M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4290 on: January 21, 2013, 09:52:21 AM »
I never claimed everyone in custody has been convicted. Nowhere did I say "convict" was synonymous with "in custody", merely that all convicts have been in custody, as you can't become a convict without being arrested. Can't you read?

Convict and criminal are synonymous in part, with the exception that a convict is a criminal who has at some point been under custody.

You said under custody, not convicted. Someone can be in custody and released later. Your poor choice of words is not my fault and your constant personal attacks only verifies as much.

So the answer to "can't you read?" is no. I never said someone in custody = convict.
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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4291 on: January 21, 2013, 09:54:54 AM »
I feel like taking this whole convict conversation, quoting it, and calling it a monster fail.

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« Reply #4292 on: January 21, 2013, 10:02:37 AM »
Convict and criminal are synonymous in part, with the exception that a convict is a criminal who has at some point been under custody.

A criminal could be under custody and not be a convict. He might have received a not guilty plea. He would not become a convict because the definition is not "who has at some point been under custody."

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Anyone convicted has been in custody.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_absentia

All right, change that to "custody or suspended custody" then :P
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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4293 on: January 21, 2013, 01:53:35 PM »
I feel like taking this whole convict conversation, quoting it, and calling it a monster fail.

I was going to do that, but decided it would take up too much space.

Seriously you morons, nobody cares and you're muddling this thread even further. In that sense, you're all wrong. Go find monster failures, and bring them here so I can feed on them. Here's a good starting point: http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=25494

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« Reply #4294 on: January 23, 2013, 02:52:34 AM »
And Thork even gives the formula  (W = m * g) with a straight face. But here comes a little pesky detail from Mathematics: since "m" is a scalar and "g" is a scalar, then "W" is also a scalar.

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« Reply #4295 on: January 23, 2013, 06:50:13 PM »
And Thork even gives the formula  (W = m * g) with a straight face. But here comes a little pesky detail from Mathematics: since "m" is a scalar and "g" is a scalar, then "W" is also a scalar.

That thread...
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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4296 on: January 23, 2013, 07:19:03 PM »
It's almost as if he isn't a real scientist at all!

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« Reply #4297 on: January 24, 2013, 08:43:10 AM »
It's almost as if he isn't a real scientist at all!
That would be impossible as lying is not allowed on the internet.
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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4298 on: January 24, 2013, 11:12:34 AM »
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4299 on: January 27, 2013, 11:12:03 AM »
How can non N.A.S.A geologists verify moon rocks. What makes them experts?
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« Reply #4300 on: January 27, 2013, 11:12:49 AM »
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

I hope nobody tries to imply I'm not a real Dinosaur.
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« Reply #4301 on: January 28, 2013, 10:32:29 AM »
I cannot prove it's a hoax...

Calling someone a liar without being able to prove it is called libel.  Libel is a crime punishable by imprisonment, hefty fines or both.  If you can't prove that it's a hoax, then you shouldn't be calling them liars, should you?
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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4302 on: January 28, 2013, 03:11:33 PM »
I cannot prove it's a hoax...

Calling someone a liar without being able to prove it is called libel.  Libel is a crime punishable by imprisonment, hefty fines or both.  If you can't prove that it's a hoax, then you shouldn't be calling them liars, should you?
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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4303 on: January 28, 2013, 04:42:07 PM »
I cannot prove it's a hoax...

Calling someone a liar without being able to prove it is called libel.  Libel is a crime punishable by imprisonment, hefty fines or both.  If you can't prove that it's a hoax, then you shouldn't be calling them liars, should you?
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If I'm a penis and you're a penguin...  No, I'd rather not think about it.
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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4304 on: January 28, 2013, 04:43:22 PM »
I cannot prove it's a hoax...

Calling someone a liar without being able to prove it is called libel.  Libel is a crime punishable by imprisonment, hefty fines or both.  If you can't prove that it's a hoax, then you shouldn't be calling them liars, should you?
Markjo is a complete penis. Please feel free to take me to court is you are not entirely made of penis.
If I'm a penis and you're a penguin...  No, I'd rather not think about it.

Actually I found this post revelatory.  Have you two ever considered just getting a room?
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4305 on: January 28, 2013, 04:46:45 PM »
I cannot prove it's a hoax...

Calling someone a liar without being able to prove it is called libel.  Libel is a crime punishable by imprisonment, hefty fines or both.  If you can't prove that it's a hoax, then you shouldn't be calling them liars, should you?
Markjo is a complete penis. Please feel free to take me to court is you are not entirely made of penis.
If I'm a penis and you're a penguin...  No, I'd rather not think about it.
Actually I found this post revelatory.  Have you two ever considered just getting a room?
I told you, I don't want to think about it.  >o<
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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4306 on: January 28, 2013, 04:56:01 PM »
It's official; markjo is Big Mike.

