Official Happy Birthday Thread

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #330 on: February 26, 2021, 05:35:05 AM »
Is it true that all Pisceans smell of fish?

I've gone once more 'round the sun today.

It's true. I smell a tad bit like salmon.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #331 on: February 26, 2021, 05:36:40 AM »
Happy Birthday Jamie!

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #332 on: February 26, 2021, 07:41:18 AM »

Happy birthday Kipper!
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #333 on: February 26, 2021, 08:19:35 AM »


Happy spirit journey formation anniversary.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #334 on: February 26, 2021, 08:31:41 AM »
Happy birthday!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #335 on: February 26, 2021, 08:54:44 AM »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #336 on: February 26, 2021, 11:56:17 AM »


Happy spirit journey formation anniversary.

That's honestly one of my favorite shows.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #337 on: February 26, 2021, 11:58:54 AM »
HBD! And Salmon stink isn't a bad scent. Revel in it and your birthday celebration.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #338 on: April 15, 2021, 03:37:05 PM »
My birthday comrades is a couple months away which is when i go on vacation for awhile.
I should return around september.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #339 on: October 02, 2021, 08:55:34 AM »
*coughs*
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #340 on: October 02, 2021, 11:16:33 AM »
happy birthday!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #341 on: October 02, 2021, 11:39:33 AM »

Happy birthday fellow Libran.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #342 on: October 02, 2021, 01:26:39 PM »
Happy Birthday!

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #343 on: October 02, 2021, 11:21:25 PM »
I should return around september.

I guess he never said which September....

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #344 on: October 03, 2021, 02:58:34 AM »
Thank you, how sweet that you all remembered
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #345 on: October 04, 2021, 03:01:13 PM »
I should return around september.

I guess he never said which September....
What are you talking about?
He is stalking you rn btw.
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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #346 on: October 04, 2021, 08:13:57 PM »
I should return around september.

I guess he never said which September....
What are you talking about?
He is stalking you rn btw.

Oh yeah, you're the "brother" of that Korean wannabe except now you're a Russian slav squatter lol. Obvious alt is obvious :P

Well if it was your actual birthday then happy birthday. But fun fact, you only ever have 1 birthday in your life

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What animal relates to your wife?

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #347 on: October 05, 2021, 09:41:02 AM »
I should return around september.

I guess he never said which September....
What are you talking about?
He is stalking you rn btw.

Oh yeah, you're the "brother" of that Korean wannabe except now you're a Russian slav squatter lol. Obvious alt is obvious :P

Well if it was your actual birthday then happy birthday. But fun fact, you only ever have 1 birthday in your life
My birthday passed.
But thanks for the happy birthday.
Been awhile since i got one of those.
"Light a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #348 on: October 20, 2022, 07:52:44 AM »
And by the way yes, what did you get as a gift? My husband's birthday is coming up, and I'd be interested to know what car enthusiasts want to get as a gift. Of course, he likes a lot of things besides cars, like fishing and the outdoors. Maybe it would be appropriate to give a set from here https://www.jetgiftbaskets.com/ just to spend time outdoors or on the veranda of our country house. Suggest what is better to buy, as we are still newlyweds and have not fully learned the needs and hidden desires of each other, thank you
« Last Edit: October 23, 2022, 04:27:03 PM by FranklinConner »

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Re: Official Happy Birthday Thread
« Reply #349 on: October 20, 2022, 10:21:52 AM »
And by the way yes, what did you get as a gift? My husband's birthday is coming up, and I'd be interested to know what car enthusiasts want to get as a gift. Of course, he likes a lot of things besides cars, like fishing and the outdoors.

My profile pic tells it all.
I'd love a Filthy frank shirt or Fake frank sunglasses.
"Light a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."