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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3450 on: February 09, 2021, 12:37:54 AM »
Good luck to the glorious leader!

The old idea of ice cream to eat after the op is a no no these days. Lots of scratchy foods, like breaded fish fingers are now the way to go. (Been there with one of my own).  :)
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« Reply #3451 on: February 09, 2021, 02:05:49 AM »

Better than that, administer a double whisky, less whingeing about the pain when they’re asleep, see I too had children.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3452 on: February 09, 2021, 05:56:27 AM »
Had children? Am I to assume that Social Services got wind of your administrations?  :P
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3453 on: February 09, 2021, 06:03:15 AM »
Quote from: Psychomech on February 09, 2021, 12:37:54 AM
Good luck to the glorious leader!

The old idea of ice cream to eat after the op is a no no these days. Lots of scratchy foods, like breaded fish fingers are now the way to go. (Been there with one of my own).  :)

Ice cream and soft foods is still the advice here. I've been told not to give any hard or scratchy foods for at least a week, until the scabs come off.

They didn't say anything about whisky though..
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3454 on: February 09, 2021, 07:34:47 AM »
Good luck, Glorious Leader!
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3455 on: February 09, 2021, 07:54:33 AM »
It's all done and finally going home and disappointed we didn't get to keep them in a jar
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3456 on: February 09, 2021, 08:12:26 AM »
Here's to a strep throat free future for The Glorious Leader!
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« Reply #3457 on: February 09, 2021, 11:27:58 PM »
Hooray! And also hopefully better sleep.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3458 on: April 07, 2021, 12:45:20 AM »
Our very old main water pipe has broken, probably because of the weird winter when it switched from cold to warm to cold too quickly and now our road and driveway have to be dug up and they have to dig under our house to put a new pipe in. So this is just wonderful. They said they would start next week but I woke up and looked out the window and saw the digger.
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« Reply #3459 on: April 07, 2021, 12:12:09 PM »
An early start then... Huzzah! ;D Sounds like a pain, but hopefully that also means they get done with the job early.
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« Reply #3460 on: April 07, 2021, 12:47:09 PM »
I had a slab leak once. We rerouted through the attic to avoid having to tear up the kitchen and brand new tilework.
Hopefully they get you back up and running quickly!
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« Reply #3461 on: April 07, 2021, 12:55:57 PM »
They dug a massive hole, you could bury many bodies in there, then a little hole up through the basement floor because modern pipes are tiny and flexible. Have to wait for the plumber to finish the job connecting up inside though.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3462 on: April 07, 2021, 01:04:38 PM »
Well, hopefully you aren't left with too many bodies at the end to be sufficiently buried! Hope all else is well with you and yours!
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3463 on: April 07, 2021, 01:45:11 PM »
Yeah all else is good. Hope everything is well with you and all, keeping healthy and suchlike.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3464 on: April 07, 2021, 02:02:24 PM »
I grow older and wider and more grey, but otherwise well! Every day I wake up on this side of the dirt is a pretty good day.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3465 on: April 07, 2021, 03:34:07 PM »
I wonder if UPS ships bodies internationally.
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« Reply #3466 on: April 07, 2021, 11:41:23 PM »
Probably does
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3467 on: April 08, 2021, 08:54:32 AM »
I think you just have to tell them you are shipping organic tissue samples
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3468 on: April 08, 2021, 09:08:28 AM »
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I wonder if UPS ships bodies internationally.

The better question is if they know the are shipping bodies internationally.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3469 on: April 08, 2021, 09:50:18 AM »
Protip;

It doesn't really count as a body if it's in more than one piece.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3470 on: April 08, 2021, 10:30:01 AM »
Come to the FES for earth shaped debates, stay for body shipping tips.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3471 on: May 04, 2021, 01:45:53 AM »

When you wake from a dream thinking,

Will the tentacle whips growing from the palms of my hands prevent me from holding a knife and fork, or will I be eating different food from now on?

Breakfast is that little bit different.

I can still feel as they began to grow, knowing that they would be formidable weapons, but fearing I would lose my humanity.
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3472 on: May 15, 2021, 12:14:10 PM »
After one screaming goal, two world class saves and a controversial Chelsea goal disallowed two minutes from the end, Leicester City win the FA cup for the first time in its history!!!
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« Reply #3473 on: May 16, 2021, 02:20:25 AM »
Well done to them
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« Reply #3474 on: May 16, 2021, 08:54:07 AM »
Chelsea is a bunch of bums anyway!
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« Reply #3475 on: May 19, 2021, 09:03:55 AM »
So I'm at some dance studio for my 5 year old daughter getting her pictures taken for, I don't know, some kind of picture grift that probably costs me a fortune.

My daughter does not look like she's having a good time.  As another dancer in her class enters my daughter whispers to me, "that's Ella.  She pushes me sometimes."  Which makes me think, oh so we've got a bully in the class.  Then I get a closer look at this Ella, she has Down Syndrome.

I don't have a lot of experience with people with Down Syndrome but I think that her being a bully is in addition to having Down Syndrome and not because of it.  It's not just my daughter.  She shoved several kids during this photo shoot.  Half her class didn't even show up to this event because they didn't want to be around her.

Which brings me to what I've been pondering, is it okay for a grown man to beat up a 5 year old girl with Down Syndrome?  I mean not a full on Fight Club style beat down or anything.  Maybe more like a blanket party from Full Metal Jacket.

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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3476 on: May 19, 2021, 09:11:58 AM »
Quote from: Crouton on May 19, 2021, 09:03:55 AM
So I'm at some dance studio for my 5 year old daughter getting her pictures taken for, I don't know, some kind of picture grift that probably costs me a fortune.

My daughter does not look like she's having a good time.  As another dancer in her class enters my daughter whispers to me, "that's Ella.  She pushes me sometimes."  Which makes me think, oh so we've got a bully in the class.  Then I get a closer look at this Ella, she has Down Syndrome.

I don't have a lot of experience with people with Down Syndrome but I think that her being a bully is in addition to having Down Syndrome and not because of it.  It's not just my daughter.  She shoved several kids during this photo shoot.  Half her class didn't even show up to this event because they didn't want to be around her.

Which brings me to what I've been pondering, is it okay for a grown man to beat up a 5 year old girl with Down Syndrome?  I mean not a full on Fight Club style beat down or anything.  Maybe more like a blanket party from Full Metal Jacket.
Its ok as long as you do it in secret and cover her face with a bag.
Then give her the pound down.
But dont beat the meat if you catch my drift....
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Re: A Friendly Chat
« Reply #3477 on: May 19, 2021, 12:50:03 PM »

Beat the parents, they must know and allow their child to do this.
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« Reply #3478 on: May 19, 2021, 12:56:34 PM »
I would have thought so too. But the mom was there and she was clearly aware of the situation and doing everything she could to keep her in line.

It must be a very difficult situation for a parent to deal with. She's just trying to give her disabled daughter as much of a normal life as possible but she just keeps shitting things up. Must be heartbreaking.

I still feel I might be justified giving that kid a blanket party.
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« Reply #3479 on: May 19, 2021, 02:26:59 PM »
Quote from: Crouton on May 19, 2021, 12:56:34 PM
I would have thought so too. But the mom was there and she was clearly aware of the situation and doing everything she could to keep her in line.

It must be a very difficult situation for a parent to deal with. She's just trying to give her disabled daughter as much of a normal life as possible but she just keeps shitting things up. Must be heartbreaking.

I still feel I might be justified giving that kid a blanket party.
My parents never did that to me when i was younger and mentelly ill.
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