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Ruin a first date in 4 words or less

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Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« on: September 18, 2017, 08:36:53 PM »
The title says it all. You have 4 words at most to turn a potentially great first date into a train wreck. Go!
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2017, 08:39:52 PM »
"I'm a vegan Scientologist" - admittedly, stolen, but holy wow it's a great submission
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2017, 08:44:35 PM »
"I love you" nothing says psycho quite like professions of love after a single date.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2017, 08:46:11 PM »
Check out this rash!
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2017, 08:51:03 PM »
The Earth is flat!!
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2017, 08:56:15 PM »
Go Trump!

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boydster

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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2017, 08:57:54 PM »
One time in jail...
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2017, 08:59:24 PM »
So, about the Illuminati
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2017, 09:03:00 PM »
One time atta swinger-party ...
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2017, 09:18:45 PM »
You're paying, right?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2017, 09:29:22 PM »
You're boring and fugly
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2017, 06:25:13 AM »
Yo bitch, give head?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2017, 07:22:32 AM »
Tits or gtfo.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2017, 07:31:04 AM »
My name is Heiwa
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2017, 08:19:25 AM »
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2017, 10:56:43 AM »
HA
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2017, 10:58:35 AM »
2 action, 4 words...


**Sniff** *Make Stink Face* Did you Even Shower?!?!?!?!


Or...

Haaaaaaaaaave you met Heiwa?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2017, 11:03:21 AM »
Expect us.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2017, 11:11:57 AM »
Meet my mother Hillary....
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2017, 11:17:47 AM »
Lets make a baby
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2017, 11:18:46 AM »
Have any tranquilizer allergies?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2017, 11:20:01 AM »
I just Sharted myself
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2017, 11:27:13 AM »
Praise be to Yevon
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2017, 11:30:53 AM »
Umm.... I Gotta Go...
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2017, 11:33:43 AM »
Meesa Jar Jar Binks
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2017, 12:22:44 PM »
He is.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2017, 12:25:42 PM »
I once went on a date with a girl who told me that the worst date she's ever been on is one where her date abandoned her on top of a mountain.

This may sound harsh and I don't agree with ditching people on mountains but by the end of the date I could definitely see how someone would want to leave her on a mountain and drive off.
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2017, 12:34:07 PM »
Does this look infected?
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2017, 12:39:06 PM »
Holy shit you're fat!!  :o
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Re: Ruin a first date in 4 words or less
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2017, 12:47:47 PM »
I'm a serial killer
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