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Title: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Tea. on February 27, 2011, 12:04:25 PM
I bring this up because I'm doing the 30-day song challenge, and Day 2 is least favourite song.
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Post by: Particle Person on February 27, 2011, 04:24:04 PM


Actually, this one might be better for your list:

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Post by: Ichimaru Gin :] on February 27, 2011, 04:31:16 PM
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Post by: Tausami on February 27, 2011, 05:09:20 PM
http://www.google.com/search?q=justin%20bieber&hl=en&tbm=vid
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Post by: Particle Person on February 27, 2011, 07:11:36 PM
Real original guys.
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Post by: Benjamin Franklin on February 27, 2011, 07:49:15 PM
Brokencyde - 2 drunk 2 drive

Seriously.
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Post by: frostee on February 27, 2011, 08:40:45 PM
Real original guys.

Also Baby is easily his best song IMO, not that it's much to shout about.
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Post by: EnigmaZV on February 27, 2011, 08:45:52 PM
7 words...

I whip my hair back and forth.
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Post by: Particle Person on February 27, 2011, 08:49:54 PM
7 words...

I whip my hair back and forth.

Just whip it. Whip it real good.
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Post by: Chris Spaghetti on February 28, 2011, 08:26:56 AM
Anything played in Lloyds (No. 1) bar
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Post by: Crustinator on February 28, 2011, 09:14:46 AM


(JLS - The Club Is Alive)

I lasted 0.6 seconds. See how long you can last!!!! Fun for all the family!!!!
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Post by: OmgHAI on February 28, 2011, 09:26:17 AM
7 words...

I whip my hair back and forth.
lol I only knew what you were talking about because of this remix


but yeah I agree
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Tea. on February 28, 2011, 09:59:30 AM


I lasted 0.6 seconds. See how long you can last!!!! Fun for all the family!!!!

Wouldn't load for me ;D That song totally kills Sound of Music.

I've gone for Whip My Hair, though. The lyrics are infuriating too. It uses the word "haters". Willow Smith is a pretty cool guy: Eh kills melody and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Post by: Wendy on February 28, 2011, 01:17:58 PM
Bohemian Rhapsody, purely because of how utterly overrated it is.
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Post by: Blanko on February 28, 2011, 01:58:33 PM
Bohemian Rhapsody, purely because of how utterly overrated it is.

What the fuck is wrong with you
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Post by: Benjamin Franklin on February 28, 2011, 03:09:10 PM
Bohemian Rhapsody, purely because of how utterly overrated it is.

What the fuck is wrong with you
If Blanko managed to quit kissing boys long enough to respond to Wendy, Wendy must be really wrong.
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Post by: Ocius on February 28, 2011, 03:32:59 PM
Bohemian Rhapsody, purely because of how utterly overrated it is.

Agreed
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Post by: Saddam Hussein on February 28, 2011, 03:49:28 PM


Well, maybe that's a little too harsh.  It is a good song, but I felt it deserves mentioning here just because of the god-awful lyrics.  Come on, a fucking cake?  Striped pants?
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Post by: Weegee Board on February 28, 2011, 04:46:22 PM
Bohemian Rhapsody, purely because of how utterly overrated it is.

What the fuck is wrong with you

+1

________ by Nickelback. 
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Ocius on February 28, 2011, 05:55:27 PM
Queen sucks.
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Post by: Ichimaru Gin :] on February 28, 2011, 06:03:38 PM
requiem for a dream. Way too overplayed.
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Post by: Blanko on February 28, 2011, 06:10:13 PM
requiem for a dream. Way too overplayed.

And that makes it the worst piece of music ever?
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Post by: Weegee Board on February 28, 2011, 06:51:48 PM
Queen sucks.

Grossly incorrect.
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Post by: Horatio on February 28, 2011, 07:05:19 PM
Queen sucks.

Grossly incorrect.
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Post by: Particle Person on February 28, 2011, 09:50:04 PM
It doesn't make sense to dislike a song because you think it's "overrated".  Why would other people's opinions change your perception of music?
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Post by: Wendy on February 28, 2011, 10:34:59 PM
Bohemian Rhapsody, purely because of how utterly overrated it is.

What the fuck is wrong with you

It's not really that it's that bad a song, actually. I can understand the appeal, and the Weird Al version isn't half bad. It's just utter nonsense, and people hail it like it's some sort of masterpiece when clearly, it is not.
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Post by: Blanko on February 28, 2011, 10:55:59 PM
It's not really that it's that bad a song, actually.

But all the other songs are better, apparently.
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Post by: Wendy on February 28, 2011, 11:00:16 PM
In a way, yes. At least I don't have to hear people going on and on about how great they are when they are clearly amateurish and erratic. Queen are great at coming up with good lyrics. In Rhapsody, they just seem to be improvising every line.
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Post by: Blanko on February 28, 2011, 11:06:34 PM
Are you trolling, or are you seriously saying Bohemian Rhapsody is the worst song of all time because of its *lyrics*?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Wendy on February 28, 2011, 11:12:04 PM
You go ahead and guess. Still, there are way too many songs to name one as the worst. I'm just saying it's one of the worst.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on February 28, 2011, 11:18:07 PM
That would have been a good thing to mention when you posted it in a thread about worst songs.

Still, thinking that being overrated affects the quality of the music in any way is just stupid. And furthermore, judging a song by its lyrics and not taking anything else into account is even more so.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Wendy on February 28, 2011, 11:24:11 PM
It doesn't really matter if the quality of the music is unaffected by it being overrated. It's not good to begin with.
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Post by: Blanko on February 28, 2011, 11:28:49 PM
Really?

Bohemian Rhapsody, purely because of how utterly overrated it is.

