Obvious automated bot shitposting from rvlvr which will go unpunished as ever...
Actually, if a rocket goes straight up for more than a few seconds, then it's a very bad day for trying to put a satellite into orbit.
Why, are rockets now unable to manouvre in your fantasy space?
Because by far the most energy efficient trajectory is straight up...
Things that go straight up tend to come straight back down. This is very bad for satellites. There is a significant horizontal velocity component to orbits that you seem to completely ignore.
Oh, so rockets CAN'T manouvre in your fantasy space then?
Even with all their gimballed nozzles, cold gas thrusters and sundry imaginary doohickeys?
Of course rockets can manoeuvre, but they cannot accelerate instantly from zero to orbital velocity.
So they gain velocity and elevation at the same time, elementary.
Cos if they could then by far the most efficient trajectory is to go straight up, then hang a tight turn in the desired direction...
Incorrect! Why ever would that be the most fuel efficient?
This would save tons of fuel, and I thought fuel to payload efficiency was super important to your silly fake shpayze rokkitz?
Totally incorrect garbage!
I've given reasons from people that know many times more about optimum launch trajectories than a demented Voodoo Priest!
Oh, you now seem to be claiming that rockets cannot gain velocity and elevation at the same time whilst heading straight up.
Which is contrary to all observable data.
And you also seem to think that the most direct route would use the same amount of fuel as a far longer route...
Bet you don't get good gas mileage out of your car, rabbibot!
And you end with your usual lame appeal to imaginary authority...
Well, this guy was an imaginary authority on satellite orbits, rabbibot:
https://m.rediff.com/news/1998/feb/02clarke.htmSo you know where you can shove THAT!
Lastly, here is a timelapse of a silly fake shpayze rokkit launch:
It clearly bears no similarity whatsoever to your claimed shpayze rokkit trajectory, and is not gaining in altitude at all as it leaves shot.
Sideways to space since 1957!