Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?

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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #30 on: June 21, 2016, 09:35:57 PM »
This explains their distribution - only a few lands they supposedly touched. The Chinese and the Aztecs. Can't imagine why they burned their books up. Cause everybody always looks good when they start burning books. People cry about Alexandria - but look at the losses at Tenochtitlan and the Aztec Libraries. We can get the gist of the Roman and Greeks - but that point of view that saw the stars so brightly and predicted as much as Kepler - lost. Lost due to situation triumphing over knowledge. Not a war between religion and reason - against power and reason.


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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #31 on: June 21, 2016, 09:44:57 PM »
Mind control can happen as easily as an unfortunate ally, or too much white noise and metal. Mind control is easy. We all need to be worried about that. We can google the easiest answer to any question. And then we know it.

Let that sink it. We know it. How many things do you know because you picked up your phone and asked siri?

How many times are you inundated with messages on facebook about how cool science is? how much its told you about dark matter and how it matters? Told you how to think - so you don't have to. We are all busy...

How many things have you learned for yourself - as baby burning your hand on something hot. looking up and seeing the sky above you. Dancing for the first time - really dancing. I'd put my weight on dancing and the hot than walking by and listening to a grown man named 'Bill Nye' in a bow tie and NDT that doesn't understand what non- anything means.

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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #32 on: June 21, 2016, 09:45:30 PM »
Ice Cattle.
;D

I really think this forum gives humanity a bit too much credit even for the "bad guys".....everything single thing we know is a fabricated lie with a purpose. Now engineered penguins.....so they can save on some food cost.
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2016, 09:53:50 PM »
Ice Cattle.
;D

I really think this forum gives humanity a bit too much credit even for the "bad guys".....everything single thing we know is a fabricated lie with a purpose. Now engineered penguins.....so they can save on some food cost.
Here's another snippet to push ya over the edge.
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #34 on: June 21, 2016, 10:02:33 PM »
John.....Do you not see a bit of the issue with the impossibilities here?? Have you not seen what simple things humans try to do and complete screw up?? However, you are suggesting not only the implications of this size of conspiracy...now penguins are engineered ice cattle?

I do give you credit, it seems you are sticking to your guns more, so maybe you did read my response to you in questions for Christians. 
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #35 on: June 21, 2016, 10:05:56 PM »
We can google the easiest answer to any question. And then we know it.

Let that sink it. We know it.


Debating with my 27 year old nephew . . .
He clicks on his telephone and hands it to me to read,
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #36 on: June 21, 2016, 10:11:53 PM »
This thread makes me sad.
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns.

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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #37 on: June 21, 2016, 10:34:44 PM »
Yeah because they make far more sense over evolutionised creatures. Surely we see they are useless as the cattle.  Cattles haven't been evolved through society - have they? Yes of course they have. They are mindless fish eating machines - but yet they have some of that spark which drives us all...

Perhaps they have more use. Perhaps they rebuilt the cow better...

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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #38 on: June 21, 2016, 10:42:12 PM »
John.....Do you not see a bit of the issue with the impossibilities here?? Have you not seen what simple things humans try to do and complete screw up?? However, you are suggesting not only the implications of this size of conspiracy...now penguins are engineered ice cattle?

I do give you credit, it seems you are sticking to your guns more, so maybe you did read my response to you in questions for Christians.
What simple things man has to done? They reach for the stars when they can, even in the face of certain death. They look for equality and truth in all things. The simple things man does - I would hope to do but a few. The adventure - the life. The discovery. Man does do simple things - in this you are most right. But are the simple things done, amounted to a sum of those?

They even try to fly to space, in their rickety rockets bumble about like a bearing marble in a pinball machine. Certain death. They do it. What simple things?

Surely, you jest. The simplest of mans deeds are a testament to us all.
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #39 on: June 21, 2016, 10:57:03 PM »
John.....Do you not see a bit of the issue with the impossibilities here?? Have you not seen what simple things humans try to do and complete screw up?? However, you are suggesting not only the implications of this size of conspiracy...now penguins are engineered ice cattle?

I do give you credit, it seems you are sticking to your guns more, so maybe you did read my response to you in questions for Christians.
What simple things man has to done? They reach for the stars when they can, even in the face of certain death. They look for equality and truth in all things. The simple things man does - I would hope to do but a few. The adventure - the life. The discovery. Man does do simple things - in this you are most right. But are the simple things done, amounted to a sum of those?

