Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #60 on: February 17, 2023, 03:01:13 PM »
Just an fyi.  I have not received a role yet so I'm in a werepenguin/human superposition now.  But I want you all to know that even if I am a werepenguin I would still be dedicated to the success of the council.  Depending on your definition of success I suppose.

Anyone who didn't receive a dm about roles is a scientist.
I have clearly said this earlier.

Sir, I find your tone of voice very ableist.  I happen to be functionally illiterate!
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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #61 on: February 17, 2023, 04:57:46 PM »
It's Friday, is the game being paused for the weekend?

WHERE IS CHRIS SPAGHETTI?
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #62 on: February 17, 2023, 05:28:27 PM »
Murdered by a werepenguin no doubt. The first narrator killed by a penguin.
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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #63 on: February 18, 2023, 06:00:24 AM »
We were doing so well, too

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #64 on: February 18, 2023, 06:59:59 AM »
Okay, I'm taking over as narrator. Penguins, PM me your identities and we can keep rolling  ;)
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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #65 on: February 18, 2023, 07:27:22 AM »
Is it night or day?

I'm confused.
If "deserving" time was a factor for responding on these forums, then no one would be here posting.

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #66 on: February 18, 2023, 07:57:03 AM »
It's Friday, is the game being paused for the weekend?

WHERE IS CHRIS SPAGHETTI?

Apologies, folks! This week was unexpectedly busy with work and other things.

[Day One]

The numerous people who imagine that a long stay in the Polar regions makes a man less susceptible of cold than other mortals are completely mistaken. - Roald Amundsen

The survivors of the crash gradually came to, woken more by the piercing cold whistling through the gash along the side of the aircraft than any real desire to do so. They investigated themselves for cuts, bruises, and broken bones and found the damage to be superficial at best, the only injury seemed to be a shared amnesia, although they all claimed to remember who they were, the last few days were a confused blur. The one thing they all agreed on was that there were more of them on board since the crash than before.

Arguments broke out immediately.

'I am a former Colonel in the Finnish Army!' declared a scientist whose passport read Gaydaffi. "By my honour, I remember being on board longer than any of you!'

'Nonsense,' a woman whose bag was emblazoned with a patch of a spaceman in a coyboy hat. 'I don't remember you, and I would remember an eye-patch!'

The arguments got heated, until survivors began to storm away from the crashed aircraft, wrapped in their own suspicion and paranoia. Some making their way to the scattered research stations, others simply hiding behind the rocky landscape pelting rocks at anybody who approached them.

As the sun slowly set on the troubled island, the former penguins tried to stifle evil grins. Soon it would be night, soon there would be blood.

[End of the First Day]


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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #67 on: February 18, 2023, 09:44:41 AM »
I am freezing! I'm going to the research station. Maybe there will be coffee.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #68 on: February 18, 2023, 11:08:35 AM »

Okay me And Slem broke into the facility, so from the narators I want maps, an idea of what's expected aND SOME NARATION, sorry inadvertant capslock activation.

In the meantime there are actual penguins here, I'm going to slaughter and cook some of them and everyone has to eat, it's a test and sadism as I've had a bad day.
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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #69 on: February 18, 2023, 07:23:44 PM »
never got a pm smh my head

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #70 on: February 18, 2023, 11:05:03 PM »
I am freezing! I'm going to the research station. Maybe there will be coffee.

I'd join you but apparently you don't remember me and my eyepatch, hmph.
Lemme know if you find tea though
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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #71 on: February 19, 2023, 01:23:18 AM »
I am freezing! I'm going to the research station. Maybe there will be coffee.

It's most likely instant coffee on offer and fair warning, most insta shit can have 10% cockroaches ground up as well.

Lucky for you all I packed my Nespresso and brought along pods for all. Sorry, no decaf pods for the caffeine hating freaks


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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #72 on: February 19, 2023, 10:17:27 AM »
Night 1 ends in:



So yeah, its a bit longer than day 1 as I couldn't get on till like 11:11 am here.
I changed it to where it ends on 11;30 am instead.
[Night]

Antarctica is a very unforgiving environment. If you don't train properly, you'll die.
Lewis Gordon Pugh

By Day the research station was a barren collection of prefabricated huts strewn across the mossy landscape like wooden blocks dropped by a clumsy giant child, the paths between them were muddy, uneven and scattered with sharp rocks which could cut the feet of the unwary. By night, the huts vanished into the darkness, dismal orange light barely limping its way through the frozen panes of glass. The mad flickering eeriness of the aurora australis above worked like lightning to cast long dancing shadows that tricked the eyes of the scientists huddled inside, gulping down bitter instant coffee to hold back the embrace of sleep.

Jura Glenlivet II was the only one not nervously watching the shadows. She had decided to sate her hunger and, not trusting the station's tinned rations had caught one of the penguins on the rocks before the sun had set. A quick slash with her bowie knife, a brief squawk of panic and distress, and the bird's life vanished in a splash of red blood on grey rock. She had found the facility's kitchen and was cheerily grilling the formerly waddling creature with the humming of an Irish reel on her lips.

It hadn't taken the penguins long to track the trail of blood back to the squat cuboid and when darkness fell they surrounded the cabin. In her eagerness to prepare dinner, Jura had forgotten to lock the cabin door and the werepenguin crept inside, the sizzling of its comrade-in-wings covering the slap of flippers on the vinyl floor.

