New Platform - Beta Testers and Developers Needed

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New Platform - Beta Testers and Developers Needed
« on: February 28, 2017, 03:42:53 PM »
Anybody interested? I want to see if this improves our security / speed.
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Re: New Platform - Beta Testers and Developers Needed
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2017, 04:23:10 PM »
If you need people to test the features (or whatever) I can do that. I can't help with development, though.
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Re: New Platform - Beta Testers and Developers Needed
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2017, 04:42:25 PM »
I have built an MVC framework and ORM made for sites like ours that are heavily attacked by folks. I am using it to build an odd mix between a social network and forums.

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Re: New Platform - Beta Testers and Developers Needed
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2017, 07:48:02 PM »
I have built an MVC framework and ORM


Look, John, none of that is necessary. Just grab a decent whitepaper on web security and follow it. It'll take a few hours, but then it'll be done.
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Re: New Platform - Beta Testers and Developers Needed
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2017, 01:05:57 AM »
Which John is this?  ???
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Re: New Platform - Beta Testers and Developers Needed
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2017, 09:50:55 PM »
I have built an MVC framework and ORM


Look, John, none of that is necessary. Just grab a decent whitepaper on web security and follow it. It'll take a few hours, but then it'll be done.
Oh, those are only good if you read them backwards.

That said, yes that will be dealt with as well.
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Re: New Platform - Beta Testers and Developers Needed
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2017, 12:00:21 PM »
On the same box, with the same load, I'm already seeing pretty dramatic increases in speed.
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Re: New Platform - Beta Testers and Developers Needed
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2017, 11:08:30 PM »
Search function works great, site is running smooth and well.
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Re: New Platform - Beta Testers and Developers Needed
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2017, 09:00:47 AM »
I'm willing to help out, if you need more people. Just let me know what I need to do.
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Re: New Platform - Beta Testers and Developers Needed
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2017, 05:24:49 AM »
What he said
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Re: New Platform - Beta Testers and Developers Needed
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2017, 05:56:19 PM »
Cool, what are you guys skilled with?
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Re: New Platform - Beta Testers and Developers Needed
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2017, 07:33:14 PM »
I'm​ good with html/css/js, I can debug php with SQL calls if I know the databases I'm working with. I can't commit to developing a lot from scratch, but with access to code I can identify and work on bugs.

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Re: New Platform - Beta Testers and Developers Needed
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2017, 03:22:10 PM »
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Re: New Platform - Beta Testers and Developers Needed
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2017, 09:37:16 AM »
I'm​ good with html/css/js, I can debug php with SQL calls if I know the databases I'm working with. I can't commit to developing a lot from scratch, but with access to code I can identify and work on bugs.
I've built a system that removes the need for the developer to write any sql calls; all queries are abstracted away from sql (or whatever the datasource may be) and done using a simple crud interface that takes in key value pair arrays.

There is also a permissions proxy wrapping this to disallow queries that the user does not have permissions for.

So to read all the posts named 'cheese', it would be something like
$pm = new PostModel(); $posts = $pm->read(['name'=>'cheese']);


For the html/css/js layer I'm mostly relying on existing templates and doing some small tweaks. It is done in a template system, which makes this easy. When I need to get a good front end ready, I'll likely catch up with you.

Once its ready to be tested etc, I'll give you a shout as well.

Thanks!
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« Reply #14 on: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 PM »
Test 1 2 3
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« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2017, 10:24:15 AM »
Test 1 2 3 Testing time fix
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