Huh.

It seemed to really matter earlier, seeing as Bohemian Rhapsody was the worst song of all time PURELY BECAUSE OF how utterly overrated it is.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Ocius on February 28, 2011, 11:59:21 PM
Brohemian Rhapsody is more of a play or something in song form. Not something I'd want to listen to to get psyched up for something.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Crustinator on March 01, 2011, 02:28:31 AM
All kinds of wrong:

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Post by: Wendy on March 01, 2011, 03:10:14 AM
Oh, I'm sorry. I was unaware that just because I have any sort of standards at all regarding the lyrics of one of the greatest rock bands of all time, I can't listen to one song with repetitive lyrics.
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Post by: Weegee Board on March 01, 2011, 08:05:12 AM
Wendy, my problem is with you calling it the worst song of all time for no adequate reason.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Tea. on March 01, 2011, 09:24:53 AM
requiem for a dream. Way too overplayed.

I quite like this piece of music, but for me it's been killed by hundreds of youtubers with conspiracy theories who have this music to make their videos seem more dramatic.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Horatio on March 01, 2011, 10:56:09 AM
Sabre Dance

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabre_Dance
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: EnigmaZV on March 12, 2011, 09:37:59 AM
(http://)

A new challenger appears!
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Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on March 12, 2011, 10:58:03 AM
(http://)

A new challenger appears!

Sweet Jesus.
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Post by: Weegee Board on March 12, 2011, 01:59:10 PM
(http://)

A new challenger appears!

That is hilarious.
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Post by: Crustinator on March 12, 2011, 04:22:03 PM
(http://)

A new challenger appears!

I've never leapt for the volume control so quick.

"It's like everyone was given cat tranquilizers" (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/57139357.html)
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Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 12, 2011, 05:54:57 PM
That shit belongs on the Disney Channel.
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Post by: Weegee Board on March 13, 2011, 10:05:37 AM


Make sure to turn your volume way down before viewing.
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Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 13, 2011, 10:23:35 AM
(http://i53.tinypic.com/bhhog0.jpg)
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Post by: Weegee Board on March 13, 2011, 10:24:48 AM
(http://i53.tinypic.com/bhhog0.jpg)

sig'd
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Post by: EnigmaZV on March 13, 2011, 10:32:16 AM


Make sure to turn your volume way down before viewing.

This warning should definitely be heeded, if the volume's up too loud your neighbors may call the police.  My dogs got genuinely concerned.
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Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 13, 2011, 10:37:18 AM
(http://i53.tinypic.com/bhhog0.jpg)

sig'd

Okay, now I'm adblocking it.
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Post by: Weegee Board on March 13, 2011, 10:43:28 AM
(http://i53.tinypic.com/bhhog0.jpg)

sig'd

Okay, now I'm adblocking it.

lol
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: The Terror on March 13, 2011, 05:00:27 PM


although the bit where the statue of Abraham Lincoln starts singing is pretty cool
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 13, 2011, 05:42:24 PM


although the bit where the statue of Abraham Lincoln starts singing is pretty cool

I've heard that that's the "worst song" before, but I can never understand why.  It never seems to be even criticized for it's musicianship, it's that the lyrics are hypocritical or something.  I don't get it.
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Post by: Blanko on March 13, 2011, 05:53:16 PM
(http://)

A new challenger appears!

I don't usually care about the quality of lyrics, but...

Seriously

wtf
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Post by: Ocius on March 13, 2011, 07:45:48 PM
(http://)

A new challenger appears!

Wtf.
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Post by: Vindictus on March 13, 2011, 11:05:50 PM
That is hilarious.
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Post by: PizzaPlanet on March 14, 2011, 12:14:20 AM

Also
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Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 14, 2011, 04:43:12 AM
Also

I think I had a seizure.
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Post by: Ocius on March 14, 2011, 05:07:04 AM
Today is Friday, Friday. We, we, so excited. We so excited. We gonna have a ball today. Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards.
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Post by: EnigmaZV on March 14, 2011, 07:30:02 AM

Also

I loved Go West!
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Post by: Crustinator on March 15, 2011, 02:27:26 PM


Make sure to turn your volume way down before viewing.

"this is so fucking bad, but it's wayyyyyyy better than justin bieber"
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Post by: Crustinator on March 19, 2011, 03:07:30 PM
Releventing:

http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2011/03/18/rebecca-black-getting-death-threats-over-friday-song/

Unplugged:#at=41
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Post by: frostee on March 20, 2011, 10:31:13 AM
Rebecca Black: "Are you sure these are the lyrics you want me to sing?"
Producer: "What are you talking about?"
Rebecca Black: "This part where I just kinda slowly explain the ordering of the days of the week?"
Producer: "That's the hook, baby! We breakin' it down for the kids! They gonna know those days!!"
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Crustinator on March 20, 2011, 04:52:25 PM
The endless tedium is what makes it a great song.
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Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 21, 2011, 03:37:38 PM
She actually doesn't seem like that bad of a singer from the unplugged version.  I think it was the excessive autotuning that made her sound so nasal.
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Post by: Hazbollah on March 22, 2011, 01:10:39 PM
She's worse than Beaver. That is an achievement in itself.
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Post by: Crustinator on March 22, 2011, 02:56:52 PM
She actually doesn't seem like that bad of a singer from the unplugged version.  I think it was the excessive autotuning that made her sound so nasal.

