Are Penguins Bio-Engineered?

The Penguin Conspiracy

Penguins were engineered during the Cold War. The woefully inconsistent fossil record is a testament to this fact, coupled with the untenable body structure that could not possibly be the result of evolution. Designed as a "walking lunchbox" or "Khod'ba Zakuska", these critters were made to consume high protein fish diets and lumber around allowing for a complete lack of need for supply lines to distant conspiracy outposts like the Russian Base in the Antarctic. As the Antarctic circles the earth, and is wildly inhospitable, a solution to this problem had to be made. No wonder some feel that Penguins are so different from all other fowl that they should not even be classified as birds! Their elbows are completely fused?! Why would they need to evolve to survive if they have no land predators in the Antarctic? Why would they not die out with the Dinofauxs? These questions are never suitably answered.

Not only is their fossil record ridiculous and stitched together with what we've been calling Frankenstein Bones, but their history is equally suspect. Supposedly they were first identified in 1490 by Magellan during the wave of exploration in the early 1500s known as the Age of Discovery. However, Africa had been explored in Antiquity by Pharaoh Necho II in 600BC; no such mention of Penguins is present in the accounts of this provided by Herodotus. Herodotus was skeptical of this tale because he could not understand the flat earth physics that allow the sun in the account to appear to the North. In fact, Penguin does not even refer originally to the bird Penguin, but instead is a synonym for the bird the Great Auk. Nobody agrees where the word hails from...

The birds themselves are far too stupid to survive. Often they will even attempt to mate with seals.

"Honestly I did not expect that follow up sightings of a similar nature to that 2006 one would ever be made again, and certainly not on multiple occasions," Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria

Additionally they often choose to live in areas with climates not suited to their bodies, causing great distress.

Could it be that Penguins were Auk crossed by Seals? I'm not ruling it out at this point.

Their behavior is equally nonsensical, often going against what instinct should tell them to do and being  a myriad of different behaviors - such as living underground, swimming, migrating, child theft, homosexuality and more.

Designed as a "walking lunchbox" or "Khod'ba Zakuska", these critters were made to consume high protein fish diets and lumber around allowing for a complete lack of need for supply lines to distant conspiracy outposts like the Russian Base in the Antarctic.

Ice Cattle.

Their behavior is equally nonsensical, often going against what instinct should tell them to do and being  a myriad of different behaviors - such as living underground, swimming, migrating, child theft, homosexuality and more.

Humans also have swimming, migrating, and homosexuality as behaviours, are we generically engineered.

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Their behavior is equally nonsensical, often going against what instinct should tell them to do and being  a myriad of different behaviors - such as living underground, swimming, migrating, child theft, homosexuality and more.

Humans also have swimming, migrating, and homosexuality as behaviours, are we generically engineered.

We don't swim like penguins do or migrate like they do. The child theft instances are particularly interesting as they seem to go against the grain of instinct and instead look like emotional responses. Likewise with homosexuality.

What about reports from before the Cold War? Or did they ask NASA a go with the time machine?

What if the whole earth was just fabricated by NASA to put us in and take the flat earth all for themselves?

Thank you. I'm gonna stick with my theory. The Earth is flat because NASA made it this way. The real one is in another plane of reality, and we're unable to reach it.

What about reports from before the Cold War? Or did they ask NASA a go with the time machine?

Zeteticist James McIntyre suggested that these were faked. I hint at this as well since the history behind Penguins certainly doesn't make sense. It took three years for the Phoenicians to travel around Africa and no mention of these birds from them or from any other culture. A time machine would not be necessary, of course. I imagine suppressing and inventing information is trick #1 in their little magic show.

It could be that these birds were originally the Auk, and were only later engineered into the ice cattle you see today. What's certain is nothing adds up with these waddling little buggers. It could also be that references to Penguins are simply talking about Auks in general - this would explain references to penguins earlier than the cold war as they would be simply talking about the Auk which shares its name - Penguin. It would also explain why they aren't noted in the accounts of travels in Africa.

The chinese would have also been privy to knowledge about these birds due to their travels Southward - including what some experts say to South America. As well as Admiral Zheng to Australia.

