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Dear Tom

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MooBs

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Dear Tom
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:24:56 PM »
Dear Tom,

I am interested in this Shadow Object. How big is it? Where is it now? What is it made of? How come no one has seen it in the sky, unless it covers part of the moon? Can I touch the shadow object?

Explain!
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In FE Literature there are three celestial bodies that inhabit the sky. The Sun. The Moon. And the Shadow Object.
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jackspack

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Dear Tom
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2007, 03:25:44 PM »
I wonder...moon rocks, star dust, solar winds...

shadow object exhaust?


not sure
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Tom Bishop

Re: Dear Tom
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2007, 03:31:01 PM »
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I am interested in this Shadow Object. How big is it?


Bigger than the moon. Or at least around the same size.

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Where is it now?


Following close to the moon.

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What is it made of?


Unknown.

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How come no one has seen it in the sky, unless it covers part of the moon?


Watch the moon scroll across the sky and notice stars disappearing near the shadow object.

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Can I touch the shadow object?


Unknown.
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Kasroa Is Gone

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Re: Dear Tom
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2007, 03:32:21 PM »
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Watch the moon scroll across the sky and notice stars disappearing near the shadow object.



Okay, serious question now. Are you on crack? You don't have to answer.
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jackspack

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Dear Tom
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2007, 03:33:33 PM »
waaaahahahahaha! tom, you should be a comedian!


"tom, do you have a brain?"


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Smartimus Prime

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Dear Tom
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2007, 03:34:51 PM »
Tom, how big is the Shadow Object's cock, and how far is it up your ass?

"unknown"
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NarmaK

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Re: Dear Tom
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2007, 03:36:57 PM »
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Can I touch the shadow object?


Unknown.

What if I give you $50 and promise not to tell your husband?
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In FE Literature there are three celestial bodies that inhabit the sky. The Sun. The Moon. And the Shadow Object.
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Kasroa Is Gone

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Dear Tom
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2007, 03:39:33 PM »
"Tom why don't the sun and moon shrink as they move away and grow as they move closer and why don't they become more eliptical as our perspective of them changes"

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Smartimus Prime

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Dear Tom
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2007, 03:40:02 PM »
Oh, SNAP!!
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