The Book (opinions page)

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Chris Spaghetti

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The Book (opinions page)
« on: September 20, 2007, 04:59:27 AM »
Talk about 'The Book' here.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2007, 05:14:15 AM »
Use spellchecker! You spelt theory wrong  >:(

But otherwise, woohoo I'm in the book!!!
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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2007, 10:16:33 AM »
Im Mentioned in the book!!! YIPPIE! I want a speaking part. And i want an action scene. And a love scene. And a scene with hats.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2007, 06:59:46 PM »
I think you have great writing skills.  I'll type a docx version as the story progresses.

« Last Edit: September 20, 2007, 09:48:59 PM by Trekky0623 »

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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2007, 07:54:57 PM »
At first I was pissed that I wasn't in it.   >:(

But then I realized that I was obviously going to have some huge, essential part in the story later on, so I'm forgiving you for now.  Just don't let me down.   :)
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Raist

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2007, 08:00:12 PM »
It'll be fine after i get a cameo.



Edit: I got sick of the lack of a link in an easy to find place.

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=17001.0
« Last Edit: June 10, 2008, 11:39:33 AM by Saint Raist »

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2007, 08:12:41 PM »
I liked the part where Jesus died.

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Raist

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007, 08:14:33 PM »
Wrong book.

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 08:15:25 PM »
Wrong book.

No, I was just changing the subject because the old one was boring.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2007, 08:16:50 PM »
Pff. Find a new subject.

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2007, 08:23:11 PM »
My penis is thirty-nine inches lengthwise.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 08:24:10 PM »
Mine's 39 inches in girth.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2007, 08:30:12 PM »
Mine's 39 inches in girth.

But alas only two inches long.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2007, 08:30:37 PM »
Mine's 39 inches in girth.

Mines a reasonable length that i can get erect without dying.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2007, 08:39:26 PM »
Mine's 39 inches in girth.

Mines a reasonable length that i can get erect without dying.

LMAO

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2007, 08:41:22 PM »
Mine's 39 inches in girth.

Mines a reasonable length that i can get erect without dying.

Since when do you have a penis?

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2007, 08:44:41 PM »
If your penis were 39" in girth, you would expend a good majority of your blood getting the damn thing erect.

[/penis]

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2007, 08:45:19 PM »
Sometimes I lose consciousness! 
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2007, 08:46:28 PM »
That can't be good for whoever you're having sex with.

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2007, 08:47:49 PM »
If your penis were 39" in girth, you would expend a good majority of your blood getting the damn thing erect.

[/penis]

No, we got the joke.

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Raist

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2007, 08:56:34 PM »
Mine's 39 inches in girth.

Mines a reasonable length that i can get erect without dying.

Since when do you have a penis?

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since the surgery duh.

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2007, 08:59:58 PM »
So, who likes peanut butter sandwiches without the jelly in there? I like jelly on my toast, but I don't like peanut butter and jelly together. The jelly makes it all slippery and shit. I like it way better when it all sticks together nicely and shit.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2007, 09:01:48 PM »
Really, Chrissetti, this is good writing.  I can't wait to hear Tom's speech.

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2007, 09:02:15 PM »
Really, Chrissetti, this is good writing.  I can't wait to hear Tom's speech.

Stop going off-topic, asshole.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2007, 09:28:37 PM »

FIXES FROM PREVIOUS: Some spelling and pictures.  Just noticed that when you download it, the file is corrupted.  This is fixed now.

EDIT: For those who don't have Word 2007: The Book by Chrissetti (Update) Word 2007
« Last Edit: September 20, 2007, 09:45:46 PM by Trekky0623 »

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2007, 09:31:07 PM »
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2007, 09:43:08 PM »
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2007, 07:16:33 AM »
Really good work Chrissetti!!  Can't wait to see what other nonsense Tom Bishop put you through...um....yeah......am I gonna be in it any more! That was really funny! 

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2007, 08:41:52 AM »
me n gayer are in LOVE

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Re: The Book (opinions page)
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2007, 09:53:50 AM »
*legasp* WHAT ABOUT RAIST???