Well I guess there are just three notes in the song, and she hits them square and true with the steady rhythm of a roofer hammering in nails.
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Post by: Saddam Hussein on March 22, 2011, 03:29:46 PM
And now it's gone, thanks to those copyright Nazis at Disney. :(
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Post by: Crustinator on March 22, 2011, 03:38:32 PM
But why?!?!!
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Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 09, 2011, 02:59:59 PM
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Post by: sillyrob on May 09, 2011, 04:48:35 PM
Look up anything by Fagasaurus Sex.
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Post by: WardoggKC130FE on May 09, 2011, 07:15:45 PM
Look up anything by Fagasaurus Sex.

Sounds punk. (name not music.....I didn't search)


I say anything punk would qualify.


*Edit*  Except for Green Jello.  Those guys are fucking harsh!
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Post by: Ocius on May 09, 2011, 07:19:39 PM
Look up anything by Fagasaurus Sex.

I say anything punk would qualify.
Indeed
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Post by: sillyrob on May 09, 2011, 07:21:19 PM
Look up anything by Fagasaurus Sex.

Sounds punk. (name not music.....I didn't search)


I say anything punk would qualify.


*Edit*  Except for Green Jello.  Those guys are fucking harsh!
It's a bunch of midi garbage with what sounds like a girl getting raped for vocals.

Not all punk sucks, some punk does it right and sounds like music. There is that style of punk that sounds like absolute shit.
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Post by: PizzaPlanet on May 09, 2011, 11:40:03 PM

Also

I loved Go West!
I actually like it too, but it is generally considered terrible.
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Post by: WardoggKC130FE on May 10, 2011, 09:08:23 AM


I love this song, but it's often considered to be one of the worst songs ever.

Better version.

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Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 10, 2011, 09:13:21 AM


I love this song, but it's often considered to be one of the worst songs ever.

That's because it's a bad song.
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Post by: Username on May 12, 2011, 02:18:05 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_deemed_the_worst
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Post by: spanner34.5 on May 12, 2011, 06:13:33 AM
One of the worst.    

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Post by: spanner34.5 on May 12, 2011, 06:21:27 AM
One of the best         

Both the same song.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 12, 2011, 06:42:10 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_deemed_the_worst

Why is MacArthur Park on the list?  Just because it has goofy lyrics?
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Post by: Blanko on May 13, 2011, 02:15:39 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_deemed_the_worst

Why is MacArthur Park on the list?  Just because it has goofy lyrics?

Why is Friday on the list? Just because it has goofy lyrics?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on May 13, 2011, 11:19:43 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_deemed_the_worst

Why is MacArthur Park on the list?  Just because it has goofy lyrics?

Why is Friday on the list? Just because it has goofy lyrics?

There's also the fact that its singer can't sing, the heavy use of Autotune is extremely obvious and annoying, the entire tune is simplistic and irritating, there's that creepy appearance from the black guy in it, the music video is shitty, etc.
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Post by: Parsifal on May 13, 2011, 11:37:20 AM
there's that creepy appearance from the black guy in it

Please refrain from racism or I will have to bam you for a very long time. I have no choice because the rules say I must.
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Post by: EnigmaZV on May 13, 2011, 11:38:42 AM
But Saddam,
McArthur's Park is melting in the dark. All that sweet green icing flowing down; someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think my heart could take it, because it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again.
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Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on May 13, 2011, 03:34:46 PM
Personally, I agree with Saddam.  Not sure if it's how it was meant to be taken but it's hard to imagine that it's not: the lyrics are pure camp, and the melody is quite hummable.
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Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on July 01, 2011, 10:22:02 AM
Worse than Rebecca Black?

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Post by: WardoggKC130FE on July 03, 2011, 06:30:16 AM
Worse than Rebecca Black?



The level of hate I have for this shit is immeasurable.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 03, 2011, 11:04:48 AM
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Post by: Particle Person on July 03, 2011, 11:11:53 AM


This is actually a band, and some people do claim to like their music.
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Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 03, 2011, 12:22:26 PM


This is actually a band, and some people do claim to like their music.

I could do better than that.  Seriously, I have absolutely no musical talent whatsoever, and I could still write and perform a song that would be better than that.
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Post by: fluffycornsnake on July 03, 2011, 12:57:54 PM
(http://)
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Post by: Particle Person on July 03, 2011, 01:06:08 PM


This is actually a band, and some people do claim to like their music.

I could do better than that.  Seriously, I have absolutely no musical talent whatsoever, and I could still write and perform a song that would be better than that.

The best part is the incredibly elitist fans, who feel sorry for those of us who just don't "get it". An example, from the video comments:
Quote
you sound like someone who would prefer their music hyper produced and over auto tuned.
Quote
I agree, MrSticker. Edible is clearly learning-challenged, and on many levels. He/she is taking this music at face value, and doesnt seem to understand that it's infinitely more then the simple sum of it's parts. The Shaggs are quite possibly the most profoundly and overwhelmingly talented artists North America has ever seen, and by a wide margin. It's understandable though, that the mindless hoards wouldnt understand or appreciate them...that is the environment in which we live.
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Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 03, 2011, 01:45:44 PM
I imagine that many of them are trolls.
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Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 03, 2011, 02:11:59 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_deemed_the_worst

"Who Let the Dogs Out?" as the worse song of the 2000s? I don't think so. It isn't that dreadful of a song.
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Post by: Crazy Diamond on July 03, 2011, 02:19:13 PM
http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DHZIQq249rMc%26feature%3Dshare&h=1AQButzdP

and it made it to our nations much loved (though not at the time) music show.
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Post by: EnglshGentleman on July 03, 2011, 02:25:45 PM
I imagine that many of them are trolls.

Have you seen its wiki page? It acts as though they are gods. I had to edit in a bunch of [citation needed] into that article.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 03, 2011, 02:31:09 PM
I'm looking at that now.  Frank Zappa said that they were better than the Beatles?  Yeah, I highly doubt that he did.
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Post by: Blanko on July 03, 2011, 06:02:05 PM


This is actually a band, and some people do claim to like their music.

