Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions

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ER22

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #390 on: November 26, 2017, 12:14:15 PM »
Wow, that was interesting.
I am not gonna comment on the dangers of moon light.

Gotta ask (as I believe others have)
How does this have anything to do with a flat earth?

Flat or round, both have a moon.
Show me a Flat Earth map that works.

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #391 on: November 26, 2017, 05:22:42 PM »
Wow, that was interesting.
I am not gonna comment on the dangers of moon light.

Gotta ask (as I believe others have)
How does this have anything to do with a flat earth?

Flat or round, both have a moon.

Some people believe the moon is only a holographic projection
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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #392 on: November 28, 2017, 01:39:33 AM »
Wow, that was interesting.
I am not gonna comment on the dangers of moon light.

Gotta ask (as I believe others have)
How does this have anything to do with a flat earth?

Flat or round, both have a moon.

Moonlight being reflected sunlight poses problems for many flat-earth models. It can be hard to explain the moon phases, for example. However, if the moon's light were somehow different to sunlight this would lend credence to the idea of the moon being self-illuminating, which would in turn eliminate some of the aforesaid problems.

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #393 on: December 02, 2017, 07:48:45 AM »
Beware the supermoon December 3rd!

WEAR YOUR WELDING HELMETS ALL NIGHT, PEOPLE.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #394 on: December 02, 2017, 02:58:11 PM »
Do I still need to wear it when I'm in bed sleeping and all windows to the house are covered? I mean, just to be sure and all....
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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #395 on: December 02, 2017, 03:09:21 PM »
Yes! Just to be on the safe side, you may need to go ahead and start wearing it now. The moonlight is blinding.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #396 on: December 02, 2017, 03:13:45 PM »
Thanks for heads up SCG.  I will pass the word along to my friend, the hospital ER administrator, but I expect she is all set to pay a bit of overtime for the influx of activity with people who didn't prepare.

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #397 on: December 02, 2017, 05:42:55 PM »
I have heard that if you coat all the walls and windows in your bedroom with foil, it may be safe to remove your eye protection for short to moderate periods of time.

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #398 on: December 03, 2017, 09:52:17 AM »
Beware the supermoon December 3rd!

WEAR YOUR WELDING HELMETS ALL NIGHT, PEOPLE.

Please give an actual example of how How Super moons are predicted using Flat Earth math.... show your work! Thank you
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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #399 on: December 03, 2017, 10:14:01 AM »
Super Moon . . .

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If the moon is just on the horizon, it may look a lot bigger, but that's an illusion. Scientists call it the "moon illusion" and it may be because your brain compares it to nearby objects, or because your brain believes objects on the horizon are larger than objects in the sky.
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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #400 on: December 25, 2017, 07:20:57 AM »
Wow, that was interesting.
I am not gonna comment on the dangers of moon light.

Gotta ask (as I believe others have)
How does this have anything to do with a flat earth?

Flat or round, both have a moon.

The Moon is a real problem for Flat Earthers. Why? Because it's easy to observe, Ned's no special equipment or training to measure and blows a massive hole in Flat Earth Hypothesis.

Nullius in Verba

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #401 on: December 30, 2017, 02:04:14 PM »
The FES predicts supermoon on 1.1.18.  This is potentially a bright one and titled "wolf moon".  Beware/Prepare.
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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #402 on: December 30, 2017, 07:09:26 PM »
The FES predicts supermoon on 1.1.18.  This is potentially a bright one and titled "wolf moon".  Beware/Prepare.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D The FES predicts a supermoon and how is that done? tea-leaves of bats droppings? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I do hope you have plenty of tin-foil hats and correctly polarised (42 I think) NS particle excluding dark glasses in stock - John Davis can advise here.

All to protect against sunlight reduced in intensity by a factor of about 400,000 times.
The biggest danger if venturing out wearing said polarised NS particle excluding dark glasses is walking on an upturned rake, piercing you foot and clobbering your tin-foil hat protected head.

Tetanus and rabies shots may be a good precaution too in case of were-wolf attacks and said up-turned rakes.

I do hope that this helps someone avaoid a nasty injury.

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #403 on: January 03, 2018, 04:15:13 PM »
The FES predicts supermoon on 1.1.18.  This is potentially a bright one and titled "wolf moon".  Beware/Prepare.

Aha ha ha,
FES predicts?
You are probably using an app on your phone based on the globe earth.
If you can predict full moon using a flat earth thingy, please present it.

Without using your phone, computer or any other "NASA or Gov't" info
Using only your FE tech
What kinda moon is happening on January 31/18?
Show me a Flat Earth map that works.

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #404 on: January 03, 2018, 05:45:11 PM »
OK, heard back.  That night could very well be a full moon. Beware/Prepare.

