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☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)

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Hamzah

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☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« on: December 16, 2017, 04:21:46 AM »
Okay, since the first topic did not go so well, I will try it again.

Hello, flat-Earthers, how are you doing? I have a question for you. What does it take to be a flat-Earther?
« Last Edit: December 16, 2017, 04:50:25 AM by sovietchild »
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NASA KILLS

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Re: ♥ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2017, 04:23:32 AM »
Quote from: sovietchild on December 16, 2017, 04:21:46 AM
Okay, since the first topic did not go so well, I will try it again.

Hello, flat-Earthers, how are you doing? I have a question for you. What does it take to be a flat-Earther?

Be smart, have high IQ, use observation, reject NASA, trust in God.
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Hamzah

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Re: ♥ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2017, 05:33:38 AM »
Quote from: NASA KILLS on December 16, 2017, 04:23:32 AM
Quote from: sovietchild on December 16, 2017, 04:21:46 AM
Okay, since the first topic did not go so well, I will try it again.

Hello, flat-Earthers, how are you doing? I have a question for you. What does it take to be a flat-Earther?

Be smart, have high IQ, use observation, reject NASA, trust in God.

Why NASA? Wasn't USSR the one who went to space first? 
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wise

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Re: ♥ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2017, 05:35:08 AM »
Quote from: NASA KILLS on December 16, 2017, 04:23:32 AM
Quote from: sovietchild on December 16, 2017, 04:21:46 AM
Okay, since the first topic did not go so well, I will try it again.

Hello, flat-Earthers, how are you doing? I have a question for you. What does it take to be a flat-Earther?

Be smart, have high IQ, use observation, reject NASA, trust in God.
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Apokalypt

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2017, 06:47:48 AM »
Reject science, be an outcast, still wear diapers, trust in god, believe vaccines cause autism, have an IQ of 300+ but still are poor as fuck,
be against net neutrality, think that Trump is Worlds savior...
That are just some of the things it does take to be a FE.
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Nightsky

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Re: ♥ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2017, 06:56:25 AM »
Quote from: NASA KILLS on December 16, 2017, 04:23:32 AM
Quote from: sovietchild on December 16, 2017, 04:21:46 AM
Okay, since the first topic did not go so well, I will try it again.

Hello, flat-Earthers, how are you doing? I have a question for you. What does it take to be a flat-Earther?

Be smart, have high IQ, use observation, reject NASA, trust in God.

Well you sure fail on the first three, the other 2 however I imagine your on course.
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gotham

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2017, 07:32:36 AM »
Do not fear Earth shape: It is known that round Earth believers are paranoid that FEers may be correct.

Study FET: without this a person can not possibly have a rational opinion of Earth shape.

Listen to the right sources: Speak to those who travel for a living by sea, air, and land. Do not assume those who teach science in school have studied FET. 

Support projects advancing FET such as the FES, mapping, vertical rocketry, and borehole ventures.

Be a voice of reason: wear you FE beliefs on your sleeve and be ready to defend FET.
« Last Edit: December 16, 2017, 08:22:14 AM by gotham »
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Pizza Planet

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2017, 12:37:18 PM »
Quote from: sovietchild on December 16, 2017, 04:21:46 AM
Okay, since the first topic did not go so well, I will try it again.

Hello, flat-Earthers, how are you doing? I have a question for you. What does it take to be a flat-Earther?

What it takes to be a flattie?

Well, first off you have to be incredibly gullible to believe these far fetched FE theories over the well-established evidence. Don't use logic. In fact, coming up with fake excuses as to why Globe earth evidence is wrong is a huge part of FET. The belief in other conspiracies is a given, why not believe in them all? Make up absurd theories which can't be observed or experimented on.
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54N

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2017, 02:59:00 PM »
Refuse to use geometry.     Refuse to measure anything.
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ER22

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2017, 03:15:23 PM »
Quote from: gotham on December 16, 2017, 07:32:36 AM
Do not fear Earth shape: It is known that round Earth believers are paranoid that FEers may be correct.
How is this "Known"? I am approaching 60 yrs old. The shape of the earth so far has had no effect on my life.
Study FET: without this a person can not possibly have a rational opinion of Earth shape.
Which FET should we study?  You folks have  quite a selection to choose from.