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« Reply #4307 on: January 29, 2013, 03:37:38 AM »
If I'm a penis and you're a penguin...
You are what you eat.




PS - The Knowledge is an arsehole.

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4308 on: January 30, 2013, 06:07:49 PM »
that awkward moment when the janitor has to clean the bosses shit stains;

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php/topic,57498.0.html#.UQnQ-GdCJOY


JD went on a trip alright...

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4309 on: January 31, 2013, 03:01:23 PM »
If I'm a penis and you're a penguin...
You are what you eat.




PS - The Knowledge is an arsehole.

If I'm an arsehole, you're a turd with fungus growing on it.
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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4310 on: January 31, 2013, 03:29:17 PM »
If I'm a penis and you're a penguin...
You are what you eat.




PS - The Knowledge is an arsehole.

If I'm an arsehole, you're a turd with fungus growing on it.

I'd be interested in a statistical analysis of your posts to see what percentage are nasty and dickish.

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« Reply #4311 on: January 31, 2013, 03:32:39 PM »
Tempted as I am just to make a post laughing at how Thork is really 35 and still such a childish troll
Ok, I'm waiting.

If I'm a penis and you're a penguin...
You are what you eat.




PS - The Knowledge is an arsehole.

If I'm an arsehole, you're a turd with fungus growing on it.
I see. ::)

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4312 on: January 31, 2013, 03:32:42 PM »
If I'm a penis and you're a penguin...
You are what you eat.




PS - The Knowledge is an arsehole.

If I'm an arsehole, you're a turd with fungus growing on it.

I'd be interested in a statistical analysis of your posts to see what percentage are nasty and dickish.

In his first page of lasts posts all are.
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Only one thing can save our future. Give Thork a BanHammer for Th*rksakes!

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4313 on: January 31, 2013, 04:04:04 PM »
If I'm a penis and you're a penguin...
You are what you eat.




PS - The Knowledge is an arsehole.

If I'm an arsehole, you're a turd with fungus growing on it.

I'd be interested in a statistical analysis of your posts to see what percentage are nasty and dickish.

In his first page of lasts posts all are.

Uh, yeah, I've been banned from posting in the "nice" section. Your powers of deduction rival Sherlock Holmes, but you seem unable to figure out that clamping where I can post isn't going to make me say how wonderful you all are.
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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4314 on: January 31, 2013, 04:38:28 PM »
If I'm a penis and you're a penguin...
You are what you eat.




PS - The Knowledge is an arsehole.

If I'm an arsehole, you're a turd with fungus growing on it.

I'd be interested in a statistical analysis of your posts to see what percentage are nasty and dickish.

In his first page of lasts posts all are.

Uh, yeah, I've been banned from posting in the "nice" section. Your powers of deduction rival Sherlock Holmes, but you seem unable to figure out that clamping where I can post isn't going to make me say how wonderful you all are.

You are in the nice section now. I guess it's a foreign feeling for you that when people are lounging they are usually nice to each other.
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« Reply #4315 on: January 31, 2013, 04:39:15 PM »
Tempted as I am just to make a post laughing at how Thork is really 35 and still such a childish troll (  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) ) I am also curious what my card stats would be.

Aren't you like 40 and ten times as childish?

I don't come on the internet and pretend to believe the earth is flat, hoping that people will believe me so that I can laugh at them.
I can't think of anything I've ever done as childish as that.
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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4316 on: January 31, 2013, 07:09:00 PM »
Tempted as I am just to make a post laughing at how Thork is really 35 and still such a childish troll (  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) ) I am also curious what my card stats would be.

Aren't you like 40 and ten times as childish?

I don't come on the internet and pretend to believe the earth is flat, hoping that people will believe me so that I can laugh at them.
I can't think of anything I've ever done as childish as that.
Actually he is spot on. 
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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4317 on: February 01, 2013, 09:29:03 PM »
If I'm a penis and you're a penguin...
You are what you eat.




PS - The Knowledge is an arsehole.

If I'm an arsehole, you're a turd with fungus growing on it.
Lol, Thork is terrible.
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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4318 on: February 01, 2013, 10:43:41 PM »
whats so bad about a fungus infested turd as opposed to a plain old turd?

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Re: M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!
« Reply #4319 on: February 02, 2013, 05:59:04 AM »
whats so bad about a fungus infested turd as opposed to a plain old turd?
Try eating some of both, and then let us know.
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