Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread

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Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« on: February 13, 2023, 06:06:22 AM »
Below 40 degrees South there is no law. Below 50 degrees there is no God - An old sailor's proverb.

Bishop's Island appeared on the horizon like a tarnished jewel sitting on the blue blanket of the Antarctic Ocean. For the men and women on board the little research plane, the sight brought relief and a knot of anxiety in their bellies; relief for the end of a grueling and uncomfortable flight from Tasmania via Melbourne and Canberra and anxiety because Bishop's Island had gone silent.

For three months, the island had been staffed by a small crew of eight scientists tasked with researching the flora and fauna of the desolate and forgotten land - mostly the colony of unusual Zetec Penguins - but mere hours before their replacement could arrive, the study site had gone silent. Automated systems kept sending data and a satellite fly-over had revealed no damage from the notorious Antarctic weather, but nobody had answered the radio to respond. A debate was held whether to recall the scientists already en-route but by the time the call was made, the plane was already over the point of no return.

The captain called back from the cockpit that they were starting their final descent and the plane lurched uncomfortably as flaps deployed and the little craft dropped through the churning turbulence. hydraulics groaned as landing gear deployed, outside, crashing waves spoilt the gentle image of the ocean as a blue blanket, the glittering green of the island became a cluster of grey rocks, moss the colour of seasickness, the green of scrubby plants stubbornly holding on for survival, and what were those streaks of red? They flashed by too quickly for any of the scientists on board to get a good look, but one thought flashed through all of their minds.

Blood.

They were coming in too quickly, they all knew it, but there was nothing to be done, the turbulent flight had drained their fuel reserves and if they didn't land soon then they never would. The captain called out to brace for impact as the little aircraft threw itself at the landing strip.

The first bump tore off the landing gear, unbeknownst to the pilot, somebody had strewn rocks along the landing strip in a last-ditch effort to prevent others from landing. The plane lifted, then smashed into the ground, sending shards of wing pinwheeling across the landing strip. When the plane hit the ground one final time, the impact was violent enough to knock out everyone on board.

Only the colony of zetec penguins saw the plane come to a smoking, battered halt not far from the hangar. If anyone on board had been conscious, they would have seen two of the waddling birds break away from their huddle and make their way to the wreck of the aircraft. Seeing an opening gashed along the edge of the plane, they looked at one another as if discussing the strange sight. One by one, their features began to change, legs lengthened, beaks receded, until two humans replaced the mysterious birds and climbed into the stricken craft. They plucked clothes from the bags spilled out on the cabin floor and eased themselves into the spare seats.

When they awoke, the dazed and confused scientists would not remember which of them had been on board in Melbourne or Canberra, but the penguins would know.

The penguins always knew.

[Game to start on Wednesday]
« Last Edit: February 13, 2023, 06:09:04 AM by Chris Spaghetti »

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2023, 08:26:35 AM »

“There’s a problem on Bishop Island”, that was the text, “care to take a look?”

Jura knew Bishops Island from her covert training days in Ireland, it was a 200M wide sea stack off the coast of County Clare with a few ruins, but to all intents and purposes flat as a pancake, she could clear it and still get down the Scott’s in Kilkee for a beer, toast Richard Harris the patron saint of drinkers who came from there, and probably stay a few days for the diving, so, yes.

The bastards! They knew what they were doing, and now she was babysitting while pretending to be a scientist half a world away, sitting by a broken plane nursing bruises and smelling penguins on the breeze, a breeze that bought not just that sobering stench but a windchill well into the minus Celsius for fucks sake, and there was something else wrong here, the kind of wrong that killed people and didn’t include pints of Guinness. She was not in a good mood.
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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2023, 11:03:10 AM »
You'll be DMed your roles on wednesday.
If you haven't recieved a dm by friday then we (Chris and I) probably forgot to dm you.

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2023, 12:42:03 PM »
Thank goodness Jura isn't nursing the penguins.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2023, 01:01:32 PM »
Thank goodness Jura isn't nursing the penguins.

I beg to differ.  A quick google image search provides this....

Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2023, 01:09:43 PM »
 :o
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2023, 01:23:29 PM »
Hello all!
I don't get on well with social interaction so I will be retreating over that hill and pelting rocks at anyone who attempts to approach me. Thank you for understanding.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2023, 01:33:11 PM »
Thank goodness Jura isn't nursing the penguins.

I beg to differ.  A quick google image search provides this....



Undercover.

That night I garroted everything. Especially the one that made me wear that shirt.
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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2023, 05:42:31 AM »
Hello all!
I don't get on well with social interaction so I will be retreating over that hill and pelting rocks at anyone who attempts to approach me. Thank you for understanding.
A hermit-werepenguin, I've seen this once before...

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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2023, 08:25:13 AM »
Hello all!
I don't get on well with social interaction so I will be retreating over that hill and pelting rocks at anyone who attempts to approach me. Thank you for understanding.

I shall also do this, from another hill. Let's see if we can hit each other.
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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2023, 08:31:20 AM »
Hello all!
I don't get on well with social interaction so I will be retreating over that hill and pelting rocks at anyone who attempts to approach me. Thank you for understanding.

