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The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« on: February 10, 2018, 12:57:27 AM »
Under popular demand from many twerps I am starting my own challenges. Since I am rich, very very handsome, have good humor (forgot to add I am in good shape and have a floating helmet I use as a life jacket}and very brave, I will do this, even for a bunch of twerps.

This will be five independent challenges, each with a prize of one million dollars...so there is 5 million dollars at stake here twerps.

The rules are simple, under each challenge the guidelines for that challenge will be listed. When you submit your attempt, simply put the name of the challenge and your submission... simple as that.

If you win you get one million dollars!!!

(Popular website coming soon)

Time to begin...

Challenge number one....code name:WHO



If you know the correct answer to the owls question, you win a million dollars.

I was told the answer when hiking through a hidden valley only visible every third full moon in the hills of Alborz, Iran by a medicine doctor whom had much forbidden knowledge from State secrets to personal. 7 different countries had a bounty on his head with alive not being an option.

The person that has the answer to the owls question will become an over night millionaire.


 Challenge number two...code name: Acceleration



How would this vehicle come to a stop since aerodynamic braking does not exist. It cannot, therefore it is fake..if you prove otherwise you get 1 million dollars

Reserved for Challenge number three

Reserved for Challenge number four

Reserved for Challenge number five

(Will add the other challenges as I have time)
« Last Edit: February 10, 2018, 02:53:16 AM by Babyhighspeed »
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2018, 01:38:24 AM »
My owl has the answer:



Plz pay nao!
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2018, 02:35:13 AM »
I am sorry Mr. Legba you did not submit the answer correctly. Thank you for your attempt.
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2018, 02:39:28 AM »
I think it's trying to say Heiwa is a twerp and has no money
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2018, 02:42:54 AM »
Quote from: Babyhighspeed on February 10, 2018, 02:35:13 AM
I am sorry Mr. Legba you did not submit the answer correctly. Thank you for your attempt.

Bullshit.

My owl answered correctly.

Pay up, swindler.
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2018, 02:55:52 AM »
Quote from: Papa Legba on February 10, 2018, 02:42:54 AM

Bullshit.

My owl answered correctly.

Pay up, swindler.

I am sorry, you did not present the answer to the question correctly.

Don't worry, I am drinking wine right now, enjoying being good looking, successful and a hit with the ladies. The answer is there as well as my millions of dollars.

You sound like a twerp, are you sick?



Also a second challenge is added. Now there is two million dollars on the line.
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2018, 02:58:22 AM »
Quote from: Babyhighspeed on February 10, 2018, 02:55:52 AM
Quote from: Papa Legba on February 10, 2018, 02:42:54 AM

Bullshit.

My owl answered correctly.

Pay up, swindler.

I am sorry, you did not present the answer to the question correctly.

Don't worry, I am drinking wine right now, enjoying being good looking, successful and a hit with the ladies. The answer is there as well as my millions of dollars.

You sound like a twerp, are you sick?

PAY ME MY TEN MILLION DOLLARS AND DO IT NOW RO FOREVER BE REVEALED AS A FRAUD ALSO GIVE ME THE WINE I WANT THAT TOO YOULL HAVE NOTHING BWHE IM DONE WITH YOU DAMM YOU DAMM YOU AND I ALSO WANT YOUR SPEEDBOAT GIMME DAT THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2018, 03:09:19 AM »
Quote from: Papa Legba on February 10, 2018, 02:58:22 AM
PAY ME MY TEN MILLION DOLLARS AND DO IT NOW RO FOREVER BE REVEALED AS A FRAUD ALSO GIVE ME THE WINE I WANT THAT TOO YOULL HAVE NOTHING BWHE IM DONE WITH YOU DAMM YOU DAMM YOU AND I ALSO WANT YOUR SPEEDBOAT GIMME DAT THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I assure you, my challenges are real, only twerps think otherwise. Come to my office for your free (when you give me a dollar) store brand strawberry soda and I will show you how rich and good looking I am.

My challenges are simple (but no one can win them) and easy to win (you can't win)...

Share the answer to the owls question. Win a million dollars.

Prove how the vehicle can come to a stop, it cannot because aerodynamic braking is fake, therefore all vehicles are fake. Prove me wrong win a million dollars.
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2018, 03:42:56 AM »
WHO . . .