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #405 on: January 03, 2018, 06:52:50 PM »
Anyone versed in flat earth will know that January 31 will be our second full looking moon this month (for some reason you roundies call it 'blue' even though its not blue but hey that works for you), be at its closest approach to Earth (you guys call that 'super') AND turn a reddish colour as the lady moonshramps undergo their version of 'time of month'
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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #406 on: January 03, 2018, 06:55:01 PM »
Anyone versed in flat earth will know that January 31 will be our second full looking moon this month (for some reason you roundies call it 'blue' even though its not blue but hey that works for you), be at its closest approach to Earth (you guys call that 'super') AND turn a reddish colour as the lady moonshramps undergo their version of 'time of month'
DUH!

That might explain why full moons are so dangerous!

Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #407 on: January 06, 2018, 05:18:54 AM »

Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #408 on: January 07, 2018, 02:38:50 PM »
if the earth is flat why my dicc so big?

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #409 on: January 07, 2018, 02:40:32 PM »
Because you are black?

Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #410 on: January 07, 2018, 02:43:06 PM »
if the earth is flat why my dicc so big?

Because you don't understand basic science. Please, educate yourself.

Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #411 on: January 07, 2018, 02:45:16 PM »
If the earth flat why my dicc big?

Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #412 on: January 07, 2018, 02:46:03 PM »
" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions







Since the dawn of history, the Moon has possessed an almost unequalled hold over the imagination of man, provoking by turns fascination and even worship. Mankind has studied the Moon for thousands of years, and some human depictions of its luminescent features may be over 5,000 years old.


However for as long as man has revered the Moon, he has also feared it. This topic will chronicle how ancient cultures have perceived the Moon's harmful effects, how modern studies (both scientific and Zetetic) corroborate this view, and how and when to prepare to prepare for periods of high lunar activity and/or exposure. It will also provide a Zetetic Lunar Calendar, and a forecast/record of impending/past spikes in Lunar activity:


1. Moonlight: Historical & Socio-Cultural Perspectives

2. Moonlight: Scientific & Zetetic Perspectives

3. Moonlight: Precautions & Preparations

4. The Zetetic Lunar Calendar

5. The Lunar Forecast


Alarmism is not our aim here at the Flat Earth Society, but the threat presented by contact with Lunar rays is significant, and the mainstream media has proven unwilling to alert the public to the evidence for and dangers of this hazard. Our only goal is to make sure that you and your loved ones remain safe.


Any suggestions regarding additions or improvements should be posted in this topic.

Listen here, damn it. There's no way to account for a flat Earth AND a moon. The moon is obviously fake and a projection.

Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #413 on: January 07, 2018, 02:46:39 PM »
ok so you get moonburns cuz u a lil pussy

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #414 on: January 07, 2018, 04:13:29 PM »
ok so you get moonburns cuz u a lil pussy


come on, D1, you are slightly better than this.

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ER22

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #415 on: January 31, 2018, 03:46:28 PM »
OK, heard back.  That night could very well be a full moon. Beware/Prepare.

Good call Gotham,
There was a full moon.
It was red too!
I stood outside and looked at it for as long as I could.
This was at 6:30 AM MST and it was -32C plus wind where I am.
After 15 minutes I went inside.
Show me a Flat Earth map that works.

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #416 on: January 31, 2018, 04:03:21 PM »
Moonlight warnings have resumed. Minimizing exposure is recommended by those in the know including hospital admins and members of the psychiatric community.   

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #417 on: January 31, 2018, 05:34:06 PM »
OK, heard back.  That night could very well be a full moon. Beware/Prepare.

Good call Gotham,
There was a full moon.
It was red too!
I stood outside and looked at it for as long as I could.
This was at 6:30 AM MST and it was -32C plus wind where I am.
After 15 minutes I went inside.

You think you are lucky because you got to see a pretty red moon

Let me tell you, that is the trap. There are a plethora of examples in nature where prey is lured in by a beautiful appearance or show. If there were no clouds in the sky where I was, I too would most likely fall victim to the beauty of the blood moon. Like a Medusa, I would just stand there like a stone while my life force is sapped away.

Every once in a while the moonshamps go 'on heat'. That is what makes the moon look red. And looking at the moon is like sex for the shramps. At least in some obscure way you aren't a virgin anymore.

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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #418 on: February 02, 2018, 03:47:58 AM »

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earth chan is not flat :(  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Re: Moonlight: Dangers & Precautions
« Reply #419 on: February 02, 2018, 04:26:03 AM »

eat
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earth chan is not flat :(  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
So what?  ;) ;) The flat earth is round!  ;) ;)
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