Still not explained by non-magic!

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MooBs

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« on: February 18, 2007, 02:19:19 PM »
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When a full Moon occurs in the plane of Earth's orbit, the Moon slowly moves through Earth's shadow. Every time that shadow is seen, its edge is round.




Explain but provide evidence and dont mention floating black circles!
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In FE Literature there are three celestial bodies that inhabit the sky. The Sun. The Moon. And the Shadow Object.
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2007, 02:28:23 PM »
a magician never reveals his/her secret!
"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."

Tom has a BS in BS.

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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2007, 02:29:29 PM »
All of the light bulbs in that area of the moon burned out.

>_>

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MooBs

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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2007, 02:30:39 PM »
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All of the light bulbs in that area of the moon burned out.

>_>


I know what ill do as I/we dont know the answer, Ill attempt humour and hope he dies laughing.
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2007, 02:34:47 PM »
I bet they try telling you the NASA guy's thumb was in the picture.  XD

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MooBs

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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2007, 02:36:20 PM »
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I bet they try telling you the NASA guy's thumb was in the picture.  XD


Nah, they said it was a big black disk floating in the sky.
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2007, 02:36:25 PM »
In FE Literature there are three celestial bodies that inhabit the sky. The Sun. The Moon. And the Shadow Object.

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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2007, 02:37:52 PM »
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And the Shadow Object.


Please give details?
sailed the earth all around it  even the round part and all with my trusty detective cloak

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COLUMBO IS THE SHIZNITTTTTT!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOL

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« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2007, 02:38:00 PM »
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In FE Literature there are three celestial bodies that inhabit the sky. The Sun. The Moon. And the Shadow Object.


The Shadow Object!!!

*DUN DUN DUN*
Some people are ****ing stupid! ~ George Carlin

Mathematical proof of the flat Earth:
[{(Diameter of Earth)*(tan[distance from Earth to sun/distance from North pole to equator])}2]/0

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MooBs

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« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2007, 02:38:15 PM »
TOM BISHOP YOU JUST MADE MY DAY.
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« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2007, 02:39:10 PM »
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In FE Literature there are three celestial bodies that inhabit the sky. The Sun. The Moon. And the Shadow Object.


ahahaha, i guess santa clause, the easter bunny AND the tooth fairy live on this Shadow Object?

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« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2007, 02:39:33 PM »
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In FE Literature there are three celestial bodies that inhabit the sky. The Sun. The Moon. And the Shadow Object.

Dude.
Awesome.
 once saw a video of a monkey washing a cat, that's CRAZY!!
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BOGWarrior89

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« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2007, 02:40:07 PM »
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All of the light bulbs in that area of the moon burned out.

>_>


I know what ill do as I/we dont know the answer, Ill attempt humour and hope he dies laughing.


Some things just aren't what they seem.

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« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2007, 02:40:14 PM »
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Explain but provide evidence and dont mention floating black circles!


U failed me Tom.
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« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2007, 02:41:28 PM »
I love this forum already

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« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2007, 02:44:35 PM »
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In FE Literature there are three celestial bodies that inhabit the sky. The Sun. The Moon. And the Shadow Object.


Good post.

Regards,

David F.

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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2007, 02:49:28 PM »
Then just why in the hell does your FAQ not account for your brand-spanking-new Shadow Object, ehhh? XD

Seriously, I wanna know before I die of collapsed lungs from the laughing.

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« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2007, 03:58:54 PM »
I, too, want clarification with regards to this mysterious "Shadow Object" you speak of.

Is it out to get us?

Could it "crash" land on the earth?
If it did, would I get hurt?

If I shone a spotlight on it, seconds before it crash-landed on earth, would it disappear?
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« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2007, 04:07:18 PM »
So that's why during a solar eclipse, we don't see the shadow object approach the sun.  It just sucks up the light gradually as it passes by.

Yeah.
"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; if there be one, he must approve of the homage of reason over that of blind-folded fear."
-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2007, 07:59:35 AM »
This thread is proof that EiZ and Tom are joking.
ogic prevails.

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MooBs

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« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2007, 08:01:42 AM »
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This thread is proof that EiZ and Tom are joking.


I agree.
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« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2007, 08:02:39 AM »
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This thread is proof that EiZ and Tom are joking.

No.
Tom believes.
Tom read a book once, and it quoted einstein, so he is a true believer.
 once saw a video of a monkey washing a cat, that's CRAZY!!
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In FE Literature there are three celestial bodies that inhabit the sky. The Sun. The Moon. And the Shadow Object.

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EiZ

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« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2007, 08:58:46 AM »
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This thread is proof that EiZ and Tom are joking.

It is true, I of course don't believe in the shadow object.

That much is a joke, to me at least! I'm not sure about Tom...

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David F.

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« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2007, 04:36:12 AM »
Shadow object my ass! It is the curve of the earth...the sudanese mobius strip earth.

Duh  ::)
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Tao of Pooh

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« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2007, 06:11:55 AM »
Shadow object my ass! It is the curve of the earth...the sudanese mobius strip earth.

Duh  ::)

Wouldnt it be cooler if the earth was an acorn? I like acorns.
But what would happen when the acorn sprouted?
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Re: Still not explained by non-magic!
« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2007, 06:50:43 AM »
In FE Literature there are three celestial bodies that inhabit the sky. The Sun. The Moon. And the Shadow Object.

Yes, FE literature. Which is biased to prove that the earth is flat. Show me ANOTHER BOOK that says there is a "shadow object."

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« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2007, 06:56:49 AM »
Shadow object my ass! It is the curve of the earth...the sudanese mobius strip earth.

Duh  ::)

Wouldnt it be cooler if the earth was an acorn? I like acorns.
But what would happen when the acorn sprouted?
we could have baby planets that were delicious.
Lightly fried.
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« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2007, 07:03:40 AM »
Ha ha ha!

Try http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Microchip08 , Mr Car Manufacturer!
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« Reply #28 on: February 20, 2007, 07:08:00 AM »
Shadow object my ass! It is the curve of the earth...the sudanese mobius strip earth.

Duh  ::)

Wouldnt it be cooler if the earth was an acorn? I like acorns.
But what would happen when the acorn sprouted?
we could have baby planets that were delicious.
Lightly fried.
Id be happier with a deep fried mushroom shaped earth, with a ranch dipping moon.
Ranch dipping moon? Are you trippin'? The moon is made of cheese so it'd haveta be a jalapeno cheese dipping moon.
Yum.
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Re: Still not explained by non-magic!
« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2007, 07:09:35 AM »
The moon is made with Edam, with Stilton in the craters (the blue bits), and a core of Parmesan.
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