This is why cats > Dogs.

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This is why cats > Dogs.
« on: October 26, 2008, 06:01:03 AM »



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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2008, 07:29:49 AM »
Cats don't have an owner, they have a feeder and a scratching post when they get bored of either, they leave. Cats rule.

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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2008, 07:55:26 AM »
ya dogs are actually sort of annoying, since they need attention all the time, but my cat only comes around every once in a while
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2008, 07:57:56 AM »
Cats will use and then eat your body when you die alone.
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2008, 07:59:16 AM »
Cats are evil. they want to lunge at you and eat your guts, but they don't have the strength or claws to do so. That's what makes them so wonderful.
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2008, 08:04:25 AM »
but they can get annoying when they wake you up in the middle of the night just to show you a mouse they caught
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2008, 09:46:40 AM »
but they can get annoying when they wake you up in the middle of the night just to show you a mouse they caught

Uh... pretty sure they don't do that.
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2008, 09:52:30 AM »
but they can get annoying when they wake you up in the middle of the night just to show you a mouse they caught

Uh... pretty sure they don't do that.
mine does
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2008, 10:05:05 AM »
Plus lol cats own the Internet now.
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2008, 10:10:08 AM »
Plus lol cats own the Internet now.
there is also a book now
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2008, 10:55:31 AM »
Cats are icky.
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2008, 11:04:16 AM »
NO U would be too mean. I'll just say NO
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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2008, 11:04:43 AM »
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2008, 11:06:34 AM »
Dongs.
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2008, 11:06:47 AM »
And dogs.
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2008, 11:43:16 AM »
what about dog dongs
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2008, 11:48:36 AM »
I've never tried them, what about them?
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2008, 11:53:32 AM »
I've never tried them, what about them?
do you like them
and what about dong dogs
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2008, 12:01:37 PM »
I have a wiener dog, she is the besterest.
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2008, 07:28:36 PM »
cats are the antichrist

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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2008, 06:27:05 PM »
Cats are also awesome because they make you work for their affection, where as dogs are emotionally shallow and will like you as long as you have a means to pet them.

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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2008, 12:50:52 AM »
And that's why I love them. Is that so hard to understand?
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2008, 01:17:52 AM »
but they can get annoying when they wake you up in the middle of the night just to show you a mouse they caught

Uh... pretty sure they don't do that.

You're crazy.  My cat used to bring me "presents" all the time.

Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2008, 01:28:19 AM »
All my cats do is sit in the stair case (both of them) and meow when they want more food/attention.

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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2008, 01:31:34 AM »
Your cats are weak. They've lost their instincts.
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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2008, 01:57:27 AM »
I used to have a cat that would stay outside and come back to the house like twice a week.

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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #26 on: October 31, 2008, 02:03:05 AM »
My cat only comes in and out via my first floor window. when he goes out he looks suicidal.

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Re: This is why cats > Dogs.
« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2008, 04:03:20 AM »
That's why I have two.
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