This is clearly an avant-garde rock masterpiece. 2deep4ufags
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: sillyrob on July 04, 2011, 01:12:06 PM
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=46580.0
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Post by: Crustinator on July 04, 2011, 03:00:15 PM
Worse than Rebecca Black?



He forgot to turn the auto tuner on. And he forgot to get some bitches to distrat us from his bad music/face.
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Post by: WardoggKC130FE on July 05, 2011, 08:53:33 AM
I wish I didn't know German :(

Ohhhh I would love to know what he is saying.
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Post by: WardoggKC130FE on July 05, 2011, 09:32:18 PM
The chorus is:
I climb out of bed
Open the swag (whut)
Have a quick look in the mirror and say 'what up'
Yeah I'm getting money.


A disgusting amount of English :P

What kind of delusion do you have to be under to actually think people would enjoy this?  Especially when you suck at it.
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Post by: Ocius on July 06, 2011, 02:35:45 AM
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Post by: Ocius on July 06, 2011, 02:45:38 AM
It has Akon in it.
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Post by: Crustinator on July 06, 2011, 04:38:18 AM
Personally I thought it was very respectful to MJs family that they animated his corpse so soon after his death. He still looks to be in the prime of life!
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Post by: WardoggKC130FE on July 06, 2011, 04:46:59 AM
He doesn't even explain how he's getting the money :( But he explains that he has sex with your mother a lot.

Attackhoe?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: sillyrob on July 06, 2011, 09:44:10 AM
It has MJ in it. I fucking hate MJ and I hated him more when he died and all the faggots at my work played him on the jukebox non fucking stop.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Crustinator on July 06, 2011, 09:50:53 AM
It has MJ in it. I fucking hate MJ and I hated him more when he died and all the faggots at my work played him on the jukebox non fucking stop.

That's just ignorant.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: sillyrob on July 06, 2011, 09:52:32 AM
It has MJ in it. I fucking hate MJ and I hated him more when he died and all the faggots at my work played him on the jukebox non fucking stop.

That's just ignorant.
Ignorant because I don't like his music?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 06, 2011, 10:02:43 AM
It has MJ in it. I fucking hate MJ and I hated him more when he died and all the faggots at my work played him on the jukebox non fucking stop.

That's just ignorant.
Ignorant because I don't like his music?



Yes.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: EnigmaZV on July 06, 2011, 10:56:04 AM
Michael is the only person who could dance his way out of a fight, which he's demonstrated in a few of his videos.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Ocius on July 06, 2011, 01:12:15 PM
All his songs sound the same though.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 06, 2011, 04:05:49 PM
All his songs sound the same though.

...no?

I would defend that further, but I'm not sure what else I could possibly say.  Just try listening to one of his songs, and then listen to another.  You will notice that you are not listening to the same thing.
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Post by: Thork on July 06, 2011, 04:43:38 PM
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Post by: Ocius on July 06, 2011, 04:44:50 PM
All his songs sound the same though.

...no?

I would defend that further, but I'm not sure what else I could possibly say.  Just try listening to one of his songs, and then listen to another.  You will notice that you are not listening to the same thing.

Yea, except they all sound the same.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 06, 2011, 04:54:51 PM
All his songs sound the same though.

...no?

I would defend that further, but I'm not sure what else I could possibly say.  Just try listening to one of his songs, and then listen to another.  You will notice that you are not listening to the same thing.

Yea, except they all sound the same.

No, they don't.  This isn't actually a matter of opinion.  You are saying that different songs sound the same.  That is quite clearly false.  It would break the laws of physics if it were true.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Ocius on July 06, 2011, 05:10:04 PM
All his songs sound the same though.

...no?

I would defend that further, but I'm not sure what else I could possibly say.  Just try listening to one of his songs, and then listen to another.  You will notice that you are not listening to the same thing.

Yea, except they all sound the same.

No, they don't.  This isn't actually a matter of opinion.  You are saying that different songs sound the same.  That is quite clearly false.  It would break the laws of physics if it were true.

They all sound the same Saddam.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Particle Person on July 06, 2011, 05:15:27 PM
All his songs sound the same though.

...no?

I would defend that further, but I'm not sure what else I could possibly say.  Just try listening to one of his songs, and then listen to another.  You will notice that you are not listening to the same thing.

Yea, except they all sound the same.

No, they don't.  This isn't actually a matter of opinion.  You are saying that different songs sound the same.  That is quite clearly false.  It would break the laws of physics if it were true.

They all sound the same Saddam.

Perhaps you're mistakenly listening to the same song twice. I can assure you, no two MJ songs are identical.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 06, 2011, 06:06:56 PM
All his songs sound the same though.

...no?

I would defend that further, but I'm not sure what else I could possibly say.  Just try listening to one of his songs, and then listen to another.  You will notice that you are not listening to the same thing.

Yea, except they all sound the same.

No, they don't.  This isn't actually a matter of opinion.  You are saying that different songs sound the same.  That is quite clearly false.  It would break the laws of physics if it were true.

They all sound the same Saddam.

2+2=5
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Ocius on July 06, 2011, 06:21:01 PM
No, that's not right.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 06, 2011, 07:26:00 PM
No, that's not right.

Exactly.

Now, if you continue to press your dumb non-point, I'll just assume that you're trolling and ignore you.  I will concede that a lot of Michael Jackson's songs do have some similar music, but hardly the same.  In any case, he made some great music videos.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Ocius on July 06, 2011, 07:48:49 PM
No, that's not right.

Exactly.

