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Messages - Smartimus Prime

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Flat Earth Q&A / If the Earth is flat....
« on: February 18, 2007, 04:27:55 PM »
Was that a threat, BOG?

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Flat Earth Q&A / To Tom:
« on: February 18, 2007, 04:21:56 PM »
And once again you fail to prove your own point and instead support us RE'ers!!

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Flat Earth Q&A / To Tom:
« on: February 18, 2007, 04:18:32 PM »
Way to prove yourself wrong again, Tom Dumbass!

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Flat Earth Q&A / If the Earth is flat....
« on: February 18, 2007, 04:13:35 PM »
Sad thing is, we're here to point and laugh at the idiots that need to get out of the fifteenth century who still believe in this shit.  Freedom of speech amigo; if you can make this dumb website, we can post dumb shit on it.

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Flat Earth Q&A / To Tom:
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:59:13 PM »
Swing and a miss, Tom... damn you got boring all of a sudden!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Do all FEers...
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:57:36 PM »
They apparently can avoid topics and valid questions like the fuckin' plague....

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Flat Earth Q&A / To Tom:
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:48:34 PM »
Tom, way to make zero sense.... that wasn't even halfway amusing this time man, you're slippin'.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Shadow Object
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:46:58 PM »
LMAO... it's the blackest and most BRUTAL thing in the universe!!

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Flat Earth Q&A / To Tom:
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:42:54 PM »
I'm about to show him a shadow object headin' toward the broad side of his head... it's my fuckin' ZOMBIEKICKER!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Do all FEers...
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:41:29 PM »
I am the Great Shadow Object!

...I would hate for my holio to get polio....

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Flat Earth Q&A / Dear Tom
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:40:02 PM »
Oh, SNAP!!

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Flat Earth Q&A / To Tom:
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:37:49 PM »
Bump.  Tom, get the fuck in here and amuse us, damn you.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Dear Tom
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:34:51 PM »
Tom, how big is the Shadow Object's cock, and how far is it up your ass?

"unknown"

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Flat Earth Q&A / To Tom:
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:30:38 PM »
...in other words, it was time for his appointment with its "one big one"!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Shadow Object
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:24:58 PM »
The shadow object loves all and reams Tom Bishop in the ass with his one big dick.

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Flat Earth Q&A / One more querstion - where are we moving "up" from
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:22:25 PM »
So, EiZ, you admit that FE'ers are, in fact, idiots?  Thanks for saving me the trouble. ^^

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Flat Earth Q&A / Holy Crap, I got it and we are doomed!
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:20:22 PM »
Only two things can cut a diamond... the Shadow Object and Chuck Norris.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Shadow Object and the Four Elephants and the Turtle Back
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:18:09 PM »
If I see Tumnus on the other side of that thing, I'm gonna kick his ass. XD

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Flat Earth Q&A / the Shadow Object
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:06:51 PM »
Then we better call up Bill Brasky...

LEMME BUY YOU GUYS A ROUND!!

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Narmak, I didn't write that... but I sure was thinking it!! XD

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Flat Earth Q&A / the Shadow Object
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:02:57 PM »
Don, you are my new hero along with MooBs there... we should all go drinkin'. XD

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Flat Earth Q&A / Yarr, Matie! Don Carnage Has A Question!
« on: February 18, 2007, 02:59:53 PM »
The Shadow Object would eat you alive to get rid of the evidence.

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Flat Earth Q&A / the Shadow Object
« on: February 18, 2007, 02:58:32 PM »
I am the Great Shadow Object!!  I need TP for my bunghole!!

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Flat Earth Q&A / STILL confusted about this gravity thing
« on: February 18, 2007, 02:57:10 PM »
So then why can't I grab the shadow object and move it away from my eye?

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One big one, one little one... either way, there would still be a point at which this force of yours may very well be unbalanced and off-center....

Way to dick up, Tom.

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"Uniformly" means that there are MANY forces acting on this "plate" instead of just the one moving it up... so what says that some of them aren't working all the time, hmm?


Did the other rockets run out of gas, or what?

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Flat Earth Q&A / Still not explained by non-magic!
« on: February 18, 2007, 02:49:28 PM »
Then just why in the hell does your FAQ not account for your brand-spanking-new Shadow Object, ehhh? XD

Seriously, I wanna know before I die of collapsed lungs from the laughing.

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Flat Earth Q&A / One more querstion - where are we moving "up" from
« on: February 18, 2007, 02:47:54 PM »
I see no answer, BOG... are you telling me you don't HAVE a logical answer, instead of an "I'm going to shoot you down without explanation"?

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Flat Earth Q&A / Supernovas in the FE theory
« on: February 18, 2007, 02:46:31 PM »
Egads, I think you killed them from brain strain!

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Flat Earth Q&A / One more querstion - where are we moving "up" from
« on: February 18, 2007, 02:45:06 PM »
Like hell.  If I'm standing in a spot and remaining stationary, that becomes the starting point from which I move anywhere.

Now try again.  Where is the starting point, if the Earth had to start moving "up" from somewhere?

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