They even try to fly to space, in their rickety rockets bumble about like a bearing marble in a pinball machine. Certain death. They do it. What simple things?

Surely, you jest. The simplest of mans deeds are a testament to us all.

Under how many failures??? There would have been a massive failure many moons ago. Too many people, too much of a cover up, there are only so many intelligent people on the planet. That is not even getting into the genetic penguins just for a food source in a top secret place. I would love to shake stuff up with a massive world conspiracy. Realize everything we think we know is wrong....I just don't see it happening as much as I would like to see it so. 
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #40 on: June 21, 2016, 11:08:43 PM »
What?
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #41 on: June 21, 2016, 11:23:29 PM »
What?

All the complicated things we do are done through trial and error, with many failures during development and continuing through time after developed. All the theories discussed here are forms of perfection for use. It would be almost a super human feat. Even though I actually wish they were true, I don't see it possible.

I apologize, its been a long day, its freak balls hot in texas with monster humidity...plus a few alcoholic beverages into my relaxing lol. Don't know if you have spent all day in 110 heat index working around hot machinery and welders ect. I try to cool the place in the work area, however ac is a joke and swamp coolers are worthless when the humidity is this high. Kinda makes you a bit dumb at the end of the day, then add a few drops of alcohol.

So my critical thinking and conversation button may be a bit broken lol
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #42 on: June 21, 2016, 11:29:28 PM »
What?

All the complicated things we do are done through trial and error, with many failures during development and continuing through time after developed. All the theories discussed here are forms of perfection for use. It would be almost a super human feat. Even though I actually wish they were true, I don't see it possible.

I apologize, its been a long day, its freak balls hot in texas with monster humidity...plus a few alcoholic beverages into my relaxing lol. Don't know if you have spent all day in 110 heat index working around hot machinery and welders ect. I try to cool the place in the work area, however ac is a joke and swamp coolers are worthless when the humidity is this high. Kinda makes you a bit dumb at the end of the day, then add a few drops of alcohol.

So my critical thinking and conversation button may be a bit broken lol


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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #43 on: June 22, 2016, 12:04:02 AM »
^^^^ you are an ass...that is all


Though the weather hasn't been bad in California either...besides 80 percent humidity
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #44 on: June 22, 2016, 12:11:11 AM »
^^^^ you are an ass...that is all


Though the weather hasn't been bad in California either...besides 80 percent humidity


And we are on fire. It's actually called fire season.

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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #45 on: June 22, 2016, 12:34:47 AM »
Just as guess, but maybe as Antarctica got colder there was gradually less and less grain, insects and whatever else they used to feed on and their predators ran out of food, so the protopenguins entered the water and found food and escaped the predators.

Finally the predators all died out and the penguins had nothing to eat but products of the sea, but could not breed in the ocean, so developed their current habits.

You know there are penguins all the way from the ice wall to the equator?
Even north of the equator in the Galapagos.

I did say I was fabricating a story.   The Galápagos might not be cold but they used to lack a lot of the predators that are now decimating the Penguins there.

You seem to keep more than rabbits in that hat.
You know there are penguins all the way from the ice wall to the equator?

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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #46 on: June 22, 2016, 12:44:25 AM »
Let's see. Many species have been domesticated and bred to benefit human comunities. Horses, dogs, sheep, llamas... Many of them, for thousands of years.

Yet leave some of them free, and they survive just fine. Thousands of years of artificial selection haven't erased their abilities in the wilderness.

Now, we have to believe penguins were bio-engineered in mere decades and none of their instincts survive, history got severely edited to include them even if it's not necessary (really, why would you have to fake their origin?) and all that without ADN editing technology.

Also, not happy having engineered an species, they developed seventeen to have them even in places where they can raise the more usual cattle!

Are you really that credulous, John? Did you really just read something on the Internet and give it your stamp of approval? I thought you were smarter than that, but you're so focused looking for proof of your government lying to the whole world that you take as true even the most ridiculous hypothesis. Take a step back and try to clear your mind for a second. Then ask yourself: is what I'm defending 'plausible'?

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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #47 on: June 22, 2016, 01:04:29 AM »
You seem to keep more than rabbits in that hat.

Is that you Rocky?