Looking over texts, there certainly seems to be references from around 1700 onward. This was just after they did their intellectual attack on China to sway them from their true vision of the Flat Earth. This was also around the time many propose that the NWO was first conceived. It seems like they had a lot of kettles on the stove.

One of the earlier mentions concerning penguins certain seems to support my theories:

"These Penguins are as bigge as a Geese, and flye not, for they haue but a little short wing, and they multiply to infinitly, upon a certain flat Iland, that men driue them from thence upon a boord, into their boates by hundreds at a time ; as if God had made the innocency of so poore a creature to become such an admirable instrument for the sustentation of man."

Perhaps a clue left.

The woefully inconsistent fossil record is a testament to this fact...

The fossil record for most species is woefully inconsistent.  What's your point?

Any point of this ? Beyond experimenting with Poe's law ?

Quote from: John Davis on June 21, 2016, 09:10:05 AM

The woefully inconsistent fossil record is a testament to this fact...

The fossil record for most species is woefully inconsistent.  What's your point?

My point is there is no reliable record that these creatures evolved from anything, except some chicken bones pieced together from multiple places. Without such a record, their origins are in quite a bit of doubt.

Any point of this ?

If they are feeding the conspiracy bases along the rim, understanding the motives and operating mode of the conspiracy is important. They likely did the same elsewhere or will in the future. We should be ready. They will be betrayed by the weakness of needing supply lines like many great militaries of the past. History teaches us that attacking the supply line of an organization will cause devastating effect.

This might be the kind of attack we need to get an edge. At the very least other Zetetics may want to weight in and say "no that's silly" or "yes, thats quite odd, look at this."

Coming next: The big Penguin-hunt!
Getting my popcorn ready 

One of the earlier mentions concerning penguins certain seems to support my theories:

"These Penguins are as bigge as a Geese, and flye not, for they haue but a little short wing, and they multiply to infinitly, upon a certain flat Iland, that men driue them from thence upon a boord, into their boates by hundreds at a time ; as if God had made the innocency of so poore a creature to become such an admirable instrument for the sustentation of man."

Perhaps a clue left.

This is awesome!

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/04/0411_060411_penguins_2.html

NatGeo disagrees.

They in on it too?

I wouldn't be surprised if National Geographic was in on it. They have a thing for Nazis.

Nazi science is not forgotten. Except by those who practice their sciences now a days - ignoring regulations from Nuremberg and performing medical experiments on those not willing, or with their sheep cloning. Yeah, we get it. You think we are sheep. Just wait 'til these sheep wake up. You won't be able to clone enough to stop us from 'eating cake.'

"It turned out to be … a sort of missing-link penguin," Fordyce, the Otago paleontologist, said.

Sort of missing-link penguin. Great. Way to be confident with that one Fordyce.  I knew of this fossil - the one that supposedly stands at a greater height than man - of the time. Do you honestly put this weight into palentology?

When you look into the details, it was comprised of several separate skeletons. Another Frankenstein. Fort did well to warn of us this, and the flat earth.

Fantastic.

We all know you can stitch together fish and chickens all you'd like. Perhaps they even threw an Auk in there. While science pretends to be above dishonesty, the scientist is but a man - and at times the man will ignore his principles and reach towards ill means where they can be done. Shake the spear as you wish, you can't point at but one true complete fossil with it. Much like we haven't been shown a proper image of earth rotating.

I guess Penguin fossils don't sell like Ape and Dinosaur fossils. Of course, they wouldn't. Why advertise they were interesting at all?!

But no - let us not go into the "conspiracy" of man, where he is evil and selfish and suits his own needs, wants, and ambitions at any cost. Let us ignore this completely so our adversaries won't blame us for it and shout "Shill!"

Experts will agree the penguin is a mystery. It evolves far faster than it should, with less records than any other, despite prime conditions for records to be preserved. There are no 'encino man' penguins. There are not one - but millions of missing links. The record is atrocious, and I have no doubt some young minded whippersnappa' will come up with a thesis around it and it will suddenly be purported as the truth - across all media. Because we like to fill in the blanks, even if the explanation isn't worthwhile.

