Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR

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Particle Person

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #91 on: July 03, 2011, 01:06:08 PM »


This is actually a band, and some people do claim to like their music.

I could do better than that.  Seriously, I have absolutely no musical talent whatsoever, and I could still write and perform a song that would be better than that.

The best part is the incredibly elitist fans, who feel sorry for those of us who just don't "get it". An example, from the video comments:
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you sound like someone who would prefer their music hyper produced and over auto tuned.
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I agree, MrSticker. Edible is clearly learning-challenged, and on many levels. He/she is taking this music at face value, and doesnt seem to understand that it's infinitely more then the simple sum of it's parts. The Shaggs are quite possibly the most profoundly and overwhelmingly talented artists North America has ever seen, and by a wide margin. It's understandable though, that the mindless hoards wouldnt understand or appreciate them...that is the environment in which we live.
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #92 on: July 03, 2011, 01:45:44 PM »
I imagine that many of them are trolls.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #93 on: July 03, 2011, 02:11:59 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_deemed_the_worst

"Who Let the Dogs Out?" as the worse song of the 2000s? I don't think so. It isn't that dreadful of a song.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #94 on: July 03, 2011, 02:19:13 PM »
When you're right, no-one remembers. When you're wrong, no-one forgets.

 And yes, definitely a female.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #95 on: July 03, 2011, 02:25:45 PM »
I imagine that many of them are trolls.

Have you seen its wiki page? It acts as though they are gods. I had to edit in a bunch of [citation needed] into that article.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #96 on: July 03, 2011, 02:31:09 PM »
I'm looking at that now.  Frank Zappa said that they were better than the Beatles?  Yeah, I highly doubt that he did.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #97 on: July 03, 2011, 06:02:05 PM »


This is actually a band, and some people do claim to like their music.

This is clearly an avant-garde rock masterpiece. 2deep4ufags

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #99 on: July 04, 2011, 03:00:15 PM »
Worse than Rebecca Black?



He forgot to turn the auto tuner on. And he forgot to get some bitches to distrat us from his bad music/face.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #100 on: July 05, 2011, 08:53:33 AM »
I wish I didn't know German :(

Ohhhh I would love to know what he is saying.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #101 on: July 05, 2011, 09:32:18 PM »
The chorus is:
I climb out of bed
Open the swag (whut)
Have a quick look in the mirror and say 'what up'
Yeah I'm getting money.


A disgusting amount of English :P

What kind of delusion do you have to be under to actually think people would enjoy this?  Especially when you suck at it.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #102 on: July 06, 2011, 02:35:45 AM »

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #103 on: July 06, 2011, 02:45:38 AM »
It has Akon in it.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #104 on: July 06, 2011, 04:38:18 AM »
Personally I thought it was very respectful to MJs family that they animated his corpse so soon after his death. He still looks to be in the prime of life!

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #105 on: July 06, 2011, 04:46:59 AM »
He doesn't even explain how he's getting the money :( But he explains that he has sex with your mother a lot.

Attackhoe?

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #106 on: July 06, 2011, 09:44:10 AM »
It has MJ in it. I fucking hate MJ and I hated him more when he died and all the faggots at my work played him on the jukebox non fucking stop.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #107 on: July 06, 2011, 09:50:53 AM »
It has MJ in it. I fucking hate MJ and I hated him more when he died and all the faggots at my work played him on the jukebox non fucking stop.

That's just ignorant.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #108 on: July 06, 2011, 09:52:32 AM »
It has MJ in it. I fucking hate MJ and I hated him more when he died and all the faggots at my work played him on the jukebox non fucking stop.

That's just ignorant.
Ignorant because I don't like his music?

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #109 on: July 06, 2011, 10:02:43 AM »
It has MJ in it. I fucking hate MJ and I hated him more when he died and all the faggots at my work played him on the jukebox non fucking stop.

That's just ignorant.
Ignorant because I don't like his music?



Yes.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #110 on: July 06, 2011, 10:56:04 AM »
Michael is the only person who could dance his way out of a fight, which he's demonstrated in a few of his videos.
I don't know what you're implying, but you're probably wrong.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #111 on: July 06, 2011, 01:12:15 PM »
All his songs sound the same though.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #112 on: July 06, 2011, 04:05:49 PM »
All his songs sound the same though.

...no?

I would defend that further, but I'm not sure what else I could possibly say.  Just try listening to one of his songs, and then listen to another.  You will notice that you are not listening to the same thing.

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #113 on: July 06, 2011, 04:43:38 PM »

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Ocius

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #114 on: July 06, 2011, 04:44:50 PM »
All his songs sound the same though.

...no?

I would defend that further, but I'm not sure what else I could possibly say.  Just try listening to one of his songs, and then listen to another.  You will notice that you are not listening to the same thing.

Yea, except they all sound the same.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #115 on: July 06, 2011, 04:54:51 PM »
All his songs sound the same though.

...no?

I would defend that further, but I'm not sure what else I could possibly say.  Just try listening to one of his songs, and then listen to another.  You will notice that you are not listening to the same thing.

Yea, except they all sound the same.

No, they don't.  This isn't actually a matter of opinion.  You are saying that different songs sound the same.  That is quite clearly false.  It would break the laws of physics if it were true.

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Ocius

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #116 on: July 06, 2011, 05:10:04 PM »
All his songs sound the same though.

...no?

I would defend that further, but I'm not sure what else I could possibly say.  Just try listening to one of his songs, and then listen to another.  You will notice that you are not listening to the same thing.

Yea, except they all sound the same.

No, they don't.  This isn't actually a matter of opinion.  You are saying that different songs sound the same.  That is quite clearly false.  It would break the laws of physics if it were true.

They all sound the same Saddam.

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Particle Person

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #117 on: July 06, 2011, 05:15:27 PM »
All his songs sound the same though.

...no?

I would defend that further, but I'm not sure what else I could possibly say.  Just try listening to one of his songs, and then listen to another.  You will notice that you are not listening to the same thing.

Yea, except they all sound the same.

No, they don't.  This isn't actually a matter of opinion.  You are saying that different songs sound the same.  That is quite clearly false.  It would break the laws of physics if it were true.

They all sound the same Saddam.

Perhaps you're mistakenly listening to the same song twice. I can assure you, no two MJ songs are identical.

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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #118 on: July 06, 2011, 06:06:56 PM »
All his songs sound the same though.

...no?

I would defend that further, but I'm not sure what else I could possibly say.  Just try listening to one of his songs, and then listen to another.  You will notice that you are not listening to the same thing.

Yea, except they all sound the same.

No, they don't.  This isn't actually a matter of opinion.  You are saying that different songs sound the same.  That is quite clearly false.  It would break the laws of physics if it were true.

They all sound the same Saddam.

2+2=5

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Re: Worst song/piece of music otherwise EVAR
« Reply #119 on: July 06, 2011, 06:21:01 PM »
No, that's not right.