someone ripped out one of the pages I needed from my encyclopedia!!!!
this will have to wait until tomorrow when I can get to the free library of philadelphia to resume my research.
i apologize but want to thank you 'fellas' for a stimulating discussion on whether or not being hit in the face with a pan is painful.
Oh man, I hear the pain of needing the library's Encyclopedia.
I was reading P the other day, (I had to plow force myself through O, it was just too dry for me, what with its Orthopedics and Omnipotent) and lo and behold, somebody had ripped out some of my pages!
Well, I just can't stand for that, when somebody makes public property private.
So, I went up to the librarian, and demanded that we needed to get a new P Encyclopedia. I mean, how we supposed to be educated, if we cannot know the true value of P?
Well, the librarian got all in a huff, accusing me of defacing some of the other books (Hey, they can't prove it. I will admit, some of the illustrations in the books just were not correct. They needed fixing.), and then had the nerve to accuse me of the defamation!
I was outraged! It even made me involuntarily step back, to hear this slander of my good name.
But I would not be downtrodden by these factless accusations. I stepped right back up to the plate, much like Mike Schmidt would after a high heater near his noodle, and defended my honor.
I said, "You know, I love books, from those silly historical proclamations, fictional atlases, to the highly educational children’s series, Serendipity (Damn those books are good).
To think, that I would disallow a fellow book worm of myself, the needless and heartless actions of stealing some of the P, well, I just won't stand for that!"
I then proceeded back to my favorite corner, and started to write in a loose leaf pad all the words that fell between Platypus and Polymorphism. I then added these pages to the P encyclopedia book.
No one should be without P.
Also, I was broached the other day by a heathen (Or round world believer, if you like), silly heathen, about what the underside of the flat world would look like.
I then proceeded to educate my fine fellow of unintentional ignorance.
You see, the underside of the flat world is a wonderful place, full of magical wonders. It is a place that if human eyes could but look upon it, they would be stricken dumb by the gloriousness of it.
I did mention that you should not stare at the elephants much, as they seem to get unnerved by staring. I was always curious about that, as they seem to be quite content and happy, with their hookahs and Pop-o-Matic bubble game.
Mmmm, the Pop-o-Matic bubble. Such a more glorious device conceived, I can think of not.