You must really hate to be taken seriously, John.

You must really hate to be taken seriously, John.

They only thing you seem to take seriously is attempting to debunk views that disagree with your own. I think I'll be fine over here on my patch of flat land.

Paleontology is sooooo legitimate. You are so right about that. Other scientists never mention anything about how silly it is. At all. How can I be taken seriously when I'm putting down such an honoured profession that seeks for true knowledge. 

I guess we all like dinosaurs as children. Perhaps that's some common ground for us.

Quote from: Blue_Moon on June 21, 2016, 03:53:52 PM

You must really hate to be taken seriously, John.

They only thing you seem to take seriously is attempting to debunk views that disagree with your own. I think I'll be fine over here on my patch of flat land.

Paleontology is sooooo legitimate. You are so right about that. Other scientists never mention anything about how silly it is. At all. How can I be taken seriously when I'm putting down such an honoured profession that seeks for true knowledge. 

I guess we all like dinosaurs as children. Perhaps that's some common ground for us.

I never liked dinosaurs as a kid.  It's always been rockets for me (and a breif cowboy phase before that, but that's irrelevant).  However, paleontology is still a cohesive field, even if incomplete. 

Quote from: John Davis on June 21, 2016, 03:57:19 PM

Quote from: Blue_Moon on June 21, 2016, 03:53:52 PM

You must really hate to be taken seriously, John.

They only thing you seem to take seriously is attempting to debunk views that disagree with your own. I think I'll be fine over here on my patch of flat land.

Paleontology is sooooo legitimate. You are so right about that. Other scientists never mention anything about how silly it is. At all. How can I be taken seriously when I'm putting down such an honoured profession that seeks for true knowledge. 

I guess we all like dinosaurs as children. Perhaps that's some common ground for us.

I never liked dinosaurs as a kid.  It's always been rockets for me (and a breif cowboy phase before that, but that's irrelevant).  However, paleontology is still a cohesive field, even if incomplete.

All fields will tend towards cohesion - even alchemy. That is after all their only real goal most of the time. A coherent view.

I have to admit I wasn't crazy about dinosaurs either. For me it was odd things. My first memory was concerning the flow of time, and how eating something poisonous should affect me earlier - then realizing it didn't. From there, I enjoyed building and discovering. Small stuff, microscopes, Lincoln logs. Ninja turtles were cool as well. And flying devices.

The Paleontology of Penguins is not coherent - its too thinly spread to claim such a title. This is why that discovery was so 'notable' as to warrant an article. A bright eyed paleontologist found a thesis.

Quote from: John Davis on June 21, 2016, 09:10:05 AM

Designed as a "walking lunchbox" or "Khod'ba Zakuska", these critters were made to consume high protein fish diets and lumber around allowing for a complete lack of need for supply lines to distant conspiracy outposts like the Russian Base in the Antarctic.

Ice Cattle.

^^HA HA!

The Penguin Conspiracy

Penguins were engineered during the Cold War. The woefully inconsistent fossil record is a testament to this fact, coupled with the untenable body structure that could not possibly be the result of evolution. Designed as a "walking lunchbox" or "Khod'ba Zakuska", these critters were made to consume high protein fish diets and lumber around allowing for a complete lack of need for supply lines to distant conspiracy outposts like the Russian Base in the Antarctic. As the Antarctic circles the earth, and is wildly inhospitable, a solution to this problem had to be made. No wonder some feel that Penguins are so different from all other fowl that they should not even be classified as birds! Their elbows are completely fused?! Why would they need to evolve to survive if they have no land predators in the Antarctic? Why would they not die out with the Dinofauxs? These questions are never suitably answered.

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Could it be that Penguins were Auk crossed by Seals? I'm not ruling it out at this point.

Their behavior is equally nonsensical, often going against what instinct should tell them to do and being  a myriad of different behaviors - such as living underground, swimming, migrating, child theft, homosexuality and more.

Of course they have been! Just look at the changes since 1935:
And who could doubt that ultimate authority on Penguin?

But a touch more seriously. You ask "Why would they need to evolve to survive if they have no land predators in the Antarctic?"

