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Nomad

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« on: January 22, 2007, 10:37:37 AM »
I've tried taking this Cool Test a couple times, and keep failing.  I guess I'm just not cool.  Maybe you guys can do better.
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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2007, 10:43:04 AM »
Nope, I failed too. :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2007, 02:04:17 PM »
Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
I've tried taking this Cool Test a couple times, and keep failing.  I guess I'm just not cool.  Maybe you guys can do better.


I hate you.
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2007, 06:26:26 PM »
Well, at least it didn't call me a douchebag.
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2007, 06:27:35 PM »
Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I passed.
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Re: Cool test
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2007, 06:32:53 PM »
Quote from: "BOGWarrior89"
Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"
I've tried taking this Cool Test a couple times, and keep failing.  I guess I'm just not cool.  Maybe you guys can do better.


I hate you.


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cmdshft

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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2007, 09:07:36 PM »
Apparently, I passed.  :shock:
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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2007, 10:24:41 PM »
Impossible.  :P

Code: [Select]
<HTML>
<HEAD>
<TITLE></TITLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY bgcolor="#000000" text="#ffffff">
<P align="center"><U><FONT size="+3"><B>COOL PERSON TEST</B></FONT></U></P>
<P><BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
</P>
<FORM>
<CENTER>
<INPUT type="button" name="but1" value="CLICK HERE TO BEGIN TEST" onclick="alert('NOPE!   YOU`RE STILL A DICKHEAD.  *TEST COMPLETED*:');">
</CENTER>

<CENTER></CENTER>
</FORM>
</BODY>
</HTML>
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cmdshft

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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2007, 02:04:45 AM »
Oh, I forgot to read the instructions again!

I thought it was testing me as a dickhead...  :roll:
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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2007, 03:30:36 AM »
I passed too.

TDN, it apparently dynamically generates the webpage and gives the cool people a different page from the uncool people. Here is what I get when I view the source:
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<HTML>
<HEAD>
<TITLE></TITLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY bgcolor="#000000" text="#ffffff">
<P align="center"><U><FONT size="+3"><B>COOL PERSON TEST</B></FONT></U></P>
<P><BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
</P>
<FORM>
<CENTER>
<INPUT type="button" name="but1" value="CLICK HERE TO BEGIN TEST" onclick="alert('CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE COOLER THAN AN ANTARCTIC BREEZE! *TEST COMPLETED*');">
</CENTER>

<CENTER></CENTER>
</FORM>
</BODY>
</HTML>
I guess I'm just cooler than you... Sorry.
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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2007, 03:40:03 AM »
Thats also not possible.... The link goes straight to a a .htm file

if it was .php .asp or .aspx on the other hand, I might agree with you
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2007, 05:12:02 AM »
Sorry skeptical scientist, but the fraud is right.
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2007, 07:40:28 AM »
well it says i'm cool.
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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2007, 08:08:37 AM »


My mum says I'm cool.
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Nomad

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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2007, 08:35:27 AM »
Quote from: "CharlesJohnson"
Thats also not possible.... The link goes straight to a a .htm file

if it was .php .asp or .aspx on the other hand, I might agree with you


While I doubt it is the case with this page, parsers for dynamic code can be set to parse HTML documents as well.
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« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2007, 08:47:43 AM »
Quote from: "thedigitalnomad"

While I doubt it is the case with this page, parsers for dynamic code can be set to parse HTML documents as well.


Really? Wow... didn't ever think I'd learn something new at this forum.
Can it be done in IIS?
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« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2007, 09:00:07 AM »
I would assume so.  In Apache it's set in the .htaccess file (like so).  I'm not familiar with IIS, so I couldn't tell you.
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« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2007, 10:55:58 AM »
File extensions are socially constructed.  There is nothing absolute about ".htm" -- a computer can be made to treat such files as MPEGs or as EXEs if you like.

Stop repressing us with your neoconservative hierarchal worldviews.
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« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2007, 01:00:07 PM »
But they aren't.

Oh, and before I forget: Is there a way to stop Mac OS X from returning magi.local when trying to access through a domain name? Some of the visitors to my OS X server report that it incorrectly gives them the address magi.local when trying to access via the DNS name. I've tried using the virtual hosts, but it still does it, and I've also tried several bind settings. Still nothing.
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« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2007, 02:30:31 PM »
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File extensions are socially constructed.  There is nothing absolute about ".htm" -- a computer can be made to treat such files as MPEGs or as EXEs if you like.

Stop repressing us with your neoconservative hierarchal worldviews.

I blame windows
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« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2007, 09:13:39 PM »
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I blame windows

Windows blames you.
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« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2007, 09:43:32 PM »
In Soviet Russia, Windows crashes you!
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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2007, 12:05:38 AM »
Haven't you ever seen images like this one?

It is simply a .jpg image file, and yet any time a request is sent to access it, a script dynamically generates the image file and sends the dynamically generated image file to you. Dynamically generated webpages can work the same way: you type in url/page.htm, but instead of getting a static file called "page.htm" it automatically calls a script which dynamically generates the page for you.

The real question is how the dynamically generated page knows which accesses are from cool people.
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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2007, 06:59:39 AM »
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Haven't you ever seen images like this one?

It is simply a .jpg image file, and yet any time a request is sent to access it, a script dynamically generates the image file and sends the dynamically generated image file to you. Dynamically generated webpages can work the same way: you type in url/page.htm, but instead of getting a static file called "page.htm" it automatically calls a script which dynamically generates the page for you.

The real question is how the dynamically generated page knows which accesses are from cool people.

Yeah, the image in my signature does that. The server treats it like a .php file so it is created dynamically.
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« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2007, 01:04:31 PM »
Good point, Ermoha!
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« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2007, 01:06:22 PM »
Quote from: "skeptical scientist"
Haven't you ever seen images like this one?

It is simply a .jpg image file, and yet any time a request is sent to access it, a script dynamically generates the image file and sends the dynamically generated image file to you. Dynamically generated webpages can work the same way: you type in url/page.htm, but instead of getting a static file called "page.htm" it automatically calls a script which dynamically generates the page for you.

The real question is how the dynamically generated page knows which accesses are from cool people.

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You exist.  Therefore, you don't.  QED.

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