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Ruin a first date in 4 words or less

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #150 on: September 21, 2017, 01:18:51 PM »
Almost Got it!!!!

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #151 on: September 21, 2017, 01:27:44 PM »
Would you cut me?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #152 on: September 21, 2017, 01:29:54 PM »
Would you sodomize me?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #153 on: September 21, 2017, 02:29:10 PM »
Would you hypophysectomize me?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #154 on: September 21, 2017, 02:48:08 PM »
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #155 on: September 21, 2017, 02:55:37 PM »
Don't look at me

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Are you into beastiality?

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Are you retarted?

Does your mom swing?

I hate white people
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #156 on: September 21, 2017, 03:05:01 PM »
Enjoy your new warts!
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #157 on: September 21, 2017, 03:11:35 PM »
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(say exactly zero words for long enough and they'll walk out sooner or later)
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #158 on: September 21, 2017, 03:14:36 PM »
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #159 on: September 21, 2017, 03:14:51 PM »
I'm so fucking bored
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #160 on: September 21, 2017, 03:18:31 PM »
Let me check tfes.org
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #161 on: September 21, 2017, 03:35:09 PM »
(Brings out phone with headphones attached, and offers you an earbud...)

Do you like Coldplay?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #162 on: September 21, 2017, 03:39:43 PM »
Kanye is a genius
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #163 on: September 21, 2017, 03:55:37 PM »
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #164 on: September 21, 2017, 07:13:36 PM »
Say nothing and every time she speaks, open and close your hand in the style of a mouthy hand puppet. 
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #165 on: September 21, 2017, 08:06:57 PM »
Undo your fly, whip it out and say

"Go eat a dick!"

It could either go very well, or very bad
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #166 on: September 21, 2017, 10:27:12 PM »
Perhaps use a word different than eat? This could go very badly if taken in a literal sense
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #167 on: September 22, 2017, 06:17:09 AM »
Alvin & The Chipmunks rock!!
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #168 on: September 22, 2017, 07:49:32 AM »
I eat baby cats
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #169 on: September 22, 2017, 08:33:34 AM »
Quote from: Albert Wesker on September 22, 2017, 07:49:32 AM
I eat baby cats

read between the lines, that could get you a second date.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #170 on: September 22, 2017, 09:00:33 AM »
Quote from: Bullwinkle on September 22, 2017, 08:33:34 AM
Quote from: Albert Wesker on September 22, 2017, 07:49:32 AM
I eat baby cats
Or make it so you can never be within 100 ft of a school again.

read between the lines, that could get you a second date.
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The Real Celine Dion

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #171 on: September 22, 2017, 09:06:27 AM »
The penguins are coming
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #172 on: September 22, 2017, 10:18:26 AM »
Lemme tellya bout Amway. 
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #173 on: September 22, 2017, 10:43:32 AM »
I like you, you remind me of my sister
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #174 on: September 22, 2017, 10:46:36 AM »
Quote from: RocketSauce on September 22, 2017, 10:43:32 AM
I like you, you remind me of my sister
Four words only buddy.

I screwed your mom.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #175 on: September 22, 2017, 10:47:47 AM »
are you a girl?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #176 on: September 22, 2017, 10:51:45 AM »
Quote from: RocketSauce on September 22, 2017, 10:43:32 AM
I like you, you remind me of my sister

F-ing retart
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #177 on: September 22, 2017, 10:53:54 AM »
I brought the Viagra
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #178 on: September 22, 2017, 10:54:57 AM »
unless Space Cowgirl is going to ban me, I believe I can use as many words as I like....

and while I have plenty of 4 worders... I felt that would make any girl feel... odd about pursuing a long term relationship


And jRoa... you are not clever enough to go toe to toe with me, so... please... Simma down before I say something that Space Cowgirl moves to the snow lands...
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #179 on: September 22, 2017, 10:58:21 AM »
While you will not get banned for this act of defiance, you will get shunned by the rest of the community. 

Sister?  Is that you? 
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