Now, if you continue to press your dumb non-point, I'll just assume that you're trolling and ignore you.  I will concede that a lot of Michael Jackson's songs do have some similar music, but hardly the same.  In any case, he made some great music videos.

To be honest, all of his songs sound the same.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on July 06, 2011, 08:26:35 PM
I have looked into this matter and I have concluded that the songs of The Shaggs have a noticeable amount of variance, whereas the songs of MJ all sound the fucking same.

Therefore, The Shaggs > MJ
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Particle Person on July 06, 2011, 08:54:57 PM
I have looked into this matter and I have concluded that the songs of The Shaggs have a noticeable amount of variance, whereas the songs of MJ all sound the fucking same.

Therefore, The Shaggs > MJ

I hadn't thought of it this way. Maybe all of MJ's songs do sound the fucking same.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Crustinator on July 07, 2011, 03:28:05 AM


Void because she's extremely fuckable.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 07, 2011, 05:10:46 AM
To be honest, all of his songs sound the same.

if you continue to press your dumb non-point, I'll just assume that you're trolling and ignore you
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Thork on July 07, 2011, 06:42:27 AM


Void because she's extremely fuckable.
How dare you? That's Cheesus' daughter!
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on July 07, 2011, 08:04:00 AM
To be honest, all of his songs sound the same.

if you continue to press your dumb non-point, I'll just assume that you're trolling and ignore you

Shouldn't you be ignoring him, then?

Just leave and let the adults discuss music.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 07, 2011, 08:24:27 AM
To be honest, all of his songs sound the same.

if you continue to press your dumb non-point, I'll just assume that you're trolling and ignore you

Shouldn't you be ignoring him, then?

Just leave and let the adults discuss music.

Shouldn't you be saying something about how music is for little kids by now?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Crustinator on July 07, 2011, 08:27:30 AM


Void because she's extremely fuckable.
How dare you? That's Cheesus' daughter!

If he wants his genes to propagate someone must fuck his daughter. Several times. Maybe once in the poopy. I bravely nominate myself.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Thork on July 07, 2011, 09:05:19 AM
You would mix your genes with those of a startled Japanese walrus? Also I'm not sure stuffing it up her balloon knot, helps to propagate anyone's genes.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on July 07, 2011, 09:11:45 AM
To be honest, all of his songs sound the same.

if you continue to press your dumb non-point, I'll just assume that you're trolling and ignore you

Shouldn't you be ignoring him, then?

Just leave and let the adults discuss music.

Shouldn't you be saying something about how music is for little kids by now?

No, just the music you listen to is for little kids.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on July 07, 2011, 11:31:07 AM
To be honest, all of his songs sound the same.

if you continue to press your dumb non-point, I'll just assume that you're trolling and ignore you

Shouldn't you be ignoring him, then?

Just leave and let the adults discuss music.

Shouldn't you be saying something about how music is for little kids by now?

No, just the music you listen to is for little kids.

How do you know what music I listen to?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on July 07, 2011, 11:51:29 AM
To be honest, all of his songs sound the same.

if you continue to press your dumb non-point, I'll just assume that you're trolling and ignore you

Shouldn't you be ignoring him, then?

Just leave and let the adults discuss music.

Shouldn't you be saying something about how music is for little kids by now?

No, just the music you listen to is for little kids.

How do you know what music I listen to?

Irrelevant.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Ocius on July 07, 2011, 01:40:57 PM
Eddy Baby, that hardly means anything coming from you.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Crustinator on July 07, 2011, 03:31:50 PM
You would mix your genes with those of a startled Japanese walrus? Also I'm not sure stuffing it up her balloon knot, helps to propagate anyone's genes.

Well I was planning on ripping the membrane between anus and vagoo so that my poop shots still end up in her baby stomick.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Vindictus on July 07, 2011, 04:04:32 PM
How do you come up with that shit?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: sillyrob on July 18, 2011, 07:46:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dOrD5kqyov0
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Ocius on July 21, 2011, 01:40:09 PM
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Crustinator on July 25, 2011, 12:52:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dOrD5kqyov0

Skank - check.
Pedalo - check.
Dog with purple hair - check.

OK let's make a music video!
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 18, 2011, 07:11:44 PM


I would make fun of these guys, but words simply cannot do them justice.  They must be both seen and heard to be fully appreciated.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: PizzaPlanet on October 18, 2011, 10:43:44 PM


I would make fun of these guys, but words simply cannot do them justice.  They must be both seen and heard to be fully appreciated.
Jesus, what?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: CheesusCrust on October 18, 2011, 10:57:28 PM


Void because she's extremely fuckable.
How dare you? That's Cheesus' daughter!

If she's my daughter, I'll gladly commit incest.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: sillyrob on October 18, 2011, 11:38:07 PM


I would make fun of these guys, but words simply cannot do them justice.  They must be both seen and heard to be fully appreciated.
I tried to leave a comment on the video telling them I hope they break up and die of natural causes, but it is pending approval. I'm sad.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Wendy on October 19, 2011, 01:13:48 AM
I still think Bohemian Rhapsody is among the worst songs ever.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on October 19, 2011, 09:41:42 AM


I would make fun of these guys, but words simply cannot do them justice.  They must be both seen and heard to be fully appreciated.

Wut. This was posted a few pages back.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Wendy on October 19, 2011, 11:26:23 AM


Void because she's extremely fuckable.
How dare you? That's Cheesus' daughter!

If she's my daughter, I'll gladly commit incest.

I submit that this is actually a pretty okay pop song. Even without the music video. The only two things I don't like about it is the random moaning and shit and the short bit where it goes dubstep for no discernible reason.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Crustinator on October 19, 2011, 01:52:12 PM


I would make fun of these guys, but words simply cannot do them justice.  They must be both seen and heard to be fully appreciated.

