OK people. Its me, G-D.
I have been quietly watching you all squabble over this lunacy. As you would imagine, I have a better view than most so I would have a good idea of the truth (not to mention I created all you bastards).
The world, you shmucks, is ROUND!!!
And while I am on the topic of clearing some things up, here are the answers to some harder questions you monkeys like to discuss:
-Paul is dead.
-Elvis is alive
-Emilia Ehrhard is on Gilligans Island
-The Bermuda Triangle is really square
-Andy Kaufman IS dead. (and does he do a great Elvis. OY!)
Hope this helps.
Good Luck!