Official Happy Birthday Thread

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #300 on: February 01, 2020, 06:22:46 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR KIDDO AND RULER GAYER!

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #301 on: February 01, 2020, 07:20:46 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR KIDDO AND RULER GAYER!

THANKS! 9 YEARS OF RULING THIS FLAT EARTH!
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #302 on: February 01, 2020, 08:41:30 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLORIOUS LEADER!

I can't believe it has already been 9 years!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #303 on: February 01, 2020, 10:38:56 AM »
Can hardly believe it either. She hasn't been doing a great job of Glorious Leading though tbh, look at the state of the world
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #304 on: February 01, 2020, 12:19:39 PM »
It can take a long time to break things down so you can rebuild them better.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #305 on: February 01, 2020, 01:42:02 PM »

Salutations!
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #306 on: March 03, 2020, 11:45:14 AM »
There is an old man here everybody forget.  :'(


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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #307 on: March 03, 2020, 12:51:05 PM »

Happy birthday Wise.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #308 on: March 03, 2020, 12:53:40 PM »
Wise, were I able, I would buy you a stripper in a Baklava.

Happy birthday.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #309 on: March 03, 2020, 12:55:45 PM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WISE.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #310 on: March 04, 2020, 03:15:08 AM »
Thanks! 4 years of enlightining the world!


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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #311 on: March 04, 2020, 04:48:08 AM »


You're 4?

Well done young girl.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #312 on: March 04, 2020, 05:00:07 AM »
You're 4?

Well done young girl.

It is the age of enlighting the people via this forum. It is -about- 99 in total.


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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #313 on: March 04, 2020, 05:20:27 AM »
It's wise day! A notable day on the flat earth calender
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #314 on: March 04, 2020, 06:45:40 AM »



Is it true that all Pisceans smell of fish?
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #315 on: March 04, 2020, 06:58:55 AM »
I don't think so. But even so you can smell it yourself.


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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #316 on: March 04, 2020, 07:46:18 AM »

I'm a Libra, we don't believe in star-signs
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #317 on: April 23, 2020, 11:41:51 PM »
Hey Wise...

Happy Birthday good sir
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #318 on: April 28, 2020, 12:25:39 AM »


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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #319 on: October 02, 2020, 09:00:12 AM »
Ahem
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #320 on: October 02, 2020, 09:05:40 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAYER!

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #321 on: October 02, 2020, 09:48:44 AM »
Oh, how lovely that you remembered
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #322 on: October 02, 2020, 10:31:36 AM »
There is a preverb in Turkish:  "Do not think everybody have beard is your grandfather".

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #323 on: October 02, 2020, 11:14:27 AM »
Happy Birthday Gayer!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #324 on: October 03, 2020, 02:34:45 PM »

Happy Birthday GAYER!
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #325 on: October 04, 2020, 04:27:14 AM »
Alright you few are not on my death list any more
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #326 on: October 04, 2020, 04:27:43 AM »
I assume my presents are delayed in the post due to pandemic
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #327 on: October 04, 2020, 06:03:41 AM »
I assume my presents are delayed in the post due to pandemic
I'm not sure if you've seen just how much we have Made America's Postal System Great Again but it's possible that the Postmaster General has shredded the gift I sent you, or opened it and resold it on eBay to help fund their operations.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #328 on: October 04, 2020, 09:02:22 AM »
I didn't know about a death list!

Happy birthday gayer.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #329 on: October 04, 2020, 10:55:11 AM »
Too late, you're still on the list
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?