I like the one that's crying. It gives me hope that he's just fallen ass backwards on a sharpened stick.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 19, 2011, 03:06:49 PM


I would make fun of these guys, but words simply cannot do them justice.  They must be both seen and heard to be fully appreciated.

Wut. This was posted a few pages back.

I'm not clicking on every single link in this thread, and it would be incredibly cruel to insist that I do.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on October 20, 2011, 11:15:36 AM


I would make fun of these guys, but words simply cannot do them justice.  They must be both seen and heard to be fully appreciated.

Wut. This was posted a few pages back.

I'm not clicking on every single link in this thread, and it would be incredibly cruel to insist that I do.

I agree.

But I'm going to do it anyway. Click 'em links before you post, bitch.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 20, 2011, 02:07:43 PM
Anyway, some people apparently must have missed it, so it's just as well that I did post it.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: PizzaPlanet on October 20, 2011, 11:38:16 PM
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: JackASCII on November 09, 2011, 12:11:52 PM
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on November 09, 2011, 12:15:10 PM


This is a great example of a song where not enough autotune has been used.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: EPICVIEW on November 09, 2011, 05:24:17 PM
Behold...




Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: PizzaPlanet on November 10, 2011, 03:28:34 PM


This is a great example of a song where not enough voice coaching has been used.
Fix'd pls markjo don't bam
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: EPICVIEW on November 10, 2011, 04:13:31 PM


This is a great example of a song where not enough voice coaching has been used.
Fix'd pls markjo don't bam

I missed this episode of Housewives of Beverly Hills...
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on November 29, 2011, 03:05:17 PM


Red and yellow, black and white!
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Wendy on November 29, 2011, 11:19:12 PM
Ask Blanko if the lyrics in any way impact the quality of the music.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on November 29, 2011, 11:21:10 PM
I wouldn't know, the left channel audio was broken so I couldn't stand listening to it for longer than ten seconds.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Wendy on November 29, 2011, 11:26:29 PM
Same, but not because of that. I have a mono speaker because my laptop speakers are shit.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: EnigmaZV on April 03, 2012, 09:45:19 PM
(http://)

This abomination is Macy Gray covering Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on April 04, 2012, 12:55:47 AM
(http://)

This abomination is Macy Gray covering Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Wow, they removed everything that was good about that song.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: JackASCII on December 14, 2012, 06:04:39 AM
Do Disco Teddy Bear! (http://#)
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Crudblud on December 14, 2012, 07:00:23 PM
Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmas Time (http://#)

If this was posted already, then I apologise.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on December 18, 2012, 12:59:36 PM
Behold, the worst thing in the world:

Mick Jagger Ft. Lady Gaga- Gimme Shelter (Rolling Stones "One More Shot" 2012) (http://#)

Not the song itself, but this performance of it specifically.  For obvious reasons.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on December 18, 2012, 03:44:14 PM
I'm actually surprised she didn't fall over once. Those shoes are fucking ridiculous.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: iwanttobelieve on December 23, 2012, 07:45:53 PM
Anything Nirvana ever did.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: EnigmaZV on December 23, 2012, 07:57:13 PM
Anything Nirvana ever did.

False.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Crudblud on December 26, 2012, 10:37:48 AM
Requiem For A Dream Lux Aeterna FULL ORCHESTRA (http://#)

The thread is over now.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: illmunati on January 01, 2013, 07:23:21 AM
Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Nonstandardson Eegunk on January 09, 2013, 09:16:21 PM
(http://)

Make sure to turn your volume way down before viewing.

I found my new favorite band
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Nonstandardson Eegunk on January 09, 2013, 09:54:10 PM
I don't think anyone can top this for worst song.

(http://)
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Vindictus on January 09, 2013, 10:24:32 PM
Requiem For A Dream Lux Aeterna FULL ORCHESTRA (http://#)

The thread is over now.

What's so bad about it?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Nonstandardson Eegunk on January 09, 2013, 11:14:01 PM
Wait I thought of a worse song

(http://)
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Crudblud on January 10, 2013, 09:46:36 PM
Requiem For A Dream Lux Aeterna FULL ORCHESTRA (http://#)

The thread is over now.

What's so bad about it?

It goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on on on on on on on, like Ravel's Bolero but without the melody or use of colour to back it up. What melody is there is absolutely grating in the extreme and the chord progression is a gross cliché. All I can think of when I hear it is Clint Mansell's smug face saying "I got paid for this." Speaking of which, I'd probably enjoy Darren Aronofsky's films much more if it weren't for that hack and his dire compositions.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: illmunati on January 11, 2013, 06:08:38 PM
(http://)

Make sure to turn your volume way down before viewing.

I found my new favorite band

quality
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: EnigmaZV on January 25, 2013, 06:36:46 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/onthecoast/2013/01/21/worst-popular-song-ever-the-bottom-ten-so-far/ (http://www.cbc.ca/onthecoast/2013/01/21/worst-popular-song-ever-the-bottom-ten-so-far/)

Our local talk radio station is running a contest to find the worst song ever. The link will lead you to to the 25 worst hit songs.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Nomad on January 26, 2013, 11:56:11 AM
has anyone posted this yet?  jesus christ

Gnesa - Wilder (Music Video) (http://#ws)

I'm never complaining about pitch correction ever again.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Foxy on January 26, 2013, 12:08:09 PM
has anyone posted this yet?  jesus christ

Gnesa - Wilder (Music Video) (http://#ws)

I'm never complaining about pitch correction ever again.

it hurts to hear this

and holy shit what a horrible music video
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Nomad on January 26, 2013, 12:13:34 PM
It's a shame because she's actually fairly attractive and isn't a stick figure.  But can't sing.  And the producer didn't bother using autotune.  I'm waiting for some internet dweller to fix the pitch at least.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: JackASCII on January 28, 2013, 09:10:30 AM
Autotune is not going to help her shit timbre.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on January 28, 2013, 09:35:01 AM
has anyone posted this yet?  jesus christ

Gnesa - Wilder (Music Video) (http://#ws)

I'm never complaining about pitch correction ever again.

