The existence of Bigfoot?

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bofetadas

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The existence of Bigfoot?
« on: May 07, 2017, 07:46:42 AM »
Personally, I believe in Bigfoot (A.K.A Sasquatch). This is an extremely intelligent and elusive bipedal hominid that is so smart, he is able to detect human presence and has avoided detection despite advancing technology. The government has known for years that Bigfoot truely exist. Due to the governments wish to undermine native american lure and culture, they have suppressed the evidence of sasquatch by disguising it as "evolutionary fossils". This deception was made clear when the scientific community tried to decieve the general public with the so-called finds of the Peltdown Man in England. The inept government conspiracy was so transparent that they had to come out and admit that Peltdown Man was a fraud. Because of this, the government has learned not to reapeat their mistakes and has secretly restructured it's deceptive tactics through the new world order known as the Reptilian Illuminati. When in truth, the government is aware that the sasquatch and the Reptilian Illuminati (A.K.A Unhcegilia) has been an ongoing war for domination of the earth for centuries. The Reptilian Illuminati first appeared centuries ago in the native american skies and the Sasquatch understood that these creatures were otherworldly and a threat to their existence. The Sasquatch then developed camouflage techniques to reduce the effectiveness of technology, understanding the dangers associated with it in the wrong hands. Our government knows if the Sasquatch lose this war, the earth is doomed to be ruled by the Reptilian Illuminati. So the government plays both sides of the fence using the council members of the new world order to maintain balance and allow humans to continue to advance until such time as the humans are able to defeat both the Sasquatch and the Illuminati.

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PutaMaster69

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Re: The existence of Bigfoot?
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2017, 05:06:32 AM »
Yo all the way man. I LOVE YOU. You inspired me to join this and become a true believer.

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Babushka

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Re: The existence of Bigfoot?
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2017, 07:42:16 AM »
Yo all the way man. I LOVE YOU. You inspired me to join this and become a true believer.
Yeah that's great. There are a lot of crazies on this website, and congratulations, you found one.
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Babushka

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Re: The existence of Bigfoot?
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2017, 07:43:11 AM »
Yo all the way man. I LOVE YOU. You inspired me to join this and become a true believer.
I can communicate with vegetables, but only after hitting up some bath salts

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Wolvaccine

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Re: The existence of Bigfoot?
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2017, 05:20:20 PM »
Shit, this guy is on to us. Get a hit squad and take him out NOW!

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Babushka

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Re: The existence of Bigfoot?
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2017, 05:42:38 PM »
Contacting the FBI... On their way...
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Re: The existence of Bigfoot?
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2017, 02:44:42 PM »
Seeing is NOT beliving in this case.
What do the governments achieve by hiding this info?

People see and hear uncanny stuff all the time, this doesn't prove existence.
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And all the stars were just like little fish

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Babushka

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Re: The existence of Bigfoot?
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2017, 03:41:36 AM »
Literally nothing, except creating unease among conspiracy theorists
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disputeone

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Re: The existence of Bigfoot?
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2017, 05:22:52 PM »
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns.

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bofetadas

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Re: The existence of Bigfoot?
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2017, 06:29:12 PM »
Ever since I posted this, I have been in danger. I caution anyone who spreads any of this information to have a care for their safety.

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bofetadas

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Re: The existence of Bigfoot?
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2017, 06:31:03 PM »
You have been warned.