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Thork

To people who PM me
« on: February 19, 2013, 04:33:42 AM »
This is going to seem kind of rude but I've been getting a large amount of PMs recently and frankly I don't have time to answer them all.

To those who told me you loved me, thanks.
To those who sent pictures of themselves ... only continue if you are attractive. Some of you are, some aren't.
To those who sent me jokes, none of you are funny, stop it.
To those trying to form alliances, I work alone.
To those trying to troll me, there are easier targets on this site.
To those who are trying to convince me to move to America, I am not an immigrant.
And to the person that sends me a PM every single day without fail that simply says "I still hate you", go f*ck yourself.

That is all.
« Last Edit: February 19, 2013, 04:39:07 AM by Thork »
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Dr.Nor

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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2013, 04:44:33 AM »
Can i still send poems?
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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2013, 04:47:38 AM »
This thread needs more name and shame
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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2013, 05:20:59 AM »
Thorks has PMS
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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2013, 05:50:38 AM »
more people should PM him
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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2013, 06:13:47 AM »
I only believe one of those.
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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2013, 07:15:12 AM »
I don't PM Th*rk.
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2013, 08:03:03 AM »
Th*rk works alone.
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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2013, 08:04:13 AM »
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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2013, 08:50:36 AM »
Quote from: Mr Pseudonym on February 19, 2013, 05:20:59 AM
Thorks has PMS
Th*rkk has Private Message Syndrome. Excellent diagnosis Dr  Pseudonym. Have you recommended a treatment?
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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2013, 09:00:20 AM »
If I tone down the underpants pics of me and maybe not pull them to one side, is it still ok to pm?  ;D
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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2013, 12:39:19 PM »
Believe it or not, I have only ever sent Thork nice PMs.
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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2013, 12:48:16 PM »
Count yourself lucky you get PMs at all!!!

I don't get any.
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Thork

Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2013, 12:48:39 PM »
Quote from: Particle Person on February 19, 2013, 12:39:19 PM
Believe it or not, I have only ever sent Thork nice PMs.
You are another one of the spammers that fills my inbox up with crap. >o<

Quote from: Particle Person on January 23, 2013, 08:08:47 AM
Cassie and her friend were at home with there older sister. Their older sister was planing on going out, and told them to not answer the door for anyone and to keep everything locked. Cassie and her friend went online looking at scary chain... letters and laughing at how they weren't ever true. The didn’t believe in any of the chains and went to bed. Unfortunately, they forgot to lock the doors. Cassie’s friend had been murdered in the middle of the night. Quickly and frightened, Cassie went and reposted every chain letter they had read. After waking up in the morning she saw something that looked like a face that was very red staring back at her in the mirror. But did not see her face. She ran down stairs and looked in a different mirror. Still seeing the same face she touched hers. She then looked at her hand and it was covered in something red and watery. Her skin was burned and bloody. News around her town had told about the murder of Cassie’s friend. Cassie’s sister arrived home later that night, not yet seeing the news. Cassie told her sister what had happened and her sister was in denial. Her sister reported that Cassie had gone insane and put her into a Mental Hospital. Years past, and Cassie had died of a rare disease. Cassie came back for revenge towards her sister and the murderer. The murderer was never found. Nearly hours after Cassie’s revenge her sister was found dead. The man who found Cassie’s sister bloody with stab wounds on the floor spotted a faint, red, shadow. This was Cassie’s shadow. The man heard a whisper and he could make out small words saying “You didn’t see anything.”
If you don’t repost this chain to at least 6 people in the next 10 minutes, Cassie will haunt you too.
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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2013, 12:51:08 PM »
Besides that one, of course.
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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2013, 01:27:05 PM »
Quote from: Thork on February 19, 2013, 12:48:39 PM
Quote from: Particle Person on February 19, 2013, 12:39:19 PM
Believe it or not, I have only ever sent Thork nice PMs.
You are another one of the spammers that fills my inbox up with crap. >o<

