A Friendly Chat

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2970 on: November 17, 2013, 11:55:08 AM »
I know people will complain but I think Cyanide & Happiness is so funny.  :D

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2971 on: November 18, 2013, 06:09:41 AM »
My mate's mum used to work with a guy that ended up executing a taxi driver. He was a mentalist. When she heard he was a suspect, she was tempted to ring the police and be like 'yep that guy is fully mental'. But that's not really solid evidence for the police to go on. Apparently one of the things he said to her one time was, 'If I found out I had terminal cancer, one of the things I'd do before I died would be to put a gun to somebody's head just to see the look on their face'...
"Mentalism is a performing art in which its practitioners, known as mentalists, appear to demonstrate highly developed mental or intuitive abilities. Performances may appear to include telepathy, clairvoyance, divination, precognition, psychokinesis, mediumship, mind control, memory feats and rapid mathematics. Hypnosis may also be used as a stage tool. Mentalists are sometimes referred to as psychic entertainers."

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2972 on: November 18, 2013, 03:47:25 PM »
I was gonna say something, but I chose to be polite.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2973 on: November 18, 2013, 11:26:32 PM »
My girlfriend of almost two years says she wants a break from our relationship. I think I'll start drinking now. Better late than never as they say.

You're going to be a mean drunk.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2974 on: November 18, 2013, 11:52:46 PM »
He is.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2975 on: November 19, 2013, 02:50:41 AM »
My girlfriend of almost two years says she wants a break from our relationship. I think I'll start drinking now. Better late than never as they say.
You aren't 21 so don't go around drinking. got you and EJ mixed up again.
GFs come and go.  Remember the good times and find someone else.
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Gone.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2976 on: November 19, 2013, 02:53:28 AM »
You aren't 21 so don't go around drinking.

Fuck you, America.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2977 on: November 19, 2013, 02:54:33 PM »
tfes.org

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2978 on: November 19, 2013, 05:07:24 PM »
My girlfriend of almost two years says she wants a break from our relationship. I think I'll start drinking now. Better late than never as they say.
You aren't 21 so don't go around drinking. got you and EJ mixed up again.
GFs come and go.  Remember the good times and find someone else.

I don't really like people though, so if this doesn't work out I don't think I want to be in more relationships.

Men Going Their Own Way

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2979 on: November 19, 2013, 06:08:20 PM »
lol

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2980 on: November 19, 2013, 06:09:42 PM »

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2981 on: November 19, 2013, 09:42:46 PM »
My girlfriend of almost two years says she wants a break from our relationship. I think I'll start drinking now. Better late than never as they say.
You aren't 21 so don't go around drinking. got you and EJ mixed up again.
GFs come and go.  Remember the good times and find someone else.

I don't really like people though, so if this doesn't work out I don't think I want to be in more relationships.

I remember when I was this naive. Good times.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2982 on: November 22, 2013, 04:20:30 PM »
I'm discovering that I kinda dislike extreme liberals. They're all emotion with no logic sometimes. It can be very aggravating.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2983 on: November 22, 2013, 04:28:29 PM »
That's true for any extremist, really.

I am discovering that I never want to get the fucking flu again  >:(
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2984 on: November 22, 2013, 04:32:34 PM »
That's true for any extremist, really.

Except for logic extremists.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2985 on: November 22, 2013, 04:33:04 PM »
I successfully trolled my friend about using electricity to help hair grow. 
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2986 on: November 22, 2013, 05:09:17 PM »
I didn't let it get that far. 
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2987 on: November 22, 2013, 07:17:01 PM »
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2988 on: November 22, 2013, 07:22:16 PM »
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

Exactly, why not.

I have driven through Nashville 10 times, never stopped.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2989 on: November 22, 2013, 07:31:36 PM »
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

You will be mobbed by hundreds of lonely nerds. :(

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2990 on: November 22, 2013, 07:37:24 PM »
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

Exactly, why not.

I have driven through Nashville 10 times, never stopped.
It's not a terrible or incredibly interesting city, but for some reason it keeps getting high ratings for places to visit. I guess it doesn't have terrible crime, it has a tv show now (which annoyingly obstructs the walk to work), good places to eat, and tacky cowboy shops and bars. It's not too bad. Maybe you should stop sometime.

But I work a couple of blocks from the hotel where the casting call is.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2991 on: November 22, 2013, 07:39:00 PM »
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

You will be mobbed by hundreds of lonely nerds. :(
Yeah right, I'm not that pretty and I look mean when I'm not smiling.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2992 on: November 22, 2013, 07:42:56 PM »
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

You will be mobbed by hundreds of lonely nerds. :(
Yeah right, I'm not that pretty and I look mean when I'm not smiling.
Irrelevant.  Never overestimate the standards of a lonely nerd.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2993 on: November 22, 2013, 07:51:45 PM »
So there's an open casting call in Nashville for Star Wars this Sunday. I'm kinda tempted to go. I mean really, why not?

You will be mobbed by hundreds of lonely nerds. :(
Yeah right, I'm not that pretty and I look mean when I'm not smiling.
Irrelevant.  Never overestimate the standards of a lonely nerd.
I'm not. I worked at a GameStop and have shopped in comic book stores. The lonely nerds think I'll stab them.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2994 on: November 22, 2013, 08:25:30 PM »
I'm not. I worked at a GameStop...

That makes two of us.  Although it was a long time ago for me.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2995 on: November 22, 2013, 08:46:04 PM »
I've half considered going to the casting call myself.  I think they are looking for 1 male and 1 female out of Nashville though.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2996 on: November 22, 2013, 09:07:38 PM »
I've half considered going to the casting call myself.  I think they are looking for 1 male and 1 female out of Nashville though.
Yeah, here's the link: http://www.opencastingcall2013.com

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2997 on: November 23, 2013, 12:49:38 AM »
Go for it roos roos
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2998 on: November 23, 2013, 02:02:25 AM »
I'm discovering that I kinda dislike extreme liberals. They're all emotion with no logic sometimes. It can be very aggravating.

Same, their superior attitude really annoys me sometimes. They also don't seem to realise the practicalities of their argument half the time.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #2999 on: November 24, 2013, 08:16:06 AM »
I've been making a lot of typos here lately and it's because I use swipe typing on my phone. Please forgive me.