Well, from one who knows little of evolution, geomorphology or pre-historic climate change.
Just as guess, but maybe as Antarctica got colder there was gradually less and less grain, insects and whatever else they used to feed on and their predators ran out of food, so the protopenguins entered the water and found food and escaped the predators.

Finally the predators all died out and the penguins had nothing to eat but products of the sea, but could not breed in the ocean, so developed their current habits.

Some of course ended up on islands and southern countries where they had predators, so burrowed as some protection.

Penguin books?!

Antarctica has gotten warmer since then. Rowbotham showed through underwater currents the world is getting warmer by the minute. This is what folks mistakenly call 'climate change' or before they shifted policy 'global warming'. Planar warming though is real and should be recognized.

Perhaps that's why they worry... I'm not convinced.

Are you suggesting that penguins ate grain?! insects? I have never seen this behavior. Their burrowing is not for protection, its because they are ill suited to their migratory habitats. Look at this
Anomalies. That's the word for Penguin.
From my studies in the South of America.

Penguin books?!

Antarctica has gotten warmer since then. Rowbotham showed through underwater currents the world is getting warmer by the minute. This is what folks mistakenly call 'climate change' or before they shifted policy 'global warming'. Planar warming though is real and should be recognized.

Perhaps that's why they worry... I'm not convinced.

Are you suggesting that penguins ate grain?! insects? I have never seen this behavior. Their burrowing is not for protection, its because they are ill suited to their migratory habitats. Look at this
Anomalies. That's the word for Penguin.
From my studies in the South of America.

I was talking about pre-historic  'climate change', not the current "global warming". Presumably Antarctica was not always so cold as I think there is evidence of trees etc there. But as I clearly stated I was fabricating a plausible story, just like Rowbotham tried to do.

I am really starting to believe John is being serious.

John just some advice if you are being serious, take a step back and break from the whole FE and other conspiracies for a short while.  You are not too far away from starting to post scenes from a movie or TV show as evidence.  Pointing out something like a clock showing a certain time is obvious evidence of what ever you are trying to prove.

If the Earth is really flat and you are working with the conspirators then ignore my advice.  You are doing a wonderful job of discrediting  the whole notion the Earth could be flat.

If you are just trolling then I will also say you are doing a fantastic job.

I don't think he was - but you make a great point. Look at the Piri Reis map, I remember when I studied that, I found a study that showed it mapped ridiculously close to the antarctic coastline before it was frozen over - using Sonar or some such below ground kinda stuff.

It mapped the antarctic coastline -  we matched this map quite some time ago. Its point was that without the ice - we'd see the Piri Reis. If it was not as cold - why would they travel North to situations that kill quite a few per squadron of penguins. The Vikings had a few surprises in their maps - it was quite the night. It was likely an engineering mistake. Of course the Auk would migrate North.

I look to the theory in hollow earth that all the continents fit together and I agree - but more like you'd imagine it happening through the flat earth map. The earth may be expanding, but its always changing. It slowly melts outwards due to our culmination of heat. No other species has the woes and misfortune of these honest and those whom speak true in creatures - the Penguins. And yet they lead themselves to slaughter. Lunch boxes, frozen for the edge guards. Just add butter and 'erb.

These poor bastards were born to a life of toil and suffering, because of their insidious creation.

We must save them. While killing off the lines of production.

Just as guess, but maybe as Antarctica got colder there was gradually less and less grain, insects and whatever else they used to feed on and their predators ran out of food, so the protopenguins entered the water and found food and escaped the predators.

Finally the predators all died out and the penguins had nothing to eat but products of the sea, but could not breed in the ocean, so developed their current habits.

You know there are penguins all the way from the ice wall to the equator?

This explains their distribution - only a few lands they supposedly touched. The Chinese and the Aztecs. Can't imagine why they burned their books up. Cause everybody always looks good when they start burning books. People cry about Alexandria - but look at the losses at Tenochtitlan and the Aztec Libraries. We can get the gist of the Roman and Greeks - but that point of view that saw the stars so brightly and predicted as much as Kepler - lost. Lost due to situation triumphing over knowledge. Not a war between religion and reason - against power and reason.