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Ruin a first date in 4 words or less

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #120 on: September 20, 2017, 08:43:17 PM »
you look like shit
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #121 on: September 20, 2017, 09:40:58 PM »
Orc lives matter.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #122 on: September 20, 2017, 09:42:24 PM »
You ever dine-n-dash?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #123 on: September 20, 2017, 10:27:37 PM »
what happened to your face?

was it an accident?

are you drunk?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #124 on: September 21, 2017, 07:54:41 AM »
Complete. Global. Saturation.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #125 on: September 21, 2017, 08:58:03 AM »
The end is nigh
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #126 on: September 21, 2017, 10:02:47 AM »
Jesus Saves!  At Costco.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #127 on: September 21, 2017, 10:19:40 AM »
You will be assimilated

We are Borg
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #128 on: September 21, 2017, 10:27:45 AM »
Want to make money?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #129 on: September 21, 2017, 10:29:01 AM »
You're a feminist?  Cute.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #130 on: September 21, 2017, 10:38:00 AM »
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #131 on: September 21, 2017, 10:59:44 AM »
(Shhhh), I'm on the phone
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #132 on: September 21, 2017, 11:02:28 AM »
I like Taylor Swift
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #133 on: September 21, 2017, 11:05:23 AM »
Now we got bad blood.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #134 on: September 21, 2017, 11:08:04 AM »
Hi I'm OJ Simpson
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #135 on: September 21, 2017, 11:25:20 AM »
I never pull out
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #136 on: September 21, 2017, 11:53:09 AM »
You into rape fantasies?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #137 on: September 21, 2017, 12:03:21 PM »
Do you love me?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #138 on: September 21, 2017, 12:13:56 PM »
What is a condom?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #139 on: September 21, 2017, 12:25:30 PM »
I use homeopathic contraceptives.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #140 on: September 21, 2017, 12:27:34 PM »
I really miss prison
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #141 on: September 21, 2017, 12:47:25 PM »
Eyes closed, Mouth Open.....
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #142 on: September 21, 2017, 12:48:49 PM »
I miss my fleshlight
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #143 on: September 21, 2017, 12:58:22 PM »
Pelosi for president!!
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RocketSauce

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #144 on: September 21, 2017, 01:13:09 PM »
My Taint itches.... Bad....
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RocketSauce

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #145 on: September 21, 2017, 01:13:54 PM »
Ever Consider Implants?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #146 on: September 21, 2017, 01:15:29 PM »
Do you smell tuna?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #147 on: September 21, 2017, 01:15:55 PM »
STOP CRYING!
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RocketSauce

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #148 on: September 21, 2017, 01:17:47 PM »
That indeed was me
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #149 on: September 21, 2017, 01:18:18 PM »
Oops, I farted again
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