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Ruin a first date in 4 words or less

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #240 on: September 29, 2017, 04:57:28 AM »
Quote from: CuriousKitty on September 29, 2017, 04:11:07 AM
Hold my tampon, please.
Not strictly true.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #241 on: September 29, 2017, 06:09:24 AM »
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #242 on: September 29, 2017, 02:22:19 PM »
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #243 on: September 29, 2017, 02:29:41 PM »
My nipples are erect

I frequent theflatearthsociety.

I'm a drug dealer

Boom chicka wow wow

I've soiled myself.

I'm a cannibal.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #244 on: September 29, 2017, 04:40:40 PM »
Check this monster out.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #245 on: September 29, 2017, 04:55:33 PM »
I hate your voice
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #246 on: October 02, 2017, 07:44:20 PM »
Wanna go dumpster diving?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #247 on: October 02, 2017, 08:12:14 PM »
Terrible boob job.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #248 on: October 02, 2017, 08:25:42 PM »
Pregnant or just chubby?

(I'm not going through 9 pages to see if this has already been posted.)
« Last Edit: October 02, 2017, 08:30:50 PM by Boots »
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #249 on: October 02, 2017, 08:26:59 PM »
FOUR WORDS YOU IDIOT!!   >:(
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #250 on: October 02, 2017, 08:31:59 PM »
Quote from: markjo on October 02, 2017, 08:26:59 PM
FOUR WORDS YOU IDIOT!!   >:(

I fixed it.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #251 on: October 03, 2017, 07:12:58 AM »
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #252 on: October 03, 2017, 10:14:43 AM »
I'm a huge brony.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #253 on: October 03, 2017, 10:24:37 AM »
tlhIngan ghe'naQ nagh!!

(Klingon opera rocks!!)
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #254 on: October 03, 2017, 01:37:53 PM »
Next stop, your anus
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #255 on: October 03, 2017, 03:00:13 PM »
Want some HPV?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #256 on: October 03, 2017, 03:31:33 PM »
five dolla sucky sucky
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #257 on: October 03, 2017, 03:35:00 PM »
Do not be afraid.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #258 on: October 03, 2017, 04:27:43 PM »
No, be very afraid.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #259 on: October 03, 2017, 04:39:08 PM »
I'm not on Facebook

« Last Edit: October 03, 2017, 04:40:54 PM by Shifter »
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #260 on: October 03, 2017, 05:56:10 PM »
Mom cooked us dinner
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #261 on: October 04, 2017, 08:43:47 AM »
My pimp just called
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #262 on: October 04, 2017, 09:19:07 AM »
Fus Ro Dah!!!!
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #263 on: October 04, 2017, 12:53:00 PM »
you gunna put out?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #264 on: October 04, 2017, 01:02:24 PM »
Give me a handjob
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #265 on: October 04, 2017, 01:12:07 PM »
Did you shit yourself?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #266 on: October 04, 2017, 02:42:37 PM »
You have frito teeth
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #267 on: October 04, 2017, 04:34:46 PM »
Quote from: markjo on October 04, 2017, 01:12:07 PM
Did you shit yourself?

Says the guy whose avatar is literally checking if he shit himself

How about

Pink or stink?
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what website did you use to buy your wife? Did you choose Chinese over Russian because she can't open her eyes to see you?

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #268 on: October 04, 2017, 05:00:03 PM »
Quote from: Shifter on October 04, 2017, 04:34:46 PM
Quote from: markjo on October 04, 2017, 01:12:07 PM
Did you shit yourself?

Says the guy whose avatar is literally checking if he shit himself
You sure about that?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #269 on: October 04, 2017, 05:31:04 PM »
Quote from: markjo on October 04, 2017, 05:00:03 PM
Quote from: Shifter on October 04, 2017, 04:34:46 PM
Quote from: markjo on October 04, 2017, 01:12:07 PM
Did you shit yourself?

Says the guy whose avatar is literally checking if he shit himself
You sure about that?

It's either that, or your checking to see if you can find your micropenis  :P
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what website did you use to buy your wife? Did you choose Chinese over Russian because she can't open her eyes to see you?

What animal relates to your wife?

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