Hilarious. Let's discuss how you can tell my weight from a frontal view.
1) All that is visible is my skull and upper torso.
2) As stated before, the view is from the front.
3) I have openly admitted to changing the contrast and brightness settings.
Furthermore, I'll have you know that I ate enough for two people during breakfast. My bill was $17.75, and it hasn't been the first time that's happened.