Jura's bowie knife, still slick with penguin blood lay on the counter and the werepenguin picked it up - lack of opposable thumbs barely troubling it.

'Mmmm,' Jura said, taking in a nostrilful of her cooking. 'Sod the rations, I didn't know penguins tasted like--'

The werepenguin never found out what cooked penguin tasted like, the knife slashed across Jura's unaware throat fast and clean, spilling blood across the cooker. Her eyes bulged and her hands went to her suddenly open throat.

The werepenguin was gone before her body had even hit the ground.

[Jura Glenlivet II has been killed]
[It is now Day - Vote to lynch a victim]
Time until next night:



Roles:
Scientists: Basically the default innocent villager role.
Oracle: Gets to know 1 persons role each night
Shaman: a local who lives on the island and can use the animals to attack one person (limit: 2 uses)

Werepenguin roles
Werepenguin: Classic role which can kill one person at night
Arsonist: Can cause a fire to distract the scientists and in doing so, prevents a special role from being able to use their role. 50/50 chance of killing a chosen person.(must dm me to choose who you want to be roleblocked)
Mad scientist: can create a electric trap that can stun someone and leave them unable to vote for a day (limit: 2 uses)

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Gotham
Crouton
Jura-Glenlivet - Killed on the First Night
Slemon
Wolvaccine
Boydster
Junker
Notsoskeptical (Max Rockatansky)
SCG (space cowgirl)
WISE
Gayer
« Last Edit: February 20, 2023, 01:19:37 AM by Chris Spaghetti »

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #73 on: February 19, 2023, 12:55:05 PM »
We shall avenge Jura!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #74 on: February 19, 2023, 01:25:20 PM »
We shall avenge Jura!



Looks like you got a head start there. Nice avenging!

FOR JURA!!



This was my effort thus far. I gave it a small wound so it took a long time to die. Bastard died with fear and in agony. They aren't so tough in the daylight

All of you come back with at least one dead penguin. And we'll all feast tonight and find out what these savage fuckers really taste like once and for all!

FOR JURA!

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #75 on: February 20, 2023, 02:04:21 AM »
We shall avenge you Jura
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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #76 on: February 20, 2023, 09:56:59 AM »
Won't be no avenging nobody if we don't get no votes in the next hour or so.

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #77 on: February 20, 2023, 10:23:34 AM »
Well, we'll strongly consider forming a committee to consider the appropriate actions to take regarding avenging Jura then.
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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #78 on: February 20, 2023, 10:35:26 AM »
Well Jura suggested Junker and there is nothing else to go on so why dont we do that? At least we'll know one way or the other and let it be a warning to others in the future who might try the tactic of being mostly inactive to go unnoticed

[I vote to lynch Junker]

Sorry if you are a human though, but these are penguins and sometimes a scorched earth policy is the only way to take these bastards out

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #79 on: February 20, 2023, 10:43:50 AM »
[I vote to lynch Junker]

Sorry man, if your an innocent.
If "deserving" time was a factor for responding on these forums, then no one would be here posting.

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #80 on: February 20, 2023, 11:04:03 AM »
I'm going to jump on the murder bandwagon.

[vote to lynch Junker]
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #81 on: February 20, 2023, 12:17:12 PM »
Junker for vice president!

[vote to lynch junker]
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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #82 on: February 20, 2023, 12:45:47 PM »
Junker for vice president!

[vote to lynch junker]

Wait up... You know he's innocent? Why the hell are we all voting to lynch the poor bloke then?

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #83 on: February 20, 2023, 01:04:40 PM »
The ghost council is a masterpiece of strategy painted in blood.

And blood it shall have, for the greater good.
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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #84 on: February 20, 2023, 01:05:26 PM »
Day 2:
Tis was a sunny day inn the wonderful land of Oz.
Little did they know that day after day, blood would be spilled.
The shaman appears on a rock, staring, ordering a group of vicious bears to attack Wolvaccine.
Wolvaccine was the Mad scientist.

DEAD PEOPLE:
Jura
Wolvaccine

ALIVE:
Anyone not mentioned yet.

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #85 on: February 20, 2023, 01:12:40 PM »
Well, shit.
Didn't think you guys figured out Shifter would be a Penguin so fast.
I did this as Shifter really does live in Oz and I guess you figured it out that way.

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #86 on: February 20, 2023, 01:19:54 PM »
Also, Junker only needs 1 more vote in order to seal his fate.
You voted.
50/50 chance he's a penguin.
Judging from what Chris said, it's night 2 rn so here's when night 2 ends:

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #87 on: February 20, 2023, 01:34:08 PM »
I saw the vote clock at 0:00:00 so I figured I couldn't vote. I am thinking I thought wrong.

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #88 on: February 20, 2023, 01:41:29 PM »

Ah, blessed night.

Huddle, keep warm and safe.
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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #89 on: February 20, 2023, 01:41:52 PM »
Both narrators are kind of slacking as we have to deal with things in real life so we can't always be on to narrate which is why there's 2 narrators so we can keep the game going.
Also, guess Junker is dead then.

Since I don't want to write an entire book here's a short rough draft for Junker's lynching:

Junker lay alone in bed as he woke up to a sight: the other scientist were surrounding him and saying things like "HANG HIM! He's a penguin!"
Founding he has been suspected to be infected, the crew put him in the gas chambers and executed him by the NOVA-6.
Junker was a scientist.
1 werepenguin remains.