Listen to the right sources: Speak to those who travel for a living by sea, air, and land. Do not assume those who teach science in school have studied FET. 
Other than a few youtube videos, I don't see a lot of airline pilots, ship captains or surveyors who are FErs.
Support projects advancing FET such as the FES, mapping, vertical rocketry, and borehole ventures.
I agree with the mapping part, show me a map.
Be a voice of reason: wear you FE beliefs on your sleeve and be ready to defend FET.
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Show me a Flat Earth map that works.
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Badxtoss

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Re: ♥ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2017, 03:40:13 PM »
Quote from: NASA KILLS on December 16, 2017, 04:23:32 AM
Quote from: sovietchild on December 16, 2017, 04:21:46 AM
Okay, since the first topic did not go so well, I will try it again.

Hello, flat-Earthers, how are you doing? I have a question for you. What does it take to be a flat-Earther?

Be smart, have high IQ, use observation, reject NASA, trust in God.
Why reject NASA?
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rabinoz

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Re: ♥ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2017, 03:55:08 PM »
Quote from: NASA KILLS on December 16, 2017, 04:23:32 AM
Quote from: sovietchild on December 16, 2017, 04:21:46 AM
Okay, since the first topic did not go so well, I will try it again.

Hello, flat-Earthers, how are you doing? I have a question for you. What does it take to be a flat-Earther?

Be smart, have high IQ, use observation, reject NASA, trust in God.

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MouseWalker

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2017, 04:37:13 PM »
Quote from: sovietchild on December 16, 2017, 04:21:46 AM
Okay, since the first topic did not go so well, I will try it again.

Hello, flat-Earthers, how are you doing? I have a question for you. What does it take to be a flat-Earther?

Take a seat in Plato's cave, where the Maine feature is flat Earth.
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Hamzah

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2017, 02:17:46 AM »
Anything else?
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gotham

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2017, 01:50:39 PM »
Yes, there's more:

FEers are able to think independently, free of forced education where getting a grade is more important than truth.

Round Earth believers fall victim to this pack mentality. More should follow in the shoes of Einstein, who expressed credibility in FET. 
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Hamzah

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2017, 04:19:37 PM »
Quote from: gotham on December 17, 2017, 01:50:39 PM
Yes, there's more:

FEers are able to think independently, free of forced education where getting a grade is more important than truth.

Round Earth believers fall victim to this pack mentality. More should follow in the shoes of Einstein, who expressed credibility in FET.

And, what exactly is the truth? Putin is the king of the world and North Korea does not exists, right?
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boydster

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2017, 05:50:18 PM »
Quote from: MouseWalker on December 16, 2017, 04:37:13 PM
Quote from: sovietchild on December 16, 2017, 04:21:46 AM
Okay, since the first topic did not go so well, I will try it again.

Hello, flat-Earthers, how are you doing? I have a question for you. What does it take to be a flat-Earther?

Take a seat in Plato's cave, where the Maine feature is flat Earth.

Maine features a rocky coastline, a great local accent, and some of the best people that walk this fine Earth.
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Bullwinkle

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2017, 07:38:29 PM »
Quote from: boydster on December 17, 2017, 05:50:18 PM

Maine features a rocky coastline, a great local accent, and some of the best people that walk this fine Earth.


And lobster.
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NASA KILLS

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2017, 07:46:56 PM »
Quote from: sovietchild on December 17, 2017, 02:17:46 AM
Anything else?

We aren't gullible to believe what NASA tells us. We are the real scientists!
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boydster

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2017, 07:55:21 PM »
Quote from: Bullwinkle on December 17, 2017, 07:38:29 PM
Quote from: boydster on December 17, 2017, 05:50:18 PM

Maine features a rocky coastline, a great local accent, and some of the best people that walk this fine Earth.


And lobster.