I shall also do this, from another hill. Let's see if we can hit each other.
In order to triumph over your rocks, I began crafting paper airplanes from the pages of a terrible book I bought in the airport.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2023, 09:56:37 AM »
I have giant scissors which I will use to snip snip snip your paper airplanes.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2023, 10:10:26 AM »
Quick! Gayer! Chuck rocks at SCG!
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« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2023, 01:23:06 PM »
SCG will snip your balls off (if you have any) with those scissors.
If not, bye bye paper plane.

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« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2023, 01:25:10 PM »
SCG will snip your balls off (if you have any) with those scissors.
If not, bye bye paper plane.

Explains a lot.  Thanks for sharing.
Rabinoz RIP

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« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2023, 01:26:18 PM »
I hired Max to drug people with tide pods while they sleep.
(Btw, you should be dmed your roles by tomorrow)

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« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2023, 01:38:28 PM »
I have DMED most of the special roles to people already.
If you didn't receive a Dm then you're a scientist.
DO NOT REVEAL YOUR ROLE OR DM.

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2023, 11:23:33 PM »
Quick! Gayer! Chuck rocks at SCG!

That sounds reasonable.
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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2023, 06:35:36 AM »
I'm going to do my best to stand on my hands and make my way to the nearest tavern where I will order a Foster's.

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« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2023, 07:01:59 AM »
I'm going to do my best to stand on my hands and make my way to the nearest tavern where I will order a Foster's.

I'll join you at the Tavern for a Foster's, but I'll also have a Vegemite Sandwich and listen to some Down Under by Men At Work.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2023, 10:40:53 AM »
That song is instantly stuck in my head  >:(
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2023, 11:00:13 AM »
The game has Officially started.
Chris, however, is not on I think so we'll have to wait for him to come on so we can edit in the timer.
Or one of the mods can edit in a sendtric timer in.

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« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2023, 11:19:15 AM »
Since it was a popular request in NotSoSkeptical's Werepenguin game, you can vote on day one.
If you pick right, you remove one of the 2 werepenguins.
If wrong, you pick the first member of the ghost council.
Also, if you perform well enough then you can be given a second chance by solving The riddler's riddles.
I forgot to add that part but when you get lynched or killed, you can get a second chance if you solve 2 riddles (which will be in dms only)
This works on werepenguins and humans provided they dm me before getting voted (if you're a wp)
If you're a werepenguin and dm me before the day ends and you get the max votes (it takes 5 to seal your fate) then you can ask me for the second chance riddles.
Everyone can only do this once meaning once you die a second time, you're out forever.
Also, for werepenguins they won't show as werepenguins if they complete it successfully.

Story for those who enter the second chance: you get kidnapped by the riddler and have to complete 2 of his riddles in order to get your freedom and enter the game once again.
If you lose, you die.
If you win, you win your life back.
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« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2023, 11:29:31 AM »
Why am I adding all this?
Because I want to make our (Chris and I) Werepenguin game unique and in order to do that. I added new stuff and some may break the rules of the other previous werepenguin games to provide a unique experience.

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« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2023, 12:32:29 PM »

Jura wasn't totally sure that the other “scientists” were aware of the predicament they were in, some were throwing rocks and paper planes whilst the real one was grounded, wheel-less and fucked, not only that but there was the small issue of no one coming from the buildings to help what was obviously a noisily stricken rescue mission.
She dragged an ice-axe from the scattered baggage and headed for the ominously silent living quarters.

“Anyone else want to find out what happened here and who put the rocks on the landing strip?”
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« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2023, 01:18:23 PM »

Jura wasn't totally sure that the other “scientists” were aware of the predicament they were in, some were throwing rocks and paper planes whilst the real one was grounded, wheel-less and fucked, not only that but there was the small issue of no one coming from the buildings to help what was obviously a noisily stricken rescue mission.
She dragged an ice-axe from the scattered baggage and headed for the ominously silent living quarters.

“Anyone else want to find out what happened here and who put the rocks on the landing strip?”
I am not completely sure what else is going on so I'm with Jura because she mentioned more rocks.
Whoever put rocks on the landing strip is clearly at the mercy of my paper planes. You're going to thank me later.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2023, 03:02:20 PM »
Maybe this is a dumb question, but when is the exact time of the day/night cycle change.

Also https://www.sendtric.com/  for a countdown timer.
Rabinoz RIP

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« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2023, 11:03:55 PM »
I'm not going anywhere near those ominously silent living quarters, that's how you die in a horror film.
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« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2023, 12:37:47 AM »

There’s a critical mass safety number that works here, usually it’s the isolated that die screaming.

However, if this is the THING type of infestation, I won’t be doing CPR on any of you that die suspiciously, and any remaining dogs are getting torched, worst case we can eat barbecued husky.

Do we have a map of this place?
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Re: Werepenguin - Australia - Game Thread
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2023, 04:49:18 AM »
We're all still alive so far, right? I still feel alive. Am I really here, or do I just think I am?