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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #48 on: June 22, 2016, 10:55:33 AM »
I suggest we start by mapping the Penguins out on the flat earth map. I'll get on it today. Perhaps I can plan a trip to Australia or South America again and we can get the ball rolling.
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #49 on: June 22, 2016, 10:59:54 AM »
I suggest we start by mapping the Penguins out on the flat earth map. I'll get on it today. Perhaps I can plan a trip to Australia or South America again and we can get the ball rolling.

I look forward to your research.
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #50 on: June 22, 2016, 11:04:29 AM »
Even north of the equator in the Galapagos.


http://www.worldatlas.com/img/areamap/territory/galap.png


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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #51 on: June 22, 2016, 11:05:12 AM »
I think the koalas as mocking you.  Think about it. 

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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #52 on: June 22, 2016, 11:12:23 AM »
Check this juicy bit out. The poor bastards don't even know they can't fly sometimes.
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #53 on: June 22, 2016, 11:29:13 AM »
Check this juicy bit out. The poor bastards don't even know they can't fly sometimes.

So you're saying that any time a bird spreads or flaps its wings, it is with the intent to fly, and not just to stretch or regulate body temperature?  Anything makes sense as long as it supports your idea. 
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #54 on: June 22, 2016, 11:47:14 AM »
What?

All the complicated things we do are done through trial and error, with many failures during development and continuing through time after developed. All the theories discussed here are forms of perfection for use. It would be almost a super human feat. Even though I actually wish they were true, I don't see it possible.

I apologize, its been a long day, its freak balls hot in texas with monster humidity...plus a few alcoholic beverages into my relaxing lol. Don't know if you have spent all day in 110 heat index working around hot machinery and welders ect. I try to cool the place in the work area, however ac is a joke and swamp coolers are worthless when the humidity is this high. Kinda makes you a bit dumb at the end of the day, then add a few drops of alcohol.

So my critical thinking and conversation button may be a bit broken lol
No problem I completely understand. I wasn't all there last night as well.

I'm sure they had failures.


@Blue_Moon:

No, it was sometime ago but these pictures are my own. I should have captured it on video, but they certainly appeared to me as if they were trying to fly. The one on the right was doing this attempt as it wobbled away from the water on its long journey towards its pack.
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #55 on: June 22, 2016, 07:58:37 PM »
One of the earlier mentions concerning penguins certain seems to support my theories:

"These Penguins are as bigge as a Geese, and flye not, for they haue but a little short wing, and they multiply to infinitly, upon a certain flat Iland, that men driue them from thence upon a boord, into their boates by hundreds at a time ; as if God had made the innocency of so poore a creature to become such an admirable instrument for the sustentation of man."

Perhaps a clue left.

Ant-eaters and Rhinos are weird too.

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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #56 on: June 23, 2016, 07:02:47 AM »
Split off Off-Topic Posts to S&C
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #57 on: August 20, 2016, 07:36:01 PM »
Penguins are a remarkable product of evolution.  All the varieties of penguins have several characteristics in common, including white chests, black backs, very tight feathers, wings shaped liked flippers, webbed feet.   They are able to survive in the icy Antarctic environment - where there is little competition.  They swim with their powerful wings, and predator birds flying above seldom see them because their black backs blend with the dark water, while predatory/prey sealife swimming below seldom see them because their white chests blend with the sunlight from above.  Although they do not fly, they are able to use their feet and wings to launch themselves out of the water onto land or ice by a distance of about eight feet.

As a demonstration that this is a result of evolution, in the Arctic a very similar bird, the Puffin, has many similar characteristics, including the black back and the white chest, and tight feathers (but, unlike the penguin, it can fly).  The two species are not related but similar environmental factors caused them to evolve in similar ways.

Not bio-engineered.  There are photographs of penguins dating back to the beginning of the 20th century and eyewitness accounts and stuffed museum specimens dating back well into the 19th century.  As well as the multitude of variant species, which took many centuries to develop.
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #58 on: August 20, 2016, 11:16:15 PM »
Ever since I've heard of this site I've wondered if the people running this seriously  believed the earth was flat or if it was some kind of prank. Based on this thread I think I have enough information to draw a conclusion.

Also if you were going to engineer a creature to be a food source you wouldn't make a penguin. It's a carnivore. You'd be better off just eating  the fish.
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Re: Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?
« Reply #59 on: August 21, 2016, 02:40:49 AM »
The truly great thing about this forum is that when you think you have witnessed the most stupid, unbelievably ignorant and insane beliefs possible... there comes yet even stupid, mor ignorant and even more insane beliefs.

Exhibit 1: this thread.