The lobster is phenomenal. Also, leaf season is not to be missed. But the ticks. The ticks are bad.

Caves though? You go to New Hampshire for those.
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Bullwinkle

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2017, 07:57:41 PM »
Quote from: boydster on December 17, 2017, 07:55:21 PM
Quote from: Bullwinkle on December 17, 2017, 07:38:29 PM
Quote from: boydster on December 17, 2017, 05:50:18 PM

Maine features a rocky coastline, a great local accent, and some of the best people that walk this fine Earth.


And lobster.

The lobster is phenomenal. Also, leaf season is not to be missed. But the ticks. The ticks are bad.

Caves though? You go to New Hampshire for those.

California spiny lobster don't have claws.   :(
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boydster

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2017, 08:05:45 PM »
The claws are the best part! WTF happened to the California lobsters? That's just wrong. Like a chicken with no wings. Yeah, it can live, but what's the point?
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Twerp

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2017, 08:23:48 PM »
Quote from: Bullwinkle on December 17, 2017, 07:57:41 PM
Quote from: boydster on December 17, 2017, 07:55:21 PM
Quote from: Bullwinkle on December 17, 2017, 07:38:29 PM
Quote from: boydster on December 17, 2017, 05:50:18 PM

Maine features a rocky coastline, a great local accent, and some of the best people that walk this fine Earth.


And lobster.

The lobster is phenomenal. Also, leaf season is not to be missed. But the ticks. The ticks are bad.

Caves though? You go to New Hampshire for those.

California spiny lobster don't have claws.   :(

I thought west coast didn't have lobster?

Anyway, if lobster was an attraction in my area it would be the first one I'd mention. (It's not) :(
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Bullwinkle

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2017, 08:27:14 PM »
Quote from: boydster on December 17, 2017, 08:05:45 PM
The claws are the best part! WTF happened to the California lobsters? That's just wrong. Like a chicken with no wings. Yeah, it can live, but what's the point?


A million years of the laid back California lifestyle.
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Hamzah

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2017, 05:04:46 AM »
I'm sorry to trouble you all, but I prefer if you all stay on topic and not chat about something else altogether.
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JimmyTheCrab

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2017, 05:19:09 AM »
Quote from: sovietchild on December 16, 2017, 04:21:46 AM
I have a question for you. What does it take to be a flat-Earther?
Well, you have to be at least one of the following:

  • A LARPer
  • A moron
  • A troll
  • Insane

These choices are not mutually exclusive.
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Badxtoss

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2017, 06:52:13 AM »
Quote from: NASA KILLS on December 17, 2017, 07:46:56 PM
Quote from: sovietchild on December 17, 2017, 02:17:46 AM
Anything else?

We aren't gullible to believe what NASA tells us. We are the real scientists!
Come on.  Prove just one NASA lie
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Badxtoss

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #27 on: December 18, 2017, 06:53:12 AM »
Quote from: gotham on December 17, 2017, 01:50:39 PM
Yes, there's more:

FEers are able to think independently, free of forced education where getting a grade is more important than truth.

Round Earth believers fall victim to this pack mentality. More should follow in the shoes of Einstein, who expressed credibility in FET.
I'd love to see that quote from Einstein
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Prof. John Frink

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #28 on: December 18, 2017, 11:19:42 AM »
Quote from: JimmyTheCrab on December 18, 2017, 05:19:09 AM
Quote from: sovietchild on December 16, 2017, 04:21:46 AM
I have a question for you. What does it take to be a flat-Earther?
Well, you have to be at least one of the following:

  • A LARPer
  • A moron
  • A troll
  • Insane

These choices are not mutually exclusive.

Also don't forget that your principal place of residence needs to be the basement of one of your parents, who are more often than not siblings. Said residence must have no windows to maintain complete severance with the reality of the world outside.
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Space Cowgirl

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Re: ☭ ☪ ⇨ What does it take to be a flat-Earther? (Round 2)
« Reply #29 on: December 18, 2017, 11:42:07 AM »
We don't have basements in Florida.
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