Quote from: Particle Person on January 23, 2013, 08:08:47 AM
Cassie and her friend were at home with there older sister. Their older sister was planing on going out, and told them to not answer the door for anyone and to keep everything locked. Cassie and her friend went online looking at scary chain... letters and laughing at how they weren't ever true. The didn’t believe in any of the chains and went to bed. Unfortunately, they forgot to lock the doors. Cassie’s friend had been murdered in the middle of the night. Quickly and frightened, Cassie went and reposted every chain letter they had read. After waking up in the morning she saw something that looked like a face that was very red staring back at her in the mirror. But did not see her face. She ran down stairs and looked in a different mirror. Still seeing the same face she touched hers. She then looked at her hand and it was covered in something red and watery. Her skin was burned and bloody. News around her town had told about the murder of Cassie’s friend. Cassie’s sister arrived home later that night, not yet seeing the news. Cassie told her sister what had happened and her sister was in denial. Her sister reported that Cassie had gone insane and put her into a Mental Hospital. Years past, and Cassie had died of a rare disease. Cassie came back for revenge towards her sister and the murderer. The murderer was never found. Nearly hours after Cassie’s revenge her sister was found dead. The man who found Cassie’s sister bloody with stab wounds on the floor spotted a faint, red, shadow. This was Cassie’s shadow. The man heard a whisper and he could make out small words saying “You didn’t see anything.”
If you don’t repost this chain to at least 6 people in the next 10 minutes, Cassie will haunt you too.

This sounds serious.  Did you repost it?
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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2013, 01:28:32 PM »
Quote from: Saddam Hussein on February 19, 2013, 01:27:05 PM
Quote from: Thork on February 19, 2013, 12:48:39 PM
Quote from: Particle Person on February 19, 2013, 12:39:19 PM
Believe it or not, I have only ever sent Thork nice PMs.
You are another one of the spammers that fills my inbox up with crap. >o<

Quote from: Particle Person on January 23, 2013, 08:08:47 AM
Cassie and her friend were at home with there older sister. Their older sister was planing on going out, and told them to not answer the door for anyone and to keep everything locked. Cassie and her friend went online looking at scary chain... letters and laughing at how they weren't ever true. The didn’t believe in any of the chains and went to bed. Unfortunately, they forgot to lock the doors. Cassie’s friend had been murdered in the middle of the night. Quickly and frightened, Cassie went and reposted every chain letter they had read. After waking up in the morning she saw something that looked like a face that was very red staring back at her in the mirror. But did not see her face. She ran down stairs and looked in a different mirror. Still seeing the same face she touched hers. She then looked at her hand and it was covered in something red and watery. Her skin was burned and bloody. News around her town had told about the murder of Cassie’s friend. Cassie’s sister arrived home later that night, not yet seeing the news. Cassie told her sister what had happened and her sister was in denial. Her sister reported that Cassie had gone insane and put her into a Mental Hospital. Years past, and Cassie had died of a rare disease. Cassie came back for revenge towards her sister and the murderer. The murderer was never found. Nearly hours after Cassie’s revenge her sister was found dead. The man who found Cassie’s sister bloody with stab wounds on the floor spotted a faint, red, shadow. This was Cassie’s shadow. The man heard a whisper and he could make out small words saying “You didn’t see anything.”
If you don’t repost this chain to at least 6 people in the next 10 minutes, Cassie will haunt you too.

This sounds serious.  Did you repost it?
No. I opted to be haunted instead. I see dead people.
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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2013, 01:45:20 PM »
I hardly ever get PMs anymore :(
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Thork

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« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2013, 01:46:32 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2013, 02:10:08 PM »
Recently I've been trying to be nicer to Thork. I suspect I'm going soft in my advanced age.
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« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2013, 02:11:11 PM »
This thread actually makes me want to PM thork spam.

Often.

And from alts.
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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2013, 02:25:11 PM »
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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2013, 02:38:45 PM »
Quote from: Colonel Gaydafi on February 19, 2013, 01:45:20 PM
I hardly ever get PMs anymore :(
You might be pregnant. Or have a disease, I dunno.

I have not PM'd Thork in a long while. Perhaps I should PM the greatest PM that has ever been PM'd.
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« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2013, 02:53:13 PM »
People be fishin for PMs.
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« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2013, 03:17:57 PM »
I have 34 pms
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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2013, 03:53:06 PM »
Quote from: hoppy on February 19, 2013, 08:50:36 AM
Quote from: Mr Pseudonym on February 19, 2013, 05:20:59 AM
Thorks has PMS
Th*rkk has Private Message Syndrome. Excellent diagnosis Dr  Pseudonym. Have you recommended a treatment?
Yes, everyone needs to message Thork more often.
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Re: To people who PM me
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2013, 04:12:12 PM »
Just know that he isn't going to react well if you send him chain mail found on Myspace.
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« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2013, 06:16:23 PM »
the FES society doesnt have a block option for PM's?
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« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2013, 09:54:39 PM »
I still don't PM Th*rk.
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« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2013, 02:48:54 AM »
I can take a hint.  I will stop sending Thork love notes.   :'(
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