You're clearly just jealous. Just look at the comments, everyone loves the song and by no means was anyone's negative critique removed or anything.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: JackASCII on January 28, 2013, 10:31:39 AM
has anyone posted this yet?  jesus christ

Gnesa - Wilder (Music Video) (http://#ws)

I'm never complaining about pitch correction ever again.

You're clearly just jealous. Just look at the comments, everyone loves the song and by no means was anyone's negative critique removed or anything.

I tried to down thumb it, yet it would not let me. I wonder how much one has to pay for having dislikes blocked. I also wonder if the poster thinks the world will not know the difference.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Nomad on January 28, 2013, 10:34:29 AM
Ratings in general have been disabled for the vid, you cant like OR dislike it.  Pretty sure any video you upload you can do that, don't have to pay.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: JackASCII on January 28, 2013, 11:56:14 AM
Ratings in general have been disabled for the vid, you cant like OR dislike it.  Pretty sure any video you upload you can do that, don't have to pay.

Ok smarty pants, explain 3 million views? That's got to be paid for.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: JackASCII on January 31, 2013, 07:12:18 AM
Baby Got Back (Glee Cast Version) [HQ Full Studio] (http://#ws)

Stolen from Jon Colton with no apologies and no remorse. Fucking talentless assholes.

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/ (http://www.jonathancoulton.com/)
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Dr.Nor on February 02, 2013, 02:49:42 PM
Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam (http://#ws)
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on February 02, 2013, 05:54:01 PM
Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam (http://#ws)

Wut?  That's a classic!   >:(
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Dr.Nor on February 02, 2013, 06:52:44 PM


Wut?  That's a classic!   >:(

And therefore i must like it? Actually i hate most of the classics. Micheal Jackson, Britney Spears, Justin Baby, Abba, 50 cent, Rihanna, Madonna, Lady Gaga and Elvis have given me exactly zero seconds of musical satisfaction.  I guess they have a ton of classics combined.
 
But i don't hate you, honeypot  :-*
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on February 02, 2013, 11:03:59 PM
Well, this thread is about music that's the "worst," not music that you personally just don't enjoy.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on February 03, 2013, 03:39:26 AM
Well, this thread is about music that's the "worst," not music that you personally just don't enjoy.

Tell that to everyone else in this thread, including yourself.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Particle Person on February 04, 2013, 03:21:16 PM
I'd post every Michael Jackson song ever written, but that would be terribly redundant because they all sound exactly the same.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: illmunati on February 04, 2013, 05:48:33 PM
anything written by taylor swift
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Particle Person on February 04, 2013, 06:00:17 PM
I'd post every Michael Jackson song ever written, but that would be terribly redundant because they all sound exactly the same.

Did you see what I posted Saddam?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on February 04, 2013, 06:42:09 PM
Yes, I saw it.  Do you want an angry, butthurt reaction?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Particle Person on February 05, 2013, 12:03:04 PM
Saddamised
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: illmunati on February 07, 2013, 06:50:43 AM
the beegees
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on February 07, 2013, 04:53:44 PM
the beegees

YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: illmunati on February 08, 2013, 07:14:13 AM
im sorry, i cant.  i cant stand waking up in the morning and my sister is listening to "more than a woman"
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Dr.Nor on February 08, 2013, 07:38:11 AM
What's so bad about beegees, exept that they looked miserable, and made hysterically bad music?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: illmunati on February 08, 2013, 12:01:03 PM
What's so bad about beegees, exept that they looked miserable, and made hysterically bad music?

that exactly
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: JackASCII on March 05, 2013, 09:54:07 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=36WQbjekE2g#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=36WQbjekE2g#!)
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: JackASCII on March 05, 2013, 09:59:56 AM
(http://)

(http://)
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: JackASCII on March 18, 2013, 08:44:26 AM
NAILED IT!
Back in Black - Wing (http://#)
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: JackASCII on March 27, 2013, 08:25:07 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=e71lW-HP__w#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=e71lW-HP__w#!)
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: spoon on March 27, 2013, 01:23:51 PM
Christophe - Maman (1967) (http://#)


It's not even tuned to a440. Whatever key it's in splits a half-step interval and it annoys the fuck out of me.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: spoon on March 27, 2013, 03:42:41 PM
the singer is not singing in tune, basically. and the instruments aren't tuned to a440 either.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Nomad on March 27, 2013, 04:26:59 PM
Song isn't that great but it doesn't have anything to do with tuning or being "in key" (it mostly is, maybe just not a key you're used to).  It's just a bad song.  Mostly because of the awful "scat"
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: spoon on March 27, 2013, 04:48:33 PM
Song isn't that great but it doesn't have anything to do with tuning or being "in key" (it mostly is, maybe just not a key you're used to).  It's just a bad song.  Mostly because of the awful "scat"

The root of the key it's in is nearly 20 cents flat of an Eb with A440 tuning. Trust me, I know the songs god awful. That's why I posted it. The tuning and scat is just another reason it's god awful.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: spoon on March 28, 2013, 06:41:03 AM
How do you know about the tuning? If you looked it up then that's kinda lame. If you can hear that, then I pity you for having such perfect pitch that it excludes you from liking certain music.

