The Cooking Thread

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #240 on: July 20, 2018, 12:15:50 PM »
More  briquettes = more heat.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #241 on: July 20, 2018, 12:29:17 PM »
I know that, but wtf I will probably drop hot coals on my feet.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #242 on: July 20, 2018, 12:46:16 PM »

Now I have to figure out how to reduce the temperature on a charcoal grill. lol

Lay aluminum foil over some of the coals.

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #243 on: July 20, 2018, 03:05:30 PM »
I was just out there grilling some chicken when it dawned on me that you close the vents when you want the temperature to go down. D'OH.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #244 on: July 20, 2018, 03:18:01 PM »
I figured in FL they would be rusted shut.  ;)

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #245 on: July 20, 2018, 03:21:03 PM »
Fortunately this is a fairly new grill, I may get a year out of it!
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #246 on: July 22, 2018, 08:29:12 AM »
The pork belly is on the grill. I used a combination of techniques from blogs, and youtube videos.

Souped Up Recipes - she used a fork to poke a million holes in the skin, so I copied that.

Some guy on youtube - put a layer of salt down in a container, put the pork belly skin down on the salt, and marinaded it for 6 hrs. I copied the salt thing, but left it in the fridge overnight. Instead of his marinade I rubbed the meat side with Memphis style bbq rub that I bought at the store.  Then this morning I tried to get as much moisture off the skin with a paper towel, and then rubbed a small amount of salt on it. I hope it's not too salty.

BBQ Pit Boys -  put the pork belly meat side down in a pan on top of carrots, celery, and onion, then poured some beer in it, probably to keep the bottom from burning. I copied this part, and I will probably do like they did and add maybe half a chimney of charcoal later if I need to.

In about 3 hours I will either have something delicious, or something barely edible.

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #247 on: July 22, 2018, 01:10:41 PM »
It was almost delicious, but too salty. Next time, will only put as much salt on the skin the night before as I think it will need to taste good. BBQ Pit Boys method was good, the veggies and beer kept the meat from drying out. Also, probably won't bother stabbing the skin with a fork a million times, and just use a sharp knife to cut some slits in it.  I also never needed to add more charcoal, one chimney plus a couple handfuls of unlit charcoal at the beginning was more than enough.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #248 on: July 22, 2018, 01:15:11 PM »
Did the fat render off?

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #249 on: July 22, 2018, 01:53:55 PM »
Yes! Most of it melted, which was another good thing about the BBQ Pit Boys' method. I used a small aluminum pan and it caught all that fat and kept the grill from going up in flames. It's a delicious cut of pork, but I wouldn't want to eat it very often, I can feel my arteries clogging.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #250 on: July 22, 2018, 01:59:58 PM »
Maybe a bit of it in a veggie stir-fry?

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #251 on: July 22, 2018, 02:04:09 PM »
It would probably taste good!
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #252 on: July 27, 2018, 11:35:56 AM »
I've got two bushels of peanuts to boil!
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #253 on: July 28, 2018, 03:51:52 AM »
I've got two bushels of peanuts to boil!

What luck!  What time should I come over? 

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #254 on: July 28, 2018, 07:39:11 AM »
The first bushel is done, the second one is in the pot. You can stop by anytime! I also parched a few, but they're really too green for that, so I just put them back in the oven to see if I can get them to dry out some more. I do not know how to get the salt into the peanuts like the ones you buy at the store.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #255 on: July 28, 2018, 09:00:26 PM »
I've got two bushels of peanuts to boil!

First glance, I thought you said brussels.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #256 on: July 29, 2018, 04:52:54 AM »
I've got two bushels of peanuts to boil!

First glance, I thought you said brussels.

The town, or the sprouts? 

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #257 on: July 29, 2018, 08:00:57 AM »
Now we're boiling peanuts for someone else. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH PEANUTS.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #258 on: July 30, 2018, 09:41:23 AM »
You can never have enough peanuts.

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #259 on: July 30, 2018, 10:25:35 AM »
Shit, I was going to make a gross joke but that might tarnish my ladylike reputation.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #260 on: July 30, 2018, 10:32:14 AM »
You can never have enough peanuts.
After one handful my mouth inflates like a balloon. You can most certainly have too much peanuts.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #261 on: July 30, 2018, 11:33:20 AM »
You can never have enough peanuts.
After one handful my mouth inflates like a balloon. You can most certainly have too much peanuts.

I see your problem.  You have to suck and swallow. 

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #262 on: July 30, 2018, 04:12:15 PM »
There is very much peanut talk happening here. I am going to need to cook something soon that has no peanuts in it, just to mix it up a little bit.

Although the more I hear about it, the more intrigued I am by this whole boiled peanuts thing.

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #263 on: July 30, 2018, 04:41:38 PM »
I'm thinking about making some ice cream soon. Haven't made any since last summer.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #264 on: July 30, 2018, 04:44:31 PM »

Although the more I hear about it, the more intrigued I am by this whole boiled peanuts thing.

Keep in mind, some cultures eat bugs.

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #265 on: July 30, 2018, 04:56:09 PM »
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #266 on: July 30, 2018, 06:49:40 PM »
I made some delicious shredded chicken tacos yesterday in a crock pot.  I used too little taco seasoning though, definitely needed 1 more packet of seasoning.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #267 on: July 31, 2018, 12:41:40 AM »
I've got two bushels of peanuts to boil!

First glance, I thought you said brussels.

The town, or the sprouts?

Sprouts.
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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #268 on: August 08, 2018, 09:09:56 PM »
New (to me) rice cooking technique.

Boil it like pasta.
No measure. Just some rice and a bunch of water in a pot.
Boil hard about 12 to 14 minutes. Strain and enjoy.

Perfect fluffy rice.

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Re: The Cooking Thread
« Reply #269 on: August 09, 2018, 01:38:01 AM »
New (to me) rice cooking technique.

Boil it like pasta.
No measure. Just some rice and a bunch of water in a pot.
Boil hard about 12 to 14 minutes. Strain and enjoy.

Perfect fluffy rice.

When you do it this way you can keep the water too. Rice water is apparently good for your health (as long as you washed the rice first) and is also good for your skin

I do this with black rice. :)

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