 10:52:42 AM »
I would totally do the me in this book. Im hot.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #574 on: December 27, 2007, 11:45:20 AM »
Good chapter!

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #575 on: December 27, 2007, 11:48:02 AM »
Gulliver be funny.  Does he get a death scene?

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #576 on: December 27, 2007, 11:53:13 AM »
Gulliver be funny.  Does he get a death scene?

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #577 on: December 27, 2007, 02:20:09 PM »
Another new section added where we re-join Saddam's back-story

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #578 on: December 27, 2007, 02:25:29 PM »
Another new section added where we re-join Saddam's back-story
It's a good read, Chris! Are you going to think about publishing it when you conclude it?

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #579 on: December 27, 2007, 02:27:56 PM »
Another new section added where we re-join Saddam's back-story
It's a good read, Chris! Are you going to think about publishing it when you conclude it?

Hmm... it's an idea... I'd have to clean it up a lot first though...

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #580 on: December 27, 2007, 02:28:48 PM »
WHERE IS GAYER'S AND CHRIS'S SEX SCENE??!?!

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #581 on: December 27, 2007, 02:31:32 PM »
Would you have me climax (pun intended) a sub-plot so early?

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #582 on: December 27, 2007, 02:35:41 PM »
Yes...No...

Well Raist and Dann have already done it!  Gayer and Chris should, too!

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #583 on: December 27, 2007, 02:50:25 PM »
Yes...No...

Well Raist and Dann have already done it!  Gayer and Chris should, too!

But have they?

It's only implied after all...

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #584 on: December 27, 2007, 03:05:04 PM »
Yes...No...

Well Raist and Dann have already done it!  Gayer and Chris should, too!
We did not. Your misunderstanding of Man Lurve is pathetic. We were prolly playing magic cards.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #585 on: December 27, 2007, 04:01:06 PM »
And waving your magic wands.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #586 on: December 27, 2007, 04:16:18 PM »
I still think I would make a great enigmatic variable of needlessly cryptic clues and undetermined loyalties.

I could envision a whole scene around Trekky's Sister's misunderstanding of what "Waterboarding" really is too.
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #587 on: December 28, 2007, 08:35:50 AM »
nice entries chris spaghetti...
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #588 on: December 28, 2007, 08:38:50 AM »
Hooray!  I am an intriguing character.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #589 on: December 28, 2007, 09:15:04 AM »
I'm not even a bad guy. :(
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #590 on: December 28, 2007, 09:15:48 AM »
How do you know? :o

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #591 on: December 28, 2007, 09:27:13 AM »
In Chris' book, stupid.
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #592 on: December 28, 2007, 09:29:41 AM »
You could be a traitor all along.  No one ever suspected you.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #593 on: December 28, 2007, 09:40:02 AM »
That's what I'm saying... "undetermined loyalties"... They know I'm working for the conspiracy, but why am I helping them? What's my game? Am I a rogue agent or am I just leading them into a trap?

But see, I'm not even in the book.
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #594 on: December 28, 2007, 10:35:07 AM »
I like book.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #595 on: December 28, 2007, 10:38:48 AM »
Yes...No...

Well Raist and Dann have already done it!  Gayer and Chris should, too!
We did not. Your misunderstanding of Man Lurve is pathetic. We were prolly playing magic cards.
Or planning our manly ventures on the ice. Like headfirst ice diving.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #596 on: December 28, 2007, 10:57:11 AM »
Yes...No...

Well Raist and Dann have already done it!  Gayer and Chris should, too!
We did not. Your misunderstanding of Man Lurve is pathetic. We were prolly playing magic cards.
Or planning our manly ventures on the ice. Like headfirst ice diving.
Ed Zachary. We were prolly planning our plot to save the world from the conspiracy. Or to save the world by not exposing the conspiracy.

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« Reply #597 on: December 28, 2007, 10:58:08 AM »
Yes...No...

Well Raist and Dann have already done it!  Gayer and Chris should, too!
We did not. Your misunderstanding of Man Lurve is pathetic. We were prolly playing magic cards.
Or planning our manly ventures on the ice. Like headfirst ice diving.
Ed Zachary. We were prolly planning our plot to save the world from the conspiracy. Or to save the world by not exposing the conspiracy.
We are quite heroic like that. Maybe we were tag teaming space cow girl if something sexual was happening. Us heroic types need women by the truckload.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #598 on: December 28, 2007, 11:01:17 AM »
Yes...No...

Well Raist and Dann have already done it!  Gayer and Chris should, too!
We did not. Your misunderstanding of Man Lurve is pathetic. We were prolly playing magic cards.
Or planning our manly ventures on the ice. Like headfirst ice diving.
Ed Zachary. We were prolly planning our plot to save the world from the conspiracy. Or to save the world by not exposing the conspiracy.
We are quite heroic like that. Maybe we were tag teaming space cow girl if something sexual was happening. Us heroic types need women by the truckload.
or maybe we were making a friendly wager on who would have a threesome with gayer and cowgirl. Hmmmm? You guys ever think of that?

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #599 on: December 28, 2007, 11:05:52 AM »
Yes...No...

Well Raist and Dann have already done it!  Gayer and Chris should, too!
We did not. Your misunderstanding of Man Lurve is pathetic. We were prolly playing magic cards.
Or planning our manly ventures on the ice. Like headfirst ice diving.
Ed Zachary. We were prolly planning our plot to save the world from the conspiracy. Or to save the world by not exposing the conspiracy.
We are quite heroic like that. Maybe we were tag teaming space cow girl if something sexual was happening. Us heroic types need women by the truckload.
or maybe we were making a friendly wager on who would have a threesome with gayer and cowgirl. Hmmmm? You guys ever think of that?
Exactly. Although unfortunately we both won that bet. We both had a threesome with space cowgirl and gayer, though you did it a week before me so you get the money.