Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #61 on: March 20, 2011, 10:31:13 AM »
Rebecca Black: "Are you sure these are the lyrics you want me to sing?"
Producer: "What are you talking about?"
Rebecca Black: "This part where I just kinda slowly explain the ordering of the days of the week?"
Producer: "That's the hook, baby! We breakin' it down for the kids! They gonna know those days!!"
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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #62 on: March 20, 2011, 04:52:25 PM »
The endless tedium is what makes it a great song.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #63 on: March 21, 2011, 03:37:38 PM »
She actually doesn't seem like that bad of a singer from the unplugged version.  I think it was the excessive autotuning that made her sound so nasal.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #64 on: March 22, 2011, 01:10:39 PM »
She's worse than Beaver. That is an achievement in itself.
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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #65 on: March 22, 2011, 02:56:52 PM »
She actually doesn't seem like that bad of a singer from the unplugged version.  I think it was the excessive autotuning that made her sound so nasal.

Well I guess there are just three notes in the song, and she hits them square and true with the steady rhythm of a roofer hammering in nails.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #66 on: March 22, 2011, 03:29:46 PM »
And now it's gone, thanks to those copyright Nazis at Disney. :(

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #67 on: March 22, 2011, 03:38:32 PM »
But why?!?!!

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #68 on: May 09, 2011, 02:59:59 PM »

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #69 on: May 09, 2011, 04:48:35 PM »
Look up anything by Fagasaurus Sex.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #70 on: May 09, 2011, 07:15:45 PM »
Look up anything by Fagasaurus Sex.

Sounds punk. (name not music.....I didn't search)


I say anything punk would qualify.


*Edit*  Except for Green Jello.  Those guys are fucking harsh!
« Last Edit: May 09, 2011, 07:18:19 PM by WardoggKC130FE »

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #71 on: May 09, 2011, 07:19:39 PM »
Look up anything by Fagasaurus Sex.

I say anything punk would qualify.
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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #72 on: May 09, 2011, 07:21:19 PM »
Look up anything by Fagasaurus Sex.

Sounds punk. (name not music.....I didn't search)


I say anything punk would qualify.


*Edit*  Except for Green Jello.  Those guys are fucking harsh!
It's a bunch of midi garbage with what sounds like a girl getting raped for vocals.

Not all punk sucks, some punk does it right and sounds like music. There is that style of punk that sounds like absolute shit.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #73 on: May 09, 2011, 11:40:03 PM »

Also

I loved Go West!
I actually like it too, but it is generally considered terrible.
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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #74 on: May 10, 2011, 09:08:23 AM »


I love this song, but it's often considered to be one of the worst songs ever.

Better version.


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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #75 on: May 10, 2011, 09:13:21 AM »


I love this song, but it's often considered to be one of the worst songs ever.

That's because it's a bad song.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #77 on: May 12, 2011, 06:13:33 AM »
One of the worst.    

« Last Edit: May 12, 2011, 06:19:23 AM by spanner34.5 »
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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #78 on: May 12, 2011, 06:21:27 AM »
One of the best         

Both the same song.
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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #79 on: May 12, 2011, 06:42:10 AM »

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #80 on: May 13, 2011, 02:15:39 AM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_deemed_the_worst

Why is MacArthur Park on the list?  Just because it has goofy lyrics?

Why is Friday on the list? Just because it has goofy lyrics?

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #81 on: May 13, 2011, 11:19:43 AM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_deemed_the_worst

Why is MacArthur Park on the list?  Just because it has goofy lyrics?

Why is Friday on the list? Just because it has goofy lyrics?

There's also the fact that its singer can't sing, the heavy use of Autotune is extremely obvious and annoying, the entire tune is simplistic and irritating, there's that creepy appearance from the black guy in it, the music video is shitty, etc.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #82 on: May 13, 2011, 11:37:20 AM »
there's that creepy appearance from the black guy in it

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #83 on: May 13, 2011, 11:38:42 AM »
But Saddam,
McArthur's Park is melting in the dark. All that sweet green icing flowing down; someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think my heart could take it, because it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again.
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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #84 on: May 13, 2011, 03:34:46 PM »
Personally, I agree with Saddam.  Not sure if it's how it was meant to be taken but it's hard to imagine that it's not: the lyrics are pure camp, and the melody is quite hummable.
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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #85 on: July 01, 2011, 10:22:02 AM »
Worse than Rebecca Black?

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #86 on: July 03, 2011, 06:30:16 AM »
Worse than Rebecca Black?



The level of hate I have for this shit is immeasurable.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #87 on: July 03, 2011, 11:04:48 AM »

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #88 on: July 03, 2011, 11:11:53 AM »


This is actually a band, and some people do claim to like their music.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #89 on: July 03, 2011, 12:22:26 PM »


This is actually a band, and some people do claim to like their music.

I could do better than that.  Seriously, I have absolutely no musical talent whatsoever, and I could still write and perform a song that would be better than that.