I was at my piano when i heard the song. My piano is in tune. The song was not in tune with my piano. The root of the song was flat of an Eb on my piano. It took all of 11 seconds to determine this.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Nomad on March 28, 2013, 03:30:55 PM
Having listened to a fair amount of low-fi music I have to say it's a fairly petty complaint about the music.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: spoon on March 28, 2013, 08:01:09 PM
Having listened to a fair amount of low-fi music I have to say it's a fairly petty complaint about the music.
Was I supposed to compliment the song when I posted it? :P
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Nomad on March 28, 2013, 08:20:06 PM
Nope, just questioning its relevance to the thread.  It's hardly the worst EVAR, just bad.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: spoon on March 28, 2013, 08:27:48 PM
Nope, just questioning its relevance to the thread.  It's hardly the worst EVAR, just bad.

Many of the other songs posted in this thread are meant to be dumb songs, and they are. The beauty in mine is that it is meant to be real and passionate and moving, but it's just stupid and annoying.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: spoon on April 03, 2013, 12:26:02 PM
A woman mourns her child, lost forever more.
She remembers the days when the child told her:
Mummy, mummy, today is your day,
For you I went to pick these little flowers that will bring you luck,
They are only poppies.
A woman mourns her child lost forever,
She remembers the days when the child sang to her:
"Ta ba dou…"
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Mugthulhu on April 03, 2013, 12:52:42 PM
I kinda like it.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: spoon on April 03, 2013, 12:56:13 PM
I kinda like it.

it's tolerable until the end, where he just does the "ta ba do" thing faster and faster haha
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Nomad on April 03, 2013, 10:34:47 PM
Cigarettes speak french!?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: spoon on April 04, 2013, 03:11:13 PM
is the scat supposed to be a child singing
yes.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 09, 2013, 09:00:33 PM
Guns N´ Roses - Welcome To The Jungle 2012 (http://#ws)

For fuck's sake, Axl.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on June 09, 2013, 09:15:38 PM
Guns N´ Roses - Welcome To The Jungle 2012 (http://#ws)

For fuck's sake, Axl.

Wow, that was just sad.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 09, 2013, 09:43:38 PM
How the mighty have fallen.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: iwanttobelieve on June 09, 2013, 09:50:10 PM
Axl Rose was once Mighty?  ???
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 09, 2013, 09:58:31 PM
Yes, that dancing banana had his glory days.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on June 10, 2013, 03:47:37 PM
Don't Talk to Strangers (http://#)
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: PizzaPlanet on June 10, 2013, 04:27:17 PM
Don't Talk to Strangers (http://#)
I always talked to strangers, and look where that got me.

Also:
Rappin' for Jesus (http://#)
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on September 24, 2013, 07:21:05 PM
More dadrock that has now been ruined forever:

Slash-"Whole Lotta Love" (http://#)

Granted, this is not an easy song to sing, but Justin Bieber from the future here could not have done a worse job.  It wasn't even enough for him to whine his way through the vocals.  He had to start dancing too.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 05, 2013, 08:42:55 AM
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Miley Cyrus (05.13.2011 - Rio de Janeiro) (http://#ws)
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on October 05, 2013, 09:35:22 AM
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Miley Cyrus (05.13.2011 - Rio de Janeiro) (http://#ws)

Do you think that's bad simply because it's Miley Cyrus singing it, or because the rendition itself is bad? Because I thought that was alright.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on October 06, 2013, 06:20:08 AM
It's because she's singing it.  What did you think of the "Whole Lotta Love" rendition I posted?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: iwanttobelieve on October 06, 2013, 06:31:26 AM
Worst "eye of the tiger" cover in history! (http://#)
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Crudblud on October 06, 2013, 06:44:05 AM
Rock Me Amadeus Flute (Solieri Extended Version) (http://#)
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on November 28, 2013, 12:40:56 AM
Carly Rae Jepsen - Both Sides Now (with lyrics) (http://#ws)

Surely twisting one of the most lyrically beautiful songs of all time into this unlistenable mess is worth some kind of recognition?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on November 28, 2013, 01:04:37 AM
Sorry, what's this "one of the most lyrically beautiful songs of all time" again?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Rama Set on November 28, 2013, 06:25:45 AM
Sorry, what's this "one of the most lyrically beautiful songs of all time" again?

Joni Mitchell biatch.  Watch yourself.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Crudblud on November 28, 2013, 06:39:38 AM
Sorry, what's this "one of the most lyrically beautiful songs of all time" again?
Joni Mitchell, you know, one of the most widely respected western folk singer/songwriters ever.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Rama Set on November 28, 2013, 06:45:24 AM
Jazz too.  Dont forget the jazz.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Blanko on November 28, 2013, 06:56:36 AM
Sorry, what's this "one of the most lyrically beautiful songs of all time" again?
Joni Mitchell, you know, one of the most widely respected western folk singer/songwriters ever.

Oh... respected by whom, again?
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Saddam Hussein on November 28, 2013, 08:01:52 AM
Sorry, what's this "one of the most lyrically beautiful songs of all time" again?
Joni Mitchell, you know, one of the most widely respected western folk singer/songwriters ever.

Oh... respected by whom, again?

Mainstream critical opinion.
Title: Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on November 28, 2013, 09:21:22 AM
Sorry, what's this "one of the most lyrically beautiful songs of all time" again?

I'm sorry, I don't understand the question.

Joni Mitchell is lame as fuck.
The songs in principle are ok I guess, but generally covers are better than the original.

Obviously when I call "Both Sides Now" one of the most lyrically beautiful songs of all time, I'm not really making a comment about the original arrangement of those lyrics.  In fact I would never argue that there have been versions that were better than Mitchell's original.  Carly Rae Jepsen's abortion does not qualify.