Three licks.


Acceleration . . .

a Bus.
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2018, 03:52:27 AM »
Quote from: Babyhighspeed on February 10, 2018, 03:09:19 AM
Quote from: Papa Legba on February 10, 2018, 02:58:22 AM
PAY ME MY TEN MILLION DOLLARS AND DO IT NOW RO FOREVER BE REVEALED AS A FRAUD ALSO GIVE ME THE WINE I WANT THAT TOO YOULL HAVE NOTHING BWHE IM DONE WITH YOU DAMM YOU DAMM YOU AND I ALSO WANT YOUR SPEEDBOAT GIMME DAT THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I assure you, my challenges are real, only twerps think otherwise. Come to my office for your free (when you give me a dollar) store brand strawberry soda and I will show you how rich and good looking I am.

My challenges are simple (but no one can win them) and easy to win (you can't win)...

Share the answer to the owls question. Win a million dollars.

Prove how the vehicle can come to a stop, it cannot because aerodynamic braking is fake, therefore all vehicles are fake. Prove me wrong win a million dollars.

My owl informs me that your challenge is fraudulent anyway.

Because your owl is fake and gay.

It is a homosexu-owl.

Now, pay up that one hundred and forty million dollars.
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2018, 05:57:22 AM »
Codename Who:
Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick


I'll take my winnings in BullwinkleBux please
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2018, 06:55:40 AM »
I want to take my money from 2nd question: Electro magnetic braking. I may take it to my bitcoin wallet please. Thanks in advance.
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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2018, 07:16:39 AM »
Shocking footage of Babyhighspeed's homosexu-owl violently sodomising another owl:



Yes, that's right, it is a rape-owl.

So notorious is this disgusting beast that it has a song devoted to warning other birds about it:



Pay me the one hundred and fifty million dollars you owe me,  Babyhighspeed, or your owl is going straight to jail.

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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2018, 07:47:58 AM »
Acceleration:
Easy. The front wheel detaches.
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2018, 08:31:10 AM »
Quote from: Papa Legba on February 10, 2018, 02:58:22 AM
Quote from: Babyhighspeed on February 10, 2018, 02:55:52 AM
Quote from: Papa Legba on February 10, 2018, 02:42:54 AM

Bullshit.

My owl answered correctly.

Pay up, swindler.

I am sorry, you did not present the answer to the question correctly.

Don't worry, I am drinking wine right now, enjoying being good looking, successful and a hit with the ladies. The answer is there as well as my millions of dollars.

You sound like a twerp, are you sick?

PAY ME MY TEN MILLION DOLLARS AND DO IT NOW RO FOREVER BE REVEALED AS A FRAUD ALSO GIVE ME THE WINE I WANT THAT TOO YOULL HAVE NOTHING BWHE IM DONE WITH YOU DAMM YOU DAMM YOU AND I ALSO WANT YOUR SPEEDBOAT GIMME DAT THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Papa in his prime is like a fine scotch.
Cheers mate.
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2018, 09:33:56 AM »
Noone wants your money fuckboi.
You ain't gonna find friends with this.
But nice try.
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2018, 10:25:23 AM »
Quote from: disputeone on February 10, 2018, 08:31:10 AM
Quote from: Papa Legba on February 10, 2018, 02:58:22 AM
Quote from: Babyhighspeed on February 10, 2018, 02:55:52 AM
Quote from: Papa Legba on February 10, 2018, 02:42:54 AM

Bullshit.

My owl answered correctly.

Pay up, swindler.

I am sorry, you did not present the answer to the question correctly.

Don't worry, I am drinking wine right now, enjoying being good looking, successful and a hit with the ladies. The answer is there as well as my millions of dollars.

You sound like a twerp, are you sick?

PAY ME MY TEN MILLION DOLLARS AND DO IT NOW RO FOREVER BE REVEALED AS A FRAUD ALSO GIVE ME THE WINE I WANT THAT TOO YOULL HAVE NOTHING BWHE IM DONE WITH YOU DAMM YOU DAMM YOU AND I ALSO WANT YOUR SPEEDBOAT GIMME DAT THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Papa in his prime is like a fine scotch.
Cheers mate.

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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2018, 11:56:58 AM »
Quote from: User324 on February 10, 2018, 09:33:56 AM
Noone wants your money fuckboi.

