That's a good question, Aaron. It's just poetic license. You see, I am not actually an Arab refugee being blackmailed by an international conspiracy. Likewise, Space Cowgirl is neither black nor a nurse. Not to mention, the odds of Chris and Gayer hooking up knowing literally NOTHING about each other are very small, to say the least. So, you being pissed at Tom the entire time is just part of your character. But look on the bright side, he got the bit about you being a Star Trek nerd right.