Super powers!!!

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Re: Super powers!!!
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2021, 09:07:58 AM »
Consumer protection law is another type of superpower.  One that lets people not blow a weekend learning printer repair.
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Re: Super powers!!!
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2021, 09:44:49 AM »
Wow, a thread on super powers descends into a discussion on consumer protection law.   :P
Actually, whether or not you have the right to repair your own electronic devices is a pretty big question in a number of industries, including consumer devices.
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Re: Super powers!!!
« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2021, 11:37:33 PM »
I knew you were going to say that.
Did you really predict some part of it?
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Re: Super powers!!!
« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2021, 11:38:07 PM »
But "infinite spinach" is a pretty bomb superpower, if you ask me.
Yeah, look at Popeye!
I'm Popeye!
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Re: Super powers!!!
« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2021, 11:38:56 PM »
"Using our vast surveillance system, we've uncovered revolutionary new information..."
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theoretical formula for Earths curvature = 8 inches multiplied by (miles squared) = inches drop from straight forward

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Re: Super powers!!!
« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2021, 11:45:57 PM »
I have a super power.  Let me explain.

I bought Mrs. Crouton an all in one printer for her birthday.  But it was broken and I was too lazy to return it in time(there's power #1, the power to miss deadlines).

Canon's support line is beyond worthless, it's nonexistent.  Alright, game over right?  I'm out a $300 printer.

Not so fast!  My other super power is obsessing over the injustice of a printer without any warranty support.  I learned the printer, became one with it.  Understood it's pain.  Finally, after spending about 10 hours taking it apart and putting it back together I finally fixed it.

This is my true superpower.  I can spend the equivalent of $900 of my own time to fix a $300 printer.
I'm really gald to here your story, and thats great news about their thorough manual - I've gone throught a couple car manuals lately shaking my head in disappointment. Whole other animal perhaps.

But i still think you make a point to call and complain to these canon people. I've actually had nothing but good experiences with their introductory level camreas. But still, accountabability is accountablility and we all need it.

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theoretical formula for Earths curvature = 8 inches multiplied by (miles squared) = inches drop from straight forward

kids: say no to drugs

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Re: Super powers!!!
« Reply #36 on: February 09, 2021, 11:47:30 PM »
We need to continue withour psychic experiment. We could take over the world, or at least get some free kfc or something.
"Using our vast surveillance system, we've uncovered revolutionary new information..."
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theoretical formula for Earths curvature = 8 inches multiplied by (miles squared) = inches drop from straight forward

kids: say no to drugs

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Re: Super powers!!!
« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2021, 11:49:40 PM »
The future will be cold and dark
IGLOOS!!!

There wont even be any atoms in the universe left to construct these igloos. It will be cold, dark and empty
You're serious, eh? How do you know this isn't just one possibility?
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theoretical formula for Earths curvature = 8 inches multiplied by (miles squared) = inches drop from straight forward

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Re: Super powers!!!
« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2021, 12:43:48 AM »

It is I am afraid the most likely outcome, but it is a long way off so there is still time to party, do not allow Shifty’s superpower of putting a downer on things work on you, join our new club “The Brotherhood of the Damned” (BOTD) and dance the entropy tango.
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Re: Super powers!!!
« Reply #39 on: February 10, 2021, 12:52:05 AM »
I'd rather be damned than domed.

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Re: Super powers!!!
« Reply #40 on: February 10, 2021, 02:32:55 AM »
I'd rather be damned than domed.
I have that on a t-shirt.
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Re: Super powers!!!
« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2021, 03:37:50 AM »
I'd rather be damned than domed.
Wasn't merlin domed?
"Using our vast surveillance system, we've uncovered revolutionary new information..."
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theoretical formula for Earths curvature = 8 inches multiplied by (miles squared) = inches drop from straight forward

kids: say no to drugs

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faded mike

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Re: Super powers!!!
« Reply #42 on: February 14, 2021, 11:16:35 AM »
I saw a movie where Merlin had a little metal skull cap on... anyway
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"Using our vast surveillance system, we've uncovered revolutionary new information..."
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theoretical formula for Earths curvature = 8 inches multiplied by (miles squared) = inches drop from straight forward

kids: say no to drugs

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faded mike

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Re: Super powers!!!
« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2021, 11:18:04 AM »
You don't even have to post, I'll post the number tomorrow.
Actually I'll do it right now










































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"Using our vast surveillance system, we've uncovered revolutionary new information..."
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theoretical formula for Earths curvature = 8 inches multiplied by (miles squared) = inches drop from straight forward

kids: say no to drugs

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Re: Super powers!!!
« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2021, 03:25:06 PM »

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faded mike

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Re: Super powers!!!
« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2021, 11:29:30 PM »
My number is from the 80's i think.
"Using our vast surveillance system, we've uncovered revolutionary new information..."
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theoretical formula for Earths curvature = 8 inches multiplied by (miles squared) = inches drop from straight forward

kids: say no to drugs