I want his money.

He owes me one hundred and sixty million dollars.

He also owes me a bottle of wine, a strawberry Shasta, a speedboat, a Lamborghini, an owl rape alarm,  a heartfelt apology for the result of Superbowl 51,  a signed lithograph of Wyatt Earp, a small pot cat for my mantlepiece, 1500 acres of land in Bolivia, and a written transcript of the true lyrics of 'Louie louie'...

The last one may be impossible, but a deal's a deal.

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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2018, 12:01:40 PM »
My answers were the correct ones. Which is unfortunate for you. But alas...
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2018, 01:04:13 PM »
Quote from: Papa Legba on February 10, 2018, 11:56:58 AM
Quote from: User324 on February 10, 2018, 09:33:56 AM
Noone wants your money fuckboi.

I want his money.
Because you're a fuckboi, too.
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« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2018, 03:31:54 PM »
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2018, 05:20:04 PM »
It's way too obvious. 

Who?  = Mossad.   The people behind every plot since Solomon was a teenybopper

Acceleration = 1g   The rate at which WTC7 fell,  thus proving the conspiracy.

I don't want your million,  please donate my prize money to the Hillary Clinton home for Angry Texans.


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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2018, 12:23:14 AM »
I was really going to try and keep this thread going Heiwa style. But I can already tell that is going to be tiring. Repeating the same thing over and over again, repeating the challenges, calling people names, saying one random story that has no bearing on anything after another, ridiculous plug of a shitty website etc etc etc....Then rinse and repeat times infinity.

I think for me, I just proved to myself Heiwa is a bot, or at least a chatbox, there is no way a human could keep that up without losing ones mind or offing themselves. I already got tired from just a page, and I didn't even answer every attempted answer here with a Heiwa style answer. I got tired thinking about it. No one someone can do this year after year after year.


As for the attempts at answering the questions, sorry, no one is right, you are all twerps and I will send my homosexual rape-owl after each and every one of y'all... especially legba... ESPECIALLY legba.
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« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2018, 01:28:19 AM »
Quote from: Babyhighspeed on February 11, 2018, 12:23:14 AM
I was really going to try and keep this thread going Heiwa style. But I can already tell that is going to be tiring. Repeating the same thing over and over again, repeating the challenges, calling people names, saying one random story that has no bearing on anything after another, ridiculous plug of a shitty website etc etc etc....Then rinse and repeat times infinity.

I think for me, I just proved to myself Heiwa is a bot, or at least a chatbox, there is no way a human could keep that up without losing ones mind or offing themselves. I already got tired from just a page, and I didn't even answer every attempted answer here with a Heiwa style answer. I got tired thinking about it. No one someone can do this year after year after year.


As for the attempts at answering the questions, sorry, no one is right, you are all twerps and I will send my homosexual rape-owl after each and every one of y'all... especially legba... ESPECIALLY legba.

One hundred and seventy million dollars down the drain...

And the rape-owl escapes justice once again.

A black day for the forum.
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Re: The BHS 1,000,000 dollar challenges
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2018, 02:26:01 AM »
Quote from: Babyhighspeed on February 11, 2018, 12:23:14 AM
I was really going to try and keep this thread going Heiwa style. But I can already tell that is going to be tiring. Repeating the same thing over and over again, repeating the challenges, calling people names, saying one random story that has no bearing on anything after another, ridiculous plug of a shitty website etc etc etc....Then rinse and repeat times infinity.

I think for me, I just proved to myself Heiwa is a bot, or at least a chatbox, there is no way a human could keep that up without losing ones mind or offing themselves. I already got tired from just a page, and I didn't even answer every attempted answer here with a Heiwa style answer. I got tired thinking about it. No one someone can do this year after year after year.


As for the attempts at answering the questions, sorry, no one is right, you are all twerps and I will send my homosexual rape-owl after each and every one of y'all... especially legba... ESPECIALLY legba.

So,  Mossad didn't organize 9/11,  Dispute will be mortified.   

The good folks at the Hillary Clinton home for Angry Texans,  have already paid a deposit on a walking talking animatronic Donald Trump,  and I've just been informed there are no refunds.

Anyway, they are in need of a good target for the new range, so all is not lost.
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